Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Beyblade Tension Relief ❯ Celebrity ( Chapter 1 )

Rain: Hiya! Yes, I know I really shouldn't be starting another fic, but this is more of tension release then anything else. All of my other fic's are so serious, I just had to do something humor-y.

Tyson: so that's all we are to you? Tension release?

Rain: for that you get to go first.

Max: come on. Tyson singing?

Rain: yup! I have the perfect song for him. hehe.

Tyson: I don't know the words.

Rain: you don't know what the song is, either. Here (gives him a piece of paper) these are the lyrics. Here is the microphone, Now, sing!

Tyson: (obediently) someday I'm gonna be famous

Do I have talent, well, no.

Kai: this is the right song for him, all right.

Tyson: (glaring at Kai) these days you don't really need it

Thanks to reality shows.

Max: why reality shows?

Ray: I don't know Max.

Tyson: can't wait to date a super model

Can't wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari

On my way to rehab........

Kenny: Tyson? A super model?

Max: why would Tyson want to sue his dad? Why would he want to wreck a car? Why would he be going to rehab?

Ray: I don't know Max.

Rain: all of you, shut up!

Tyson: cause when your a celebrity

It's adios reality

Kai: he has already lost touch with reality...

Max: why would he say adios to reality?

Ray: I don't know Max.

Rain: shut up or I use my frying pan on you!

Everyone- Rain: shutting up.

Tyson: you can act just like a fool

People think you're cool

Just cause you're on t.v.

Kai: he's delusional.

Rain: (waves a silver frying pan threateningly.)

Tyson: I can throw major fits

When my latte isn't just how I like it

They say I've gone insane

Kai: (mumbles) he is insane.

Rain: that's it Kai, you're on the list, 3 strikes your out. In other words you have1 more chance.

Max: Why would Tyson want a latte?

Ray: I don't KNOW Max.

Rain: ehem.

Tyson: I'll blame it on the fame

And the pressures that it goes with

Being a celebrity

Max: why would he blame it on the fame? What pressures?

Ray: I don't know Max...

Tyson: I get to cry to Barbara Walters

When things don't go my way

I'll get community service

No matter which law I break

Max: Why would Tyson cry? Why would Tyson break the law?

Ray: (is starting to get a headache) Max you are taking this a little to seriously.

Max: but, why?

Ray: (sigh) I don't know Max...

Tyson: I'll make the super market Tabloids

They'll write some awful stuff

Max: why would tabloids write bad things about Tyson?

Ray: (headache is now pounding) I don't know Max.....

Rain: Max, your on the list as well.....

Max: really? Where on the list am I?

Rain: up there with Kai.......

Max: yipee!

Rain: Max, the list is not somewhere you want to be....

Max: really?

Rain: really....

Max: oh.....

Rain: so shut up!

Tyson: but the more they run my name down

The more my price goes up

Kai: yeah, right.

Rain: that's it Kai! 3rd strike! (whips her silver frying pan out of no where and bangs Kai over the head with it causing him to fall unconscious)

Rain: that's what happens to people who go to far up on my list.

Tyson: Cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality.

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just cause you're on tv.

Hotaru: him? cool? You have got to be kidding me.

Kenny: who are you?

Rain: this is Hotaru. She is a character from my original fic, the war (which is at fictionpress.com, for anyone interested.) and is acting as my muse.

Everyone- Rain & Hotaru: oh....

Tyson: I can fall in and out of love

Have marriages that barely last a month

Kenny: Marriage? Tyson?

Rain: that's it, you're on the list as well. (gestures over at Kai.)

Tyson: when they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

And say it's just so tough

Being a celebrity.

Max: why? Why is it so tough? Why would they go down the drain? Why- (crash. Rain had taken her F.P.(frying pan) and banged it over Maxes head, knocking him unconscious)

Ray: (his headache had turned into a migraine) thank you Rain. Does anyone have headache medicine?

Hotaru: (she dropped Max next to Kai and moved back towards Ray) sure, we keep it in the medicine cab net, c'mon I'll show you.

Tyson: so lets hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of fun in the sun

We'll be real world bachelors

Jackass Millionaires

Hey, hey, Hollywood

Here we come!

Kenny: what has holly wood got to do with beyblading?

Rain: that's it Kenny, three strikes, you're out! (takes out her F.P. and- well you get it by now.)

Ray and Hotaru: (Walk back in, Ray looking much happier.)

Ray: what happened? I knew Max was unconscious, but Kenny....?

Rain: he went to far up on my list. So far, only you and Hotaru haven't made it on my list.

Tyson: Yeah, when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

No matter what you do,

People think you're cool,

Just cause you're on t.v.

...being a celebrity

...yeah, celebrity!

...uh-huh

(spoken) where's my coffee?

Tyson: whew, finally done. (spots Kenny, Max, and Kai) hey what happened to them?

Rain: they got on my list. Don't worry, they'll wake up before the next chapter.

Tyson: Hey Rain?

Rain: yes Tyson?

Tyson: who's Barbara Walters?