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*Parkinglot, 1000 AD*

Tai was dressed as a King-Knight in shining armor while on his horse with Ash, Izzy and TK
as the other Knights and soldiers holding the king's banners.

Tai: What ho, what ho, as I see thee, standing there, looking at your king. For I am the
great King Author, who reigns over Parkinglot.

In the background, a modern day tractor drove in with the driver getting out of his tractor.

Driver: Hey, do you have a permit?! That spot is reserved for the Glass House! Not for some
Medieval program!

Tai: This is the Glass House!

Driver: Oh, sorry!

The driver gets back into his tractor and drove off.

Tai: Lets just go straight to the opening.

*

The Glass House: Episode 3

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and other goods belong to their
respective owners.

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Starring: Taichi Yagami, Ash Ketchum, Sakura Avalon, Izzy Izumi, TK Takaishi,
Sora Takenouchi, Misty Waters and Li Syaoran.

Tai note: we have decide to shorten the series episodes, considering the fact that the
longer we take in an episode, the longer it takes for someone to wait for the next episode.

Opening Theme: TK is seen jumping off a diving board, Sakura is seen kicking a large chess
piece, Tai was seen on the TV trying to climb a giant beanstalk, as it moves to see Sora
dressed as Tai interviewing Tai dressed as Sora. Izzy is seen driving a farm tractor on two
wheels, Kero is sitting in his Kero's corner chair looking at the camera. Then a piece of
paper is seen flying and the camera faces Tai with a Super Saiyan hair style. Izzy jumps out
of a potted plant as a pizza pan was pulled away at fast speed Then Tai is seen sitting on
his comfy chair on a TV screen, with the camera facing Tai and Ash on stage with a vase on a
table, followed by a TV falling on the vase, breaking it. Then Sora is seen serving the tennis
ball three times, followed by a box of clothes detergent. Followed by Sora serving the tennis
ball three times again, only to be followed with a box with the words soap on the outside. A
car-testing car crashes into a wall. Sora is seen cleaning some speakers. Tai hits the floor
with a hammer, Taichi's blue clay guy is seen smoking a cigar, Izzy's face is then seen on a
TV screen with the words FOX news in the background, President Ken is seen doing an early
morning jog on TV. Tai was seen dancing on TV, as the camera moves to Tai sitting on his
couch interviewing a ghost. Sora is seen using a large vaccum cleaner pulling a large
ball inside, followed by Tai walking in the beach, knocking over a kid's sandcastle.
Then from a camera, Tai walks through the door into the studio...

*

Voice-over: And here he is now! The man who has the same name as Tai Live, Mr. Yagami Live!

Sora (dressed as Tai with chopsticks tied to her hair) enters into the Studio, as she stops
in front of Izzy. Izzy uses a brush to clean off dust off Sora's right jacket sleeve. Then
as Izzy brushes of Sora's left jacket sleeve. Then, Izzy stopped as he notices that it was
Sora, not Tai who was in front and Sora enters the studio, changing back to Tai as Izzy in
the background was confused with the change. Tai runs towards the auidence and puts on one
of the audience member's Pokemon League Cap and Tai started dancing around. Then Tai returned
the cap and borrowed a bandana from a member of the audience and Tai continued dancing while
wearing the bandana. Then Tai returned the bandana, walks back to his seat and drinks a drink
out of a cup that has a face.

Tai: Hello and welcome to my show. And thanks for letting me use your headgear. Anyway, today
is the first and only time we're planning on doing a ventroliquist act.

Tai picked up a doll that looks like Takato from Digimon Tamers.

Tai: This is my co-host for tonight only. His name is Takato. Let him speak.

Tai *high-pitch voice but the doll's mouth is not moving*: Hello, Takato.

Tai *normal voice, with the doll's mouth moving*: Hello, Tai.

Tai *high-pitch voice but the doll's mouth is not moving*: It sure is a find day.

Tai *normal voice, with the doll's mouth moving*: Very well, thank you. I just walked away
from a very serious accident?

Tai *high-pitch voice but the doll's mouth is not moving*: Really? How?

Tai *normal voice, with the doll's mouth moving*: I was walking down the street when a truck
crashed into a Pokemon Watching Center. I ran after hearing screams from the survivors.

Tai: And as for... *the doll's mouth moved* ...as for. Wait let me set my voice.

Tai *mumbling with the doll's mouth moving*: And now, time for the infamous water trick.

Tai picks up his face cup and drinks the whole drink inside. Then, Tai takes a breath behind
the doll.

Tai *normal voice, with the doll's mouth moving*: That's more like it.

Tai faces the camera and raises his face cup and the face cup can talk.

Face cup: Arrr, lets see the next one, me hearties.

*

Tai and Izzy left an office building and walks towards a car.

Tai: So, Iz, planning on going somewhere tonight?

Izzy: Yep.

Tai and Izzy put their suitcases into the backseat of the car.

Tai: Well, I'm driving.

Izzy: Ok.

Tai and Izzy entered the front seat and as the car started, Tai forgot to remove the sun
shades.

Tai: Here we go!

Tai drove straight ahead, only to crash into a car in front due to the sunshade blocking the
view.

*

Rika is seen tending her garden.

Narrator: This is Rika, she has a broken leg, which is giving her difficulties to cook meals
for herself. So, for just a good amount of money, she could recieve Meals on wheels for 3
times a week.

Tai and Izzy delievered a mule on wheels to Rika's house.

Narrator: The animal on his roller skates is not edible, but it does provide a bit of a
distraction for her injury.

*

Ash and Misty were holding hands as Ash was opening his mouth wide as he sounds like a woman
reaching A Minor. Then he stops.

~Act 33: An opera in A Minor~

The camera faceS Tai.

Tai: And that was "An opera in A Minor". I give them a french fry and an egg, giving them
10 points.

Tai writes in his notebook and faces another camera with a head blocking part of Tai's face.

Tai: And next up is...will you move, please?

The head move back.

Tai: Thanks. Anyway, next up, we're going to talk about FOX's new Digimon Tamers Episodes,
where before the new epiosdes were aired, FOX was threatened to pay money to an annoymous
person or let the children of America suffer seizures. And here, we have Sora Takenouchi,
a spokesperson for FOX in the studio with us.

Another camera faces Tai and Sora.

Sora: Thank you.

Tai: So, is it safe to watch Season 3 yet?

Sora: Well, we have tested each and every episode and confirmed that they have no scenes
of seizures. But we had to take an added precaution by destroying the dubbeds that were
distributed.

Tai: You mean you don't trust the test results?

Sora: We have our trust in our test results, but to assure the public is a diffrent matter, so
we destroyed the dubbeds that was already distributed to its branches.

Tai: So, you decided to take matters into your own hands by destroying the dubbeds.

Sora: Well, its not as if we'll bomb them or explode them. We just simply incenerate them.

Tai: Burn them? In masses? Isn't it like those Anti-Pokemon Groups who burn Pokemon Toys
because they're evil?

Sora: These are expensive films, not some cheap thing from Burger King or Hasbro.

Tai: Well, anyway, the new season of Digimon Tamers is coming out, now seizure-free and based
on the principles of Anti-Pokemon Groups.

Tai faces another camera, but Sora's face is seen on the left side of the camera.

Tai: And next up is Izzy Izumi, checking out washing detergents. Get otu of my way! You've
been warned, Sora!

*

Izzy was in front of the camera in front of a house.

*Sora: I'm not budging.*

*Tai: Well, then I will tell the world about the *ahem* between you and me. Izzy, its
your cue!*

Izzy: Ok. Washing detergent, all say one is brighter than the other. But which one is telling
the truth? Today, we're going to the Takaishi Family's house where we ask them to test this
washing detergent.

Izzy walks up to the door and TK opens it.

TK: Who are you?

Izzy: I'm from the Daidouji Corporation TV.

TK: Ok, come in.

~

Izzy and TK entered the backyard with clothes being hung out.

Izzy: Ok, now we're going to ask you to try out this test on this brand of detergent. So,
we need you to use it on these sheets.

Izzy pointed out to two off-color bedsheets.

TK: Ok.

Izzy: And I'll be back in one week.

~One week later~

Izzy was checking the two sheets.

Izzy: All this after one wash with the powder? TK, you didn't use the powder.

TK: Well, I forgot to use it, in fact these sheets have been here since last week.

Izzy: Ok, I'm coming back next week. Make sure you use the powder.

~Two weeks later~

Izzy checked the two sheets.

Izzy: You never used the powder?

TK: I couldn't be f$!@ed.

Izzy: Huh?

TK: I forgot.

Izzy: Don't waste my time because I'm coming back next week. Its a long trip here from the
studio.

~Four weeks later~

Izzy looked at the two sheets.

Izzy: Why?

TK: My mother's too ill and I was too busy taking care of her.

Izzy: Ok, if you can't use the powder and clean those sheets, just call me on this number.

TK handed Izzy a piece of paper.

~Eight weeks later~

Izzy checked the two sheets again.

Izzy: Why didn't you call me?

TK: I recieved no answer.

~Three months later~

Izzy checked the two sheets.

Izzy: About time, these sheets has been cleaned.

Izzy noticed a price tag.

Izzy: What's this?

TK: What's what?

Izzy: This is a price tag. And here's another one!

Izzy checks the other sheet and picks up another price tag.

Izzy: You bought them.

Izzy: Well, it was my mother's funeral and I didn't have time to clean the sheets and...

Woman's voice: TK, is that your new friend? Let him meet your mother.

TK: Go away, woman!

Izzy: That's it, I'm outta here.

Izzy leaves and TK looks at the Brand A detergent.

TK: Brand A, sounds good.

*

Back at the studio. Tai was holding some papers.

Tai: The producers ask me to imitate a news report. - A large ship carrying 50, 000 pounds
of aromatherapy oils got split into the sea and burst into flames today, causing widespread
calm and a sense of well-being along the east coast of Japan. TK Takashi is now at the beach
interviewing the captain.

~

TK and Izzy were at the beach.

*Tai: But who cares now since the joke's over.*

~

The camera's point of view returned to the studio.

Izzy was seen playing the flute in the theme of the end of a silly cartoon.

~

Tai was sitting at his sofa next to an old lady...

Tai: Welcome back, next to me is Miss Takenouchi, who is, believe it or not, now over
100 years old this year.

*Applause*

Tai: So, what's your secret?

Takenouchi: I'm a Lesbian.

Tai suddenly stands up...

Tai: No, I think you misunderstood...never mind.

Tai walks off to the stage, picks up a briefcase and walks through the door.

*

Ash enters the door carrying the briefcase and sees the table holding the telephone is on
the wall. Then Ash walks pass the celling fan which is now on the floor and sees Misty sitting
on a couch on the wall.

Ash: He did this again, didn't he?

*

At a funeral, Izzy was on the stand.

Izzy: Sephiroth was a good man who wants to know who is his family. Its just that the fact
that his death has impacted a lot of us, but it impacted Tai the most. Tai.

Izzy got of the stand and Tai stood in front of the microphone.

Tai: Sephiroth was a confused boy, he hated buns. He couldn't stand being in the same room
as a bun, even if they're in a jar. The same goes for cakes and cookies. I saw Sephiroth one
day, buying ice cream, when he dropped his napkin onto the floor. Sephiroth picked up
his napkin and tossed it in the bin. He's always like that to people, he'll pick you up and
clean you and throw you away. Oh, and he owes me 50000 Gil.

Tai runs off.

*Taichi's Blue Clay Guy Episode 2: Heads off!*

The Blue clay guy was standing up, when his head started spinning and landed on the floor,
followed by his eyes instantly on the floor.

Credits:

Maker of Blue Clay: Taichi Yagami

*The End*

Tai was standing near two people sitting on chairs.

Tai: Tonight's debate involves Sakura from the Anti-prejudice department and Ash from the
tolorance group. Anyway, lets start with Ash.

Sakura: Hmmm

Tai: What was that sound for Sakura? Anyway, Ash?

Ash: All I want to say is that prejudice against Monsters is just some excuse. We must make
peace or people will be afriad to meet things diffrent from them.

Sakura: Yeah! I'm so afraid of wars between humans and monsters!

Tai: Yep, like that.

Sakura: I was being sarcastic.

Tai: I know.

Sakura: Look, we can't do it as these people easily panic too much. I mean, monsters doing
other languages will make them feel sorry for themselves, like this one. *English accent* I
say, could you tell me where to do?

Ash: What's wrong with that?

Sakura: The people will assume that these monsters are posh spoilt brats who have bad
vocabulary.

Ash: But I do remember one time that a friend and I met an Australian Digi-Destined when I
was in another Tokyo TV Studio. What my friend said was, *Japanese accent* "You from
Australia? Australia has Kangeroos. Boing! Boing! Boing!"

Sakura: That's excatly my point!

Ash: Look, you are just saying that because these Monsters have no sense of humor with
themselves.

Tai: Yep, and also, treat monsters like stand-up comedians. Its spontanous.

Sakura: Dammit! I'm leaving.

Sakura walks away.

Ash: "Boing Boing!"

*

Tai the dentist was giving Izzy a cup of water.

Tai: And spit.

Izzy poured the water in his mouth, gurggled for a while and spat onto Tai's dentist outfit.

Tai: OK.

*Digimon Sports Commentary!*

Tai, TK, Izzy and Ash were sitting in the comemtators chair.

Tai: Welcome to todays Digimon Sports commentary, where we commentate today's basketball match
between the Agumons and the Patamons. And we have the usual group with Izzy and Ash. Plus a
special comentator who is the coach for the Patamons, TK Takaishi.

TK: Thanks, Tai. All I just want to say that I can expect that the Patamons will win today's
match against the Agumons and with the included point that the Patamons have air advantage
and can go over the Agumons at fast speet, they aren't very smart, and they sometimes
bump into each other if they're not looking at each other. And now my brain is having a
problem and I have got to go!

TK stood up, tossed away his head set and walks off.

Tai: What the?

*

Sakura, Misty and Sora were in the kitchen, having an after-lunch glossip loudly.

Sakura: And then, they said that!

Misty: I know!!

Sora: This is hot news!

Misty: I know.

Misty, Sakura and Sora drinks a glass of wine and smoking.

The doorbell rings.

Misty: Now, who could that be?!

Sora takes her wine glass and cigarette and walks to the door and opens it to see Tai and Ash
in construction outfits.

Sora: Yes?

Tai: Can't you keep it down?! We're trying to demolish a building across the road!

Tai pointed to a house behind him being set in place for demolition.

Sora's jaw dropped.

*

Then, at a desk, Li and Sakura were looking and laughing with the auidence as Li was
shuffling his papers in front of him as Li and Sakura face each other.

*

Tai was sitting at his usual comfy couch.

Tai: And now, our person of the week is Agumon!

Agumon was sitting on a chair next to Tai.

Tai: And now, lets go to the next segment.

Tai gets up his from his seat and walks to the other side of the stage.

~

Tai stopped in front of Joe.

Tai: At the moment, I'm here with Joe Kido, planning for an attempt for the Asian record for
Dominos. The last recorded record was around 4000 dominos. Any comment's Joe?

Joe: Well, it took me and three of my crew a week, working at full time, 9am to 10pm working
on this setting up.

Tai: I see. Can I touch it?!

Joe: No! You would ruin the attempt!

Tai: Ok. So, guide me on how does this work?

Joe walks to the first domino, which is near a ball tied to a string.

Joe: Well, once I cut this small string, it will knock over the first domino, which in turn,
knock over the second domino, knocking over the third domino, then the fourth, then fifth and
so on and so forth.

Tai: So, you,re looking for a domino effect?

Joe looks at Tai.

Joe: Where did you suppose the name comes from?

Tai: Oh. Anyway, Whoa!

Joe nearly lost his balance.

Joe: Stop it!

Tai: Alright. And now!

Joe: Quiet!

Tai: Ok, and now, the Asian attempt for a record in knocking over dominos.

Joe cuts the string, which in turns made the ball hits the first domino, which lands on the
second domino, which did not move at all.

Tai: Is that the effect you're looking for?

Joe: I don't understand.

Tai: Joe Kido, ladies and gentlemen, for wasting my freaking time!

*The Glass Drama*

Defending Lawyer "Cody"

Starring, Written, Produced and Directed by Iori "C." Hida.

~

Cody was in court with Yolei and Ash with Sakura being the judge.

Cody: Ladies and gentlemen of the jewellery. I have pointed out that in this case between
the year 1880 AD and the year 1885 AD over the conflict of Nepeoleon.

Sakura: What?

Cody: That's right.

Yolei started running out of the courtroom.

Cody: Yolei!

Cody started chasing Yolei.

Sakura: What is going on here, Ash?

Ash: Haven't got a clue.

~Outside, Yolei bumped into Izzy.

Izzy: Watch where you're going girl!

Yolei: Sorry, Izzy.

Izzy: Sorry isn't going to help, young lady. You may look pale on the outside, but you have
purple hair!

Cody walks out of the courtroom.

Cody: How dare you say such things about Yolei?!

Izzy: Stay out of this, Cody.

Izzy faces Yolei.

Izzy: I bid you good day, sir!

Izzy walks away and Yolei started crying.

Cody: What's the matter, Yolei?

Yolei: I've fallen in love with Ken!

Cody: I see. I'll deal with Izzy later on.

~

In Izzy's office, Izzy was getting dressed as Cody was standing next to Izzy smoking a pipe.

Izzy: As I said, it can't be happening in the court, I mean, her hair might be diffrent and.

Cody: Ah-ha! So you are a racist!

Cody punches the air above Izzy and Izzy started to bleed out of his mouth.

Izzy: I think I deserve that, Cody. Yolei and Ken are allowed to be in love.'

Cody: Thank you, Judge Cody. Oh wait, that's my name. Judge Izzy.

Izzy: Whatever.

Izzy pushes Cody out of his office.

~

Outside the office, Cody crashed into Yolei, knocked over a bin and rolled backwards,
landing on his feet.

Cody: Yolei! I knew that you were always a clumsy fool!

Cody and Yolei started laughing and Ash, Jenny and Izzy joined in laughing. Then Judge Sakura
appeared.

Sakura: Are you going to finish this damn case or not?!

Cody: STAT!

*

Sora is seen playing tennis.

*Tai: Sora has avoided the topic.*

~

Takato is seen with reporters.

*Tai: Takato says he is too busy.*

~

Matt is seen singing.

*Tai: And Matt refuses all offers.*

~

Tai is sitting at his couch.

Tai: So, if anyone wants to help me move house, please send a message to the Daidouji
Corporation. And that brings us to the end of this episode of the Glass House. At the
moment, lets look at the following week's magazines' headlines.

~

A picture of a TV guide appeared.

*Tai: Ken says Hollywood can wait.*

~

A picture of a Teenage Girl's magazine appeared.

*Tai: Teenage Girl's magazine starts off with the Stock Market's fall.*

~

A picture of the New Your Times submission form with the words "Unavaliable".

*Tai: And the New Youk Times is unavaliable.*

~

Tai: And finally, a dog can not only be a Christmas gift, but a Birthday one. In fact, it
can be any gift. Good night.

As the camera zooms out, Izzy was seen playing with toys and Ash and Sakura were sitting on
the sofa next to Tai.

*Credits:*

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketches: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

*

Joe has set a Toy truck moving along the specially made road to hit the next domino, but
when the toy truck reached the domino, it couldn't even push it over, leaving a confused Joe
and Tai.

*

Tai's voice: The Daidouji Corporation TV regrets to inform you...goodnight.

*End of Fic*