Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ No Frills: off the record ❯ the shoe wielder ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: Noc

Nocy- hiya everybody!

Koa- hi, Noc

Noc- what, no one else gonna great me?

NC- Screw off

Noc- yes ma'am.....

Koa- for those of you who don't know, NC is Noc's evil conscious, or, her alter ego!

NC-you rang?

Koa-no I didn't, I spoke

Noc-DON'T APOSE HER!!! YOU CANNOT WIN!!

NC-quiet, slave!

Noc-*goes silent*

NC- ~disclaaaaaamerboy!~

Max- *walks in, trying to act peppy* Beyblade does not belong to Noc!

NC-*cracks a whip*

Max- *all high voiced and peppy like a valley girl* how ever, NC is very convincing and may see to otherwise! tee hee!!

Koa- uhhhhh... right... on with the story!

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Now where we leave off? Oh right, the Blade breakers had gone to No Frills. So, now

we'll show Ray, in the fresh fruit section picking up.....fruit.

“okay, so I was supposed to get fruit.......where's the fruit?” Ray pondered, walking up

and down the fruit section. It wasn't that he didn't know where it was, seeing that he was

IN the fruit section, he was just staling for the fun of it. He stopped at a spot and stared

at a wall. On the wall was a very high self, with a long row of teepee shaped wheat stacks

on it. Just then an anonymous person walked up standing by Ray, joining in on the

observation of the wheat stacks.

“Hey, you know what?” said the anonymous person, clearly speaking to Ray. “Huh? No,

what?” Ray said with interest. The anonymous person grinned. “Someone should throw

somethin' at those stacks up there! Create like a total domino affect, man! It'd be

hilarious, man!!” Ray just blinked, and blinked, and blinked. But then the realization hit

him that, someone SHOULD do that! And it WOULD be hilarious! And that and he,

Ray, COULD do it!

Grinning like a maniac, Ray yanked off his shoe at lightning speed and whipped it at the

first wheat stack....which hit the second, hitting the third, going on to the fourth, and fifth,

sixth, seventh.............(a few minutes later...) forty-eighth, forty-ninth, and finally

knocking down the fiftieth, and final stack of wheat.

Ray and the anonymous person were rolling on the floor laughing so hard in echoed

throughout No Frills. Just then the announcer speaker-type thing started talking. /////clean

up in isle 5!!///// the two stopped laughing. Ray rolled over and got up. The anonymous

person was no where to be see. Darn him! He ran away, leaving me to get in trouble!!

Ray thought as he ran around a corner. Devising a plan that was so stupid it was sure to

work, he walked back in to the fruit isle whistling innocently.

There, a police man/ staff member was talking “all I could find of them was this shoe!”

he said, holding up a shoe. “Eek gods!” said another “he must have been eaten by the lab

experiment that was being kept in the back, and his shoe was flung in to the air as the

monster brutally shook him, knocking down the wheat!!!” the others gave him a queer

look, and they all said “what lab experiment!!?”

All of a sudden their attention was brought to Ray, for he only had on shoe. “Hey, kid!

What's up with the one shoe thing!?” the staff member/ police man type guy shouted,

pointing at Ray. “Huh? Well, you see, I'm just too cheap and poor to buy a full pair of

shoes, so I only but one. But since that shoe looks JUST LIKE MINE, you can just give it

to me....” Ray explained, reaching for the shoe. The staff members shrugged and handed

him the shoe. Ray happily stuck the shoe on his foot and walked of without a care in the

world.

“So, we're gonna go with the lad experiment thing?” said the guy who had been talking

earlier. Once again the others chimed, “WHAT LAB EXPERAMINT!!?”

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Noc-: that was....interesting...

NC- you mean it was crap?

Noc- you shut up!

Koa- *has a flash back of last chapter*....uhh, I'm siding with NC this time....

Noc- traitor..

NC- yes, but he's MY traitor! bwahahaha!!!

Koa- I....I didn't know I belonged to anyone....!

Noc- yes, it's a sad, sad lil world out there...

NC- well said.

Koa- ............... (I'm being owned....by a nut case....?)

Noc+NC-REVIEW!