Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ The Glass House ❯ Episode 1 ( Chapter 1 )
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By: PikaFlash 
This episode involves Harry Potter, Fish and the beginning of a new series.
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.09.2002 | Updated On: 05.09.2002 | Pages: 9 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 474 | Status: Completed
This episode involves Harry Potter, Fish and the beginning of a new series.
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.09.2002 | Updated On: 05.09.2002 | Pages: 9 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 474 | Status: Completed
Tai's Narration: Ahhh, fanfiction. A fan's dream for making his version of a show he likes.
The kind of fanfics we would like to see. Fanfiction lasted ever since people wanted to
create a scene of their own for their own pleasure. Some fanfics are popular, like...
*Pokemon Master by Ace Sanchaz (1999-2002)
King Primeape (1999)
Pokemon Centre (1999)
Tai's narration: If these computers they got can type, they'll be famous Authors of fanfiction
even before words could come out of our mouth. Some fanfics are not so popular. Like...
MSTs by anyone who reads an author's work. (?)
Iron Smear Gas by some nobody. (?)
Tai's narration: And the not-so-famous. Got what they really wanted. Empty buildings.
Give me a car by someone who needs a car. (?)
Tai's narration: Someone once used this computer to try to entertain readers of fanfiction
by using a cyanide tube through computer screen.
A crazy looking guy was seen on camera.
Tai's narration: And that guy was placed safely behind bars. And with that place where we
sometime write bits of The Glass House.
*
The Glass House: Episode 1
By PikaFlash
Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and other goods belong to their
respective owners.
* inficares end of sketch
~ indicates end of scene in a sketch
*These Fanfic titles mentioned really exist and they do belong to their respective owners
mentioned.
Starring: Taichi Yagami, Ash Ketchum, Sakura Avalon, Izzy Izumi, TK Takaishi,
Sora Takenouchi.
Tai note: we have decide to shorten the series episodes, considering the fact that the
longer we take in an episode, the longer it takes for someone to wait for the next episode.
Opening Theme: TK is seen jumping off a diving board, Sakura is seen kicking a large chess
piece, Tai was seen on the TV trying to climb a giant beanstalk, as it moves to see Sora
dressed as Tai interviewing Tai dressed as Sora. Izzy is seen driving a farm tractor on two
wheels, Kero is sitting in his Kero's corner chair looking at the camera. Then a piece of
paper is seen flying and the camera faces Tai with a Super Saiyan hair style. Izzy jumps out
of a potted plant as a pizza pan was pulled away at fast speed Then Tai is seen sitting on
his comfy chair on a TV screen, with the camera facing Tai and Ash on stage with a vase on a
table, followed by a TV falling on the vase, breaking it. Then Sora is seen serving the tennis
ball three times, followed by a box of clothes detergent. Followed by Sora serving the tennis
ball three times again, only to be followed with a box with the words soap on the outside. A
car-testing car crashes into a wall. Sora is seen cleaning some speakers. Tai hits the floor
with a hammer, Taichi's blue clay guy is seen smoking a cigar, Izzy's face is then seen on a
TV screen with the words FOX news in the background, President Ken is seen doing an early
morning jog on TV. Tai was seen dancing on TV, as the camera moves to Tai sitting on his
couch interviewing a ghost. Sora is seen using a large vaccum cleaner pulling a large
ball inside, followed by Tai walking in the beach, knocking over a kid's sandcastle.
Then from a camera, Tai walks through the door into the studio...
*
Voice-over: And here he is now! Taichi Yagami!
Tai enters into the Studio, pass the props, as he stops in front of Izzy. Izzy uses
a brush to clean off dust off Tai's right jacket sleeve. Then as Izzy brushes of Tai's left
jacket sleeve, the brush pulled the sleeve off the jacket. Tai angrilly takes the sleeve a
puts the sleeve back on his jacket and enters the studio and runs to the camera and dances
for a while and walks towards the front chair.
Tai sits on the chair and drinks a cold milkshake, only to get a short moment of brain freeze.
Then Tai puts the drink down.
Tai: Welcome to my show. Yeah yeah, so maybe its called the Glass House and its money comes
from Madison, but its still my show. Anyway, welcome to season 3 of the series which
involves PikaFlash's World, but I took over it. I originally planned to name the show "Three
Yellow Cute Stuffed Toys, two Monster Tamers and a Cardcaptor", but Madison paid me to keep
the Glass House title. Her critism does involve comercial companies. Plus, lets not forget
about the cast.
The camera faces Ash, Izzy and Sakura watching the small TV which connects to the camera.
Then the camera returns to Tai.
Tai: Anyway, our next point is that the first sketch of this season involves a town crier as
suggested by Izzy, but I told him not to mess with the credits. But the point is that I was
drunk anD I had a few personal problems. Anyway, on to the sketch.
Tai faces right. Then faces the camera.
Tai: That was a cue.
*
Izzy was seen dressed as the town crier in an English town.
Izzy: Hear ye, hear ye!
A rip was heard.
Izzy: Hear ye, hear ye!
Another rip was heard.
Izzy: Hear ye, hear ye!
One more rip was heard.
Izzy looked at his back to find three toy arrows stuck on his back.
Izzy: Hear ye! Hear ye!
Izzy dropped his bell and started running around in circles, and finally he landed on the
floor.
Then a truck drives by with Matt at the back holding a bow.
*
Tai was standing in front of a factory saluting.
Narrator: Tai is a worker for Hasbro. He manages the makers of making Pokemon toys.
Ash and Sakura walk by carrying toy Pokeballs.
Narrator: Tai's job is to make sure that everything has reached Hasbro's standards and
demands.
Tai *american accent*: We must make sure that everything is in a-ok condition!
Narrator: It takes 2 days to make the goods that sometimes, due to high demand, the workers
will have to work overtime on weekends without pay.
Tai's head hits a switch as Ash was carrying a box of Pokemon goods.
Narrator: Tai himself personally check each and every Pokemon merchandise.
Tai's voice: Let no PokeBall be smaller than a tennis ball, no bigger than a beach ball. Each
PokeDEX must be the size of a gameboy and let no Pokemon be the size of Snorlax.
Narrator: The goods get packed up, with Tai driving the goods to the Airport to be exported
to places where the residents hate Pokemon.
Many people were seen burning Pokemon goods on TV, as Tai was watching the events.
Tai *american accent*: HE! Our merchandise is on TV!!!
Ash and Sakura ran into the room.
Narrator: Tai, the firm with the best employee that Hasbro ever got.
*
TK was in front of the camera wearing a red cape.
TK: When I was caught, my brother stripped me to my underwear and left me in the rain. The
cold and harsh rain.
~Act 1: Young DigiDestined of Hope losing hope~
Tai is in front of the camera on his comfy chair.
Tai: That was a good one. I'll give you 76 points.
TK walks away.
-
Tai: With the school holidays coming up, this Anime expo is coming up. Its called DigiPo, or
Digimon Expo. Our first guest for the season is a representative of DigiPo, Tracey Sketchit.
Tracey is on a chair next to Tai.
Tracey: Thanks. I'm here to discuss...
A red light is pointing at Tracey's stomach.
Tracey: Huh?
Tai: Would you stop that?
The red light disappeared
Tai: Thanks.
Tracey: Back to business...
The small red light returned as it was pointing at Tracey's head.
Tai: Would you quit it? Let him finish.
The light disappeared.
Tai: Thanks.
Tracey: At the DigiPo, we're going to promote Digimon novelties.
The red light returned and as it aims at Tracey's right chest, a shot was fired and the bullet
hits Tracey's right chest.
Tai: I told you to stop that, Brock!
Brock was in the audience holding a sniper rifle with a laser pointer.
Brock: Sorry.
Brock returned to his seat.
*
In an old fashioned movie.
Narrator: Anime is now becoming popular in Japan, with fanfiction toping the charts in
the reading market. Unemployment is a less concern. Today is the day where we have a
holiday...
A picture of President Ken appeared.
Narrator: Or maybe throw fruits at him.
*
Tai and Sora leaves an office building and entered a red car.
Tai: So, Sora, how's the new car?
Sora: Well, we got the keys, but Izzy wasn't happy about me taking his place in the company.
Tai: I'll treat him a drink later on.
Sora: I know. But be sure it will be worth every cent.
Tai and Sora did not notice in the window's reflection, Izzy was seen standing on top of the
building.
Tai: But I'm sure it was only a nightmare to Izzy.
Sora: Lets hope its over.
In the window's reflection, Izzy jumps off the building.
Tai: Lets go.
Sora drives off in the red car.
*
At a restraunt nearby, Li and Sakura were at a table being served by Ash.
Ash: And here's your drink, sir. And miss, this must be yours.
Ash placed a fork, knife, a napkin and a plate of fish on the table.
Sakura: I didn't order that. I ordered gin and tonic.
Ash: I must have heard wrong.
Ash picked up the fish, knife, fork and napkin.
*
Then, at a desk, Li and Sakura were laughing and looking at the auidence as Li was shuffling
his papers in front of him as Li and Sakura face each other.
*
Back at the studio, Tai was on his comfy chair.
Tai: Now, we would like to have a brief moment about the worst dressed people. From TV stars
to Movie stars to singers. Now here at the Glass House, we have our own awards. And the person
for being the worst dressed person was seen in WB news, Meowth. Here he is now.
http://www.geocities.com/pikaflash_007/Meowth1.jpg
T ai: Now, what was he thinking?
-
Misty is seen slapping Ash as she walks into the studio, passing Tai on his chair in the
background.
Ash: What?!
-
Tai: Anyway, we would like to talk about courtesy, which involves opening doors to other
people. Look at this.
-
Izzy was seen following Li to the door and as Li opens the door and leaves it open, Izzy
walks through the door and both walk away.
*Tai: The distance between these two men is around 4.5 metres or for people who use the
imperial system, around 5 yards. We could tell by the grey carpet before the door has the
same distance. If people walks on the grey carpet, the door will be left open. Next, women.*
Sora was walking a distance behind Sakura who was walking towards the door, and Sakura opens
the door for Sora even before Sora could step on the grey carpet.
*Tai: This shows that between women and women, the distance has increased.*
Sora walks to the door, opens it and closes it, but further behind, Li was seen running
to the door and walking through it.
*Tai: Sometimes if a man does not touch the grey carpet and a woman is at the door, the
man walking to the door will skip a few steps onto the grey carpet and walks through the door.
This shows that attractiveness counts*
Li walks through the door from the outside, only to leave it open for Izzy to walk in.
*Tai: Attractiveness doesn't matter it there's such thing as phantom courtesy.*
Sakura is seen following Sora, as Sora exits at the same time as Sakura, Sakura keeps the
door open as she sees Li walking towards the door from a distance, only to see Li shaking
hands with Izzy nearby. Sakura quickly closes the door and leaves.
*Tai: The attractiveness can increse the distance of courtesy, but this increased courtesy
might add an increased embarassment to you. We have a chart that shows the relationship
between attractiveness and distance on this web address below:*
http://www.geocities.com/pikaflash_007/men_women_graph.jpg
*Don't read on unless you have seen the graph to get the joke.*
*Tai: As you can see, women like Sakura Kinomoto are more attractive as their part of the
graph over shoots the chart up to 2 Kilometres or 1.2 miles. As for the men like Li Syaoran,
they would need to travel at the speed of sound only to find that the door is locked from the
other side.*
*Taichi's Blue Clay Guy Episode 1: The Digi-Destined Menace*
A blue clay guy walks into the screen and dances around for a while. Then stops, when the two
eyes on his head fell out onto the floor.
Credits:
Maker of Blue Clay: Taichi Yagami
*The End*
Sakura walks into the Flying Broom repair shop with Tai at the counter.
Sakura: Excuse me, I want a special grip for a Nimbus 2000.
Tai: Sure.
Tai walks into the storeroom and after a while of finding things in the backroom, Tai walks
out of the storeroom with a fish on a plate and puts it on the counter in front of Sakura.
*
Nurse Joy was in the streets, holding some pamplet of the new Pokemon Centre when Izzy walks
to Joy and looks at the paper. Then Izzy started to get angry.
Izzy then started speaking in French as he swings the paper around, then he takes out a
lighter and burns the pamplet and stamps on the pamplet and walks away angrilly, still
speaking French.
*
Izzy was playing the xylophone with the first part of the James Bond theme. Then Izzy points
towards Tai.
*
Tai was at his chair.
Tai: Let us give a moment about Sephiroth, a great fighter and script writer. Nope, can't
think anything about him.
~Flashback:~
Interviewer: So, Mr. Voldemort, we're going to keep you here to voice your opinions.
~End Flashback~
Tai: And in this studio at the moment is Voldemort's human counterpart, Quirrel.
Quirrel: Thanks, Tai.
Tai: You had a nice tour around the place. Even the window you jumped out of to escape
Dumbledore.
Quirrel: Yes. Your place was kind enough to let me voice my opinions and I was very lucky.
Tai: Well, not so lucky this time, my dear Quirrel. Because at the moment, Dumbledore and
two wizards from the Ministry of Magic have a large parchment for your capture.
Quirrel: What? Oh no!
Dumbledore and two wizards entered the studio and Quirrel started running as Dumbledore and
the wizards started chasing Quirrel.
Quirrel: I'll get you for this, you bastard muggle! I'm really going to get you, bastard
muggle!
Quirrel ran out of the studio, followed by Dumbledore and the two wizards.
*
*The Glass Drama*
Defending Lawyer "Cody"
Starring, Written, Produced and Directed by Iori "C." Hida.
-
Cody, wearing horrible makeup and Ash, in a lawyer's suit, were walking out of a door and
turned left around a corner.
Cody: So, Ash, what do you think?
Ash: I don't know, Cody. I mean, its a long shot.
Cody and Ash made another left turn around a corner, only to bump into Izzy.
Izzy: CODY! I want a word with you.
Cody and Izzy continued walking.
Cody: But Izzy, the plan is to make sure that the defendent is innocent.
Izzy: That's the whole idea in this lawyer business.
Cody and Izzy made a left turn.
Izzy: The fact that we're doing it for the money is one thing.
Cody: But the people deserve the truth.
Cody and Izzy made another left turn.
Izzy: How can you say that? Do you know how much money we'll make if we do this?
Cody: But as a defending lawyer, I have my limits.
Officer Jenny walks past Cody.
Jenny: Hi Cody.
Cody: Hi Jenny. Look, Izzy, we have to prove people's innocence. I mean there's the saying
proven innocent until guilty?
Izzy and Cody continued to make another left turn.
Izzy: As a theory, defending this person and getting our pay are two diffrent things.
Cody: You never change Izzy. I want the truth.
The two made one more left turn and ended up in front of Ash, waiting, as the two lawyers
stopped.
Izzy: You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!
Cody: Well, I'm going to settle this in court!
Cody enters the janator's closet and crashes into some broom and mops.
-The Globe spins*
Judge Sakura was sitting in the judge's chair.
Sakura: Any words for the defendent, Cody?
Cody: Nope, but I would like to say that I am willing to win this case.
Outside the courtroom, Izzy was watching the case when a purple haired girl bumped into him.
Izzy: Watch it, Yolei!
Yolei: Sorry, Mr. Izumi, I was delievering some evidence for Cody's case.
Izzy: I do not care about his case or his defendent.
Cody appeared behind Izzy from the courtroom door.
Cody: Is that so?
Cody punched the air above Izzy and Izzy landed onto the floor with blood dripping out of his
mouth.
Izzy: How dare you, Cody! You're never going to do law in this city again!
Cody: I don't do law, I show it!
Cody picks Izzy up, but Izzy punched the air above Cody and it knocked him down.
Cody: How could you! YAAAA!!!
Cody jumps on a chair and crashes into the wall. Then, both Cody and Izzy were doing fake
kung fu moves which seem to connect to each other even without touching the other person.
Then Izzy pinned Cody down onto the floor.
Sakura exits the courtroom and watches the fight.
Sakura: Mr. Izzy! What is going on here?! I want all of you to be in my courtroom!
-The Globe spins again-
Cody, Ash, Jenny and Yolei exited Judge Sakura's office.
Cody: Looks like all of us got promoted. For I'm a senior defence attorney.
Yolei: And me as a Senior Lawyer's secratary.
Ash: You're looking at the newest Judge in the block.
Jenny: And I am a petition reader.
Cody: Well Officer Jenny, under the watchful eyes of Justice, all of us got promoted. Well,
almost all of us.
Izzy was seen moping the floor wearing a janator's outfit.
Then the camera faces Cody.
Cody: STAT! Oh, sorry.
Defending Lawyer "Cody"
*
Tai was looking up at the auidence.
Tai: The point is that if we get more people, we'll have a much more larger auidence.
Tai sees the camera.
Tai: Oh, welcome back. I was just interacting with the auidence where we were suggesting on
how to increase ratings, like going into a relationship. Let us go up onto the seats like
this guy here.
Tai sits next to a man with closed eyes looking up at the tv screen above.
Tai: Excuse me, are you in a relationship?
Man: I'm on TV!
Tai: That's right. Its my show. Who are you?
Man: The name's Zachery.
Tai: Ok, Zachery. Are you in a relationship?
Zachery pats Tai's shoulder like drums and messed with Tai's hair.
Tai: Zachery.
Zachery: I'm on TV!
Tai: That's it.
Tai faces the camera.
Tai: Zachery!
Zachery suddenly looked shocked.
Zachery: Yes?
Tai: Are you listening to me? Are you in a relationship? *pauses* Or in an institution?
Zachery: He's talking to me!
Tai: I know. Its my show.
Zachery continued playing with Tai's hair, then he messed with Tai's goggles.
Tai: Now I know why my ratings are low.
*
Sakura and a few characters were in an operating theater working on a Digimon.
Sakura: His tempreture is lowering.
Izzy: What should I do?
Sakura: Pass me the tweezers.
Izzy hands Sakura a fish.
*
Tai: Now its time for the end of the show. I keep telling them but they wouldn't stop.
Anyway, the group to take us off for the first episode is from the phone I heard when I was
calling the Internet company which I connect to called KNS and here they are!
Sakura, TK, Izzy were standing in front of some microphones and Ash, Yolei, Li and Sora
were on stage playing the instruments with Ash with the saxaphone, Yolei at the keyboard, Li
with the guitar, Sora with the bass, Izzy with another guitar, TK with sunglasses and Sakura
dancing.
Izzy: This is KNS internet company, where we will offer you generous rewards.
TK: Our operators will be with you shortly.
Izzy: KNS internet company offers a wide range good policies which can ensure fast internet
connection.
TK: Your call is important to us.
Izzy: KNS internet company has the fastest internet connecton that gurantees you a
safe and fast internet connection.
TK: Thank's for waiting.
Sakura: Hi, this is Sakura from KNS!
*Credits:*
Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum
Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.
Runner: Hikari Yagami
Sketches: Ash Ketchum
Make up: Sakura Avalon
Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi
Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami
Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor
Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami
*
Kero was sitting on his chair in his segment Kero's corner, facing the camera doing nothing.
*End of Fic*
The kind of fanfics we would like to see. Fanfiction lasted ever since people wanted to
create a scene of their own for their own pleasure. Some fanfics are popular, like...
*Pokemon Master by Ace Sanchaz (1999-2002)
King Primeape (1999)
Pokemon Centre (1999)
Tai's narration: If these computers they got can type, they'll be famous Authors of fanfiction
even before words could come out of our mouth. Some fanfics are not so popular. Like...
MSTs by anyone who reads an author's work. (?)
Iron Smear Gas by some nobody. (?)
Tai's narration: And the not-so-famous. Got what they really wanted. Empty buildings.
Give me a car by someone who needs a car. (?)
Tai's narration: Someone once used this computer to try to entertain readers of fanfiction
by using a cyanide tube through computer screen.
A crazy looking guy was seen on camera.
Tai's narration: And that guy was placed safely behind bars. And with that place where we
sometime write bits of The Glass House.
*
The Glass House: Episode 1
By PikaFlash
Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and other goods belong to their
respective owners.
* inficares end of sketch
~ indicates end of scene in a sketch
*These Fanfic titles mentioned really exist and they do belong to their respective owners
mentioned.
Starring: Taichi Yagami, Ash Ketchum, Sakura Avalon, Izzy Izumi, TK Takaishi,
Sora Takenouchi.
Tai note: we have decide to shorten the series episodes, considering the fact that the
longer we take in an episode, the longer it takes for someone to wait for the next episode.
Opening Theme: TK is seen jumping off a diving board, Sakura is seen kicking a large chess
piece, Tai was seen on the TV trying to climb a giant beanstalk, as it moves to see Sora
dressed as Tai interviewing Tai dressed as Sora. Izzy is seen driving a farm tractor on two
wheels, Kero is sitting in his Kero's corner chair looking at the camera. Then a piece of
paper is seen flying and the camera faces Tai with a Super Saiyan hair style. Izzy jumps out
of a potted plant as a pizza pan was pulled away at fast speed Then Tai is seen sitting on
his comfy chair on a TV screen, with the camera facing Tai and Ash on stage with a vase on a
table, followed by a TV falling on the vase, breaking it. Then Sora is seen serving the tennis
ball three times, followed by a box of clothes detergent. Followed by Sora serving the tennis
ball three times again, only to be followed with a box with the words soap on the outside. A
car-testing car crashes into a wall. Sora is seen cleaning some speakers. Tai hits the floor
with a hammer, Taichi's blue clay guy is seen smoking a cigar, Izzy's face is then seen on a
TV screen with the words FOX news in the background, President Ken is seen doing an early
morning jog on TV. Tai was seen dancing on TV, as the camera moves to Tai sitting on his
couch interviewing a ghost. Sora is seen using a large vaccum cleaner pulling a large
ball inside, followed by Tai walking in the beach, knocking over a kid's sandcastle.
Then from a camera, Tai walks through the door into the studio...
*
Voice-over: And here he is now! Taichi Yagami!
Tai enters into the Studio, pass the props, as he stops in front of Izzy. Izzy uses
a brush to clean off dust off Tai's right jacket sleeve. Then as Izzy brushes of Tai's left
jacket sleeve, the brush pulled the sleeve off the jacket. Tai angrilly takes the sleeve a
puts the sleeve back on his jacket and enters the studio and runs to the camera and dances
for a while and walks towards the front chair.
Tai sits on the chair and drinks a cold milkshake, only to get a short moment of brain freeze.
Then Tai puts the drink down.
Tai: Welcome to my show. Yeah yeah, so maybe its called the Glass House and its money comes
from Madison, but its still my show. Anyway, welcome to season 3 of the series which
involves PikaFlash's World, but I took over it. I originally planned to name the show "Three
Yellow Cute Stuffed Toys, two Monster Tamers and a Cardcaptor", but Madison paid me to keep
the Glass House title. Her critism does involve comercial companies. Plus, lets not forget
about the cast.
The camera faces Ash, Izzy and Sakura watching the small TV which connects to the camera.
Then the camera returns to Tai.
Tai: Anyway, our next point is that the first sketch of this season involves a town crier as
suggested by Izzy, but I told him not to mess with the credits. But the point is that I was
drunk anD I had a few personal problems. Anyway, on to the sketch.
Tai faces right. Then faces the camera.
Tai: That was a cue.
*
Izzy was seen dressed as the town crier in an English town.
Izzy: Hear ye, hear ye!
A rip was heard.
Izzy: Hear ye, hear ye!
Another rip was heard.
Izzy: Hear ye, hear ye!
One more rip was heard.
Izzy looked at his back to find three toy arrows stuck on his back.
Izzy: Hear ye! Hear ye!
Izzy dropped his bell and started running around in circles, and finally he landed on the
floor.
Then a truck drives by with Matt at the back holding a bow.
*
Tai was standing in front of a factory saluting.
Narrator: Tai is a worker for Hasbro. He manages the makers of making Pokemon toys.
Ash and Sakura walk by carrying toy Pokeballs.
Narrator: Tai's job is to make sure that everything has reached Hasbro's standards and
demands.
Tai *american accent*: We must make sure that everything is in a-ok condition!
Narrator: It takes 2 days to make the goods that sometimes, due to high demand, the workers
will have to work overtime on weekends without pay.
Tai's head hits a switch as Ash was carrying a box of Pokemon goods.
Narrator: Tai himself personally check each and every Pokemon merchandise.
Tai's voice: Let no PokeBall be smaller than a tennis ball, no bigger than a beach ball. Each
PokeDEX must be the size of a gameboy and let no Pokemon be the size of Snorlax.
Narrator: The goods get packed up, with Tai driving the goods to the Airport to be exported
to places where the residents hate Pokemon.
Many people were seen burning Pokemon goods on TV, as Tai was watching the events.
Tai *american accent*: HE! Our merchandise is on TV!!!
Ash and Sakura ran into the room.
Narrator: Tai, the firm with the best employee that Hasbro ever got.
*
TK was in front of the camera wearing a red cape.
TK: When I was caught, my brother stripped me to my underwear and left me in the rain. The
cold and harsh rain.
~Act 1: Young DigiDestined of Hope losing hope~
Tai is in front of the camera on his comfy chair.
Tai: That was a good one. I'll give you 76 points.
TK walks away.
-
Tai: With the school holidays coming up, this Anime expo is coming up. Its called DigiPo, or
Digimon Expo. Our first guest for the season is a representative of DigiPo, Tracey Sketchit.
Tracey is on a chair next to Tai.
Tracey: Thanks. I'm here to discuss...
A red light is pointing at Tracey's stomach.
Tracey: Huh?
Tai: Would you stop that?
The red light disappeared
Tai: Thanks.
Tracey: Back to business...
The small red light returned as it was pointing at Tracey's head.
Tai: Would you quit it? Let him finish.
The light disappeared.
Tai: Thanks.
Tracey: At the DigiPo, we're going to promote Digimon novelties.
The red light returned and as it aims at Tracey's right chest, a shot was fired and the bullet
hits Tracey's right chest.
Tai: I told you to stop that, Brock!
Brock was in the audience holding a sniper rifle with a laser pointer.
Brock: Sorry.
Brock returned to his seat.
*
In an old fashioned movie.
Narrator: Anime is now becoming popular in Japan, with fanfiction toping the charts in
the reading market. Unemployment is a less concern. Today is the day where we have a
holiday...
A picture of President Ken appeared.
Narrator: Or maybe throw fruits at him.
*
Tai and Sora leaves an office building and entered a red car.
Tai: So, Sora, how's the new car?
Sora: Well, we got the keys, but Izzy wasn't happy about me taking his place in the company.
Tai: I'll treat him a drink later on.
Sora: I know. But be sure it will be worth every cent.
Tai and Sora did not notice in the window's reflection, Izzy was seen standing on top of the
building.
Tai: But I'm sure it was only a nightmare to Izzy.
Sora: Lets hope its over.
In the window's reflection, Izzy jumps off the building.
Tai: Lets go.
Sora drives off in the red car.
*
At a restraunt nearby, Li and Sakura were at a table being served by Ash.
Ash: And here's your drink, sir. And miss, this must be yours.
Ash placed a fork, knife, a napkin and a plate of fish on the table.
Sakura: I didn't order that. I ordered gin and tonic.
Ash: I must have heard wrong.
Ash picked up the fish, knife, fork and napkin.
*
Then, at a desk, Li and Sakura were laughing and looking at the auidence as Li was shuffling
his papers in front of him as Li and Sakura face each other.
*
Back at the studio, Tai was on his comfy chair.
Tai: Now, we would like to have a brief moment about the worst dressed people. From TV stars
to Movie stars to singers. Now here at the Glass House, we have our own awards. And the person
for being the worst dressed person was seen in WB news, Meowth. Here he is now.
http://www.geocities.com/pikaflash_007/Meowth1.jpg
T ai: Now, what was he thinking?
-
Misty is seen slapping Ash as she walks into the studio, passing Tai on his chair in the
background.
Ash: What?!
-
Tai: Anyway, we would like to talk about courtesy, which involves opening doors to other
people. Look at this.
-
Izzy was seen following Li to the door and as Li opens the door and leaves it open, Izzy
walks through the door and both walk away.
*Tai: The distance between these two men is around 4.5 metres or for people who use the
imperial system, around 5 yards. We could tell by the grey carpet before the door has the
same distance. If people walks on the grey carpet, the door will be left open. Next, women.*
Sora was walking a distance behind Sakura who was walking towards the door, and Sakura opens
the door for Sora even before Sora could step on the grey carpet.
*Tai: This shows that between women and women, the distance has increased.*
Sora walks to the door, opens it and closes it, but further behind, Li was seen running
to the door and walking through it.
*Tai: Sometimes if a man does not touch the grey carpet and a woman is at the door, the
man walking to the door will skip a few steps onto the grey carpet and walks through the door.
This shows that attractiveness counts*
Li walks through the door from the outside, only to leave it open for Izzy to walk in.
*Tai: Attractiveness doesn't matter it there's such thing as phantom courtesy.*
Sakura is seen following Sora, as Sora exits at the same time as Sakura, Sakura keeps the
door open as she sees Li walking towards the door from a distance, only to see Li shaking
hands with Izzy nearby. Sakura quickly closes the door and leaves.
*Tai: The attractiveness can increse the distance of courtesy, but this increased courtesy
might add an increased embarassment to you. We have a chart that shows the relationship
between attractiveness and distance on this web address below:*
http://www.geocities.com/pikaflash_007/men_women_graph.jpg
*Don't read on unless you have seen the graph to get the joke.*
*Tai: As you can see, women like Sakura Kinomoto are more attractive as their part of the
graph over shoots the chart up to 2 Kilometres or 1.2 miles. As for the men like Li Syaoran,
they would need to travel at the speed of sound only to find that the door is locked from the
other side.*
*Taichi's Blue Clay Guy Episode 1: The Digi-Destined Menace*
A blue clay guy walks into the screen and dances around for a while. Then stops, when the two
eyes on his head fell out onto the floor.
Credits:
Maker of Blue Clay: Taichi Yagami
*The End*
Sakura walks into the Flying Broom repair shop with Tai at the counter.
Sakura: Excuse me, I want a special grip for a Nimbus 2000.
Tai: Sure.
Tai walks into the storeroom and after a while of finding things in the backroom, Tai walks
out of the storeroom with a fish on a plate and puts it on the counter in front of Sakura.
*
Nurse Joy was in the streets, holding some pamplet of the new Pokemon Centre when Izzy walks
to Joy and looks at the paper. Then Izzy started to get angry.
Izzy then started speaking in French as he swings the paper around, then he takes out a
lighter and burns the pamplet and stamps on the pamplet and walks away angrilly, still
speaking French.
*
Izzy was playing the xylophone with the first part of the James Bond theme. Then Izzy points
towards Tai.
*
Tai was at his chair.
Tai: Let us give a moment about Sephiroth, a great fighter and script writer. Nope, can't
think anything about him.
~Flashback:~
Interviewer: So, Mr. Voldemort, we're going to keep you here to voice your opinions.
~End Flashback~
Tai: And in this studio at the moment is Voldemort's human counterpart, Quirrel.
Quirrel: Thanks, Tai.
Tai: You had a nice tour around the place. Even the window you jumped out of to escape
Dumbledore.
Quirrel: Yes. Your place was kind enough to let me voice my opinions and I was very lucky.
Tai: Well, not so lucky this time, my dear Quirrel. Because at the moment, Dumbledore and
two wizards from the Ministry of Magic have a large parchment for your capture.
Quirrel: What? Oh no!
Dumbledore and two wizards entered the studio and Quirrel started running as Dumbledore and
the wizards started chasing Quirrel.
Quirrel: I'll get you for this, you bastard muggle! I'm really going to get you, bastard
muggle!
Quirrel ran out of the studio, followed by Dumbledore and the two wizards.
*
*The Glass Drama*
Defending Lawyer "Cody"
Starring, Written, Produced and Directed by Iori "C." Hida.
-
Cody, wearing horrible makeup and Ash, in a lawyer's suit, were walking out of a door and
turned left around a corner.
Cody: So, Ash, what do you think?
Ash: I don't know, Cody. I mean, its a long shot.
Cody and Ash made another left turn around a corner, only to bump into Izzy.
Izzy: CODY! I want a word with you.
Cody and Izzy continued walking.
Cody: But Izzy, the plan is to make sure that the defendent is innocent.
Izzy: That's the whole idea in this lawyer business.
Cody and Izzy made a left turn.
Izzy: The fact that we're doing it for the money is one thing.
Cody: But the people deserve the truth.
Cody and Izzy made another left turn.
Izzy: How can you say that? Do you know how much money we'll make if we do this?
Cody: But as a defending lawyer, I have my limits.
Officer Jenny walks past Cody.
Jenny: Hi Cody.
Cody: Hi Jenny. Look, Izzy, we have to prove people's innocence. I mean there's the saying
proven innocent until guilty?
Izzy and Cody continued to make another left turn.
Izzy: As a theory, defending this person and getting our pay are two diffrent things.
Cody: You never change Izzy. I want the truth.
The two made one more left turn and ended up in front of Ash, waiting, as the two lawyers
stopped.
Izzy: You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!
Cody: Well, I'm going to settle this in court!
Cody enters the janator's closet and crashes into some broom and mops.
-The Globe spins*
Judge Sakura was sitting in the judge's chair.
Sakura: Any words for the defendent, Cody?
Cody: Nope, but I would like to say that I am willing to win this case.
Outside the courtroom, Izzy was watching the case when a purple haired girl bumped into him.
Izzy: Watch it, Yolei!
Yolei: Sorry, Mr. Izumi, I was delievering some evidence for Cody's case.
Izzy: I do not care about his case or his defendent.
Cody appeared behind Izzy from the courtroom door.
Cody: Is that so?
Cody punched the air above Izzy and Izzy landed onto the floor with blood dripping out of his
mouth.
Izzy: How dare you, Cody! You're never going to do law in this city again!
Cody: I don't do law, I show it!
Cody picks Izzy up, but Izzy punched the air above Cody and it knocked him down.
Cody: How could you! YAAAA!!!
Cody jumps on a chair and crashes into the wall. Then, both Cody and Izzy were doing fake
kung fu moves which seem to connect to each other even without touching the other person.
Then Izzy pinned Cody down onto the floor.
Sakura exits the courtroom and watches the fight.
Sakura: Mr. Izzy! What is going on here?! I want all of you to be in my courtroom!
-The Globe spins again-
Cody, Ash, Jenny and Yolei exited Judge Sakura's office.
Cody: Looks like all of us got promoted. For I'm a senior defence attorney.
Yolei: And me as a Senior Lawyer's secratary.
Ash: You're looking at the newest Judge in the block.
Jenny: And I am a petition reader.
Cody: Well Officer Jenny, under the watchful eyes of Justice, all of us got promoted. Well,
almost all of us.
Izzy was seen moping the floor wearing a janator's outfit.
Then the camera faces Cody.
Cody: STAT! Oh, sorry.
Defending Lawyer "Cody"
*
Tai was looking up at the auidence.
Tai: The point is that if we get more people, we'll have a much more larger auidence.
Tai sees the camera.
Tai: Oh, welcome back. I was just interacting with the auidence where we were suggesting on
how to increase ratings, like going into a relationship. Let us go up onto the seats like
this guy here.
Tai sits next to a man with closed eyes looking up at the tv screen above.
Tai: Excuse me, are you in a relationship?
Man: I'm on TV!
Tai: That's right. Its my show. Who are you?
Man: The name's Zachery.
Tai: Ok, Zachery. Are you in a relationship?
Zachery pats Tai's shoulder like drums and messed with Tai's hair.
Tai: Zachery.
Zachery: I'm on TV!
Tai: That's it.
Tai faces the camera.
Tai: Zachery!
Zachery suddenly looked shocked.
Zachery: Yes?
Tai: Are you listening to me? Are you in a relationship? *pauses* Or in an institution?
Zachery: He's talking to me!
Tai: I know. Its my show.
Zachery continued playing with Tai's hair, then he messed with Tai's goggles.
Tai: Now I know why my ratings are low.
*
Sakura and a few characters were in an operating theater working on a Digimon.
Sakura: His tempreture is lowering.
Izzy: What should I do?
Sakura: Pass me the tweezers.
Izzy hands Sakura a fish.
*
Tai: Now its time for the end of the show. I keep telling them but they wouldn't stop.
Anyway, the group to take us off for the first episode is from the phone I heard when I was
calling the Internet company which I connect to called KNS and here they are!
Sakura, TK, Izzy were standing in front of some microphones and Ash, Yolei, Li and Sora
were on stage playing the instruments with Ash with the saxaphone, Yolei at the keyboard, Li
with the guitar, Sora with the bass, Izzy with another guitar, TK with sunglasses and Sakura
dancing.
Izzy: This is KNS internet company, where we will offer you generous rewards.
TK: Our operators will be with you shortly.
Izzy: KNS internet company offers a wide range good policies which can ensure fast internet
connection.
TK: Your call is important to us.
Izzy: KNS internet company has the fastest internet connecton that gurantees you a
safe and fast internet connection.
TK: Thank's for waiting.
Sakura: Hi, this is Sakura from KNS!
*Credits:*
Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum
Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.
Runner: Hikari Yagami
Sketches: Ash Ketchum
Make up: Sakura Avalon
Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi
Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami
Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor
Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami
*
Kero was sitting on his chair in his segment Kero's corner, facing the camera doing nothing.
*End of Fic*