Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ The Glass House ❯ Episode 2 ( Chapter 2 )
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By: PikaFlash 
This episode involves close to everything from Clow Reed to links to pictures.
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.12.2002 | Updated On: 05.09.2002 | Pages: 9 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 379 | Status: Completed
This episode involves close to everything from Clow Reed to links to pictures.
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.12.2002 | Updated On: 05.09.2002 | Pages: 9 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 379 | Status: Completed
A plane is in the air, creating the writing, "Taichi Yagame" with Ash, Tai and Sakura
watching from the ground when suddenly, the a message from the plane was heard.
*Transmitter: Opening title to Taichi, we have a problem.*
Tai took a mike.
Tai: I'll be up in a jiffy!
Tai, Ash and Sakura ran into a plane and they quickly took off with the Plane's name
TC-Eraser01.
*
The Glass House: Episode 2
By PikaFlash
Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and other goods belong to their
respective owners.
* indicates end of sketch
~ indicates end of scene of sketch
Starring: Taichi Yagami, Ash Ketchum, Sakura Avalon, Izzy Izumi, TK Takaishi,
Sora Takenouchi, Misty Waters and Li Syaoran .
Tai note: we have decide to shorten the series episodes, considering the fact that the
longer we take in an episode, the longer it takes for someone to wait for the next episode.
Opening Theme: TK is seen jumping off a diving board, Sakura is seen kicking a large chess
piece, Tai was seen on the TV trying to climb a giant beanstalk, as it moves to see Sora
dressed as Tai interviewing Tai dressed as Sora. Izzy is seen driving a farm tractor on two
wheels, Kero is sitting in his Kero's corner chair looking at the camera. Then a piece of
paper is seen flying and the camera faces Tai with a Super Saiyan hair style. Izzy jumps out
of a potted plant as a pizza pan was pulled away at fast speed Then Tai is seen sitting on
his comfy chair on a TV screen, with the camera facing Tai and Ash on stage with a vase on a
table, followed by a TV falling on the vase, breaking it. Then Sora is seen serving the tennis
ball three times, followed by a box of clothes detergent. Followed by Sora serving the tennis
ball three times again, only to be followed with a box with the words soap on the outside. A
car-testing car crashes into a wall. Sora is seen cleaning some speakers. Tai hits the floor
with a hammer, Taichi's blue clay guy is seen smoking a cigar, Izzy's face is then seen on a
TV screen with the words FOX news in the background, President Ken is seen doing an early
morning jog on TV. Tai was seen dancing on TV, as the camera moves to Tai sitting on his
couch interviewing a ghost. Sora is seen using a large vaccum cleaner pulling a large
ball inside, followed by Tai walking in the beach, knocking over a kid's sandcastle.
Then from a camera, Tai walks through the door into the studio...
*
Voice-over: And here he is now! And now, the man who makes women weak at the knees
with the help small hammer from behind - Toichius Yummy!
Tai enters into the Studio, pass the props, as he stops in front of the stage door next to
Izzy carrying a piglet. Tai took the piglet and waited for his cue, only to remember that
he's holding a piglet. Tai angrilly returned the piglet and enters the studio, only to walk to
another stage door and closes it. Then Tai walks to his usual seat, sat down and drank his
drink from a medieval cup and wipes his mouth with a medieval napkin.
Tai: Welcome to my show. As you can see, I'm planning on saying that my mother is
recommending this show, but sadly, she's ill and she can't legally endorse products related
to Digimon. By the time you all see this, it will be the day when Card Captor Sakura became
famous. Yep.
A picture of Eriol on the left and Clow Reed on the right appeared.
Tai: Now as you can see, on the left, which is your right, is Eriol, while the man on the
right, which is your left, is Clow Reed. Wait. My right is your left?
Tai points to the picture of Eriol.
Tai: This is Eriol.
Tai points onto the picture of Clow Reed.
Tai: And this is Clow Reed.
Tai walks back to his seat.
Tai: And tonight, we were planning on doing a tribute to Clow Reed, but the higher-ups told
me that its too politically wrong and expensive, so we decided to scrap it. Sorry TK.
Near the entrance, TK was dressed in a green Chinese costume and 52 cast members were dressed
as each of the Clow Cards were groaning.
Tai: Yeah, yeah. I know.
*
In an area where many cars and broken broomsticks were piled up, a orange-red haired Tai was
looking around while standing next to the sign saying, "Ron Weasley Valet Parking."
*
Tai: You know what time is it now? Its time to pile up on Clow Reed! Everyone go!
Tai ran into the back stage, followed by Ash, Sakura and a few crew members.
Near a vending machine, Clow Reed just took out a packet of chips, when the whole group
piled up onto Clow Reed.
Tai: Great, everyone off!
All the characters ran off and Tai took Clow Reed's packet of chips.
*
A Chinese Lion dance was taking place in the studio as the lion danced next to Tai holding
his checkboard while planning his next sketch. The lion dance jumped back onto the stage as
the back legs slipped onto the floor and the music stops. And Li and Sakura put the lion onto
the floor.
~Act 14: Traditional Chinese Lion Dance~
Tai: I say, what was that?
Li: A traditional Chinese Lion Dance.
Tai: Well, your costume sucks and that dance was terrible, so no points for you. And that
can only be done if we had that computer animation.
Li and Sakura walks out of the studio.
-
Tai: Anyway, our next guest is a comedian who's created a CD.
Tai showed the side of the CD to the camera in front of him.
Tai: And here she comes! Sora Takenouchi
Sora ran in from the studio doors and stood in front of the main camera.
Sora: Hi. I couldn't come because I was in a crisis. I couldn't decide what to wear. I had
to choose between the leather shoes or the lace shoes, so I comptomised, by wearing one of
each!
Sora pointed to her feet with two diffrent shoes.
Sora: Last night, I had dinner with my boyfiend...at a table-top dancing club. By the way,
I saw you there Tai.
The camera faces Tai, writing something in a notebook.
Tai: Huh?
Sora: You were at the table top dancing club last night.
Tai: Sora, we paid you US$300 just to distract the auidences while I plan the next sketch. So
don't include me in the next joke.
Sora: Oh, sorry, love. Anywa...
Tai: And a comedy tip, Sora, try not to make the backdrop at a table-top place as the joke
will be over too soon.
Sora: Alright. Ok...
Sora had tears in her eyes.
Sora: WAHHH!!!
Sora ran back into the backstage.
Tai: Thank you very much, Sora Takenouchi!
*
At a dinner, Ash, Misty, Sakura and Li were eating dinner.
Ash: Well, I'm going to get the wine from the basement. Which one do you want?
Misty: The 1956 one.
As Ash gets up and walks to the basement.
Misty: Ash, be careful.
Ash stops.
Ash: Don't worry, I'm fine.
Ash walks to the basement door and enters the basement. As Ash walks down some steps, Ash
felt as if he's he's being pulled up the stairs. As Ash reached the floor, he looked at the
shelf of wine bottles as he could not find the one he wants. Then Ash walks to the ladder on
the wall oppersite to the wine cupboard and tries to pull it, but it wouldn't budge. Then,
Ash climbed onto the ladder and ended up under it. Then Ash climbed the ladder to try to
reach one of the wine bottles, but he was too far away. Then Ash layed on the floor and
picked himself up and moved the latter from the wall to the wine cupboard. Then as Ash was
about to reach the latter, suddenly he feels like he was being pulled back and Ash ran for
the ladder and grabbed it, only to have both feet flying over the floor. Then Ash dropped from
the ladder and landed onto the wall! Ash stood up and looked at the wine cupboard, when a
wine bottle dropped into Ash's hands and Ash caught it, only for it to roll onto the wall.
Ash picked up the bottle and walks from the wall onto the floor. Then Ash stopped and took a
good look at the bottle and walks up the stairs.
Ash walks out of the basement door.
Ash: Alright, I got it.
Misty looks at the bottle.
Misty: That's the 1965 one.
All four characters shake their heads and looked at the wine bottle.
*
Then, at a desk, Li and Sakura were looking and laughing with the auidence as Li was
shuffling his papers in front of him as Li and Sakura face each other.
*
Tai: And the winner for the worst advertisement award goes to this one.
For half a second, an advertisement was seen.
Tai: Now that's exciting.
-
Tai faces another camera.
Tai: Now, what is inconsideration? We had Misty Waters to take a baby Togepi and leave him in
the middle of the road.
~
Misty was seen on camera as she runs to the boundry in the middle of the road and placed the
covers over the baby Togepi and Misty ran back across the road and leave the baby Togepi
there.
*Tai: As you can see, no one stopped and pick him up.*
A few cars drive past the baby Togepi's spot.
~
Tai: Now wasn't that incosiderate.
Misty was sitting on the couch next to Tai.
Misty: That's right.
Tai: Any news about the baby?
Misty: Nope, its still at that junction.
Tai: Alright.
*
Sakura, Izzy, Tai and Ash were walking through the factory wearing very tall wizard hats.
Izzy: I want to know what caused these accidents!
Tai: Its the safety procedures we must change.
Sakura: But it will not be helpful for the workers.
Ash: But its better than losing a worker who contributes to this factory.
Izzy: Its just that we must look into the matter of safety.
Tai: The budget is telling us to give us more safety procedures.
Ash: And it will increase productivity.
Sakura: And more efficency.
Izzy: I will look into it. I will not be taken in for a fool for these investigations!
The group walks away.
*
Impmon was running down a busy street, as he was in a hurry as he enters a building with
the numbers "333" on the outside.
*
Tai was in front of police officers picking up and putting down the phones.
Tai: Earlier, we ask the public to call us about police brutality. And here we have is
Officer Jenny.
Jenny: Thank you.
Tai: How are the responses on the call?
Jenny: Not a very good response.
Tai: Well, that's good.
Jenny: Huh? Oh.
Tai: Anyway, leaving the matter of police corruption.
The phones ringing stopped and Tai paused.
Tai: How's the search going for the park bandit? Like that one over there,
The camera faces a manikin wearing a track suit with no shoes.
*http://www.geocites.com/pikaflash_007/yamato_phone_number. jpg*
Jenny: Well. Its going very well with the very good responses.
Tai: Well, good luck in finding the man you want.
Jenny blushed for a while, then stopped.
Jenny: Oh. Thanks.
*
Tai walks out of his house to see a pink Biyomon tweeting on a tree.
Tai: Let me try it?
Tai whistles.
Biyomon: Are you trying ti hit on me? Fat chance!
Tai walked away at fast speed.
*
Tai was cleaning his goggles.
Tai: I never expected this moment. Yeah, it just appeared out of nowhere. When ever we hear
a member of our crew is leaving, we have to stop the show and give him a treat. Is there a
Yukito in the audience.
Yukito stood up and Tai walks up to Yukito.
Tai: I'm sorry that you have to go but the boys upstairs have put up a little something for
your rememberance.
Yukito looked up to see a video where he enters the studio with his friend. As the two walk
through the corridors, entered the auidence seats and then applauded Tai on stage and the
video ended as Yukito sees Tai holding a present.
Tai: Yukito, thank you for being in our auidence.
Yukito: Well, it didn't seem much.
Tai: Ladies and Gentlemen, Yukito!
Yukito and his friend stood up and left the studio.
*An edit later...*
Tai was at his seat.
Tai: Anyway, currently, in America, a Snorlax has caused a large traffic jam on the road to
LAX. It is said that the road is on the verge of having a car-size pothole. Izzy Izumi has
more, but that's a by the by thing. And now, our next unofficial guest is the the unknown
singer for the 4th dubbed season of Pokemon. He used to be part of the band known as the
Teenage Wolves. Lets welcome, Yamato Ishida!
*http://www.geocities.com/pikaflash_007/digi-world-preside nt.jpg*
Yamato enters the studio and sat down next to Tai.
Tai: So Matt, how's life. Starting your solo career?
Matt: Pretty good.
Tai: Here are a few questions. What is the largest amound kids have you entertained in the
past year?
Matt: I'm not sure. Around 2 million?
Tai: O...k. Here's one. How many characters have you played for?
Matt: That's one I'm not so sure about. Around a hundred?
Tai: O..k. Here's one in the left side. If your house is on fire, what would be the first
item you would take?
Matt: Well...my guitar?
Tai: Alright. And what might have cause the fire, an electrical fault? An arsonist? Any
enemies you may have that wants harm come to you?
Matt: Nope. I'm not sure.
Tai: I was just asking these questions because my uncle asked me to. He's sight challenged
at the moment.
Matt: Really?
Tai: As a bat. Alright. I also like your theme song. Its lyrics has made a small reminder of
the first Pokemon season theme song.
Matt: It does?
Tai: You want to believe? Ok, our technical crew has made a lyrical comparision between the
first part of the two songs. Here's season one.
*1st season Pokemon Theme song played*
"I want to be, the very best,
Like no one ever was!
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause."
*End song*
Tai: And here's the lyrics for season 4.
"I want to be, the very best,
Like no one ever was!
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause."
*End song*
Matt: So, your saying that we've been ripping off 4Kids' songs?
Tai: No, that's for our readers to decide. If you find a diffrence between these two lyrics,
not including echo or other words, please send them to:
Pokemon/Johto League Champions
"Spot the diffrence" Competition
Daidouji Corporation TV
Tomoeda, Tokyo, Japan.
Tai: And if a diffrence is discovered, we'll send you a prize within the course of the week
if possible. And thank Yamato Ishida for coming!
Tai shakes hands with Matt.
*
An 19th Century Izzy was seen writing on a book when lightning struck and Izzy looked out
the window. Then when he turned back to the book, only to see Tai wearing a red cape standing
in front of Izzy.
Tai: Izzy, I need help. I can't stand it anymore. I'm getting bored of this place. Get me out
of here. I hate being a vampire anymore.
Izzy: Well, there's a nice spot down south called Pallet where they need an assistant
Soccer Trainer.
Tai: Well, I'll be going there.
~
In the sunset, Tai was drinking coffee and looking at the map while sitting on the bonnet of
his car.
~
Tai takes a photo of himself wearing fake vampire fangs.
~
Tai fills up the petrol into his car.
~
Tai was fixing up a flat tire.
~
Tai is seen stranded with so many things as he is trying to hitchhike a ride as a car
stops for him.
~
At his rented place, Tai put down the stuffs he brought with him.
~
Ash and Tai were watching some people playing soccer.
Tai: Come on! Mark him! Mark him! So, wanna have a break?
Ash: Sure.
Tai blows the whistle.
Tai: Good job, TK.
Tai slaps TK's butt, with Ash giving a surprise look.
Tai: What?
Ash: We're going for a drink at the bar, want to join us?
Tai: Well, thanks for the offer but the club's generous with my transportation.
~
Tai was riding a small scooter to the bar.
~
TK, Ash and Tai picked their glasses.
Tai: Cheers. And bartender, some chips.
Bartender Izzy: Sure.
Misty and Sora entered the bar.
Ash: Hey, Sora, I would like to introduce you to my friend, Tai.
Sora: Hi Tai.
Tai: Hi, want some chips?
Sora: Sure.
Sora ate some chips.
Sora: So, you're a retired vampire?
Tai: Yeah, I gave up being a vampire.
Sora: I see.
~
Tai, Ash, TK and Izzy were at the pool table and Izzy went first.
TK: So, Tai, have you ever...you know?
Tai: Huh?
Ash: Have you lost your virginity?
Tai: No.
TK: Hey guys! Tai's still a virgin!
The other guys started laughing.
Izzy knocked all the balls into their pockets.
Izzy: I win. Now do it.
Tai: Ok.
Tai dropped his pants and started to jump around the room with the other guys laughing.
Sora and Misty were watching.
Misty: What do you think?
Sora: I don't know. I feel a special bond coming from him.
~
Tai and Ash were fishing.
Tai: Ash, its nice to see the sunshine for a change.
Ash: I know.
Tai: At last, free from being a vampire and now relax and better than ever.
Ash sweatdropped.
*
Tai was at his seat.
Tai: Now that we're at the end of the show that's fast become a series. We would like to tell
you about what's going to happen this weekend. First, at the Seaform Islands, Mr Giovanni's
Iron Monster Idiot Competition is taking place. Plus then there's the Digi-World temper
control society's "Nothing but Cheese" Night. One of the discoveries at this year's Country
Music Festival in the Digi-World was that country music is awful. And we would like to thank
the cast who don't need it.
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The camera faces Tai sitting next to Ash, Sakura, Izzy and Laguna Liore.
Tai: And thanks Laguna Liore for coming into the show. I'm sorry, Laguna, for not showing
putting because we haven't got time. But also, your sketch wasn't funny. Anyway. We would
like to say thank you and goodnight.
*Credits:*
Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum
*The baby is seen in the middle of the road.*
Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.
Runner: Hikari Yagami
*Biyomon is on a tree.*
Sketches: Ash Ketchum
*Tai is seen strangling Izzy.*
Make up: Sakura Avalon
Li and Sakura are seen with their bodies buried under the ground.
Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi
*Tai jumped onto a desk as Izzy in a knight's armor appeared in front of him.*
Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami
*Sakura is tied up to a lamppost as Tai was carrying a plate of fish.*
Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor
*Sora is wearing a Dr. What? costume.*
Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami
*
Tai was playing a fool over his comfy chair as he sits back down next to Matt.
Tai: O..k. Here's one in the left side. If your house is on fire, what would be the first
item you would take?
Matt: Well...my guitar?
Tai: Ok. Well, Matt, we have a surprise for you. As you can see, your house is on fire at
the moment.
A TV screen showing Matt's house is on fire with fire trucks trying to put out the blaze.
Tai: Its just 30 minutes to get to your house. Lets see if you are true to your words. Ready,
set, GO!
Matt started running out of the studio.
*Silly music is being played as it ended with Izzy playing the troumbone.*
*Scenes not affecting the outcome of the show have not been include. Like this one.*
Sakura and Tai were watching TV while sitting on the couch. The TV made cartoon type noices
like the spring, the drum sounds, the beating sounds, explosions, mallet smashing etc. Then
Tai faced Sakura.
Tai: What was KidsWB thinking when they did their Pokemon Advertisements?
Sakura and Tai continued watching TV while drinking their drinks.
*End of Fic*
watching from the ground when suddenly, the a message from the plane was heard.
*Transmitter: Opening title to Taichi, we have a problem.*
Tai took a mike.
Tai: I'll be up in a jiffy!
Tai, Ash and Sakura ran into a plane and they quickly took off with the Plane's name
TC-Eraser01.
*
The Glass House: Episode 2
By PikaFlash
Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and other goods belong to their
respective owners.
* indicates end of sketch
~ indicates end of scene of sketch
Starring: Taichi Yagami, Ash Ketchum, Sakura Avalon, Izzy Izumi, TK Takaishi,
Sora Takenouchi, Misty Waters and Li Syaoran .
Tai note: we have decide to shorten the series episodes, considering the fact that the
longer we take in an episode, the longer it takes for someone to wait for the next episode.
Opening Theme: TK is seen jumping off a diving board, Sakura is seen kicking a large chess
piece, Tai was seen on the TV trying to climb a giant beanstalk, as it moves to see Sora
dressed as Tai interviewing Tai dressed as Sora. Izzy is seen driving a farm tractor on two
wheels, Kero is sitting in his Kero's corner chair looking at the camera. Then a piece of
paper is seen flying and the camera faces Tai with a Super Saiyan hair style. Izzy jumps out
of a potted plant as a pizza pan was pulled away at fast speed Then Tai is seen sitting on
his comfy chair on a TV screen, with the camera facing Tai and Ash on stage with a vase on a
table, followed by a TV falling on the vase, breaking it. Then Sora is seen serving the tennis
ball three times, followed by a box of clothes detergent. Followed by Sora serving the tennis
ball three times again, only to be followed with a box with the words soap on the outside. A
car-testing car crashes into a wall. Sora is seen cleaning some speakers. Tai hits the floor
with a hammer, Taichi's blue clay guy is seen smoking a cigar, Izzy's face is then seen on a
TV screen with the words FOX news in the background, President Ken is seen doing an early
morning jog on TV. Tai was seen dancing on TV, as the camera moves to Tai sitting on his
couch interviewing a ghost. Sora is seen using a large vaccum cleaner pulling a large
ball inside, followed by Tai walking in the beach, knocking over a kid's sandcastle.
Then from a camera, Tai walks through the door into the studio...
*
Voice-over: And here he is now! And now, the man who makes women weak at the knees
with the help small hammer from behind - Toichius Yummy!
Tai enters into the Studio, pass the props, as he stops in front of the stage door next to
Izzy carrying a piglet. Tai took the piglet and waited for his cue, only to remember that
he's holding a piglet. Tai angrilly returned the piglet and enters the studio, only to walk to
another stage door and closes it. Then Tai walks to his usual seat, sat down and drank his
drink from a medieval cup and wipes his mouth with a medieval napkin.
Tai: Welcome to my show. As you can see, I'm planning on saying that my mother is
recommending this show, but sadly, she's ill and she can't legally endorse products related
to Digimon. By the time you all see this, it will be the day when Card Captor Sakura became
famous. Yep.
A picture of Eriol on the left and Clow Reed on the right appeared.
Tai: Now as you can see, on the left, which is your right, is Eriol, while the man on the
right, which is your left, is Clow Reed. Wait. My right is your left?
Tai points to the picture of Eriol.
Tai: This is Eriol.
Tai points onto the picture of Clow Reed.
Tai: And this is Clow Reed.
Tai walks back to his seat.
Tai: And tonight, we were planning on doing a tribute to Clow Reed, but the higher-ups told
me that its too politically wrong and expensive, so we decided to scrap it. Sorry TK.
Near the entrance, TK was dressed in a green Chinese costume and 52 cast members were dressed
as each of the Clow Cards were groaning.
Tai: Yeah, yeah. I know.
*
In an area where many cars and broken broomsticks were piled up, a orange-red haired Tai was
looking around while standing next to the sign saying, "Ron Weasley Valet Parking."
*
Tai: You know what time is it now? Its time to pile up on Clow Reed! Everyone go!
Tai ran into the back stage, followed by Ash, Sakura and a few crew members.
Near a vending machine, Clow Reed just took out a packet of chips, when the whole group
piled up onto Clow Reed.
Tai: Great, everyone off!
All the characters ran off and Tai took Clow Reed's packet of chips.
*
A Chinese Lion dance was taking place in the studio as the lion danced next to Tai holding
his checkboard while planning his next sketch. The lion dance jumped back onto the stage as
the back legs slipped onto the floor and the music stops. And Li and Sakura put the lion onto
the floor.
~Act 14: Traditional Chinese Lion Dance~
Tai: I say, what was that?
Li: A traditional Chinese Lion Dance.
Tai: Well, your costume sucks and that dance was terrible, so no points for you. And that
can only be done if we had that computer animation.
Li and Sakura walks out of the studio.
-
Tai: Anyway, our next guest is a comedian who's created a CD.
Tai showed the side of the CD to the camera in front of him.
Tai: And here she comes! Sora Takenouchi
Sora ran in from the studio doors and stood in front of the main camera.
Sora: Hi. I couldn't come because I was in a crisis. I couldn't decide what to wear. I had
to choose between the leather shoes or the lace shoes, so I comptomised, by wearing one of
each!
Sora pointed to her feet with two diffrent shoes.
Sora: Last night, I had dinner with my boyfiend...at a table-top dancing club. By the way,
I saw you there Tai.
The camera faces Tai, writing something in a notebook.
Tai: Huh?
Sora: You were at the table top dancing club last night.
Tai: Sora, we paid you US$300 just to distract the auidences while I plan the next sketch. So
don't include me in the next joke.
Sora: Oh, sorry, love. Anywa...
Tai: And a comedy tip, Sora, try not to make the backdrop at a table-top place as the joke
will be over too soon.
Sora: Alright. Ok...
Sora had tears in her eyes.
Sora: WAHHH!!!
Sora ran back into the backstage.
Tai: Thank you very much, Sora Takenouchi!
*
At a dinner, Ash, Misty, Sakura and Li were eating dinner.
Ash: Well, I'm going to get the wine from the basement. Which one do you want?
Misty: The 1956 one.
As Ash gets up and walks to the basement.
Misty: Ash, be careful.
Ash stops.
Ash: Don't worry, I'm fine.
Ash walks to the basement door and enters the basement. As Ash walks down some steps, Ash
felt as if he's he's being pulled up the stairs. As Ash reached the floor, he looked at the
shelf of wine bottles as he could not find the one he wants. Then Ash walks to the ladder on
the wall oppersite to the wine cupboard and tries to pull it, but it wouldn't budge. Then,
Ash climbed onto the ladder and ended up under it. Then Ash climbed the ladder to try to
reach one of the wine bottles, but he was too far away. Then Ash layed on the floor and
picked himself up and moved the latter from the wall to the wine cupboard. Then as Ash was
about to reach the latter, suddenly he feels like he was being pulled back and Ash ran for
the ladder and grabbed it, only to have both feet flying over the floor. Then Ash dropped from
the ladder and landed onto the wall! Ash stood up and looked at the wine cupboard, when a
wine bottle dropped into Ash's hands and Ash caught it, only for it to roll onto the wall.
Ash picked up the bottle and walks from the wall onto the floor. Then Ash stopped and took a
good look at the bottle and walks up the stairs.
Ash walks out of the basement door.
Ash: Alright, I got it.
Misty looks at the bottle.
Misty: That's the 1965 one.
All four characters shake their heads and looked at the wine bottle.
*
Then, at a desk, Li and Sakura were looking and laughing with the auidence as Li was
shuffling his papers in front of him as Li and Sakura face each other.
*
Tai: And the winner for the worst advertisement award goes to this one.
For half a second, an advertisement was seen.
Tai: Now that's exciting.
-
Tai faces another camera.
Tai: Now, what is inconsideration? We had Misty Waters to take a baby Togepi and leave him in
the middle of the road.
~
Misty was seen on camera as she runs to the boundry in the middle of the road and placed the
covers over the baby Togepi and Misty ran back across the road and leave the baby Togepi
there.
*Tai: As you can see, no one stopped and pick him up.*
A few cars drive past the baby Togepi's spot.
~
Tai: Now wasn't that incosiderate.
Misty was sitting on the couch next to Tai.
Misty: That's right.
Tai: Any news about the baby?
Misty: Nope, its still at that junction.
Tai: Alright.
*
Sakura, Izzy, Tai and Ash were walking through the factory wearing very tall wizard hats.
Izzy: I want to know what caused these accidents!
Tai: Its the safety procedures we must change.
Sakura: But it will not be helpful for the workers.
Ash: But its better than losing a worker who contributes to this factory.
Izzy: Its just that we must look into the matter of safety.
Tai: The budget is telling us to give us more safety procedures.
Ash: And it will increase productivity.
Sakura: And more efficency.
Izzy: I will look into it. I will not be taken in for a fool for these investigations!
The group walks away.
*
Impmon was running down a busy street, as he was in a hurry as he enters a building with
the numbers "333" on the outside.
*
Tai was in front of police officers picking up and putting down the phones.
Tai: Earlier, we ask the public to call us about police brutality. And here we have is
Officer Jenny.
Jenny: Thank you.
Tai: How are the responses on the call?
Jenny: Not a very good response.
Tai: Well, that's good.
Jenny: Huh? Oh.
Tai: Anyway, leaving the matter of police corruption.
The phones ringing stopped and Tai paused.
Tai: How's the search going for the park bandit? Like that one over there,
The camera faces a manikin wearing a track suit with no shoes.
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Jenny: Well. Its going very well with the very good responses.
Tai: Well, good luck in finding the man you want.
Jenny blushed for a while, then stopped.
Jenny: Oh. Thanks.
*
Tai walks out of his house to see a pink Biyomon tweeting on a tree.
Tai: Let me try it?
Tai whistles.
Biyomon: Are you trying ti hit on me? Fat chance!
Tai walked away at fast speed.
*
Tai was cleaning his goggles.
Tai: I never expected this moment. Yeah, it just appeared out of nowhere. When ever we hear
a member of our crew is leaving, we have to stop the show and give him a treat. Is there a
Yukito in the audience.
Yukito stood up and Tai walks up to Yukito.
Tai: I'm sorry that you have to go but the boys upstairs have put up a little something for
your rememberance.
Yukito looked up to see a video where he enters the studio with his friend. As the two walk
through the corridors, entered the auidence seats and then applauded Tai on stage and the
video ended as Yukito sees Tai holding a present.
Tai: Yukito, thank you for being in our auidence.
Yukito: Well, it didn't seem much.
Tai: Ladies and Gentlemen, Yukito!
Yukito and his friend stood up and left the studio.
*An edit later...*
Tai was at his seat.
Tai: Anyway, currently, in America, a Snorlax has caused a large traffic jam on the road to
LAX. It is said that the road is on the verge of having a car-size pothole. Izzy Izumi has
more, but that's a by the by thing. And now, our next unofficial guest is the the unknown
singer for the 4th dubbed season of Pokemon. He used to be part of the band known as the
Teenage Wolves. Lets welcome, Yamato Ishida!
*http://www.geocities.com/pikaflash_007/digi-world-preside nt.jpg*
Yamato enters the studio and sat down next to Tai.
Tai: So Matt, how's life. Starting your solo career?
Matt: Pretty good.
Tai: Here are a few questions. What is the largest amound kids have you entertained in the
past year?
Matt: I'm not sure. Around 2 million?
Tai: O...k. Here's one. How many characters have you played for?
Matt: That's one I'm not so sure about. Around a hundred?
Tai: O..k. Here's one in the left side. If your house is on fire, what would be the first
item you would take?
Matt: Well...my guitar?
Tai: Alright. And what might have cause the fire, an electrical fault? An arsonist? Any
enemies you may have that wants harm come to you?
Matt: Nope. I'm not sure.
Tai: I was just asking these questions because my uncle asked me to. He's sight challenged
at the moment.
Matt: Really?
Tai: As a bat. Alright. I also like your theme song. Its lyrics has made a small reminder of
the first Pokemon season theme song.
Matt: It does?
Tai: You want to believe? Ok, our technical crew has made a lyrical comparision between the
first part of the two songs. Here's season one.
*1st season Pokemon Theme song played*
"I want to be, the very best,
Like no one ever was!
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause."
*End song*
Tai: And here's the lyrics for season 4.
"I want to be, the very best,
Like no one ever was!
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause."
*End song*
Matt: So, your saying that we've been ripping off 4Kids' songs?
Tai: No, that's for our readers to decide. If you find a diffrence between these two lyrics,
not including echo or other words, please send them to:
Pokemon/Johto League Champions
"Spot the diffrence" Competition
Daidouji Corporation TV
Tomoeda, Tokyo, Japan.
Tai: And if a diffrence is discovered, we'll send you a prize within the course of the week
if possible. And thank Yamato Ishida for coming!
Tai shakes hands with Matt.
*
An 19th Century Izzy was seen writing on a book when lightning struck and Izzy looked out
the window. Then when he turned back to the book, only to see Tai wearing a red cape standing
in front of Izzy.
Tai: Izzy, I need help. I can't stand it anymore. I'm getting bored of this place. Get me out
of here. I hate being a vampire anymore.
Izzy: Well, there's a nice spot down south called Pallet where they need an assistant
Soccer Trainer.
Tai: Well, I'll be going there.
~
In the sunset, Tai was drinking coffee and looking at the map while sitting on the bonnet of
his car.
~
Tai takes a photo of himself wearing fake vampire fangs.
~
Tai fills up the petrol into his car.
~
Tai was fixing up a flat tire.
~
Tai is seen stranded with so many things as he is trying to hitchhike a ride as a car
stops for him.
~
At his rented place, Tai put down the stuffs he brought with him.
~
Ash and Tai were watching some people playing soccer.
Tai: Come on! Mark him! Mark him! So, wanna have a break?
Ash: Sure.
Tai blows the whistle.
Tai: Good job, TK.
Tai slaps TK's butt, with Ash giving a surprise look.
Tai: What?
Ash: We're going for a drink at the bar, want to join us?
Tai: Well, thanks for the offer but the club's generous with my transportation.
~
Tai was riding a small scooter to the bar.
~
TK, Ash and Tai picked their glasses.
Tai: Cheers. And bartender, some chips.
Bartender Izzy: Sure.
Misty and Sora entered the bar.
Ash: Hey, Sora, I would like to introduce you to my friend, Tai.
Sora: Hi Tai.
Tai: Hi, want some chips?
Sora: Sure.
Sora ate some chips.
Sora: So, you're a retired vampire?
Tai: Yeah, I gave up being a vampire.
Sora: I see.
~
Tai, Ash, TK and Izzy were at the pool table and Izzy went first.
TK: So, Tai, have you ever...you know?
Tai: Huh?
Ash: Have you lost your virginity?
Tai: No.
TK: Hey guys! Tai's still a virgin!
The other guys started laughing.
Izzy knocked all the balls into their pockets.
Izzy: I win. Now do it.
Tai: Ok.
Tai dropped his pants and started to jump around the room with the other guys laughing.
Sora and Misty were watching.
Misty: What do you think?
Sora: I don't know. I feel a special bond coming from him.
~
Tai and Ash were fishing.
Tai: Ash, its nice to see the sunshine for a change.
Ash: I know.
Tai: At last, free from being a vampire and now relax and better than ever.
Ash sweatdropped.
*
Tai was at his seat.
Tai: Now that we're at the end of the show that's fast become a series. We would like to tell
you about what's going to happen this weekend. First, at the Seaform Islands, Mr Giovanni's
Iron Monster Idiot Competition is taking place. Plus then there's the Digi-World temper
control society's "Nothing but Cheese" Night. One of the discoveries at this year's Country
Music Festival in the Digi-World was that country music is awful. And we would like to thank
the cast who don't need it.
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The camera faces Tai sitting next to Ash, Sakura, Izzy and Laguna Liore.
Tai: And thanks Laguna Liore for coming into the show. I'm sorry, Laguna, for not showing
putting because we haven't got time. But also, your sketch wasn't funny. Anyway. We would
like to say thank you and goodnight.
*Credits:*
Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum
*The baby is seen in the middle of the road.*
Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.
Runner: Hikari Yagami
*Biyomon is on a tree.*
Sketches: Ash Ketchum
*Tai is seen strangling Izzy.*
Make up: Sakura Avalon
Li and Sakura are seen with their bodies buried under the ground.
Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi
*Tai jumped onto a desk as Izzy in a knight's armor appeared in front of him.*
Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami
*Sakura is tied up to a lamppost as Tai was carrying a plate of fish.*
Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor
*Sora is wearing a Dr. What? costume.*
Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami
*
Tai was playing a fool over his comfy chair as he sits back down next to Matt.
Tai: O..k. Here's one in the left side. If your house is on fire, what would be the first
item you would take?
Matt: Well...my guitar?
Tai: Ok. Well, Matt, we have a surprise for you. As you can see, your house is on fire at
the moment.
A TV screen showing Matt's house is on fire with fire trucks trying to put out the blaze.
Tai: Its just 30 minutes to get to your house. Lets see if you are true to your words. Ready,
set, GO!
Matt started running out of the studio.
*Silly music is being played as it ended with Izzy playing the troumbone.*
*Scenes not affecting the outcome of the show have not been include. Like this one.*
Sakura and Tai were watching TV while sitting on the couch. The TV made cartoon type noices
like the spring, the drum sounds, the beating sounds, explosions, mallet smashing etc. Then
Tai faced Sakura.
Tai: What was KidsWB thinking when they did their Pokemon Advertisements?
Sakura and Tai continued watching TV while drinking their drinks.
*End of Fic*