Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Jail buddies ❯ Bonding ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer- Don't own bleach.

Tba- *sigh*

Ulquiorra- …?

Tba- *Sigh*

Grimmjow-…

Tba- *SIGH*

Ichigo- Alright. What is it?

Tba- I have this little voice in my head that's telling me that im a no good loser that should just stop writing and go become a lousy geek.

Ulquiorra-….

Tba- its like my EVIL twin.

Grimmjow- aren't YOU the evil one?

Tba-… maybe…

Ichigo- well, since no one replied-

Tba- *SIGH*

Ichigo-… uh, yeah… Ill be alone.. And im not getting any closer to the key…

Ulquiorra- perhaps they want to keep you in here.

Tba- *mimics Ulquiorra's voice* perhaps its because they don't care.

Ulquiorra-… I DO NOT sound like that.

Tba- rolls eyes* suure you don't.

Grimmjow- Yeah, lets just get this started, im hungry.

Ichigo- yeah me too.

Ulquiorra- Tba doesn't own bleach, us, or anything besides her story.

Tba- if I find you ripping off my idea, ill-

Ulquiorra- I doubt anyone would rip off your ideas. No one is that insane.

Grimmjow-laughs* yeah.

 

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Bonding

 

 

Grimmjow and Ichigo went up to their rooms after they ate. It wasn't much, but they were satisfied, at least, for now.

They both sat down on the ground playing cards. They were playing Chinese poker, and Grimmjow was winning.

Grimmjow had won four games, while Ichigo won two, they were beginning their seventh game.

“Pair three” Grimmjow said, throwing down a pair of threes.

“Pair four” Ichigo said putting down two fours on top of Grimmjow's threes.

A large Garganta opened up in the cell, Grimmjow and Ichigo turned towards it.

When Ulquiorra stepped through, they returned to their game.

Ulquiorra took the bags and tossed them in a corner (that was blocked by the bed, so you couldn't see it from the outside.) he walked over to Grimmjow.

 

“Pair five.” Grimmjow said, putting down two fives.

“Pair ten” Ichigo said, placing down two tens.

“Pair-” Grimmjow was about to put down his cards when he was kicked in the gut by Ulquiorra.

He hit the concrete wall, (you know, where the window is) he sat up and rubbed his head. It barely scratched him, but it hurt like hell. He was in a gigai so he would feel the pain like a normal human would. And even if he wasn't in a gigai, it would still hurt.

That's right, NEVER mess with Ulquiorra.

 

“God damn it! What the hell did I do?!” He yelled getting up in Ulquiorra's face.

Ulquiorra was not happy about that, not one bit. You see, Ulquiorra likes his space, and when someone invades his space, in this case Grimmjow, he hits them, hard, and that is just what he did.

 

He punched Grimmjow with his right fist, sending Grimmjow flying right into the wall, next to the bed.

Grimmjow uttered a few curses and walked up to Ulquiorra, this time, keeping three feet between them.

“What's wrong with you? Are you PMSing or something?” he asked rubbing his right cheek, which stung.

Ulquiorra, who didn't know what the acronym stood for glared at him. “I was in your room, how dare you keep such things in there?” He strolled right past Grimmjow taking a bag and throwing it at Grimmjow.

Grimmjow caught it and examined what was in it, his clothes, “Hey, ever heard of privacy?”

Ulquiorra took another bag and threw it at Ichigo. “There is some food there, im sure you're still hungry.” He took another bag, and threw it onto Grimmjow's bed and took the rest.

He headed towards the door until Ichigo stopped him by grabbing his arm.

“Where are you going?” he asked

Ulquiorra shook Ichigo's arm off, “That is none of your concern Kurosaki.”

He walked through the door and around the corner, after he disappeared from sight, Grimmjow sat down.

“Damn that bastard. What the hell did I do?”

Ichigo shrugged, he knew better than to answer, besides, he didn't know what the answer was. He looked through the bag, there were bags of potato chips, canned food, instant noodles, and sweets.

He took out a bag of BBQ chips and opened it, offering Grimmjow some.

“What's that?” Grimmjow asked taking the entire bag of chips, Ichigo took the large bag filled with food and put it in the corner.

“Just eat it, Ulquiorra got it for us.” Ichigo took a chip from the bag and ate it. It tasted much better than the food they served here.

 

Grimmjow let out a small sneer, “As if, he probably is giving us food because if I die its all his fault.” Grimmjow took a chip and ate it.

“If you die, it is not my fault, it is yours sexta.” Ulquiorra walked back into the room, carrying the bag he had left with earlier, only it looked slimmer this time.

He climbed up the ladder to get to Grimmjow's bed and took the bag that lay on his bed. He pulled out a magazine, and tossed it to Grimmjow, who caught it effortlessly.

“That is why I am disappointed in you.” He said jumping down to the floor below, then he walked right past them.

“Where are you going?”

Ulquiorra didn't stop this time until he reached the door, “Why must you question me every time Kurosaki? Do you have nothing better to do?'

Ichigo was about to speak when Ulquiorra walked away from him, the coattails of his uniform flowing behind him.

“Don't bother man, he does whatever he wants.” Grimmjow said throwing Ichigo a look. He looked at the magazine and laughed. “This is what he's talking about?”

Ichigo walked over to Grimmjow, when he saw it, his face turned a bright tomato red.

“G-Grimmjow!” He yelled pointing to the magazine.

Grimmjow just kept laughing, “What's wrong you pansy? Never read a playboy magazine? Are you still a virgin too?”

Ichigo's blush intensified, “What if I am? Besides, im only seventeen!”

(yes, he was 15 when the series started, so say all of the other arcs take about a year, then the winter war ended, and he turned seventeen not too long ago.)

“More reason to see them.” Grimmjow said opening the magazine.

The first page showed a young girl with blond hair, she looked about sixteen, she was wearing a school uniform, her blouse was open, so you couldn't tell which school it was from. (Some schools have an emblem on the sides of their uniform) He had lifted her skirt revealing something black and lacey. Oh yeah, did I mention she didn't wear a bra? yeah, that too.

(Tba-.. im not a perv… well, not like that, so ill shut up now.)

Ichigo blushed and covered his face with his hands.

 

Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap. Ichigo mentally cursed. He was too young to see things like this!. (Tba-… uh, no you aren't. You're like... 16-17 now.)

 

Sure he had a few.. Busty females around him, (Rangiku, Orihime, Yoruichi etc.) but he didn't like girls yet! (Tba- stop lying. You got half the female population wrapped around your finger... However, that does not include me.)

He didn't need to know, what they looked like under their clothes.

 

Crap crap crap crap.

 

 

Grimmjow laughed at Ichigo's antics, “What wrong strawberry? Can't handle half nude pictures of girls?”

 

At that moment, the sound of footsteps were heard, Grimmjow quickly stuffed the magazine up his shirt, the magazine flat against his chest.

A new face passed by, a young girl with long black hair and brown eyes. She wore a short sleeve red shirt with a black cat on it. She wore long dark blue jeans and held a slender light brown (fake) fur purse. She also had two bat hair clips in her hair and a choker that had a cross on it.

She looked at them for a moment then smiled and walked away.

“That's weird.” Grimmjow said before taking the magazine from under his shirt.

“What's wrong?” Ichigo asked, having recovered from his blush.

“Girls are put into the lower floors, they don't put them here so they don't get raped or something.”

Ichigo nodded, he understood, sort of. It was not a good idea to put a female with males when they were obviously…well… missing some action while in prison.

…..

So what was she doing here?

The sound of a bell registered in Ichigo's ears.

Then a loud voice on the loud speaker was heard.

 

“Ichigo Kurosaki. You have visitors. I repeat, Ichigo Kurosaki. Please come to the front desk. Ichigo Kurosaki, please come to the front desk”

 

Ichigo blinked twice, he had visitors? He had only been in the place for… what, four hours? And they (meaning Hitsugaya and them) had already thought of an idea? Great!

He got up and walked out of their cell, before stopping.

What was the way to the front desk again?

Seeing the dumbfounded expression on Ichigo's face, Grimmjow laughed and got up.

“Follow me strawberry.”

He said leading the way, Ichigo muttered a quick `My names not strawberry' and reluctantly followed Grimmjow.

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Tba- next time- Visiting hours

Ulquiorra- writing strange symbols on a piece of paper*

Grimmjow- looks at paper* hey, what are you doing?

Ulquiorra- Tba learned this a while ago. She thinks that it may play a part in this story.

Grimmjow- let me see that… What the fuck?

 

What Ichigo did-

 

__ ___ ___ __ __

lX l_X l__l l__l l__l lX Ol

 

Tba- ooh let me see! *takes paper* that's a good idea ulqui-chan. But exactly what?

Ulquiorra- You deciphered it quickly.

Tba- but of course! If you can figure out what Ulquiorra wrote good for you. If you can't, try it out yourselves and try to decipher it.

Grimmjow- ppft, if they don't know, they don't know.

Ichigo- in cage* uh guys. Can I see it?

Tba- No.

Ichigo- Hey! That's not fair!

Tba- Yeah well no one reviewed, I don't have to be fair.

Grimmjow- She's pmsing, don't worry about it.

Tba- (>.<*) *kicks Grimmjow in the shin* HOW DARE YOU!!

Ulquiorra- (-_-) She seems to be more on edge than usual.

Grimmjow- *cradling shin* Yeah, I just said that she was pmsing didn't i?

Tba- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! *starts throwing everything she can get her hands on at Grimmjow*

Grimmjow- using sonido to avoid objects* HA! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT THE KI- *gets hit with a book* OWW!!! You BITCH!! * un-sheaths zanpakuto*

 

~Grimmjow dodges flying `objects' while trying to get closer to Tba~

 

Ulquiorra-…*turns to reader**sigh* as you see, if this continues there will be...*hesitates* a massive war on our hands. *light bow* please review so she does not destroy Grimmjow.

… Not that I care about him or anything… *light blush* I don't….. Seriously… Hey why are you looking at me like that?......*red as a tomato* Just review already!

 

Ichigo- Note to self, stay away from girls when pmsing..*pauses* Especially very strong tomboys.

 

Review~