Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Kitty In The Middle ❯ Meet The Pervs ( Chapter 4 )

chapter 4 not mine if it were you now what.

 

 

After finding his kitty-basket empty, Voltaire ran into the castle, down the basement, into the wall that separated the basement from the lab, rubbed his nose and said the password, ran into the lab, grabbed Doris by the collar, and screamed:

 

 

 

“WHERE'S MY KITTY?!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM??! MY PRECIOUS,HOT NEW PET!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

 

 

 

 

To which Boris answered:

 

 

 

 

“A NEW PET?? WHERE?? DOCTOR, WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? WHERE DID HE GO??? WHERE DID YOU PUT HIM??? I WANNA EXPERIMENT!!!”

 

 

 

 

… followed by Mariah's:

 

 

 

 

“A NEW PET??!! YEAH, NEW STALKER MATERIAL!!! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I SHALL PUT PINK RIBBONS AND OTHER STUFF ON HIM!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

 

 

 

…and ending with Emily's:

 

 

 

“… Idiots…”

 

 

 

A few more minutes of running around like crazy, of strangling Boris, of swearing rather creepily about some pink ribbons, and of staring at the Boss strangling Boris while calling everyone idiots, they all sat down in a circle on the floor, ready to talk about wtf the problem was.

 

 

 

All besides Emily; she was the one who suggested this, so she got the chair and the clip board.

 

 

 

“Okay, so, Boss, why did you come running down the stairs again? You left another dent in the wall! You know how expensive it is to get these walls repaired! At least cut the dent-thingy down to once a day if you must!!!”

 

 

 

“… mumble mumble … yes Emily… “ *pout*

 

 

 

“And you Boris, don't go on about wanting to experiment on pets just to suck up on the Doc; you blow up most of them in the end anyway. So don't. touch. The new. Pet. Capiche? That's my department.” (^^ her department… where will Kai fit in there…?)

 

 

 

“grumble… yes Emily…”

 

 

 

“And you Mariah, what the hell do you think you're doing, claiming that *you* of all freaks will stalk and `decorate' the new pet? You very well know that that privilege is reserved to the Boss.”

 

 

 

“What are you saying bitch? I have a right to do that!!! I'm getting paid for that!”

 

 

 

“No you're not!!! That's my privilege!!!”

 

 

 

 

“But Boss…”

 

 

 

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!!!”

 

 

 

“Oh my God… why do I even bother…?”

 

 

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it all started from the beginning; shouts, screams, yells cam from all over the place. Emily just sat on her chair, sweat dropping, as the circle broke and the other three fell at each other's necks. On her clip board, she wrote…

 

 

 

*****

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Our three resident bishies were rooted to the (Persian and expensive) carpeted ground for the first time in there entire lives. Kai, as grandson of a really rich perverted ass, and Tala and Bryan, as his `best enemies', they never had any reason to be rooted anywhere, let alone for anyone. They were hot (no duh!), they had style, they were rich (well, Kai was; Bryan and Tala were just there to profit of that.), everyone fell at their feet, even fell *drooling* at their feet; and now? THEY are drooling at a very cute kitty's feet, a very cute kitty who' lips, pink and full, stuck out in a pout, his skin presented to them like a five star dish, his hair falling around him like a halo, his voice ringing out like the most precious of silver bells… In short they were drooling at a cute little boy with (they were sooooo sure) a tight lil' ass, with an aura that said: `FUCK ME!!! I'M HERE AND ALL YOURS!!! COMPLETELY AT YOUR DISPOSAL!!!'

 

 

 

And who in their right state of mind would be ready to ignore such a proposition?

 

 

 

Not them in any way.

 

 

 

“Hey, why are you all staring at me? Did I do something wrong? Are you guys okay? You're bleeding…”

 

 

 

Aaa… such a sweet voice… how would that sound in be--- wait, bleeding?

 

 

 

Stuffing their nose with some tissue (Where did they find that, I do not know.) to prevent themselves from bleeding to death (hey, they still want to do something to Rei!!! They have plans in life too, you know!!! XD), they hurried to introduce themselves, all of them taking a sexy pose.

 

 

 

“Hey there, kitty, I'm Bryan. Young, stamina full, and at your every disposal.”

 

 

 

(A/N: *drool* wish he were at my disposal… don't you?)

 

 

 

“Hello” looks at collar “Rei *name said in a sultry voice*, my name is Kai… if you need anything, just call for me…”

 

 

 

“Hi, kitty, I'm Tala. If you ever get tired of those two beginners, just give me a ring.” *wink*

 

 

 

“Hi! I'm Rei, I'm a Neko-Jin!! Nice to meet you!” He gave a bow, not seeing how six eyes racked over his back as his hair fell to his side.

 

 

 

Taking his hand, Tala returned the gesture, giving a very *nice* smile.

 

 

 

“Nice to meet you too!”

 

 

 

“”Shut up, Georgina, and get your fingers off of him. Now.” (1)

 

 

 

“Or what?”

 

 

 

A low rumble interrupted what could have become an argument.

 

 

 

“Hey, guys, I think I'm kinda hungry…”

 

 

 

The three pairs of eyes turned to him once more, their really really really really disturbed minds understanding what they wanted (^^ I think you can guess), eyes blazing furiously, bodies lunging towards a really cute, hot, `ready-to-be-taken-however-and-whenever-you-want' little kitty…

 

 

 

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(1) Georgina; in the japanese version Tala is called Yuuri, which is russian for George. This is a direst attack to Tala's manhood. ^^

 

heya hope you like!!!