Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ I love you, you love me ❯ But who cares lets kill Barney ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: This was my best rating fic on ff.net but they deleted it and I got pissed off so I moved it here. I got the idea when I finally found out that they actually haven't cancelled Barney in Australia. I will update depending or not I get a response to this fic, so PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Barney or Beyblade.

I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME

*Everyone but Max is at Tyson's house. Suddenly Max comes running in*

Max: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT???!!!!

Kai: You gave up sugar?

Max: NOT A CHANCE!!!

Kai: Dammit.

Tyson: What then?

Max: We've been invited to guest star on Barney!

Everyone: WTF???!!!

Max: And I've already told Barney we're coming!

Everyone: NOOOO!!!!!!

*Later everyone is at the Barney studio. Kai, Ray and Tyson are all plotting how to kill Max*

Barney: Hello everyone!

Audience: HI BARNEY!

Barney: Guess what everyone? We've got some special guests today!! Everybody give a big welcoming hello to the Bladebreakers! Yay, they're all hot. Good pick Baby Bop!

Baby Bop: Thank you Barney! I love you!

Barney: I love you too, you sexy little thing…….

Kai: Could we please just get this over and done with? This is ruining my rep.

Barney: Alrighty then, today you guys are going to sing the theme song!!!!

Ray: OK, I'm leaving now!!! I am not going to sing the gayest song in the world!!!!

Barney: I'm paying you.

Ray: Piffle.

Barney: Okay everyone, lets start!

*Everyone but Max is singing tonelessly*

Max: I love you, you love me

Tyson: We're a happy family

Ray: With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you

Kai: I am not singing the last line.

Barney: Yes you are, do you want to come to my place tonight?

Kai: No, okay I'll sing. I'm so glad you love me too.

Barney: Well that worked, even though coming to my place was the reward!!!!!

Everyone: AHHHHHH!!!!! HOMOSEXUAL DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!

Barney: Now lets hear it again!!!!

Everyone: NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Barney: I won't pay you.

Ray: Piffle.

Max: I love you, you love me

Kai: But who cares lets kill Barney

Tyson: With an M13 and a 4X4

Ray: No more purple dinosaur!

Barney: You all sounded much better!

*Everyone goes and kills Barney*

Baby Bop: NOOOOO!!!!! How dare you kill my man!!!!!

*Everyone kills Baby Bop*

Kai: And for good measures……..

Max: I love Po, Po loves me

Ray: Tinky-Winky shot Dipsy

Kai: With a 4X4 in the head

Tyson: Don't tell La-La Dipsy's dead!

Ray: We want our money!!!!

Producer: But you murdered Barney.

Tyson: Well someone would have done it sooner or later.

Producer: Hm……You're right. Here's your payment.

*Gives guys a big sack*

Kai: It's full of………..

Ray: Lollies???!!!

*Everyone glares at Max*

Max: He he…..

Ray: Get him!!!!!

Max: AHHHHH!!!!! I WANT MY TOOTSIE POPS!!!!!!

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A/N: Yea so that was it. I hoped you enjoyed it, R&R. And please read my other fic Anime Crossover Extravaganza!!!!