Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Jail buddies ❯ Secret messages ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer- I don't own bleah, its characters, ort their personalities, that belongs to tite kubo.

Tba- you know, if I could have one thing.. you know from bleach.. what do u think I would choose?

Hitsugaya- me of course. *SMIRK*

Ulquiorra- you are mistaken . it is me.

Grimmjow- che! As if! ITS ME!

Byakuya- she would pick me.

Ukitake- she's says im very kind.

Zaraki- she admires my fierceness

Gin- but she loves my sneakiness

Szayel- she loves my brains

Starrk- she thinks im cool

Kisuke- she thinks im cool too.

Hisagi- me too!

~all boys argue over who's better~

Rukia- um.. Ichigo, why aren't you arguing?

Ichigo- if you haven't noticed, IM IN A FUCKIN CAGE!!!!!!!!! That and, she doesn't think im her `type'

Rukia- it's alright Ichigo. Your paired with lots of other girls.

Tba- pops up outta nowhere* like Rukia-chan, Orihime-chan, Yoruichi, Soifon, oooh! And the of course female versions of male shinigami/espada!!! You're the most popular character for pairings.

Rukia-blushes* T-Tba-san!

Ichigo- so you like me?

Tba- hm.. well your alright. You can be sweet, but always play the tough guy act. I think you should tone it down a lil, and show a softer side, not just when people are hurt. You should let your façade fade, even if its just a little bit. I think most IchiFans would also like to see a softer you.

Rukia- that was.. deep…

Tba- YEP! Im a fountain of knowledge! Ask me anything!!!

Tba's math teacher- Ok, solve this.

Tba- NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *runs away faster than you can say `Math'*

Byakuya- where did she go?

Rukia & Ichigo- shrug*

Hitsu- to bad, we were going to get her to settle this.

Ulquiorra- why don't we tell the reviews to judge?

Grimmjow- HA! You actually thought of a good idea Ulquiorra!

Ulquiorra- I will kill you in your sleep.

Grimmjow- Riiighhht.

Ichigo- which reminds me, did anyone pick a person to put a key in?

All- Nope.

Ichigo- DAMNNNN

Szayel- I know a way to get Tba back.

Starrk-yawn* what?

Szayel- Oh. Like this. *brings out a megaphone*

Hitsugaya-what are you..

Szayel- CHEMISTRY SESSION WITH SZAYEL

Tba- pops up outta nowhere* Where? Where?

Rukia-sweat drop* where did you go?

Tba- hugs Szayel* I was in my closet. You know, the one with all the food in it.

*smile* yeahh. I was in heaven.

Ulquiorra- cut down on the sugar.

Tba- HOW'D YOU KNOW???

Ulquiorra-holds up four cookies N' crème wrappers* I will confiscate your chocolate if I deem that your health is in danger.

Tba- sobbing in szayel's chest* ULQUI-CHAN IS SOOO MEAN!!!!

Noitra- yeah it is. Her without sweets is like me without coffee.

Grimmjow- YOUR NOT IN THE STORYY!!! *kicks Noitra out the door*

Ulquiorra- well done.

Ichigo- can we just get started?

Hitsugaya- Rodger!

Tba-Rodger? Who's Rodger? *looks at Hitsugaya* someone I should know about?

Hitsugaya- that was an... ARGH nevermind!!!

~Snicker~

Secret Messages

Ichigo's POV

I walked through the halls, making sure to keep Grimmjow in my sight.

…

EWW! Not like that!

You people sicken me!!!

Like I was saying, we walked down the halls, and finally came into this room.

There was a huge glass window; it was obviously transparent.

Why else would it be called a window?

There was a phone too… Wait a second! I DIDN'T GET MY ONE PHONE CALL!! THOSE JERKS!!!

Anyway, there were a few chairs near the window, where the window stopped there was some sort of table. And it was on the other side too.

On the other side, it was exactly the same as this side.

The only difference is that there was a door at the far end, the exit.

Sadly due to the fact I don't have my substitute shinigami representative badge (dare you to say that 4 times fast.), I can't get in my soul form.

I seriously think someone is trying to make my life miserable.

(Tba-sneezes* I think someone is talking badly of me...)

Seriously, what did I do to deserve this?

NOTHING I TELL YOU!

NOTHING!!

Grimmjow pulled me into the room; he said something along the lines of “You're taking to long.”

A guard closed the door behind us, he was a large fellow, don't get me wrong, im not saying he's fat.

He was just... large, and he looked muscular. And he was staring at us with this intense gaze. I hope it was pointed at Grimmjow, I mean the dude did steal a car.

I took a seat, Grimmjow just leaned against the wall, trying to strike a conversation with the guard. It went like this…

“Hey.”

“Hn.”

“So how's it going?”

“Hn.”

“Do you work out or something?”

“Hn.”

“Cant you say anything other than `hn'?”

“Hn.”

“FUCK THIS!! You're just as bad as Ulquiorra!”

Grimmjow turned away and started mumbling things about Ulquiorra.

I guess I should be glad that Ulquiorra wasn't here. He'd probably get into a fight with Grimmjow.

I heard a knock, and turned to the glass.

Rukia and the others were there, on the other side of the glass.

Toshiro picked up the phone that was on his side of the room.

I did the same, what was the point of the phones again?

I lifted it to my ear, only to be met with angry yelling.

“KUROSAKI!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK US TO FIND YOU?!”

I winced and put the phone at arms length, but Toshiro saw me.

I mean who couldn't? There was a giant five-foot window between us.

Rukia took the phone away from Toshiro.

“Ichigo! Are you ok?”

I put the phone back to my ear.

“I've just been sent to jail for something I didn't do, found out that my roommates are arrancars. My sisters are probably worried sick about me, and my dad probably thinks I've run away from home. Other than that, im peachy.” I said sarcastically.

I mean really, do I look fine to you??!!

Rukia sighed, and I suddenly feel bad for yelling at her. I mean, its not like its her fault im in this mess.

Its Kon's.

Where is Kon anyway?

“Hey, Rukia.” Rukia looked up, “Where's Kon?” I ask.

Rukia shrugged, “When you were taken away, Kon just… Disappeared.”

I sighed and rubbed my temples. Today was not my day.

Toshiro took the phone from Rukia, “Kurosaki, we're going to get you out of there.”

I look at the guard, he probably didn't hear what Toshiro said, but its better to be safe than sorry.

“How?” I probably sounded desperate, but I don't care, I want to get out of here.

Rukia grabbed the phone, “We're going to bust you out!” she gave me a confident smile.

I face palmed, was she that dense?

She took out a piece of paper and a pen, and started scribbling something on it.

Oh god, I hope its not her drawings again.

But the guard probably wont understand the drawings anyway, all of them look like bunnies.

She held it up, I don't even know what it said. There was all these lines, and boxes, and X's and O's.

“What the hell does that mean?” I couldn't help but ask. Its obviously not Japanese, and not the English we learned in class. Maybe it's an alien language?

Rukia frowned, “It's a secret code.” I rolled my eyes, right, a secret code.

“Yeah well, I don't know how to read it Rukia.”

Rukia sighed, “Well first you have to make three tic-tac-toe boards, Then label them with the letters of the English alphabet, then on the second one add X's and O's on the third.”

Ok, what does that mean?

Rukia rolled her eyes, obviously it was easier for her to understand.

“Ill just tell them to give it to you. Try to figure it out.”

Rukia gave the phone to Orihime, why Orihime? I don't know.

She blushed and said a soft “Hi, Kurosaki-kun.”

“Hey Inoue.” I nodded at her, I heard Grimmjow laughing in the background.

“Ill bring you some food to eat while your in prison ok?”

I think my face paled at her words, I suddenly felt sick. Inoue had... Unique tastes... she had tried to make me food on more than one occasion.

I saw that Toshiro also paled, maybe during his stay at Orihime's house she made him eat some of her cooking.

I feel bad for him, that food is… well, to put it lightly, revolting.

The guard came over and tapped my shoulder.

When he had gotten my attention, he quickly told me, “Time's up.”

I turned back to my friends. “well, I have to go.”

Toshiro nodded and started to leave, Rukia gave the paper to a guard on her side of the glass. Orihime gave a slight wave than left. Chad nodded and then left, Uryu did the same.

I got up and left the room, Grimmjow following me back to our cell.

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Ulquiorra's POV (Lets see what he thinks!!)

I finished preparing my `room' as I called it. It isn't exactly the best room, but it is hidden and I can easily access it.

I hear two loud voices, no doubt it's the Sexta and Kurosaki. I step out of the room quickly and jump up.

Grabbing the bar, it lowers under my weight and the door to my room closes.

I jump down and quickly sit on the lower bunk, taking my book, I flip to a random page.

I hear the gate creak, but I don't look up. Pretending that, I am too engrossed in reading to deal with them. To be honest, Grimmjow is filth, Kurosaki I respect a little bit more, since he was able to defeat me. However, his hollow is the one that defeated me.

It does amaze me that he has potential, and could be both a great asset and a threat.

Grimmjow says something, but I ignore it. He's probably talking to Kurosaki about something meaningless.

I hear Kurosaki call out my name, slowly I put my book down and look over to him.

“What is it Kurosaki?”

He scratched his head, looking nervous. What could he possibly be nervous about?

“Um.. could you help me with something?”

Hm, to ask such a thing of me, does he not accept that we are enemies that have merely ceased fire for a brief time?

Or is he just to dense to figure it out?

Though I do admit I am a bit interested in what he has to say. Not that I'd ever admit it.

“What is it?” I heard myself ask.

He held out a folded up sheet of paper, I unfold it and look at the things written.

Strange, I see lines, boxes, X's and O's. is it some foreign language?

I look at Kurosaki, “What is this?”

He shrugs and I notice he's playing cards with Grimmjow. “Apparently some sort of secret code. Rukia said that I have to figure it out.”

Hm, Rukia. I believe I heard the name somewhere… ah yes; apparently, Aaroniero was killed by a shinigami called Rukia.

Not that it matters anymore since he or rather they have returned.

“I... see...” I look back at the paper, what could it mean?

“Oh yeah, “ Kurosaki said while putting down a pair of Jacks to match Grimmjow's pair 10's.

“Rukia said something about making tic-tac-toe boards, and putting the letters of the English alphabet in it.”

I raised a brow at that, it seemed intriguing.

But it was obvious that the girl wasn't the one who made the code. She didn't seem like the type to..

“And that in the second table you put X's, and the third you put O's. or something like that.”

I nodded, I understood a little bit.

Americans wrote left to right, then went down and continued in the pattern.

Left, right, down, left, right, down.

So if you make three of the tic tac toe boards…

Al B l C

Dl E l F

Gl H l I

(Tba- ^ this is an `I'.)

I see. It is rather amusing that kurosaki did not notice. But I don't think ill tell him anytime soon. He just wants me to translate the note, if he wants to learn, he must fend for himself.

I scan the note once more.

“Ichigo…” I read aloud, knowing that it attracted the attention of the two who were playing cards.

“We will visit you tomorrow at 12 pm. We will discuss how to plan your escape. Ps.. What did you mean you have two arrancar roommates? From, Rukia.”

I throw the note at Kurosaki, and put my book on the table.

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Normal POV

(Cause then what im about to do wouldn't be as funny if I did it in ulqui's pov. *smirk*)

Ulquiorra got off the lower bed just as a voice was heard on the loud speaker.

“its 4pm, go to the courtyard you maggits.”

Grimmjow groaned and stood up. He really hated doing that.

Ulquiorra's lips tugged up into a slight smile. Ichigo saw the smile right before it disappeared, though he was sure it was a trick of the light.

“You better hurry Grimmjow, you don't want to face thw punishment do you?” Ulquiorra said, hiding a smile.

Grimmjow graoned but walked out the door, qith Ichigo following him.

Ichigo didn't know what was going on, but decided to stick with Grimmjow. He obviously knew what was going on.

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Ulquiorra stood at the balcony, watching as the prisoners lined up.

`I wonder if they got the CD.' He wondered.

Grimmjow glared at Ulquiorra in envy, Ulquiorra hid a smile.

It wasn't everyday he was able to see the sexta doing the activity. It was every week, but even rthen, he couldn't help but be amused by his antics.

~~~On the ground~~

Grimmjow silently vowed to find out who gave the commander the idea for doing this activity and giving that person a slow and painful death.

Ichigo nudged Grimmjow with his elbow.

“Hey Grimmjow, what's going on?”

Grimmjow didn't answer him.

Ichigo heard his name being called, and walked over to the man who called out his name.

He was a man who wore sunglasses and a hat he also had some stubble. Ichigo thought of urahara for a second, but he dismissed it.

“Yes?” he asked, he didn't know how to act, but acting nice wouldn't be to bad right?

The man nodded, “Since your new, your not participating ntill tomorrow.”

A girl walked over to them, holding a black boom box. Ichigo noticed that she was the same girl that had passes their cell earlier.

“Im ready whenever you are Yamazaki-shireikan.” The girl nodded to the commander.

(Shireikan- means commanding officer.)

Yamazaki nodded, “Alright, wait for my signal Sayomi-Chan.”

Sayomi nodded and put the boom box on the ground, and waited patiently.

“Alright, time to see the results of your training. Ready men?”

Sayomi pressed a button on the boom box and the music started. “Today's song is Do the hustle”

Grimmjow let out another groan, not only was he forced to do this `activity' he was going to been seen by his rivals, meaning Ichigo and Ulquiorra.

He sent another glare at Ulquiorra before dancing along with everyone else.

Ichigo didn't know how to react, Grimmjow was dancing. That was the last thing he expected to see, the prisoners dancing. While he had to admit, they were doing pretty well, he was horrified by the fact that he would have to join them tomorrow.

~~~~Balcony~~

Ulquiorra bit his bottom lip, making sure no sound would come out, He was trying desperately not to laugh.

However it was amusing that Grimmjow was dancing to the music.

The normally arrogant, sexta was dancing.

~~~~~below~~~~~

Grimmjow glared at the commander, he was going to kill the guy.

He clapped his hands in tune with the rhythm of the music. `im so going to kill him.'

He moved his hand into the air, then stepped forward, then back.

`I would have killed him already if it wasn't for Ulquiorra. Him and his `you cant kill him, Aizen-sama said no fighting' and `killing him would only prolong your sentence.' Blah,blah,blah.' He moved his right arm up, then his left arm.

`I don't give a shit. He should die.'

As the music ended, Sayomi turned it off, took the boom box, and scurried away.

The commander nodded, and said something along the lines of “good job, tomorrow we'll begin training.” Then he left.

~balcony~~

Ulquiorra let out a soft chuckle, a figure appeared at the doorway.

“Have you done what I asked?”

The figure nodded, and bowed, “Yes, Ulquiorra-sama.”

“And?” Ulquiorra asked, knowing there was more to it than that.

The figure nodded, and Ulquiorra turned to him/her.

“Ichimaru-sama sends his regards.” He/she hesitated for a second, “Aizen-sama is... apparently Ill at the moment. Thus Ichimaru-sama is taking over for him until he is better.”

Ulquiorra nodded and waited for him/her to continue.

“According to Ichimaru-sama, Aizen-sama will be out of commission for a few days..”

Ulquiorra nodded and exited the balcony and walked through the halls, the arrancar following him silently.

“Anything else I need to know?” he asked as he stopped at their (meaning Grimmjow's and Ichigo's and his cell)

The figure shook his/her head.

“Good, you are dismissed.”

“Hai, Ulquiorra-sama.” The arrancar used sonido to leave.

Ulquiorra walked through the open door, sat down on the lower bunk, and took out his book.

Grimmjow and Ichigo returned not to soon after.

Grimmjow complained about having to dance, and that it hurt his `pride'.

Ichigo tried to tell him it wasn't a big deal, and that he wouldn't tell anyone.

For the next few hours, Grimmjow and Ichigo played cards as Ulquiorra read his book.

Grimmjow wanted to read his magazine, but Ulquiorra had shot him a deadly glare and Ichigo had stuttered terribly while blushing a shade of deep red.

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~10:45 pm~

Ulquiorra put down his hand (of cards) and crossed his arms over his chest.

Grimmjow stared at the cards, then at Ulquiorra, then back at the cards.

Ichigo's eyes widened, he never thought it was possible.

Ulquiorra had put down a royal straight flush.

(Tba- I never got a Royal straight flush. But I got a straight flush. Guess what? I won!!)

Grimmjow threw down his cards, “YOU CHEATED!!”

Ulquiorra just stared at him blankly, “why would I need to cheat to beat the likes of you, trash?”

Grimmjow lunged at Ulquiorra, but Ichigo held him back.

Ulquiorra just walked over to the bunk beds and climbed up the ladder. He threw the bags on the ground and picked up the blanket.

Ichigo was so shocked he let go of Grimmjow.

Grimmjow walked over to the bunk beds, and pointed a finger at Ulquiorra accusingly “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??”

“sleeping.” Ulquiorra said.

Grimmjow's face turned red (from embarrassment or anger? YOU decide) and climbed up the ladder until he was face to face with Ulquiorra.

“NO!” he pointed at the metal bar. “You're sleeping over there, like the bat you are.”

Ulquiorra narrowed his eyes and kicked Grimmjow in the abdomen, sending Grimmjow crashing onto the floor.

“No, you're sleeping on the ground, like the trash that you are.”

The turned to his side and pulled the covers over him.

Ichigo looked at Grimmjow, then Ulquiorra then back at Grimmjow.

Grimmjow let out a grunt and got up, he walked over to Ichigo's bed and got into it.

“HEY! Where am I going to sleep?” Ichigo asked.

Grimmjow turned to Ichigo, holding up three fingers. “You have three choices, up there.” He pointed up, meaning Ulquiorra. ”Over here.” He gave Ichigo a glare, “Or on the ground.” He turned onto his side and pulled the blanket over him.

Ichigo put his hands over his face.

Someone was seriously out to get him.

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Tba- ok that's the end of that. You know, I had to type this twice since my computer stopped working, and It didn't save the document properly.

Grimmjow- so why did you have to add me doing the moves?

Tba- Fan service.

Ulquiorra- you are a strange person.

Tba- Uh.. Thanks?

Ichigo- let me out!!!

Tba- ok… man, I forgot what I talked about before the original was deleted.

Ulquiorra- me too.

Tba- um… lets just skip to me answering the people's Reviews..

Fanfiction-

(I was in a really creative mood.)

Ace Aero- I am glad you enjoyed the story. Sadly, Aizen is currently `sick' and Gin is taking over for him. They may come later in the story if Aizen feels `better'.

Hitsugaya will be appearing as well as the gang.

If you wish, you can pick Hitsugaya, Aizen, or Gin to stay with the real Ichigo.

If they have the correct key, you get it, and you can choose when you wish to release him.

However, if they have the wrong key, they will stay in the cage with Ichigo.

Remember, you can only pick one person per week.

Choose wisely.

Ichigo- please pick the right one. Please get me out of here. Please please please!!!

Ichigos future wife And Shikai (because your reviews were similar)

- I am glad you like the story. Im not sure how it will turn out because I have not planned what will happen yet. If you have any ideas about how to put Ichigo into situations similar to that, Im all ears.

Besides, Ichigo had to man up sometime right?

Ichigo- oh nice. You people just love to see me be tortured, DON'T YOU??!!

Tba- giggle* I hope you enjoyed Grimmjow be humiliated… which reminds me, weren't we fighting a lil-

Grimmjow-.. DIE BITCH! *swings sword*

Tba- ducks* Mwahahahahahahaha!!! I AM THE SEGUNDA ESPADA!!! *takes out zanpaktou*

Grimmjow- BRING IT ON!!!

Tba- jumps up and brings sword down*

Grimmjow- Blocks it, and pushes her*

Tba- jumps back* smirk* raedy for it?

Grimmjow- I was born ready.

Ulquiorra- Stop. Now.

Tba-… Yes ulqui-chan.

Grimmjow- che, wimp.

Tba- glare* just for that im turning you into a girl.

Grimmjow- you wouldn't dare.

Tba- I will. Just not in this fanfic. Cause it wont make any sense.. unless….*smirk*

Grimmjow-….

Ulquiorra-…. Grimmjow, run.. now.

Grimmjow- no need to tell me twice! *runs off*

Hitsugaya- Alright people, nothing to see here!

Ichigo- LET ME OUTTTT!!! (T-T)

Ulquiorra- what he means to say is, Please review.

REVIEW~