Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ I love you, you love me ❯ Teletubbies and Weapons of Mass Destruction ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: Hi everyone!!!! I was at first pissed off because I thought that no one read this. Then I realised people <i>had</i> read it, but hadn't reviewed. Please, if you read my fics, I would appreciate reviews. Tell me if you liked it, or, if you didn't and give reasons. I accept flames as long as they give reasons. I will destroy all pointless flamers.

 

Disclaimer: I do not own anything here.

 

I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME

 

*Tyson, Ray and Kai are discussing what they liked best about being on Barney*

 

Tyson: I dunno, I liked dissing / killing Barney and Baby Bop.

 

Ray: Yeah, me too. How about you Kai?

 

Kai: I liked hospitalising Max.

 

*Everyone nods in agreement*

 

Max: HEY EVERYBODY I'M BACK!!!!!

 

Tyson: Oh hey Max. Did your shrink let them release you already?

 

Max: Yes! Good old Emily!

 

Ray: Well that explains why he's out.

 

Max: Guess what guys! I've got another big surprise for you!

 

Kai: PLEASE tell me you gave up sugar!!!!

 

Max: Guess again!

 

Tyson: You and Emily are getting married? Oh wait, that's a bad thing.

 

Max: Nope!

 

Ray: What then?

 

Max: I GOT US TO GUEST STAR ON TELETUBBIES!!!! IS THAT GREAT OR WHAT!!!!

 

Everyone: AHHHH!!!!! *Goes to strangle Max*

 

*They are at Teletubbies studio. Max is happily skipping around*

 

Narrator: The sun rose above Teletubby Land.

 

Baby sun: Goo goo gaga.

 

Narrator: Po, Laa Laa, Tinky-Winky and Dipsy all got out of bed.

 

Teletubbies: *Yawn and stumble out of bed*

 

Narrator: They all went to the kitchen to have Tubby Toast for breakfast.

 

Teletubbies: Tubby Toast!

 

Narrator: Just then, the doorbell rang. Po went to get it.

 

Po: *Opening door* Eh-o!

 

Narrator: At the door were the Bladebreakers!

 

Kai: Yes, I'm sure we all care very much. Can I go home now?

 

Narrator: Po asked them to come in.

 

Po: Come in! Come in!

 

Tyson: Uh no thanks freaky little whatnow, we'll just go get our money now.

 

Tinky-Winky: Hell no you're not!!!!

 

Ray: Is it just me or did that thing say something coherent?

 

Max: HI Tinky-Winky!!!

 

Tinky-Winky: Don't you patronise me!!!! This means war!!!

 

Bladebreakers (except Max): ……….O.O;

 

Max: What's war? Is it something sugary? I love sugar.

 

Tinky-Winky: THAT'S IT!!!!! I'M REALLY PISSED OFF NOW!!!!

 

*Tinky-Winky pulls out an M13. The other Teletubbies pull out various weapons of mass destruction*

 

Dipsy: *Holding a bazooka and a bottle of vodka* Lesh *hic* gettem fellash *hic*!!

 

*Total war breaks out. Teletubbies are using various weapons of mass destruction and the Bladebreakers are using their bit-beasts*

 

Kai: GO DRANZER!

 

Dipsy: Tee hee!! Pretty boydie! Me *hic* blow up!

 

*Dipsy misses Dranzer and shoots Laa Laa instead*

 

Laa Laa: Dipsy you dirty bastard! You were cheating on me with Po…. I know…. *dies*

 

Dipsy: Oopsie.

 

Max: What am I meant to do? Oh well, go Draciel.

 

Remaining Teletubbies: *Cowering in fear* NOOOO!!! Not the turtle!!! Turtles are the key to our doom!!!

 

Kai: Cool. I know what to do with Wyatt now.

 

Max: RUN!!! HIDE!!!!! THE TURTLE IS OUR DOOM!!!

 

Tyson: *Pondering* Hm…. I wonder what turtle tastes like…mmmmm, something….

 

Ray: Dude, that's your bit beast.

 

Max: *Stops running* Uh, yeah, I knew that!!! Watch me in all my grace and poise! *trips over*

 

Kai: Oh, such poise.

 

Teletubbies: WE SURRENDER!!!! JUST DON'T UNLEASH THE TURTLES MIGHTY WRATH!!!

 

Bladebreakers: Okay.

 

*Later, the police are over with the paddy wagon to arrest the Teletubbies*

 

Tinky-Winky: One day I'll bust out and you will all DIE!!!! YOU HEAR ME, DIE!!! MWHAHAHAHA *coughs*. Ahem.

 

Ray: So where's our money?

 

Producer: It's all here guys, enjoy!

 

Kai: No I cannot believe it it's….

 

Tyson: Candy.

 

Ray: Piffle.

 

Kai: LET'S GET HIM GUYS!!!!!

 

Max: Here we go again!

*Starts running and screaming girlishly*

 

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A/N: And so the second chapter concludes. I would appreciate suggestions very much; I will do anything except the Wiggles. Why? Because I LIKE the Wiggles. Except Murray, he's a gayball. Anyway please R&R, and please read my other fics (and review them too please).