Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Bullying Rocks! ❯ Eyes like Chocolate sauce ( Chapter 3 )
Ok, well there's been a minor set-back, Ray's party will happen next time…in the meantime you can enjoy this chapter……..God I hate Mr Dickinson…..
It was a cliché sunny Saturday afternoon; the Bladebreakers were hanging around in the playground. All four of them were flying around on the tyre swing, the frame was swaying, creaking and straining.
"Yeah, this is awesome," yelled Tyson who, as usual, failed to see the danger,
"Let's see how high we can go," shouted Ray, Max was laughing but Kenny started to fret when he saw the bolts, which held the chains, becoming loose "errrrr guys can I get off please?"
Tyson turned and looked at Kenny, "What's that Kenny? You want to go higher? Well Ok if you insist!" he shouted!
Ray and Tyson pulled back on the chains as hard as they could to make the swing go faster and higher, "I'm gonna throw up!" cried Kenny.
The Bladebreakers were unaware they were being watched. "Come on Kai let's go, this place is for babies!" complained Carlos,
"Why are we spying on those losers anyway?" asked Stuart,
"Would you guys shut the fuck up!" snapped Kai,
"Chill out Kai, hey guys lets go back to my place, my dad just got a load of beer in……..lets go and get wasted" said Carlos in an effort to sound like he was twenty-something.
Whether he wanted to accept it or not Kai was still a kid no matter how hard he tried to be grown up. "If you guys want to go, then go" said Kai plainly, he didn't really need them, he was a loner.
"Suit yourself," said Carlos as he and the rest of the Bladesharks walked away.
Kai watched on through narrowed chocolate sauce colored eyes as Tyson and his friends laughed, played and joked……..they looked so natural and happy……..
"No way Ray! Teen Ninja 3 was much better than Teen Ninja 4!" yelled Tyson
"No it wasn't! In Teen Ninja 4 there's this part where she's naked and you actually get to see her…" but Ray was cut off by Kenny "You know I think Teen Ninja 2 was the best one, it had the best special effects".
Tyson was about to disagree but something in a nearby tree caught his eye so he left Kenny, Max and Ray to argue while he went to investigate. He stood under the tree and looked up into the branches, *awesome* he thought as he began to climb. "Damn ……tree……..ow……..son of a…" after some more cursing he finally reached it……..it was a particularly large golden yellow beehive! Tyson was one of those kids that just loved bugs and spiders (well in this story he is); he stared at it with fascination as the bees darted around. "Cooooooool….." he droned as he reached out to rip the hive from the branch; the angry hum of the bees didn't even bother him! Tyson jumped down from the tree and carried the hive towards his friends until he was about 20 yards away from them, "Hey Kenny! Catch the football!" yelled Tyson. Kenny was paralysed with disbelief as Tyson drop-kicked the beehive directly at him, he dodged…………..it exploded as it made contact with the ground and the bees swarmed everywhere……..
"Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed Kenny
"Oh my God they're in my hair" cried Max, Ray was laughing as he ran to where Tyson was standing and also laughing. Max was frantically waving his arms in the air and trying to run; Kenny was trying to run and hold on to Dizzi. Tyson soon stopped laughing, "Oh shit they're coming over here………run away!"
Kai was laughing from his hiding place, maybe Tyson was Bladeshark material……..maybe…..
Tyson, Ray, Kenny and Max finally came to a halt, "Have we lost them?" asked Tyson, "Yeah I think so" answered Ray, only one thought was running through Kenny's mind *Why?* why had Tyson done that? *Well we're safe now so that's all that matters………..I guess*,
"So what do you guys want to do now?" asked Max, a voice suddenly came from behind them "Yeah Tyson, got anymore bright ideas?" the Bladebreakers turned to see Kai. The last time they'd met, they hadn't parted on very good terms with him. Max and Kenny were particularly wary.
"Oh hey Kai……… we were just messing around" said Tyson in a kind of scared way, Kai just looked at them for a second "you guys are so gay" he said disapprovingly,
"I'm not gay," protested Ray "how can I be gay? I'm going out with Mariah!" this enraged the others "You fucking liar Ray! You're not going out with her! You only went out with her twice in 7th grade!" yelled Tyson,
"That shows what you know fat-boy!" Ray shouted back,
Tyson became really mad, he jumped on Ray and the two began to fight, laying hard hits into each other as they rolled around on the grass. Kai stood there laughing with his arms crossed, Kenny sniggered quietly, Max just sighed as he thought *it's so stupid to fight over girls*.
Kai's presence always upset the balance of friendship, he made Tyson, Ray and pretty much all the kids in the neighbourhood nervous, and when they were nervous they would say dumb stuff or sometimes fall out with each other much to Kai's amusement.
Kai stopped laughing and walked up to Ray and Tyson, who had each other in a headlock, "Listen ladies I don't have all day and you're starting to piss me off so do you think you could hurry this up?", Ray and Tyson reluctantly let go of each other and stood up,
"He started it," said Ray,
"No you started it," said Tyson,
"Would you guys just shut up" said Kai harshly,
Tyson whined "but he called me a…",
"I don't give a fuck!" shouted Kai who was now very frustrated,
"I have an idea," said Max "lets go and see Mr Dickinson!",
"Hey, yeah, good idea Max!" said Tyson,
"Who's Mr Dickinson?" asked Kenny,
"Mr Dickinson is a fat old loser who fucks men, women, children and animals," said Kai, Tyson and Ray laughed,
"You know Mr Dickinson Kai?" asked Max,
"I talked to him a while ago, that prune faced lard bucket was telling me about how he was trying to form a Beyblade team to sponsor, he wanted to recruit me but I told him to go fuck himself" explained Kai
"Really? You said that? Cool" exclaimed Tyson,
"Why the hell do you wanna go and see him anyway?" asked Kai,
"Oh we're just being nice to him so that he leaves us in his will" said Max casually, "What?" asked Kai,
"It was Ray's idea," said Max,
"Yeah well….it really works! You know Lee from the White tigers? Well my parents used to force me to rake the leaves in his grandfather's back yard every Sunday, Lee never visited him so when the time came to pass on the White tiger bit-beast he gave it to me and he's left me in his will so when he dies I cash-in big time! Pretty cool huh?" explained Ray,
"Yeah right, whatever" said Kai in a flat tone of voice,
"So do you wanna come with us Kai?" asked Tyson,
"Sure, why not, I guess I don't have anything better to do" said Kai nonchalantly.
Near Mr Dickinson's house:
Mr Dickinson was well known throughout the town, he was a "jolly" character with a keen interest in Beyblading, somehow he had managed to become rich and had sponsored teams in the past but none of them had ever made it to the finals.
Kai and the Blade breakers lurked around the corner from Mr Dickinson's mansion, they were telling Kenny more about Mr Dickinson,
"…..He's practically deaf and he has really crap eyesight" said Tyson,
"I'll go see if he's home" said Max,
"No, let me handle this," insisted Ray. He walked up to the front door with the others following behind, Ray rang the doorbell, he turned to look at his friends "Check this out" he said, the door opened to reveal a fat old guy with gay looking glasses and a stupid hat,
"Why, hello Mr Dick-head" said Ray in falsely sweet way, Tyson and the other guys tried not to laugh,
Mr Dickinson squinted through his glasses "Ray?…Ray is that you?" he asked
"It sure is Mr Dick-head!",
"I'm here too!" said Tyson loudly,
Mr Dick-head….oops sorry…Mr Dickinson strained his eyes some more, "Oh Tyson, Max, Kai how lovely of you boys to come and visit me….oh and who's your new friend?" he asked,
"They call me th…my name's Kenny," said Kenny,
"Oh it's nice to meet you Franky," said Dickinson
"No, my name's Kenny"
"Bobby?"
"No Kenny" Kenny said in a raised voice
"Benjamin?"
"No Kenny" he shouted
"Is that a foreign name?" asked Mr Dickinson
"Never mind" sighed Kenny
"Do you have any chores we can do?" asked Tyson,
"Hmmmmm let me think well boys if you wash my car I'll give you five dollars how does that sound?" proposed Mr Dickinson
"Gee Mr Dick-head that sounds swell" said Ray with an enormous amount of sarcasm,
"Ok well let me know when you're finished boys" said Mr Dickinson as he closed the door,
Tyson walked up to the door and energetically said, "Oh we'll let you know Mr Dick-head-cock-sucker-mother-fu…"
SMACK! Kai backhanded him over the head "Don't go over the top Tyson," warned Kai; Tyson was silent as the pain lingered. Isn't it funny how bullies work? Unreasonable, irrational, illogical, sometimes unprovoked and without warning sometimes physical and sometimes verbal, bullies like Kai are just full of surprises!
"Well, we better get started," said Max
"Are you serious?" asked Kai in an annoyed way, the Bladebreakers stared at him "listen up ladies if you use your head we can get out of here a whole lot faster" said Kai as he walked up to Mr Dickinson's black Mercedes, he looked at the windscreen and proceeded to spit on it, the silver streak of saliva glistened in the sunlight (lovely thought don't you think?), "Hey Kenny! Let me borrow your fucking tie" demanded Kai, this wasn't gonna be pretty but Kenny swiftly removed his tie and passed it to him, Kai scrunched it up and used it to smear the spit across the window, the Bladebreakers were speechless, he walked back to them and handed Kenny his tie, "well I guess I'm done" he said. Tyson thought for a moment as his conscience told him to be a good boy………………then he faced the car and spat a huge snotty, green and yellow phlegm-wad…………SPLAT! Straight on the metallic paint-job of the car door "Awesome!" he yelled, Ray, Max and Kenny were quick to join in.
About 5 and a half minutes later:
"Nice job ladies" sneered Kai,
"Now all we have to do is seal the deal" said Ray as he rang the doorbell once again, Mr Dickinson opened the door "We're done," said Ray loudly,
"Finished already?" enquired Mr Dickinson,
"Yeah, well we don't mess around, right guys?" said Ray,
Mr Dickinson squinted and strained to look at his car, it certainly looked……………shiny! "Ok well let me just find my wallet," he said as he began digging through his pockets, "You know Ray I heard you failed to win your last Beybattle",
"Yeah well you can't win them all," said Ray who was now pissed-off
"Oh here we go," said Mr Dickinson as he opened his wallet "now let me see….. is that a twenty or a five?",
"Here, why don't you let me help you" said Ray as he took out several 100-dollar bills "there we go….five dollars!",
"Thank-you boys you know there aren't many decent, hard-working young men like you around, oh and Ray make sure you concentrate harder the next time you Beyblade" said Mr Dickinson in a cheery way,
"Fuck-you" said Ray,
"What did you say?" asked Mr D.
"I said thank-you," answered Ray
"Ok well bye-bye boys".
Kai and the Bladebreakers walked around the corner then they stopped and broke out laughing. "How can anyone be so dumb?" laughed Max,
"We made out like bandits," said Tyson enthusiastically,
"How much did you get off him Ray?" asked Max,
"…Six, seven, eight hundred dollars" said Ray "so that's…………errr……Kenny what's 800 divided by 5?" asked Ray,
"160" said Kenny instantly,
Kai thumped him in the arm, "math nerd",
"Right so that's 160 dollars each not bad huh?" said Ray
"Cool I'm gonna get some new roller blades and some fireworks and video games and candy" said a very excited Tyson,
"Hey Ray! Old Man Dick-head was practically calling you a loser back there so what are you gonna do about it?" asked Kai
"You're right, well I guess I can do this," said Ray as he picked up a rock and blasted it straight at Mr Dickinson's house, SMASH! The rock shattered one of the front windows
"Wicked" yelled Tyson,
Kai quickly picked up a rock and threw it hard, he succeeded in dashing another front window, this was Kristallnacht, Beyblade style!
"Hey! You kids!" they turned to see Andrew's dad in his car "Oh fuck!…..RUN!" shouted Kai, all five of them broke out into a fast run, they ran across roads and gardens; they jumped walls and fences,
"Get back here you damn kids!" they heard Andrew's dad yell; they ran through the back alleys until they lost him. They were out of breath but the adrenaline was still coursing through their bodies and it felt like their veins were pumping battery acid. "Man that was awesome!" panted Tyson,
"Do you guys do this sort of stuff all the time?" asked Kenny,
"Not all the time" laughed Max,
"I have to admit that was pretty cool " said Kai,
"Hey Kai, I'm having a sleepover tonight we're all gonna be there do you wanna come too?" said Ray, he was half expecting Kai to say something about sleepovers being gay or that they were for girls, but surprisingly……,
"Sure, I'll come to your little slumber-party".
I made the mistake of typing this in school……..I got in trouble and my teacher didn't "get it"…………stupid ugly fat old bitch
Next chapter will be up very very soon!