Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Jail buddies ❯ Dream ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer- I don't own bleach, or any of the characters used in this chapter (or this story... except my own characters)

 

Tba- HI!!!

Ichigo- get-me-out-get-me-out-get-me-out!!!!

Tba- since Ace aero decided to pick Gin, Gin will be the first to test his key.

Gin- steps forward and takes out shiny gold key*

Tba- Szayel! Drum roll please!!

Szayel-*drum roll*

Gin- puts key in lock*

Ichigo-crosses fingers*

Gin- Ara? It won't open.

Tba- there you have it folks! Gin does not have the correct key. Therefore, he faces the punishment.

Ulquiorra & Grimmjow- hey Tba. / what did I miss?

Tba- hold up hands* bakudo # 9, HÅrin!

~orange `rope' tangles around Gin's arms*

Gin-Ara? *falls down*

Tba- shunpos up to top of cage, and opens up the top* Have fun!

Ichigo- Wait! Don-

Tba- throws Gin down* Too late!!

~Gin lands on Ichigo~

Gin- what's up?

Ichigo-0.0

Tba- ok, re-

Ichigo- WAITTT* pushes Gin away from him* Ok now.

Tba-… uh.. ok… Release!

Gin- that feels better..

Hitsugaya- *smiling* revenge is sweet.

Tba- but you didn't-

Hitsugaya- don't spoil it.

Tba-pouts* ok…

Ulquiorra-.. Ichimaru-sama?

Gin- ULQUIORRA!!! *tries to glomp Ulquiorra but fails*

Tba- snicker*

Ulquiorra- ….

Grimmjow- serves you right! *laughs*

Tba- you know, if people wanted to, they could put you in there.

Grimmjow- they wouldn't. They love me too much.

Tba- shrug* I dunno about that.. I did say every bleach character had a key didn't I? Shinigami, vizards, bounts, MOD souls, zanpakuto, arrancar, humans and hollows all have keys.

Ulquiorra-….You really want him to stay in there don't you?

Tba- YEP!

Ichigo- EVIL!!!

Tba-*smile* Thank you!!

Ichigo-.. Crazy woman. What is with women trapping me?

Tba- rolls eyes* Ichigo, im not interested you in that way.

Ichigo-… could have fooled me.

Tba- *sigh* lets just get started.

Grimmjow- AW. I wanted to see Ichigo suffer a little more.

Tba- *shrug* lets leave them alone.

Hitsugaya- alright.

~Everybody leaves~

Gin- its.. quiet.. *smile*

Ichigo-…. LET ME OUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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DREAM

 

 

 

Ichigo woke up with a groan. He had slept on the cold hard ground.

He could have slept in his bed, but Grimmjow was there. Moreover, he didn't exactly feel like getting killed anytime soon, something that Grimmjow would no doubt do.

“Damn, my back hurts.” He sat up and rubbed his back. His back hurt like hell, every time he moved it hurt.

`At least now I know why old people always complain.' He thought to himself.

(Tba- yep. It REALLY HURTS, I learned through experience… IM NOT THAT OLD!!)

He got up and looked around.

He didn't see Ulquiorra, but the bed was made and neat.

Grimmjow was still sleeping, his right hand on top of the pillow, his left hanging off the side of the bed.

Ichigo sighed, man, who knew Grimmjow was such a heavy sleeper?

He heard a creak and turned. His jaw dropped open at the sight he saw.

 

Was there always a giant hole in the wall?

 

Ichigo rubbed his eyes and blinked a few times. Nope, the hole was still there.

`You would think I would have noticed a giant hole in the wall sooner huh?' Ichigo thought to himself.

He heard footsteps and stiffened. `what should I do? What should I do? What should I do???'

A familiar face walked into the room, looking as emotionless as ever.

 

Ichigo eyes widened, “Ulquiorra?”

Ulquiorra just ignored him and snapped his fingers; the hole was covered and looked perfectly normal.

`Yeah, normal. What till I tell Grimmjow this.'

 

Ulquiorra, glared at Ichigo, “You will not tell Grimmjow about this.”

 

`Did he just read my mind?'

 

Ulquiorra leaned on the wall, “No, I did not just read your mind.”

`Right, because I'll definitely believe you.' Ichigo thought sarcastically.

“It's your choice if you wish to believe me or not.” He walked out of the cell and down the hall.

Ichigo was speechless, he was sure that Ulquiorra could read minds now.

How else could he have known what he (Ichigo) thought?

 

(Tba- Must Resist Urge to Make a Sarcastic Comment.)

 

Ichigo turned back and faced Grimmjow, who was, still asleep.

`Sleeps like a log' Ichigo thought to himself before looking around the room.

 

Is there anything I can do while I wait for him to wake up?

 

He saw a pile of magazines and decided to check it out. I mean, there had to a few interesting things in there right?

 

He slowly walked over to the pile, hoping he wouldn't wake up Grimmjow. He wasn't sure how Grimmjow acted like when he woke up, but he didn't want to take the chance.

He might be one of those people with low blood pressure…

Ichigo inwardly shuddered; he was never going through that again.

He warily glanced back at Grimmjow, only to find that Grimmjow was still snoring rather peacefully.

Ichigo let out a relieved sigh and took the magazine on top of the pile.

…..

 

A picture of a girl in a maid uniform.

A very revealing uniform…

….

 

He quickly tossed the magazine away, a dark blush on his cheeks. `Stupid Grimmjow. Don't leave things like that lying around!'

He took the next magazine, and quickly looked at the title.

 

It was a cat magazine.

 

Ok…

 

`Why is this here?' Ichigo wondered as he looked over the cover.

(This is from an actual cover. That I saw from Searching `cat fancy.' With adjustments)

(The giant blank space is for the picture of a (absolutely adorable) Bengal.)

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Special series: Products to please pampered pets

 

CAT FANCY

IS THIS

NORMAL?

Recognize your

cat's obsessive

behavior

 

Senior Care

Package

X Age gracefully

X Hospice care

Plus

Sleek Charmer New meds for pain

Meet the wildly loveable Bengal Pride of cattery

AVOID

Cancer risk

With Early

Detection

__________________________________

l(this box is filled with… l

l(Stuff you normally see. l

l(Like the address and stuff) l

l_________________________________l __________

(Catbreeder)

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Ichigo set the magazine down, on top of the other magazine.

 

Ok…

Apparently, Grimmjow had... strange tastes…

 

`What next?' Ichigo thought to himself, `A magazine about retail?' He picked up a magazine and his jaw dropped.

 

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AUSTRALIA'S

BEST

THE

FUTURE

OF

RETAIL

LOOKING AT

SUPER WHAT'S IN THE STORE

CHEAP AUTO

GROUP -

DRIVING

SUCCESS

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(Tba-Yes, I saw this, and I automatically thought, `PERFECT!!!' hopefully no one will hate me for picking this. Yes, it is an actual magazine cover.)

(it didn't look like how I hoped. Oh well.. there goes 30 minutes)

 

Ichigo quickly threw it away. That was a traumatizing experience… Who thought Grimmjow cared about retail?

The cat magazine he could understand, Grimmjow was a cat after all…

But retail? That was the last thing Ichigo expected to find.

He placed a hand on his chest, above his heart.

`Please tell me this is a dream!!!' Ichigo took deep breaths. `Theres no way Grimmjow would read a retail magazine, no way. Absolutely NO WAY. He was always the sort of guy who didn't give a damn about something like that. A guy who talks with his fists... er… claws…' Ichigo shook his head, there were millions of thoughts running through his head at the moment.

`There's no way. There's no way. This is a dream. No, it's a nightmare. A horrible, HORRIBLE nightmare.' Ichigo wrapped his arms around himself and started to laugh awkwardly.

`A nightmare. Right. A nightmare..' He slowly rocked back and forth.

 

Ulquiorra walked back into the cell, his eyes narrowed at the sight he saw.

Kurosaki was laughing, and rocking back and forth.

He heard him (Ichigo) mutter something under his breath, Ulquiorra walked a little closer.

“Just a dream. Its just a dream. Hehe.. A dream…” he said repeatedly as if it was a mantra.

Ulquiorra raised a brow, and silently wondered what could have caused Kurosaki to have, well, a mental breakdown.

He lightly tapped Ichigo's shoulder, causing the orange haired teen to look at him with wide eyes.

“Ulquiorra?:” he asked his eyes trained on Ulquiorra's face.

Ulquiorra nodded, and decided he should speak in a soft tone. He wanted to know what was wrong with Kurosaki, and more importantly, because Grimmjow was still sleeping.

You see, Grimmjow gets angry if he is forcibly woken up, and a angry Grimmjow breaks things.

Lots of things.

And Ulquiorra was not going to explain why Grimmjow's sentence extended.

Although, if it did….

A laugh jolted Ulquiorra out of his musing, he turned to the laughing Ichigo.

“Kurosaki, what happened?”

Ichigo pointed to a pile of magazines, Ulquiorra nodded. “What about them?”

“I was reading them.”

Ulquiorra nodded again, yes, magazines were for reading.

Ichigo didn't speak, but his eyes drifted to another smaller pile of magazines.

Ulquiorra walked over and picked them up. While looking through them he raised an eyebrow.

There was, a retail magazine, Cat Fancy, and one of Grimmjow's magazines, otherwise known as, trash.

He turned around and faced Ichigo, he held up the magazines and spoke calmly to him.

“what are you afraid of?”

“Grimmjow was reading…”

Ulquiorra nodded, Grimmjow had... unique tastes in magazine. Why would anyone want to buy a magazine full of scantily clad females, was beyond him.

“all of that!!” Ichigo buried his head in his arms and sobbed.

Ulquiorra was about to tell him, that Grimmjow was not intelligent enough to understand half of what was written in the retail magazine.

Apparently, the thought of Grimmjow actually reading was horrifying to Kurosaki.

Ulquiorra shook his head, how was he going to fix this?

Ichigo stopped sobbing and started to rock himself once more.

A thought struck him, Ulquiorra slowly turned to Ichigo, wondering if his plan would work.

When he saw the state Ichigo was in, he decided.

Ulquiorra dropped the magazines' and crept slowly towards Ichigo.

Ichigo looked up, “Ulquiorra?”

Ulquiorra cleared his throat, hopefully Kurosaki would believe him…

“This is all a dream.” He said staring right into ichigo's eyes.

“It's a dream?” ichigo asked.

“Yes, it's a dream.” Ulquiorra really didn't have time for this, what if Grimmjow woke up?

“Then why are you in it?” Ichigo asked.

Ulquiorra blinked twice before glaring at him, “It's your dream! How should I know?”

Ichigo nodded, “Umm.. ok. But how do I know this is a dream?”

“Because I told you so.” Ulquiorra said with a cold glare.

“Prove to me that it is a dream.” Ichigo said with a determined face.

 

Prove it? How do you prove something is a dream?

“What do you mean by prove it?” Ulquiorra asked, he was tired of this game.

“Do something you wouldn't normally do.” Ichigo said.

Ulquiorra's eyebrows furrowed in thought. `something I wouldn't usually do….'

A sudden thought popped into his head. He cast a wary glance to Grimmjow, it's a good thing he was still asleep…

Ulquiorra leaned in, a few inches from Ichigo's face.

“Ill prove to you this is a dream.”

He quickly wrapped his arms around Ichigo in a tight hug.

(Tba- did u expect a kiss? Sorry, but this isn't a yaoi.)

Ichigo's eyes widened a bit before closing.

 

He fainted.

 

Ulquiorra released his hold and Ichigo fell to the floor. He quickly stood up and dusted his clothes. He picked up the magazines and put them at the very bottom of the larger pile. He smirked to himself before exiting the room.

While that wasn't planned, there would be other things waiting for them.

 

 

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Ichigo woke up with a groan. `Why does my head hurt so much?' He rubbed his head with his hand. He heard a laugh, and turned to see Grimmjow wide awake and sitting on the bed.

“Hey, finally awake are ya sleeping beauty?”

Ichigo rolled his eyes at that, “You're one to talk. You sleep like a log.” Ichigo's eyes widened, where did that come from?

Grimmjow scoffed, “What are you talking about? Im a light sleeper.”

Ichigo shrugged, “I dunno, I just remember having the strangest dream..” Ichigo trailed of, trying to remember exactly what his `dream' had been about.

 

“What was it about?” Grimmjow asked, with a smirk. Whatever it was, he was going to tease him about it that was for sure.

“Well, I think I was reading some magazines…”

Grimmjow rolled his eyes, “Man, even your dreams are boring.”

Ichigo ignored the comment and continued. “There were a few magazines, Cat Fancy, A retail magazine and…” Ichigo blushed while remembering the last one.

“And what?” Grimmjow asked impatiently.

“Um... a cooking magazine.” Ichigo quickly made up a lie.

Grimmjow rolled his eyes, “I don't know about the cooking one, but there is a retail and cat magazine in that pile.” Grimmjow nodded in the direction of the pile of magazines.

Ichigo swallowed the lump in his throat, was it really a dream?

 

“So... Grimmjow...” Ichigo's voice was cracking. “Are they... yours?”

Grimmjow's eyebrow raised, “Hell no. Ulquiorra must have picked them up somewhere.”

Ichigo released the breath he had been holding.

That's good.

Ichigo closed his eyes and allowed himself to relax.

……

 

Ichigo's eyes snapped open, what about that?

Ichigo quickly got up and ran toward Grimmjow before stopping right in front of him. Grimmjow instinctively backed away, what was wrong with him today?

“Grimmjow..” Ichigo's tone was serious.

Grimmjow nodded, waiting for him to continue.

“In my dream…”

Grimmjow nodded again. Interested in what je was about to say.

“Ulquiorra…”

Grimmjow's eye brow raised, what about Ulquiorra?

“Hugged me.” Ichigo closed his eyes, as if expecting a blow.

Grimmjow howled in laughter and rolled on the bed laughing.

Ichigo watched him warily, maybe it was a dream…

When Grimmjow recovered, he got up and slung his arm over Ichigo's shoulders.

“ Hueco mundo would freeze over before that ever happens.” He gave Ichigo a noogie.

(Tba- Slang, a vigorous, playful rubbing or rapping of the knuckles on another's head.)

Ichigo pushed Grimmjow away and smiled. “You're right. It was just a bad dream.”

Grimmjow laughed, “of course it was! Hey, was I in it?”

 

“Yep.” Ichigo replied, feeling much better than before.

 

“What did I do?” Grimmjow asked as they opened the door to their cell.

 

“You were sleeping.”

 

“Lame.” Grimmjow replied as they walked out of the cell and started heading towards the cafeteria.

 

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Tba- sorry its short.

Ulquiorra- she had no idea what to do.

Tba- well, I had a few tests. And me and my friend were doing a project together.

Grimmjow- about?

Tba- about how UV rays~ im not giving the whole thing away~~~~

Grimmjow- sounds… boring.

Tba- pouts* I wanted to find out how long it would take a highly sensitive element to explode when exposed to air.

Ulquiorra- you would die.

Tba- no…maybe…. It is covered in oil you know!!! *pauses* OMG!! Ulqui was worried about me!!!

Ulquiorra- no, im not.

Tba- *glomps ulqui* Don't be so shy!!!

Ulquiorra- im. Not. Shy.

Tba- ooh yes you are!!

Ulquiorra- I... *sigh* never mind.

Grimmjow- right, what else were you going to say?

Tba- hm… well, I thought of a new idea for a story. But its probably going to be posted after I finish my story `Matchmaker'. Otherwise it won't make sense.

Ulquiorra- prys Tba off* Whats it about?

Tba- About all the espada and gin, Aizen, and Tousen.

Grimmjow- vague.

Tba- well, its about them learning about this. Basically, Amatsu (my character) is going to teach them things.

Title: “Responsibilities”

Chapters- I've thought of 49 different chapters. With at least 4 omakes. (they'll probably be rather short chapters though.)

Ulquiorra-… you must have been either, really inspired or bored.

Tba- I woke up really early. And I was in school (Today, Friday) I get my best inspiration when im asleep! (<-- totally true. That's how I came up with this.)

Ulquiorra- hm.. its best not to keep the readers waiting.

Ichigo-Pick SOMEONE, ANYONE, to let me out!!! PLEASE!!!!

Gin- but Ichigo-kun. We were just starting to get to know each other better. *smile*

Ichigo- PEDOPHILE!!!

Tba-snickers*

Gin-*frown* now Ichigo-kun. You know I wouldn't do such a thing.

Tba-giggling* ah, well, that's all the time we have for today.

Grimmjow & Ulquiorra- REVIEW.