Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Kitty In The Middle ❯ Join Them All!! ( Chapter 3 )

HIYA!!! chappie 3 here!!! enjoy!!

 

 

Not Mine. Never Was. Hope It Will Be. Then I Could Do A Lot Of Things To Them... bwahahahahaa...

 

 

 

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Chapter III - Kitty In The Middle - Join Them All

 

 

 

Rei couldn't help but stare at the most beautiful image before him.

 

 

 

Two really hot guys, standing in front of him; one with ice blue eyes, the other with clear silver.

 

 

 

“Hello there. What's a pretty little thing like you doing in such a large, labyrinth-like place like this?”

 

 

 

O… kay… Rei was at loss for words now. What did Bluey say just now? His ears were still ringing form the Great and Terrifying Shnozz' or FOMWTHS (1) maniacal laughter; the first thing he heard form IT when he was kidnapped. Even in the bag he could hear that frigginly loud and annoying voice; so much actually that now, his ears were ringing. What? His ears were sensitive, it's no wonder he still can't hear anything.

 

 

 

Not to mention, they were covering the last painting of the hall!!! He wanted to see if the last one was as much of a disappointment as the one right before, or not. But he supposed they could be excused; two hot, sexy, delicious guys in front of him, looking down at him, with those sexy eyes—no! Rei, mind out of there NOW! Do not succumb to the—wow hot ass.

 

 

 

Then he remembered his ears. Oh, great; the ringing just *had* to interrupt his lovely ogling… Pff, wasn't that bad; if he was correct, this ringing would get away soon, a few hours at most, a few minutes at least. ^^ he was such a lucky kitty!!! Haha! Yay! Happy dance!! Happy dance!!

 

 

 

While our Rei kitty was doing his little happy dance in his head, our two new perv—characters didn't stop at one question. Not at all. Our resident Bluey, the red head, and his companion were sprouting evil-perverted-not-very-good-sing smirks on their faces.

 

 

 

“Awww, look Bryan, our little kitty is speechless. Did I say something wrong?” the red head asked.

 

 

 

“I don't know Tala.” answered the purple haired one, Bryan. “Maybe I should try?”

 

 

 

The smirk they both sprouted magnified, now containing an expression that suggests many things of which sensitive people, minors and virgins better not know of, and that can get the Greater of all Perverts to bleed to death. Seriously. No touchy. Half-way through reaching out to Rei, they heard loud footsteps rushing their way, a swish as whatever it was crossed them, a screech, and a…

 

 

 

“WHAT THE FUCK??!!”

 

 

 

…from the really hot guy that was the actual `whatever it was' from earlier.

 

 

 

“Owie, that hurt… why are you all so loud…?”

 

 

 

Rei only just got his hearing back when the silver eyed dude said something about “… ould try?”.

 

 

 

Our dear kitty was about to jump of joy when he registered how both of them were reaching out for him (his waist actually, or ass, depending how you want to visualize and justify their actions XD), how some *thing* whizzed by, screeched real loud, came back and screamed a sentence possessing a vile word in it.

 

 

 

All this commotion caused his ears to hurt more (not totally dysfunction again), so much so he couldn't register that the one who just stopped was a REALLY HOT PIECE OF ASS.

 

 

 

As a result, he squinted his eyes shut, brought his hands to hold and massage his ears, and as such wasn't able to see that he was getting *looks*, nor did he notice his `dress' slip form his shoulders slightly, revealing chest and smooth shoulders, nor did he pay attention to the puddle of drool pooling at the other three's feet.

 

 

 

 

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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the castle…

 

 

 

“WHERE'S MY KITTY?!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM??! MY PRECIOUS,HOT NEW PET!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

 

 

 

“A NEW PET?? WHERE?? DOCTOR, WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? WHERE DID HE GO??? WHERE DI YOU PUT HIM??? I WANNA EXPERIMENT!!!

 

 

 

“A NEW PET??!! YEAH, NEW STALKER MATERIAL!!! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I SHALL PUT PINK RIBBONS AND OTHER STUFF ON HIM!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

 

 

 

“… Idiots…”

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(1) FOMWTHS: see previous chapter: it means Freaky Old Man With The Huge Shnozz.

 

hey, hope you liked!!! Please update! i hope it isn't as bad as that... i have little to no self-esteem in this sort of thing...

 

*attempts kitty eyes* pweez review!!!