DISCLAIMER: I don't own DBZ…I don't own a monkey either…

A/N - Yay! Everyone who reviewed seemed to really like my lemon! And of course everyone seemed to also like Vegeta's really, really lame pick up line, I have to admit that when I was working out what Vegeta would say with my friend Leah we were both laughing our heads off…any way here is the next chapter!

OOOOOOOOOO8D (Happy worm!)

Vegeta yawned and hugged the warm body closer to him, man he hadn't woke up with a woman since…

Wait.

Oh shit.

OH SHIT!

Vegeta's eyes snapped open and he focused on the slumbering face of Bulma, an expression that was half fear and half disbelief slowly crept across his face. He couldn't believe that he'd slept with her. Hell, he couldn't believe that the stubborn bloody woman had slept with him!

The memories of his torturous days while he had been in heat were only fuzzy memories; he could remember only flashes of the past few days. That was normal of course; being in heat was like being really, really drunk. You lost all inhibitions and all self-control.

But still…he'd slept with the woman?

Vegeta carefully moved her head off his chest and slowly edged across the bed away from her. One thing was for sure; he didn't want to be around when she woke up.

Vegeta reached the end of the bed and paused as another memory returned to him…oh God! Had he actually used those pick up line on her?

She'd never let him live it down; she'd bring it up at every chance and would mock his loss of control around her! She'd probably make up some sort of horrible nick name like…like…he didn't want to think what kind of a name she'd up for him!

Vegeta closed his eyes as thoughts of the Z gang members laughing at him assaulted his mind; he knew the woman would blab! She'd run straight to Kakarot when they got home, would convince him to first of all kick Vegeta's ass for taking advantage of her and then would embarrass the hell out of him by telling them all the embarrassing things he'd said and done while he was on heat.

So lost in these thoughts of humiliation was Vegeta that he fell off the bed with a thump.

A loud thump.

One that was followed by a startled yell by Vegeta, and was more then enough to wake up Bulma, and wake up she did…with a vengeance!

She sat up, squealed when she saw Vegeta and wrapped a sheet around him, "You manipulative little creature!" She hurled a pillow at Vegeta as he picked himself up off the floor, "You tricked me last night! You lied your way into bed! Shame on you Vegeta!"

"Oh shut up." Vegeta crossed his arms and stood in front of the woman, unashamed of his nakedness, "Be grateful that I'm off heat now!"

"Oh I am! But don't think that being grateful is going to be enough to stop me from hurting you!"

"Oh?" Vegeta walked around the bed to Bulma's side and lent down close to her, his voice a dangerous growl, "And how do you plan to hurt me? You can't use sex to manipulate me anymore! In fact, now I think about it, it's you who should be careful of me! I could kill you out here and space your body and nobody would ever know!"

"You wouldn't!" Bulma breathed.

Vegeta brought his face down till it was about a centre metre from hers and laughed, "There's a lot of things I could do to you while we're out here in space."

Bulma blushed and shoved Vegeta away; "You wouldn't do anything to me, who'd fix the food machine when it gets broken?" Bulma was having a hard time keeping her eyes off Vegeta's body as he stood directly in front of her again.

Vegeta looked at Bulma a little longer before he leant closer to her again, "Normally I wouldn't hurt you, no. But if you piss me off enough woman, I might do something I'll regret later in a fit of temper." Vegeta pulled back again, "By the way, thanks for last night. You were fun."

"Bastard! I liked you better when you were on heat." Bulma stood up and slapped Vegeta, "If you ever, bring up last night again I swear I'll find someway to kill you! Last night was the most degrading experience of my life and I'd rather forget about it!"

"Degrading?" Vegeta's mouth fell open, "You slept with a Prince and it was degrading? At least I said you were fun!"

Bulma and Vegeta glared at each other angrily, then, against all laws of nature and common sense they moved closer and kissed passionately.

Bulma pulled away first, "That was wrong."

"Very wrong." Vegeta agreed. They stood looking at uneasily each other for a few moments, Vegeta suddenly stepped away, "I'm going to go have a shower."

"Yeah I'll get breakfast." Bulma and Vegeta hurried away in opposite directions, both of them blushing bright red.

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Bulma got to the doorway before she realised that she was naked and she turned and hurried back to the bedroom and salvaged what clothes she could from the wreckage of the bedroom.

She hurriedly dressed, cursing Vegeta as she threw her ruined bra on the floor and tied her t-shirt around her chest, boob-tube style. Vegeta was going to pay for destroying her clothes!

Bulma walked over to the bathroom door and pulled out the small electrical panel by the door and quickly ripped a small red wire out.

She'd let the bastard cool off with a cold shower for a while!

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Vegeta started to wash himself, looking at the fingernail marks, which were raked down his chest. He could still feel the woman under him…moaning his name…

"No!" Vegeta shook his head, "Don't think about it! It's all over now!"

But I don't want it to be over…I like her!

Vegeta ignored the voice in his head as it began to list off the top one hundred reasons why he should seduce Bulma again.

He wasn't going to seduce her, he didn't even like her! She flirted too much, wore too little and couldn't cook! Sure she could fix all his machine and sure she was good in bed and had been in his dreams for almost two months now…

No! I will not think about it!

Vegeta shook his head again, damn! He didn't want to crave the woman like this! It was inconvenient and these sexual craving would get in the way of his training,

The water of the shower suddenly turned icy and Vegeta heard a malicious laugh from outside the bathroom door…the woman!

He opened the shower door and leapt out the freezing cascade of water, he threw open the bathroom door and grabbed the woman, before she could get more then two steps away.

He pulled her around and was preparing to yell at her when he realised that her 'shirt' had fallen down again and her breasts were pressed against his chest.

He swallowed hard.

"Woman…you ruined me…breasts, NO! I mean you ruined my shower with all your breasts…NO! You ruined my shower by turning off the hot water and now your standing here naked and…." Vegeta caught sight of her amused face, "You don't want to know what I was about to say woman."

"I think I know what you were about to say." She leant closer to him, "You like me don't you? It wasn't just the heat…"

"Shut up!"

"I bet you have some sort of perverted saiyan crush…"

"Shut up!"

"Do you looooove me? Do you wanna haaaaave me?" Bulma crooned,

Vegeta turned red, "Shut up woman!"

"Oh ho! So I was right! You do have some twisted thing for me, huh?"

"Okay, okay, I like you! Not a lot but you are attractive!" Vegeta pouted, "Just don't go thinking that I actually love you! That's a little too far fetched!"

Bulma tilted her head to the side, "So you like me huh? Why?"

"What do you mean why?" Vegeta narrowed his eyes, she was trying to trick him somehow, she would get him to admit everything he could and then she'd pounce and would somehow make him seem foolish!

"Why do you like me? Yamcha always said I was 'cute,' what's your excuse?"

"Excuse? I am Vegeta the prince of all saiyans! I do not make excuses! Besides, maybe I agree with your Baka ex-boyfriend, you are very attractive." Vegeta pushed the woman away suddenly, "I do not like being questioned like this! Just because I find you attractive physically doesn't mean I actually like you in any way!"

"But you just said you liked me!"

"Because you're attractive, I don't actually like you in any other sense." Vegeta took a step away when suddenly the computers voice came over the COM line,

"Warning! Warning! The ship has entered the atmosphere of a planetary body!"

"What?!" Bulma bolted out to the main room and looked at the COM screen, the computer had brought up a picture of a green planet; she began typing at the computer and brought up a new screen, "According to the computer the planet has a breathable atmosphere and a tolerable level of gravity…"

"Which planet is it?" Vegeta held onto the chair as their ship was now well and truly heading into the planets cloudy atmosphere.

"I don't know…" Bulma clutched at the arms of the chair, "All I do know is that I have to somehow land this ship in one piece."

"Without a navigation system?" Vegeta looked aghast, "Is that possible?"

"Possible, but very unlikely." Bulma strapped herself in, "I'm just going to have to fly manually."

Vegeta stood next to her and when Bulma put her hands on the manual control joystick he put his hands over hers, "You wont be strong enough by yourself, you'll need my help."

"Yeah, your right." Bulma tried to calm herself as the pressed the manual control button, "Here we go…"

A/N - Oooooh….they're going to try to land manually! And Vegeta is still naked! Will they land the ship and survive? Will Vegeta ever get dressed again? You'll have to wait and see what happens in the next chapter!