Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ Jail buddies ❯ Omake chapter (?) ( Chapter 9 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Tba- bows low* srry the last chapter was meant to be posted WEEKS before. But for some reason I didn't post it. I REMEMBER posting it, but apparently, I didn't.

Byakuya- she probably forgot.

Ichigo- at least she doesn't forget to feed us.

Hyorinmaru-reading* ….

Gin- Tba-chan!

Tba- huh?

Gin- you were saying..

Tba- uh.. oh.. yeah. This will be an omake chapter, which has absolutely no ties with the story.

Grimmjow- DUH. That's why its an OMAKE. God, if you cant figure it out then you're a-

Tba- takes a water bottle and sprays him with water* Bad kitty.

Byakuya-chuckle*

Ichigo- … 0.o. BYAKUYA LAUGHED!!! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!! *panicking*

Gin- I knew you could do it Bya-kun!

Byakuya-Kurosaki, I did not allow you to call me by my first name. Ichimaru, you are a traitor, you don't deserve to say my name.

Ichigo- well, he's back to normal now.

Gin-pouts* you're no fun.

Tba- for an omake, well, its pretty much just the bleach cast joking around at my house.

I pray my kitchen does not blow up.

Orihime- what do you mean?

Rangiku- yeah.

Tba- YOU TWO!! NO WHERE NEAR MY KITCHEN!

Rangiku-but-

Tba- NO BUTS!! *rubs head* I need to study for my regents…

Szayel- ill help!

Tba- yay! *grabs Szayel and runs off to the living room*

Ichigo- weird…

Byakuya- but we are all currently in her room. So it makes sense.

Grimmjow- I wonder what they're doing…

Aizen- studying ofcourse.

Ichigo- AIZEN!

Aizen-hello there. *waves*

Byakuya-glare* I still hate you.

Aizen- the feelings mutual.

Rukia- hey guys. Whats- HOLY CRAP ITS AIZEN!

Yoruichi- WHERE!!!

Soifon- YORUICHI-SAMA!!! *tries to hug her*

Yoruichi- moves to the side* hi Soifon.

Soifon- TT-TT Yoruichi-sama….

Aizen- well, if youre wonder why im here-

Grimmjow- I know im not.

Aizen- its because she invited me.

Tousen- me too.

Toshiro-eating watermelon* me too.

Rangiku- TAICHOU!!! *hug*

Toshiro- dodges hug*

Rangiku-youre so mean!

Gin- I could use a hug!!

Rangiku- but you're behind bars… literally.

Gin-pout* so? Even I need a hug sometimes… 8looks at Ichigo*

Ichigo- ill scream.

Gin-….darn. she might hear you.

Grimmjow- well, her hearing is pretty good….HEY TBA!! GET ME SOME STEAK!!!!

~voice~ GET YOUR OWN DAMN STEAK! IM TRYING TO STUDY HERE!

Grimmjow- IM STUCK IN A CAGE!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY `GET IT YOURSELF'.

~voice-….. SHUT UP!!!

Toshiro- stop yelling.

Uryu-pushes glasses up* now you say it.

Toshiro- What was that?

Uyru- nothing…

Shinji- We visards are here to crash the party.

Hiyori-well, this place is better than ichigo's dump.

Ichigo- HEY!

Shinji- its getting crowded though.

Byakuya- you think?

Ikkaku- hi.

Yumichika- my what a pretty room.

Ichigo- great, them.

Zaraki- hey Ichigo-*bumps head on door way* that hurt.

Unohana- everybody, tba-san says that she needs to use her room now. You all should go to the living room.

Everyone-….

Unohana- go. Now.

Everyone- YES ma'm

Grimmjow-uh.. we're kinda stuck here so…

Gin- hope she doesn't mind…

Hyorinmaru-reading*….

Ichigo- hey, hyorinmaru. What have you been reading for about a week?

Hyorinmaru-…..*puts book down*

Ichigo- well if you don't want to answer….

Hyorinmaru- The books I have read are: the book of a thousand days, to catch a pirate, Catherline called lady birdy, I'd tell you I love you but then I'd have to kill you, Hatchet, and two mangas. The dreaming and Vampire Kisses.

Grimmjow-….that's a girl for you.

Ichigo- you sure? *looks around* I think theres more than that…

Hyorinmaru- the rest are mostly about animals. *goes back to reading*

Gin- that's the most he's ever spoken.

Ichigo-… you do realize the only time he ever spoke is in a FILTER Arc right?

Gin- sigh* I wish we could find out what happens.

Grimmjow- At least you're ALIVE! No one knows whats going to happen to me! My poor fan-girls!

Gin- when did you start caring about your fangirls?

Grimmjow-snort* when they started giving me stuff.

Ichigo-…how come I don't get anything?

Grimmjow- cause they think your going to end up with that orhime chick, or that Rukia girl.

Gin- yep, you're a lady's man. They pair you up with everybody.

Hyorinmaru- ….

Gin- oooh! Lets name the scariest pairings!

Grimmjow-… fine.

Ichigo- im going to regret this..

Hyorinmaru-… *reading*

Gin- um…Aizen and Byakuya.

Ichigo-… *shivers* um.. Urahara and.. Grimmjow.

Grimmjow- hey! Well, then… Shinji and Ichigo. Ichigo's the uke.

Ichigo- HEY!

Hyorinmaru- My master (Toshiro) and Byakuya.

Ichigo- how's that scary?

Hyorinmaru- Byakuya is the uke.

~all cringe (except Hyorinmaru)~

Ichigo- that could be scary.

Gin- lets see… Ulquiorra and …. Ichigo's sister. (I read an actual fic w/ this pairing)

Ichigo- HELL NO!.... which one?

Gin- either one works.

Grimmjow- hurry up Ichigo.

Ichigo-Starrk and Noitra…(Noitra Nnoitra, same thing..)

Grimmjow- starrk and…hat n' clogs.

Hyorinmaru- Komamura with… anybody…

Gin- that's true… um…Rukia and…Aaroniero.

~cold air~

Ichigo- im going to nightmares tonight…

Grimmjow- me too.

Gin- shall we try another game?

Grimmjow- like?

Ichigo- truth or dare?

Grimmjow- THAT'S FOR GIRLS! *hits Ichigo*

Gin- hes got a point. we should get some girls to play with us.

Grimmjow- I never said that.

Hyorinmaru-….Osama game…(Osama-king)

Grimmjow- good idea!

Gin-imating grimmjow's voice* we blue people have got to stick together!

(Hyorinmaru-is a ice dragon, Grimmjow is a blue panther.)

Grimmjow- hits Gin* I DO NOT Sound like that.

Ichigo- its that's a good idea, but doesn't it involve sake? (wine, beer, etc..)

Grimmjow-… its not like we're underage…

Ichigo-sweat drop* but I am…

Rangiku- runs in the room* did some one say SAKE?

Toshiro- walks in* MATSUMOTO!!!!

Unohana- my my. Why isn't tba san here?

Toshiro- she said, and I quote `who can study with all this racket? Im going down stairs!',

Unohana- oh.

Ichigo- get everyone in here. We can play the Osama game!

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Players-

Ichigo

Grimmjow

Gin

Aizen

Tousen

Grimmjow (lol. He's # 6)

Harribel

Orihime

Rukia

Unohana

Yoruichi

Toshiro (forced to)

Rangiku

Renji

Byakuya (forced to)

Total- 9 boys, 6 girls. Or 15 people.

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~rules- chopsticks for each player, number them, but put one as Osama instead of a number. Ex- 15 people. 14 sticks with numbers, 1 with king/Osama written on it~

ROUND 1- cooking disaster… or not?

Renji- ok, everybody take a stick!

~everybody hakes a chopstick~

Orihime- YAY! *turns chopstick around~ im the king!

Rukia- ooh! Good job Orihime!

Orihime- yep! Um…number 4 and 9 have to cook curry, and everyone has to eat it!

Toshiro-…not me. *puts down sick number 2*

Ichigo-sigh* im number 9.

Rangiku- aww. I really wanted to cook… *number 3*

Byakuya- lets get started kurosaki… *number 4*

Rukia-Nee-sama is going to cook! *dreamy eyes* I beat it'll taste great.

Renji-.. I have my doubts…

Gin- ooh I can't wait!

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Later~

Orihime- that was great Kuchiki-san! Kurosaki kun!

Byakuya-smirk*

Ichigo- um thanks…

Renji-.. not bad.

Rukia- tastes like heaven!

Toshiro- alright…

Ichigo- alright! Next round!!!

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ROUND 2 -crack pairing!

Rukia- YES! IM THE KING!

Ichigo- just hurry up.

Rukia- number 14 kisses number 8!

Byakuya-puts down chopstick* *number 5*

Gin-puts down chop stick* im number 8

Rangiku- srry gin. *NUMBER 3*

Grimmjow- thank god. *NUMBER 12*

Aizen- srry fangirls. *NUMBER 7*

Yoruichi- not me. *NUMBER 10*

Unohana- im number 14.

~GASP~

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ROUND 3 -CLOTHES SWAP!

Ichigo- im king this time!

Rukia- well?

Ichigo- um… number 1 switches with 3. number 7 switches with 10 and number 5 switches with 8.

Renji- slow down.

Byakuya- im number 7

Gin- number 10!

~both go to swap clothes~

Rukia -im number 1.

Orihime- im number 5.

Grimmjow- I feel bad for the poor sucker that has to change clothes with them.

Yoruichi- im number 8.

Renji- hey Ichigo, you do realize that rukia's clothes are too small to fir other people right? (well.. except maybe one person…)

Ichigo-… damn..

Toshiro-… *sigh* puts down chop stick (number 3)*

~Toshiro walks away~

Rangiku-… AWWW!! I really wanted to see that!

~later~

Byakuya-pulls at clothes*….

Gin- tugs scarf* hey bya-kun, this scarf is really silky.

Byakuya- glare* that scarf costs more than your life.

Ichigo-… scary…

Yoruichi- tugs at school uniform* why is it so tight?

Orihime- I always wanted to dress like you Yoruichi-san!

Yoruichi- oh? That's great.

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NEXT GAME

Gin- hai! Im the king!

Byakuya- ….

Aizen- alright Gin, what do you want?

Gin- I want to play truth or dare!

Rangiku- can we make someone who doesn't want to do it drink sake?

Gin- of course Ran-chan!

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Truth or dare

Gin-ok lets start with Ichigo!

Ichigo- me?

Gin- yep!

Players-

Ichigo

Rukia

Yoruichi

Rangiku

Gin

Renji

Byakuya

Unohana

Orihime

Grimmjow

Tousen

Aizen

(Harribel left.)

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Ichigo- well… Rukia, truth or dare?

Rukia- dare.

Ichigo- um… you're not allowed to talk about Chappy for 9 months.

Rukia- NO WAY!!

Rangiku- THEN DRINK! *holds up sake*

Rukia-…*drinks a cup of sake* I feel woozy…

Rukia- um… Orihime, truth or dare?

Orihime- truth.

Rukia- do you like someone?

Orihime- um… *blush* yes…

Yoruichi- MY TURN! Rangiku, truth or dare?

Rangiku- pumps fist up in air* DARE BABY!!

Yoruichi- ALRIGHT! Drink two whole bottles of sake!

Rangiku- THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

Three hours later~

Ichigo- owww.. my head.. (wasn't he underage???)

Byakuya-…… *drinking tea*

Grimmjow-*passed out*

Renji- he-he-he….

Rukia-chappy……

Orihime- cake… with fish… ramen flavored icream….

Rangiku- sake…

Byakuya-… *sips tea*

Aizen- ha-ha-ha! Im the king of the world! *stand on table*

Tousen-….. (no one ever picked him, so he's not drunk..)

Gin- *smirk* *pulls out camera* e-bay….

Byakuya-…. *sips tea*

~door slams open~

Tba- WHAT HAPPENED HERE!!!!!

(drunk) people- MY EARS!!!

Byakuya-…..

Tba- you!!! *points to Gin*

Gin- what makes you think it was my fault? (it is though…)

Tba-………. Instinct…

Gin-… well I cant disagree with that.

Tba- CLEAN THIS UP!!!! *points to cups and sake bottles*

Byakuya-……..

Tba-… Byakuya…

Byakuya- yes?

Tba-… youre drunk…

Byakuya- … yes…

Tba- anime fall* how anti-climatic…

Byakuya- im sorry in not a `fun drunk'.

Tba- gets up* just clean this up. My test is tomorrow.

Gin- oh? Where's Szayel?

Tba-oh, he left a while ago. Just like a lot of other people.

Aizen- I RULE!!!!

Tba- *twitch*

Gin- this is bad..

Aizen- OF COURSE IM BAD!!! I AM THE KING!!!

Tousen-….. Aizen-sama….

Grimmjow- *jumps up* What'cha talkin' about? IM DA KING!!! (still drunk)

Tba-…*twitch*

Byakuya-… *sips tea*

Aizen- na-uh! IM the king!

Grimmjow-IM THE KING! DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT AGAIN!

Aizen- or what?

Grimmjow…. Ill…. Punch you…

Aizen- ill punch you right back! So ha!

Grimmjow- sulks in corner* darn it…

Tba- OUT!!!!!!!!!

~takes out her emergency sword~

Ichigo- sober* hey wait!

Yoruichi- Kisuke? Where are you?

Orihime-. Fish paste…..

Tba- Three… two….

~every scrambles up~

Tba- ONE!!!!

~Tba chases everyone out of her house~

Tba- slams door in their faces* AND STAY OUT!!!!

Byakuya-…. She locked me out…

Ichigo-… *pats Byakuya's shoulder* its alright man. She still likes you.

Byakuya- glare*

Ichigo-backs away*

~inside the house~

Tba-peace and quiet… *yawn*…. *crawls into bed*

Gin- *in the bed* hi!

Tba- hits him with her pillow* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The end~

(9 whole pages. Please wait until my regents is over for the ACTUAL next chapter)