Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Jail buddies ❯ Operation: Get Ichigo back! ( Chapter 8 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer- yes, yes, yes, I don't own bleach, its characters, oh, and the jail is (obviously) made up.

Tba- what should I say?

Ulquiorra- you could start with a hello.

Tba- *pouts* but I've ALWAYS start with that.

Grimmjow- yeah? Well, you started with a question this time.

Tba- smirk* oooh! Looks like Grimmy-chan is angry today.

Ichigo- DAMN RIGHT!!

Grimmjow- hey! Im the one that's supposed to be stuck with you and fox face.

Gin- ara? Am I that bad?

Grimmjow & Ichigo- YES!!! YES YOU ARE!!

Gin- aw…

~Hyorinmaru is sitting on Tba's bed*

Hyorinmaru- *reading a book*

Ulquiorra- lets move on already.

Tba- alright! *ahem* Ace-Aero Decided to pick Grimmjow.

Grimmjow- muttering something*

Tba- *hits him with a textbook* That's not nice. Im sure she doesn't hate your guts.

Grimmjow-out cold*

Tba-0.0 *looks at book* It's a math text book. How ironic. Math puts me to sleep too!

Ulquiorra-….

Ichigo-..0.0

Tba- oh well! *throws textbook away*

~Text book is aimed at Hyorinmaru~

Hyorinmaru-freezes textbook*

Tba-… hey, you do know I need that right?

Hyorinmaru-…. Sorry.

Tba- shrug* oh well. Just unfreeze it some how.

Ulquiorra- what about the key?

Tba- oh! *takes Grimmjow's key from his pocket* I got it!

Ulquiorra-….

Tba- puts key in lock*

~Lock doesn't even budge~

Tba- oh well.

~Tba grabs Grimmjow's legs~

Tba- ok, someone help me get the body in.

Ulquiorra- you sound like you killed someone.

Tba- what are you talking about now? He's already dead.

Ichigo-… note to self, stay away from Tba… when she has a book in her hand.

Tba- *rolls eyes* if I have anything in my hands, you should be careful.

Ulquiorra- stalkers beware.

Tba- shunpos up to top of cage* INCOMING!!!

~Throws Grimmjow down~

Ichigo- Hey! Where are you aim-

~Grimmjow lands on Ichigo~

Gin- takes out camera and snaps pictures* Im selling this on e-bay.

Tba-cough* I get 90%

Gin- 20%!

Tba- 89%

Gin- 30%!!

Ulquiorra- while it is very interesting to see you two argue, how about 50%?

Tba- 75% my final offer or I'll tell *points to Hyorinmaru* to freeze your butts off and steal the camera and sell them all on e-bay.

Gin- fine.

Ichigo- Hello? Trapped under a unconscious psychotic bastard here!!

Ulquiorra- don't worry. He has all his shots.

Ichigo- THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!

Tba- what is the point?

Ichigo- JUST GET HIM OFF!!!

Tba- um… *holds out raw steak* GRIMMJOW!! DINNER TIME!!!

Grimmjow- gets up and runs towards tba*

~Grimmjow hits bars~

Grimmjow- WHAT THE FUCK?? *grabs bars and tries to break them*

Tba- the bars are really strong.

Ulquiorra- I believe he has gathered that much information.

Tba- pouts* spoil sport.

Ulquiorra- *sigh* I'll be in my room if you need me.

~Ulquiorra leaves~

Tba- …. *sigh* now im alone… with 3 bishies…

Hyorinmaru-looks up*

Gin-Three bishies?

Ichigo- whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's the three?

Grimmjow- smirk* I'm one obviously.

Tba- good job Grimmjow! *throws Grimmjow steak*

Grimmjow- bites steak* ha, im da beft ( Ha! I'm the best)

Tba- Hyorinmaru is obviously one. *winks*

Hyorinmaru-blush*

Tba- I always loved mythical creatures. But im caught between dragons and Phoenixes.

Hyorinmaru-… Dragons are superior.

Chaos- NO THEY AREN'T!!! (tba- um.. hey? )

Klaus- chaos. Calm down, he didn't mean it. (Tba- DON'T IGNORE ME!!!)

Hyorinmaru-… and you are? (tba-sweat drop* never mind..)

Chaos- I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR THAT!!! *lunges at Hyorinmaru*

Klaus-holds him back* can't we settle this without violence?

Tba- oh yeah. They, *points to Chaos & Klaus* my Original charas. They're in matchmaker.

Chaos-lets go aniki. I need to destroy something.*leaves*

Klaus- Chaos!! *runs after him*

Tba- uh.. yeah. That's enough excitement for one day.

Ichigo- then get to the story already!!

Grimmjow- and get me another steak while you are at it.

Tba-sigh* alright.

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OPERATION: GET ICHIGO BACK!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~a while after the visit~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hitsugaya sighed and looked around. They were currently meeting in Ichigo's room, since it was currently vacant. Renji, Matsumoto, Rukia, Yumichika, and Ikkaku were sitting in a big circle on the ground, they were all in their shinigami forms.

They were currently discussing Ichigo's… predicament...

He cleared his throat; all of them looked at him.

“Due to the circumstances that Kurosaki has gotten himself into, we must help him. Any one have any ideas about how we should go about the situation?”

(Tba- translation: he's in jail, what are we going to do about it?)

Matsumoto stared hard at her nails, Renji looked out the window, Ikkaku lay down and stared at the ceiling, Yumichika took out a mirror and brushed his hair.

Obviously none of them had ANY ideas.

Rukia scribbled something in her sketch book.

Hitsugaya quirked an eyebrow, what was Kuchiki doing?

After a few minutes, she showed it to him.

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Hitsugaya sighed, why were they doing this again?

Oh right, he sighed once more, it's because that stupid Kurosaki was in jail.

Two long arms hugged him from behind, large breasts pushed against his back.

“MATSUMOTO!!!!” He growled and tried to pry her hands off.

His lieutenant pouted and let go of her fuming taichou. She only wanted him to lighten up. Really, their job wasn't so bad…

He ignored her pouting and looked around.

They were currently in the mall, a place where humans put various stores and such.

Matsumoto was ecstatic when she found out they were going to the mall, trying to go to each and every store they passed by. After the seventh time, she stopped resisting and started to listen to him.

They were on a mission.

Probably the stupidest mission ever.

The objective?

Get arrested.

Yeah, yeah laugh all you want. But just so you know.

It wasn't his idea.

No, his idea would have been better.

It was KUCHIKI RUKIA'S IDEA.

……….. you're laughing right now aren't you?

………

Well quit it!!

Its not funny!!!

Hitsugaya sighed for the nth time. Was he actually arguing with imaginary people? (Tba-cough* readers *cough*)

I have seriously lost it, he thought to himself.

Matsumoto turned to him, her face serious for once.

“Taichou, what should we do?”

He thought for a moment, exactly how do normal people get put in jail?

“How do people normally get arrested?” he asked. She had gone to the human world many times, mostly when she had her paycheck. Spending all her money on clothes and leaving him with the paperwork.

But then again, she never finished more than two sheets before she would leave.

“Well, one way is shoplifting.”

Hitsugaya raised an eyebrow, shoplifting…. Really?

Matsumoto nodded, “Well, you can also call it stealing.”

Hitsugaya nodded, stealing sounded better than shoplifting. Shoplifting sounded like, something a little kid would do when they couldn't get the candy they wanted.

At least stealing sounded, more mature…

“Alright Matsumoto, go steal something.”

Matsumoto's jaw dropped; did her captain just tell her to steal?

Hitsugaya gave her a questioning glance.

“What's wrong?”

“Ahh... well, stealing is… a rather difficult job for-”

Hitsugaya eye twitched. She was not going to get out of this one.

“THAT'S AN ORDER!!!!” he yelled, Matsumoto let out a shriek and ran off to the closest store.

He sighed again, and rubbed his temples, this was going to be a long day.

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~~~with Yumichika and Ikkaku~~~

Yumichika sighed this was boring. Their job was simple, to be arrested.

Sadly there were no specific details or anything. Just a simple objective they had to complete.

So why was it so hard?

Ikkaku glared at Yumichika, that was the 10th time the guy sighed! Not that he was counting or anything…

But seriously! Didn't he have any ideas?

Yumichika looked around; they were walking down the street right now.

Well, actually, for a while now, they couldn't think of anything, so they decided to get some ideas from walking around.

But right now, they had nothing.

Nothing, zilch, zero, well, you get the point.

Yumichika sighed again, god this was boring.

“Oi, when are you going to stop sighing?”

Yumichika pouted, “But Ikkaku!! Im Bored!!”

Ikkaku glared at him, “Yeah? Well so am I! Now stop sighing and think of something!!!

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~With Rukia and Renji~

(No, im not hinting possible pairings, they just so happen to be like that.)

Rukia sat on a bench at the park, next to her was Renji.

People who passed them by gave them strange looks, it was probably because of Reni's clothing.

He was wearing peace signs and a polka dot headband. Who wouldn't stare?

…..

But that's not the point.

She told everyone to split up and get arrested. That way atleast one of them would be able to help out Ichigo.

But Rukia and Renji had to find Kon first.

They had to find out what Kon actually did. And … um… save Ichigo… yeah! That's it!!

Renji groaned, they had searched a few places now.

Ichigo's room, although Kon was nowhere to be seen.

The school, Kon could have been running around the grounds, but he wasn't.

Orihime's house, Kon did like Orihime after all. And Rangiku was also staying there for the time being, all the more reason to go. But sadly, he wasn't there.

So right now, they were thinking of places Kon would go.

But then again, where would a stuffed animal go?

……….

Don't answer that question.

……….

Yes, I know stuffed animals can't walk. But we're talking about KON here!!!

………

This is going to be a long day.

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With Toshiro and Rangiku~~~

Stealing= TOTAL FAILURE

Toshiro glared at the officer. Honestly, has he no pride?

~~a few minutes ago~~~

Rangiku looked around the store, it was filled with jewelry, nothing too expensive, but they were pretty.

She walked over to a rack, with earrings. Like a pro, she snagged three pairs of earrings and put them in her bag.

After a quick look around she headed out the store.

The detector rang and the guard looked at her strangely. She smiled and `accidently dropped her purse. Bending down slowly to get it, while the guard was distracted by her cleavage, she took the earrings and put them in her pockets.

She then gave him a soft smile and the guard blushed.

You could practically see the hearts in his eyes.

He (Toshiro) wanted to puke.

She whispered something in his ear and left the store.

She walked over to him with a smile on her face.

“How'd I do Taichou?”

He glared at her and said rather coldly, “You failed.”

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Plan B- BEAT UP PEOPLE

Toshiro grabbed the guy's arm and bent it before kneeing him in the stomach. A guy rushed towards him, Toshiro threw the guy back and they crashed into each other.

Rangiku was a few feet away, grabbing two of the men's heads and banging them together.

`this should get us in trouble' he thought as he looked at the people on the ground.

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Later~~~

Toshiro's eyes widened, what?

The police officer smiled at him and roughly ruffled his hair, “good job kid.”

Toshiro twitched, kid? He called him a kid.

A kid

The word echoed in his mind

Kid

Toshiro grabbed the man's arm and flipped him. The man landed on the ground with an `thud'.

Toshiro crossed his arms over his chest and smiled triumphantly.

That'll teach him.

The officer got up and roughly grabbed his arm, “You know you could get in some serious trouble for attacking a police officer!”

Toshiro just looked at the hand that had grasped his arm, and tried to shake it off.

God this guy was annoying.

The officer grabbed him and dragged him into the car, “Im sorry miss, but you're kid is going to Juvy.”

Matsumoto blinked twice, Juvy?

Plan B

Beat up people- FAILURE

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Ikkaku glared at the police officer in from of him. The stare made the officer, uncomfortable, so he shifted in his boots.

“Sir, you cant carry around a sword. That's against the law.” The officer explained to him, again.

Yumichika who was getting bored of the officer talking patted Ikkaku's head.

“Now, now. Do what the officer says Ikkaku. Or I'll -“ he stopped for dramatic effect.

The police officer, obviously got the wrong idea, and thought they were together.

He blushed a light pink and coughed into his fist, “He is right sir, I must ask you to come to the station with me.”

Ikkaku growled low under his breath and glared at him. “why the hell would I want to do that?”

Yumichika answered before the officer could open his mouth, “Ikkaku, there are rules. And even we have to follow them.”

The police officer slowly took the sword away from Ikkaku.

Ikkaku glared at Yumichika this time, muttering something along the lines of “bastard...”

“Sir, for resisting, you're going to have to come with me to the station.”

Ikkaku sighed, why couldn't he kill humans again?

“So I had to go anyway…”

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Rukia stopped at the ground in frustration that was the last straw.

Renji backed away, feeling the killing aura of Rukia.

He really didn't want to be turned into a frozen Renji-sicle thank you.

“WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU????” Rukia screamed into the sky, making several people stare at her strangely.

Renji seat dropped, “uh, Rukia, maybe we should quit of today.”

Rukia gave a heavy sigh, her killing intent dying away. “Yeah, lets see if Hitsugaya taichou and the others got anything.”

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Rukia looked around the `meeting' room, which was in actuality, Ichigo's bedroom.

Only she, Renji, Matsumoto, and Yumichika were there…

“Matsumoto-san, where is Hitsugaya taichou?” Renji asked.

Yumichika sighed, “according to what she told me, he's in juvy.”

Matsumoto sighed, “I don't even know why he was put in juvy.”

Rukia sweat dropped, obviously something had gone wrong, but she decided not to ask.

“So where's Ikkaku-san?” Renji asked, noticing that the man in question was nowhere to be seen.

“He's in jail.” Yumichika said nonchalantly.

It took a few seconds for it to sink in.

HE WHAT?????????????????

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A/N-

Tba- well, if you're wondering what happened on the trip…

Grimmjow- which they aren't

Tba- we didn't go camping, but instead went to a resort in Virginia.(Still in New York state)

Grimmjow- a resort?! Why didn't you bring me?

Tba- shrug* I didn't know. Besides, it was three days.

Ulquiorra- did you have fun?

Tba- as odd as it is to say this, yes, I did.

Ulquiorra- what activities were there?

Grimmjow- what's it called?

Tba- um.. its called the rocking horse ranch (no I am not paid to advertise them). As the name implies, there are horses there (120 horses, according to my dad's friend).

There are three classers for riding, beginner, intermediate, and advanced.

b- walk

i- walk-trot

a-walk-trot-canter

Ulquiorra- anything besides horses?

Tba- Karaoke (I didn't participate), magic show ( done by STEVE RODMAN) a MASTER PAPER CUTTER (trust me, better than it sounds.) water sports, wagon rides, a dj (RYAN) etc.

Grimmjow- and?

Tba- um.. room wise, there are the game room, wii room, hunt room, dinning room, indoor swimming pool, bathrooms, sunset room, cactus room, facial center/ sauna, and the round up room.

Ulquiorra- intresting…

Grimmjow- master paper cutter?

Tba- yes, his name is (reading from rocking horse schedule) HOU-TEIN CHENG, he can make lots of thing from paper.

Ulquiorra- like?

Tba- well, if he uses a plate, then it's a hat (sorta..), if he uses a piece of folded paper, it could be standing up, or it could be two of the animal.

Of course he can make more than animals. And you don't have to be too specific.

Grimmjow- like?

Tba- well, my friend, Brianna asked for dolphins. He made her a hat with two dolphins jumping up (looks like it) and facing each other, a large heart between them.

Her brother, Christopher, asked for a elephant. He made Christopher an elephant that stood up on its own (full body).

My brother, Kevin, asked for a reindeer, and he got one that cold stand up on its own(full body). A little girl asked for a sheep, so he made her one (hat, head only) her brother asked for a tiger, he made him one (hat, head only)

Ulquiorra- what did you get?

Tba- phoenix.

Ulquiorra- why?

Tba- cause my brother wanted a dragon at first, so I decided to get a phoenix. They go together you know!

Grimmjow- he changed his mind?

Tba- yea. I got twin phoenixes. Ironic huh?

Ulquiorra- interesting.

Tba- hehe. They're so cool!

Grimmjow- why didn't you get a panther?

Tba- cause he only comes on Fridays. And we had to go eat dinner. (to be specific: Fridays 5:30 & 7:30)

Ulquiorra- I see.

Tba- too bad. I would have gotten one for each espada and their fraccion. (well, maybe not Baraggan's fraccion.. except Ggio.)

Grimmjow- really?

Tba- yep. Its 1 dollar for one. I would have spent 13 dollars or so.

Ulquiorra- anything else?

Tba- yep, there was a game show in the round up room. It was called BRAIN WASH.

Hosted by ERIC DASHER and his wife.

My little brother played it (2nd graders only first round) and he won a RHR t-shirt.

Ulquiorra- the questions were easy?

Tba- yep. 2nd grade questions. Anyways, I really enjoyed going there. There are many types of sports and things to do there. And its REALLY pretty there.

Ulquiorra- Grimmjow, lets leave.

Grimmjow- why?

Ulquiorra- she's about to tell us EVERYTHING there,

Grimmjow- huh?

Tba- Things I've done, or my family has done.

there was fishing (small fish, small poles, bread as bait. Because there are turtles living in the lake), miniature golf (near the lake) something- jumping… (it involves trampolines, bungee cords, and machines.) rock climbing (its plastic, don't worry. And your harnessed.) indoor rock climbing (for younger kids, case this one is like a um.. well, it moves down while you climb up. But you're not really getting off the ground by much. So little kids wont be scared. But if you're too light, it wont work too well..)

tennis (im taking tennis next year, thought I'd get a head start on it) paddle boats, Kayaking.

And an many more.

Grimmjow- so about the horses…

Tba- yeah, I got this horse, I think it was called (sounding out here) sha-nell, or shy-ann. I dunno.

Ulquiorra- you don't know?

Tba- well, the first person said, “go to station 3, you're horse is sha-nell.” Then when a guy said that my horse was nice, one of the people in charge said, “Shy-ann? No, she's mean.”

I gotta admit, she didn't exactly listen to me, and almost tripped and killed us both. (Exaggerating, although she DID trip while going DOWN HILL)

But she was pretty, and serene. (To an extent)

Ulquiorra- she was a black horse?

Tba- no. even though I REALLY wanted the black one, she was black, brown and white.

Hm.. her ears were brown, and her head too, up until her neck, then it was white. With spots of brown and black here and there. On her thigh(?) there was a white C with ~ underneath it. No joke. Her mane was mostly white, with steaks of black in it.

Ulquiorra-… descriptive…

Grimmjow-…………………… …….

Tba- well, that's all for today. I honestly like it there, and the food isn't to bad, (activities are good to) and I'd like to go there again. I honestly recommend the place if you're looking for a quiet place to be, along with fun, excitement, and beautiful scenery.

Grimmjow- what are you? a travel agent?

Tba- no. But that would be cool!!!

Ulquiorra-… good bye.

Tba- BYE!!!!

~~~

Tba- oops almost forgot!

Ulquiorra- APOLOGIZE!!!

Tba-AHHH!!! *cowers in fear* IM SORRY!! ITS BECAUSE OF MY SCHOOL AND STUFF! I GOTTA STUDY FOR THE REGENTS!!!! AND ALSO CAUSE I WANTED IT TO BE A BIT LONGER TO MAKE UP FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO UPDATE!!!!

SO THAT WAY I WOULDN'T HAVE TO UPDATE TWICE WITH SHORT CHAPTERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dives onto her bed*

Grimmjow- I think you scared her.

Ulquiorra- she deserves it. In addition to her school work, she has gotten addicted to this anime called “Monochrome Factor”(the manga is still ongoing). And she was playing trickster too.(although it was for only 1 day. Since I had to do my project and everything.)

Tba- Sobbing* I HAD WRITER'S BLOCK!!! And more importantly my arms and legs hurt from the `vacation' I took.

Never EVER play tennis, then go kayaking then go rock climbing!!! NEVER!!!

Grimmjow- no duh. They all involve your hands and physical strength. Which you lack-

Tba-pulls string*

~cold water comes out of nowhere and falls on Grimmjow*

Grimmjow- glare* damn you.

Tba- smile* watch your tongue.

Ulquiorra- that is all…. *to Tba* no get working on the next chapter!!

Tba- but!!

Ulquiorra- NOWW!!!!

Tba- YES SIR!!!! *starts typing furiously* *mumbles* slave driver..

Ulquiorra- I HEARD THAT!!

Tba- EEEP!!!

Grimmjow- um.. hey.. where's my steak?

Tba- yeah, I might not be able to update as much because im studying for my regents.

Ulquiorra- she really needs to pass.

Tba-sigh* time to hit the books.

Ulquiorra- you're still writing the next chapter.

Tba- HAI.

Ulquiorra-I sincerely apologize for the author's ATROCIOUS behavior. She had to finish her science project with her partner.

Tba- jerk

Ulquiorra-WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tba-SIR, YES SIR!!!!!!!!

~~~REVIEW~~~

~edit~

I forgot to post this on mediaminer for some reason.

My sincere apologies.