Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Jail buddies ❯ Liar ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer-I don't own bleach or the characters. Oh yeah, I don't own the songs used either…

Tba- waves enthusiastically* HI!!!

Ulquiorra- did you eat chocolate again?

Tba- hm? Oh, it was just three bars.

Grimmjow- A hyper Tba, is a scary Tba.

Tba- Hm? *blinks innocently*

Ichigo-*asleep*

Gin-smile* Ichigo-kun~

Tba-coughs violently* Ichi-*cough*go!

Ichigo- WHAT??

Tba-smile* whatcha dreamin about?

Ichigo- Me stabbing you with my sword.

Grimmjow-laughing hysterically*

Ulquiorra- confused* hm…

Tba-confused* what's so funny?

Ichigo- blush* not like that!!!

Tba- even more confused* I don't get it…

Ulquiorra- perhaps its something only those two understand….

Grimmjow-laughing* *says sarcastically*Oh my Ichigo. I only thought that since you were stuck in a cage that you couldn't hurt a fly. But for you to think of such a thing..*laugh*

Gin- too true. You shouldn't think of a lady like that. *smile*

Tba-… Would someone tell me what your talking about?

Ulquiorra- leave those idiots alone. Idiocy is contagious.

Tba- ok! *leaves the room*

Ichigo- argh. Never mind.

Ulquiorra- well, if your done with this… conversation.

Grimmjow-che.

Ulquiorra- lets move on.

Tba enters with Hyorinmaru and Toshiro~

Tba- HAI!!! Ace Aero decided on Hyorinmaru this time.

Toshiro- out of hundreds of characters, you had to pick MY ZANPAKTOU?

Tba-shrug* she said it was at random…

Hyorinmaru-takes key out of sleeve*

Ichigo- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!

Hyorinmaru-puts key in lock*… its not working.

Tba- well that's that. *gets ready to bind Hyorinmaru*

Toshiro- HEY! You cant do that! He's my zanpaktou!!

Tba- youre right… *eyes Gin* and I don't trust Gin enough for him to locked up with a bishe..

Ichigo- HEY!!! Shouldn't that be TWO Bishies?

Tba-ignores him* How bout we let Hyorinmaru stay in my room?

Toshiro-No.

Tba- but-but.. but!!!

Toshiro- absolutely not. You'll probably.. tie him up.. or something.

Tba- I JUST WANT A FRIEND!!! ... Besides, my room is really cold (no heater) and I wanted some company and…

Toshiro- ALRIGHT!!!

Tba-YAY!!! *hugs toshiro* I LOVE YOU!!!

Toshiro- GET. OFF.

Tba-lets go & hugs Hyorinmaru instead* I LOVE you too Hyorinmaru.

Hyorimaru-… thank you…

Tba- squeal*

Ulquiorra-*sighs*

Ichigo- *sulking*im still stuck with a pedophile…

Gin- well, it could be worse.

Ichigo- LALALA!! I CANT HEAR YOU!!!

Tba-Whenever someone says that. It the situation always gets worse.

Ulquiorra- hm.. *smirk* I can think of a few ways to make it worse..

Ichigo- WHY Ulquiorra? WHY?

Ulquiorra- *frown* You KILLED me. and caused millions of fangirls to mourn my death.

Tba- wipes her tears with a tissue* It was a sad day when I read that. I couldn't stop crying.

Grimmjow- isn't millions a bit far fetched?

Tba & Ulquiorra glare at Grimmjow*

Grimmjow-*backs away* ok, I get it.

Tba- you were saying ulqui-chan?

Ulquiorra-glares at Tba* well, Ace Aero-san could have put Aizen-sama, Urahara, the quincy (Uryu), or one of the filer antagonists.( Koga, Muramasa, etc..)

Ichigo- They obviously don't have they key!! Dont pick them!!

Tba-what makes you say that?

Ichigo- you're singling them out.

Tba- I could be doing that on purpose Ichigo. have you ever thought about that?

Ichigo- you're not smar-

Rukia- walks in* Tba-san, I have a question to ask you.

Tba- yes?

Ichigo- HEY! Don't ignore me!!

Rukia- don't they need to go to the bathroom?

Tba- silly Rukia. Its an anime. Ever seen an anime character go to the bathroom?

Rukia-yes.

Tba-well, its not this one. *sigh* besides, that would be fan-service. (shower scenes fall into fan-service obviously) And we all know that the anime is lacking.(at least in some areas..)

Rukia-.. oh..

Tba- lets just get started. Geez, us talking made a bit more than two pages.

Ulquiorra- *shrug* I would have thought it was more.

Grimmjow- yeah. Girls just love to hear themselves talk.

Tba-Glare* do we need a time out?

Grimmjow-is it that?

Tba- yes.

Ulquiorra- we will have to decline the offer.

Tba- then shush. Geez. Do you want me to go all shinigami on you?

Ulquiorra- it would be best it you didn't.

Tba-shrug* lets just continue.

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Liar

Grimmjow and Ichigo headed down to the cafeteria in silence.

When they walked in, they saw a surprising sight.

Ulquiorra was sitting down at a table, with a girl talking to him. [Insert dramatic music]

Grimmjow never thought he'd see the day, Ulquiorra barely talked to anyone, not including himself, Ichigo, Aizen, and Gin. He didn't exactly talk to Tousen, they just ignored each other. There was also Yammy, but he followed Ulquiorra around like a lost puppy. In other words, Ulquiorra just ignored him.

They walked to the table, examining the female.

She was skinny, but it didn't look like she had starved herself to get that skinny..

She had long black hair that framed her face, and brown eyes. She wore loose jeans, a white t-shirt, a black and white jacket, and sneakers.

Grimmjow and Ichigo sat down, Grimmjow next to Ulquiorra, and Ichigo next to Grimmjow.

The girl smiled, “Hello, Im Sayomi. And you are?”

Grimmjow smirked, “Grimmjow

Ichigo nodded, “Kurosaki, Ichigo.”

She stood up and bowed respectfully, “It was nice meeting you. But im afraid I have to go. Goodbye.” She turned and walked away.

Grimmjow smirked and turned to Ulquiorra, who was sipping on a smoothie.

“Never thought you'd actually talk to a girl, Ulquiorra.”

Ulquiorra put the smoothie down, and gave a blank stare to Grimmjow.

“She was talking to me.”

Grimmjow rolled his eyes, `Right, as if any girl would be interested in you.'

(Tba- hides under desk* DON'T HURT ME ULQUI-FAN CLUB!! I LUV HIM TOO!!)

“What was she talking about?” Ichigo asked.

Ulquiorra sipped his smoothie, before replying. “Nothing of importance.”

Ichigo sighed, before a thought struck him.

“Hey Ulquiorra, how come some people in here can see you?”

Ulquiorra stared at Ichigo for a second. Ichigo looked away, unable to look Ulquiorra in the eye because of his dream.

“Because Kurosaki, they have reiatsu as well. It's not as much as we have, but enough to see spirits.”

Ichigo nodded, well, that was true. People like Tatsuki and Karin could actually see hollows, so they could probably also see arrancar.

Grimmjow rolled his eyes, “Yeah, they actually have a few guards here that can actually see souls. That stupid commander is one of them.” He grabbed ulquiorra's smoothie and took a sip.

Ulquiorra gave him a cool glare. `Stupid sexta' he thought, `Absoultely no manners what so ever.'

Ichigo scratched his head, god this was awkward. He was sitting at a table, with two people (or rather arrancar) that had tried to kill him.

“Um... Im going to get something to eat.” he got up, walked over to a counter and grabbed a dish. He looked over all the choices and grimaced.

Slightly charred eggs (They were supposed to be scrambled)

Hard bread (possibly a failed attempt at toast?)

Soup with strange looking lumps in it… (Tba- um... potato soup anyone?)

And pancakes with... are those chocolate chips?

Ichigo leaned down, looking closely at the pancakes.

His eyes widened and he backed away.

Oh my god.

They weren't chocolate chips, not even close.

They were cockroaches. (Tba- shiver* yeah, I lost my appetite while typing this part...)

Ichigo quickly took a small bowl of soup, and some toast.

He quickly turned around and shuffled back to the table. Ulquiorra didn't seem to notice him, though, Grimmjow looked at him quizzically.

“What's wrong with you?”

Ichigo held back a shiver, “The food here is disgusting.”

Grimmjow shrugged, “Yeah makes me wonder who the idiot who built this is.”

(Tba-sneezes* DAMN! This is the FIFTH TIME!!)

Ulquiorra let out a `humph', and sipped his smoothie (which he got back from Grimmjow).

They talked about a few things, though not many worth mentioning.

Grimmjow and Ichigo talked about cars, video games, and things normal guys talked about.

Although, when Grimmjow started to talk about girls, Ichigo quickly changed the topic.

Ulquiorra didn't do much, just listening, sipping his smoothie, and occasionally giving smart remarks.

Overall, time appeared to pass by quickly, and before long, it was 12.

Ichigo went back to the `visiting room' with Grimmjow and Ulquiorra in tow.

While they didn't exactly need to go, he (Ichigo) felt like it would be easier than trying to explain how it all happened.

Grimmjow promised to be on his best behavior, in other words, try not to provoke his friends.

Ulquiorra was there because, well, it would be a good chance to observe how Kurosaki interacted with his fellow shinigami, and see their weaknesses. Or at least, that's what he told himself, truthfully, he was bored.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When they entered the room, the burly guard was there. The girl, Sayomi was also there, leaning against the wall near the guard.

She gave them a smile and left the room.

“what a weird girl.” Grimmjow said taking a seat.

Ichigo nodded and took the seat he had last time.

Ulquiorra didn't say anything, but sat in the chair next to Ichigo.

(Tba- well, if you want to visualize, it's like this:

(Other side)

_____________

l l (<- glass and table)

G I U (I refuse to let my hard work go down the drain. So I'm keeping it simple this time.)

They heard the door open from the other side, and his friends stepped in.

Hitsugaya, Renji, Yumichika, Ikkaku, and Rukia were in their shinigami forms, the guard could (probably) only see Chad, Orihime, and Uryu.

Most of them sat down, while Renji, Chad, and Ikkaku leaned on the wall.

Ichigo picked up the phone, and Rukia gave the phone to Orihime.

“Hello Kurosaki-kun.”

“Hey Orihime.” He waved to the others, Uryu and Chad nodded in reply.

Rukia took out a sketchpad and a marker.

Oh my god.

She was going to draw.

And Ulquiorra and Grimmjow were going to see it.

He felt bad for every shinigami at that moment, even Urahara and Mayuri.

Ok, maybe not Mayuri, I mean the guy did try to `modify' him.

Ichigo shivered, and willed the disturbing images away.

Rukia finished and turned her sketchpad to face them.

___ ___

lO l l l __l l__l (what)

___

l ___l (Is)

____ ___ ___

lO l l l___ l l l (with)

___ ___ ___

l___ l l l l_ _l ___l (them?)

Ulquiorra quickly studied the `code'. When he was sure that he knew the message; he leaned over and whispered the it in Ichigo's ear.

“What is with them?”

Ichigo shot him a look and covered the phone with his hand. “They're my friends, I know they're weird and all, but I care about them.

Ulquiorra resisted the urge to roll his eyes, but he responded calmly.

“You misunderstand Kurosaki. The girl's code asks you that question.

Ichigo blinked twice, before answering. “Oh… I knew that.”

Grimmjow ignored the conversation, leaning back and sticking out his tongue at the shinigami.

Ichigo removed his hand and lifted it back up to his ear, “Well, basically, they're…” he looked at the guard that was keeping a close eye on them.

“Harmless…” he finished, getting a dirty look from Grimmjow and a glare from Ulquiorra.

Because two arrancar that nearly killed you before, were now harmless because you were not in your shinigami form. (Wouldn't they be more dangerous?)

Orihime nodded and waved at Ulquiorra, who bluntly ignored her.

Hurt flashed before her eyes before she turned back to Ichigo, smiling as she always did.

“Kurosaki-kun, is everything ok in prison?”

Rukia scribbled something on her board, and turned it to them again.

Ulquiorra leaned over and told Ichigo what Rukia wrote.

“The girl wishes to know, if you have a plan to break out.”

(Tba- I wasn't going to write all that out. What if something happened and it got messed up. Im not taking that chance. In other words: I'm too lazy to.)

Ichigo shook his head, “I thought you would know.”

Hitsugaya who was quiet the entire time let out a grunt. He obviously had something to say, although he didn't exactly want to voice it out loud.

Rukia scribbled something again and showed them.

Ulquiorra decided to move his chair closer to Ichigo's if he had to bend anymore; he was going to have a kink in his neck.

“She says that they have a plan, but you may not like it.”

Ichigo shrugged, “Tell me what's going on.”

Hitsugaya pushed away from the wall and took a seat. Orihime held the phone between them, so both could hear. If the guard couldn't see spiritual beings, he wouldn't notice anything.

If he did, it was a different story. Although, having a phone float in mid-air, would shock a normal human. (Tba-Pfft. As if anyone's normal. Being Normal is LAME. )

“Look Kurosaki, we can either do one out of three things.” He said, warily glancing at Ulquiorra and Grimmjow, as if they were potential threats. (Which they are, but not at the moment...)

Ichigo nodded, and waited for him to continue.

Hitsugaya sighed, “One way is to wait until your sentence is over.”

Ichigo sighed, he didn't even know what he was convicted of, much less know how long he had to stay.

“Second, is that we bust you out.”

Ichigo face palmed and shook his head that would be disastrous. Not to mention that some people could actually see souls, like that girl Sayomi for example.

“They'll see you.” Ichigo whispered.

Hitsugaya quirked an eyebrow, what did Kurosaki mean by that? Was he saying that there were people in the building that could actually see them?

“They'll see you” Ichigo repeated once more, hoping that Toshiro would catch on.

Hitsugaya nodded and let out a soft sigh, before running his fingers through his spiky hair. “The third and final option is that we join you and figure out a plan together.”

Ichigo blinked twice, the words not fully register in his mind.

“We?” Ichigo asked no one in particular.

Hitsugaya nodded, “That's our final option, and probably the easiest and quickest way to get you out of here without…” he trailed off, thinking.

“Without accidently releasing others.” Rukia supplied helpfully, giving her sketchpad to Renji.

Hitsugaya nodded, “Yes, that. What do you think?”

Ichigo sighed and ran his slightly trembling fingers through his hair.

“I guess… it would be easier.”

Both Rukia and Hitsugaya nodded.

“I will try my best to be bad.” Orihime said enthusiastically.

Ichigo sweat dropped, wasn't that a contradictory sentence or something?

Hitsugaya sighed and rubbed his temples, he could feel a headache coming.

Ulquiorra mirrored his actions, mostly because it would become rather loud once the shinigami joined them.

And there was the chance of them finding out about that…

Grimmjow just smirked, things were about to get really interesting.

~~~meanwhile~~~~~~~

(Well, I did say they would appear did I not?)

On an island, far away…

(Gin is wearing swim trunks, green ones with (4 pointed) stars on each corner (front and back))

Gin sat on a light blue beach lounge chair, a large umbrella blocked the sun from hitting him. A small table on his right, another lounge chair on this left.

Gin held a small glass filled with sparkling green liquid, complete with a small cherry inside it, and a small umbrella on the side. He smiled and leaned back, it had been a very long time since he had gone on a vacation.

He looked around, the sand was light and seemed to shine. The water was crystal clear, with some foam due to the waves crashing onto the shores.

Behind him, was a lush city of green.

He sighed happily this was the life.

Beautiful Ocean.

Beautiful trees and flowers.

Beautiful-

A Garganta opened a few feet away from him, an arrancar stepped out of it. She quickly scanned the area, after seeing him she headed in his direction.

Beautiful girls. He thought, giving her a bright smile as she stopped in front of him.

“Ichimaru-sama, I hope I am not disturbing you.”

Gin gave her a smile, “Ara, don't worry about that.” He took a small glass filled with orange fluid and held it out to her.

“Come, sit down. Im sure you have something to discuss with me?”

The arrancar bowed respectfully and took the drink, sitting in a beach chair next his.

“Yes,” she looked around, “where is Aizen-sama?”

Gin chuckled and took a sip of his drink. “He's enjoying himself.”

She nodded and looked down at her drink, “I… see.

Gin nodded and took a good look at her, she had long wavy hair, the hair closer to her face curved inwards, while the rest forward. She had a (left) side bang (in relation to hair) that hung over her left eye, effectively hiding it from view at times.

“Ichimaru-sama, if I may ask..” she trailed off, wondering if she should continue.

“Of course you can!' Gin said quickly. As much as he loved peace and quiet, he was rather bored, in fact he would have fallen asleep if it wasn't for her interruption.

“Why did you lie?” Gin blinked a few time, he hadn't expected that.

“About what?”

She sighed, did he truly not know?

“Why did you like when you told Ulquiorra-sama that Aizen-sama was sick?”

Gin chuckled and drank the rest of his drink before replying.

“Oh he is sick.”

Her eyes widened in concern, but he brushed it off.

“He's sick of Los Noches..” he thought for a moment, “well, to be exact, he's sick of Hueco Mundo.”

“Why?” The simple question made Gin start questioning himself, since he was the one who brought Aizen to the place (Hawaii) after all.

“He's sick of the dark, the desert, and the dead trees.”

He turned to her and gave her a smirk. “I convinced him to come here with me, of course, as you know; all the espada had got a `vacation' as well.”

She nodded, “Yes, that is true. I understand.”

Gin smiled and poured himself some juice. “How are they all doing by the way?”

The arrancar blinked twice before answering, “Harribel-sama and Starrk-sama, as well as Lilynette-san are currently staying in a hotel. Noitra-sama and Szayel-sama are arguing, but they get along well enough that there is no real damage done.”

Gin nodded, and waited for her to continue.

“Aaroniero-sama and Baraggan-sama ignore each other, but other than that, there are no problems. Yammy-sama and Zommari-sama get along well. Although Yammy-sama complains about food and they are running low on funds.”

Gin nodded, well, that much was to be expected. “What about Ulquiorra and Grimmjow?” he asked, she had not said anything about them.

“Ah yes…” she took a sip of her drink, and liked the sweet taste. “The shinigami representative has somehow bunked with them.” Gin's eyebrow raised, well, that was interesting.

“The other shinigami want him to be released, but instead may cause more trouble than intended.”

Gin nodded, this was really getting interesting.

“Should I dispose of them?”

Gin let out a soft chuckle, “now, now, there's no need for that. We wouldn't want your beautiful face to be scarred now would we?”

She blushed lightly at the praise, “Ichimaru-sama…”

He waved her off, “besides, they have swords with them, you are a hand-to-hand combat specialist are you not?”

She looked down at her glass, “I am... but...”

He patted her shoulder gently, “just observe them for now.”

She nodded, feeling slightly dejected, “Hai, Ichimaru-sama.”

Gin nodded and turned to the ocean in front of him.

“that reminds me, how's that going?”

“You will get it by next week.”

“Next week?” Gin pouted slightly.

“He believes it would be better.”

“Aw… Well, I guess it's worth the wait seeing-” he was cut off by the sudden appearance of Aizen.

The arrancar quickly got up and bowed, almost spilling her drink. “Aizen-sama.”

Aizen gave her a quick nod, and turned to Gin.

“Enjoying yourself? Gin asked his leader, already knowing the response he would get.

Aizen nodded and let a small smile grace his features, “In fact, I am. I never knew `surfing' was such an exhilarating sport.”

Gin nodded, “Well, do be careful. We don't want people to hear that the great Aizen-sama drowned.”

Aizen chuckled, “Gin, im already dead.”

Gin laughed, “Oh, I forgot!”

Feeling that it was a bit awkward, the female arrancar moved away from them. She drowned the rest of her drink and put the empty glass on the table.

“Pardon me Aizen-sama, but I must take my leave now.”

Aizen gave her a brief nod before returning to speak to Gin.

She quickly opened up a Garganta and stepped in.

She saw Aizen's face one last time before the Garganta closed, a single thought in her head.

Perhaps I should keep this to myself…

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A/n-

Tba- hi!!!

Ichigo- everyone left.

Gin- don't worry, im here for you.

Ichigo- STAY AWAY!!! *holds onto a hardcover book*

Gin- sulks in a corner* why me?

Tba-.. uh.. ok… *thinking* hm….

Hyorinmaru- Tba-san….

Tba- OH YEAH!! Hyorinmaru, im bored. What do you do when you're bored?

Hyorimaru-hold out hand*

~~cool breeze enters room~

Ichigo-ww-what—thh-the—he-hell?

Tba- totally unaffected* (my room has no heater & the cold doesn't bother me)

Gin-we should get closer.. *moves closer to Ichigo* you know, body heat.

Ichigo-STAY AWAY!!! *throws book at Gin*

Tba- you know, this reminds me of something… (refer to earlier chapters for more info)

Hyorinmaru- holds out ice flower*

Tba-0-0 *takes flower* OMFG!! ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!

Hyorinmaru- im glad you like it.

Tba- could you teach me?

Hyorinmaru-… I … suppose…

Tba- YAY!!

Ichigo- B-BRING BAACK THE HEAT!!! (Tba- HEAT OF SOUL! Jk, I never played it)

Gin- we could always-

Ichigo- *to Gin* BACK I SAY!!! BACK!!!

Tba-giggle* it's so fun to torture him.

Gin- *mumbles*that it is… *to Ichigo* But, Ichigo-kun~

Ichigo- BACKK!!!!!

Tba-giggle* review please.

Hyorinmaru-.. They are... interesting.

Tba- yes, yes they are.

~srry that I was a bit late in putting this up, (I normally put this up on Friday (late) or early on a Saturday.)

Tba- my dad wanted us to check out this new house he wanted to buy and everything.

But we probably aren't going to move in (soon) even if we do buy it (which we probably will).

My brother doesn't want to move, and to be honest, it would a slight bother to me (my high school is close to where I live, just like my brother's.

Oh but you probably don't want to know about that.

Oh yeah, we got ice cream afterwards.

My top favs-

Chocolate

Vanilla

Rainbow sherbet

Cookies n' crème

And strawberry cheesecake is somewhere down the line.

~Review~