Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Beyblade Tension Relief ❯ A little break aka Kai bashing ( Chapter 3 )

Rain: HIYA! Okay, first of all, Kai is going to say the disclaimer!

Kai: I am?

Rain: (patiently) yes, Kai.

Kai: why?

Rain: I got tired of saying it.

Kai: hn.

Rain: say it.

Kai: hn.

Rain: (Holds SFP (silver frying pan) up menacingly)

Kai: ulp. Rain of RainOwl does not own beyblade or any of the related characters. Should you recognize any characters from other animes, it is safe to say she doesn't own them, either. She does own M. Hotaru and M. Tyson as they merely LOOK like anime characters, and their personalities are completely different. How come you can just say `standard disclaimer apply' while have to say all that?

Silence.

Kai: (looks around now empty room) uh . . . what am I supposed to do? (Spots note)

Note: Dear Kai,

The others and I have gone searching the net for the perfect songs for the white tigers. Please keep the audience busy.

Rain

Kai: well now what am I supposed to do?

Silence.

Kai: (looks at the audience) I don't suppose you'd consider just leaving.

Silence.

Kai: I didn't think so. Ah, well. What should I do? If I don't keep you busy, Rain, M. Tyson, M. Hotaru, or Yami Rain will kill me.

Silence.

Tumbleweed rolls by.

(Change of scene. We are now in a living room with all of the other characters including Rain)

M. Tyson: That's freaky. I'm sorry, but it is. Kai Hiwatari, talking to himself?

Everyone else: (nods)

Rain: maybe we should go back.

M. Hotaru: use your powers to make him sing!

Rain: but I was going to do Ray next. Besides what would he sing?

M. Tyson&M. Hotaru: (nod to each other, stand up and begin to whisper in Rains ear.)

Rain: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Okay readers; before I do this, you need to know two things. 1: Kai will be singing again, this time wasn't planned for. 2: I don't own the song.

M. Tyson: and Kai thinks he is alone with you guys, who can't talk to him.

M. Hotaru: but you can leave messages in reviews. Gifts for them will be appreciated, of course. Sugar, mind you, and is strictly controlled. As are weapons.

Rain: whenever one of us (gestures to the people in the room) talks, we will still be in here unless we specify otherwise. So Kai won't be able to hear us.

(Back to Kai)

(Paper and microphone fall out of the sky)

Kai: I get to sing. Great. I thought it was Ray's turn.

Rain: it was.

Kai: ah well. Here goes.

I'm just a simple girl.

In a high tech digital world

I really try to understand

All the powers that rule this land.

Everybody minus Kai: (Laughing at the first line)

Once they had calmed down.

Kenny: why didn't he stop?

Rain: he can't stop until he finishes the song. Oh, and people? There won't be as much commentary as usual, because I think that all you need to do if you want to laugh is picture Kai singing the song. Plus, I'll have the next chapter out soon.

(Back to Kai)

Kai: they say miss J's big butt is boss

(Is now fire engine red causing everybody else to start laughing again)

Kate Moss can't find a job

In a world of post modern fad

What was good now is bad.

Max: who's miss J?

Ray: I don't know, Max.

Max: who's Kate Moss?

Ray: I don't know Max . . .

Max: Why can't she find a job?

Ray: I might know that if I knew who she was . . .

Kai: it's not hard to understand

Just follow this simple plan

Rain: wait till you here what comes next.

Kai: follow your heart

Everyone minus Kai: (bursts into laughter)

Kenny: Kai (gasp) saying (gasp) to follow (gasp) your heart? (Starts rolling around in laughter)

Rain: I couldn't help myself. (Giggles) my muses put the idea in my head, and I couldn't get it to go away.

Kai: (starts singing really fast to get it over with)

Your intuition

It will lead you in the right direction

Let go of your mind

Your intuition

It's easy to find

Just follow your heart baby

Ray: Baby? (Falls into hysterical laughter)

Kai: (goes even faster)

You look at me

Max: who looks at him?

Ray: I don't know Max

Kai: but you're not quite sure

Am I it or could you get more?

Max: more what?

Rain: you're back on the list, Max. Ray, you'll find some aspirin in the cabinet next to you.

Ray: (throws Rain a thankful look and takes some aspirin)

Kai: (is now going so fast he sounds like he's rapping)

You learn cool from magazines

You learn love from Charlie Sheen

If you want me let me know

I promise I won't say no

Dizzy: someone should be recording this.

Rain: (pats her trusty camcorder smirking)

Kai: follow you heart

Your intuition

It will lead you in the right direction

Let go of your mind

Your intuition

It's easy to find

Just follow your heart baby

You got something you want me to sell

Sell your sin. Just cash in.

You got something that you want me to tell

You'll love me. Wait and see.

Max: sell what? Tell what?

(Thwack)

Rain: (swings frying pan whistling innocently)

Kai: (is some how managing to go faster) if you want me

Don't play games

I promise

It won't be in vain

Uh-uh-uh

follow you heart

Your intuition

It will lead you in the right direction

Let go of your mind

Your intuition

It's easy to find

Just follow your heart baby.

Kai: that is the worst thing I have ever had to do!

Rain: end chapter.