Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Beyblade Jokes ❯ Missed Your Train! ( Chapter 3 )

loner lover: WOHOO!!!!!!!! I've been updating a lot lately!!!!!!!!

Kai: Sadly, yes.

loner lover: IT'S SOOOOOOOOOO COOL!!!!!!!!!

Kai: Yeah, that's nice but can you get on with the fic?

loner lover: Ok! MAX!!!!

Max: loner lover DOES NOT and NEVER WILL own Beyblade.

Kai: Thank God…

loner lover: HEY!

Beyblade Jokes Chappie 3

loner lover: Ok, this chappie has A LOT of Kai jokes. I need help! Please think of some funny jokes for the next chappie and I'll say that you made that joke k?

KAI JOKES

If Kai was a bug, what would he be? A Kaider! (Spider)

If Kai had a super market, what would it be called? Kai Mart! (K Mart)

If Kai had a country, what would it be called? Kailand! (Thailand)

If Kai was born in a country other than Russia, where would it be? Iceland!

DRIGER JOKES

How does Driger invite Galux to dinner? Wanna go out for a bite?

What's Driger's trash called? Kitty litter!

If Driger owned a Hawaiian island, what would he rename it? Meowi! (Maui)

OTHER BEYBLADE JOKES

(MsKaiHiwatari thought of this one)

What do the Bladebreakers call Hilary when she's funny? Hilary-ous! (Hilarious)

What's Ray's favorite electronic thingy? A Raydio! (Radio)

What part of Seaborg weighs the most? The scales!

Why did Micheal punish Trygle? He was using FOUL language!

How does Wolborg get rid of fleas? He starts from scratch!

What's a fat as Tyson but doesn't weigh anything? His shadow!

MISC. JOKES

(My friend made this up one day)

Why did the dude wear 2 pairs of pants when he went golfing? Just incase he got a hole in 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RANDOM BEYBLADE JOKES

Tyson: Ray, is it ok to sleep on a full stomach?

Ray: I don't know, I guess.

Tyson: Really? I prefer sleeping on a bed!

Kai: Hey Tyson!

Tyson: What?

Kai: When God was passing out brains, you thought he said trains and missed yours!

Tyson: X( RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

END

loner lover: Tyson missed his brain!!

Tyson: ?.? I thought I missed my train?

Kai: That proves her point.

Ray: Please review!

Kai: R&R.

Tyson: NO YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!