Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Beyblade Jokes ❯ Lotta Jokes ( Chapter 2 )

loner lover: HI PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Max: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

loner lover: I have A LOT of jokes this time!

Kai: Really?

loner lover: Yeah I have like…. (Looks at joke paper) 2…..10…..13….18! I have 18 jokes!

Ray: How many did you have in the last one?

loner lover: Like…. (Looks at chapter 1) 10!

Tyson: So you've improved by……..uhhhhhh………..

Kai: 8 retard!!!!

Tyson: ;_; you're so mean!!

loner lover: Anyways, read and review!

Max: loner lover DOES NOT and NEVER WILL own Beyblade!

Beyblade jokes chapter 2: lotta jokes!

loner lover: I'm sorry Kais Devil, I couldn't think of a Hilary joke. Anyhoo, here it is

KAI JOKES

If Kai flew in the air, what would he be called? A Kaite!!! (A Kite)

If Kai was a type of candy, what would he be? Rock candy!!!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Kai

Kai who?

K, I can do better than that!

If Kai was a character in the wizard of oz, who would he be? The Tin Man!!!

If Kai was a type of bird, what would he be? A Kainary (Canary)

If Kai was sad, what would he start doing? He would start Kaing (Crying)

RAY JOKES

If Ray was a sea creature, what would he be? A Sting Ray

Why does Ray think his teeth are cool? Cause Tyson said that they were sharp!

If Ray was in DBZ (Dragon Ball Z for people who don't know), what would he be? A Rayin! (Saiyan)

KENNY JOKES

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Kenny

Kenny who?

Kenny come out and play?

(Can he come out and play?)

If Kenny was a type of candy, what would he be? Nerds! (I swear I made this up before Izumi Princess of Darkness, I swear! I just don't up date as often as her)

TYSON JOKES

If Tyson was a sea creature, what would he be? A Puffer Fish!

What kind of keys does Tyson carry? Cookies!

OTHER BEYBLADE JOKES

What's Lees' company called? Lees (That jean company)

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tala

Tala who?

I'm Tala than you!

Who does Dranzer hate in The Wizard of Oz? The Scare Crow!

If the Bladebreakers were the world champion bakers, what would they be called? The Bladebakers (Or Bladebeykers)

When Galux, Galeon, and Driger were just little kittens, what did they wear? Diapurrs

END

loner lover: DONE!

Ray: Read and review!

Kai: R&R.

Tyson: NO YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!