Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Proud Lotus and the Evil Locust ❯ From Hotel to Motel ( Chapter 5 )

~*The Proud Lotus and the Evil Locust*~


Meilin turned the corner of the deserted street she was walking down with her bag in hand. It was dark as Hell out. No shock there, it was nearly 11:00 PM. Usually she wouldn't be walking outside at this time of night. Who knew what kind of freaks roamed the allies! But, since everyone in this city is now dead, there is only one freak lurking around somewhere. And Meilin couldn't give a rat's ass about him.

I know you're out there, Cell. I know you're watching me somewhere. Just come and get me, if you can.



Cell stood on the roof of a grocery store, his eyes never leaving Meilin. She was, without a doubt, the most intriguing human he'd ever met. She was as stubborn as a mule, as tempered as a bull, and as graceful as a swan. And she was strong enough to actually exhaust some of his power! And not to mention that the girl was also very pretty, but he'd never let anyone know that. He could tell by the way she walked and scanned the area with her lave pit eyes, that she knew he was around. Watching her from a far.

Well, hello there, Meilin. You are very smart for not letting your guard down. But you will let it down sooner or later, and that is when I'll have you exactly where I want you. But for now, we will continue this little game of ours. A game which is evenly tied. You may have won the last battle sweet thing, but I will win the war.

Cell watched her until she was out of sight and then floated up and flew off into the moonlight.

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"What? You mean to tell me that this kid actually wore out some of Cell's power?!," Master Roshi gasped.

Krillen and the others had just got back from searching for Cell. Trunks and Tien had just told everyone about the crazy little girl that actually had enough nerve to fight Cell...and actually wear him down!

"Yeah. I'm telling you, this girl is as crazy as they come. But she wouldn't back down for a minute. She even had enough nerve to get into Piccolo's face!," he said leaning back against the couch.

"Really? Wow, this girl must be either very brave or very stupid," Yamucha said.

"If she heard you say that, Yamucha, she'd back hand you clear across the room. If she can wear out Cell, then just think of what she could do to you," Oolong said taking a bite out of his sandwich.

"She wouldn't have enough nerve to back hand me," Yamucha said confidently.

"Yea, you're right Yamucha. She wouldn't back hand you," Krillen said smirking.

"I know,"

"She'd bitch slap you," he said simply.

"Shut up!," Yamucha growled.

"Back hand, bitch slap. Their both the same thing," Oolong said yawning.


On the other side of the room, Piccolo and Trunks were listening to the conversation with little interest. They were both talking about the crazy little kid who fought Cell.

"That Meilin kid is a lot stronger than I thought," Piccolo said leaning back against the wall.

"I know. She's probably up to either Tien or Krillen's level. But she still isn't strong enough to handle Cell," Trunks said.

"I know that. I just hope she doesn't do anything stupid," Piccolo said sighing.


"WHAT?!," Master Roshi and Yamucha screamed all of a sudden.

Piccolo and Trunks turned their heads to see what was wrong with them.


Master Roshi stood up and stalked over to Krillen,"You saw her naked and didn't get me a SNAPSHOT!?," he screamed.

Both Piccolo and Trunks facefaulted as the others anime crashed to the floor.

"She'd really bitch slap him," Trunks said to Piccolo who just rolled his eyes.

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Meilin sighed and lied down in bed after changing into her red pajamas. Her hair was in a ponytail instead of her usual odangoes hanging down over her shoulders and down her back to her waist. She was forced to spend the night in some cheap motel. She turned on her side, trying to fall asleep. She heard screams coming from outside. She got up and ran to the window and stuck her head out. All she saw were scattered clothes lying all over the streets.

That motherfucker!

She could see Cell's shadow and that of an innocent old man. That poor old guy didn't even get to scream because it was right through the throat. Meilin gasped and closed her eyes. How could he do such horrible things!

Cell smirked as the old man was sucked into nothingness. One by one, he'll absorb them all! He saw a shadow from one of the buildings. He looked up and his smirk widened.

Well, hello again, sweetie.


Meilin felt the curtains rustle and she opened her eyes. Cell was in the room and was standing right in front of her. She was so small and little compared to him. She barely came up to his chest. She looked up at him and he smirked.

"I never thought I'd find you in a cheap place like this, sweetie. Did I just absorb your last customer? I'm sorry. If you're looking for a new customer, I apologize, but I don't have any money right now," he said smirking down at her shocked expression.

"I AM NOT A WHORE!!!!" she screamed getting into a fighting stance. How dare he say such things about her! Cell got into a fighting stance and laughed lightly at her.

"Of course you're not, sweetie. Do you take cash or credit?," he asked her simply.

Meilin screamed and charged at him with everything she had. How dare he call her a cheap slut! She was going to wipe the walls with him! Her left fist connected with his jaw. Cell stumbled back and rubbed his cheek. It actually hurt! He growled and his foot connected with her stomach sending her flying through a wall into another room. She shakily got to her feet and gasped and blushed. She had just walked...um...crashed in on two people while they were getting on!

"Oh my God! I'm so sorry-," she stopped when she realized they were two males,"Ew,".

"What are doing in here?," on of the guys asked covering himself and his lover.

Meilin scratched the back of her head looking very Goku like,"Um...I was fighting and he tossed me through the wall," she said awkwardly.

Just then Cell came rushing at her and was about to kick her again but he stopped in mid-air.

"Okay. Now this is just disgusting," he said simply.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" both men screamed in very feminine voices causing Cell and Meilin to wince.

"GET OUT OF HERE NOW, YOU LITTLE FAIRIES!!!," she screamed at them and they nodded and jumped out of the window naked.

Meilin rolled her eyes as Cell blinked and chuckled lightly,"Well, that was amusing. Extremely disgusting but amusing none the less," he said shaking his head and getting into a fighting stance.

Meilin turned to him,"Let's take this outside," she said as she jumped out of the window and landed gracefully on her feet.

"Yes ma'am," he said floating out of the window.

Meilin turned her head and waited for Cell to land. She was going to clean his clock!

~*~

pink...

Piccolo gasped and ran outside of Kame house. He could sense Cell and Meilin were about to fight. He let out a frustrated growl and took to the black sky. Trunks, Krillen, and Tien took off after him.

Does that girl have a death wish?!

~*~*~


Cell landed gently on his feet a few yards away from her. He had to admit, she was very pretty. Especially when she was mad. Her wide blood red eyes were flashing with anger, her full red lips were pulled into a scowl, the wind was blowing her pony tail backwards and her pajamas clung to her body. She crouched into a fighting stance.

"Well, are you ready?," she said brushing a strand of escaped hair out of her eyes.

Cell smirked and held out one hand ,"Shall we dance?," he said laughing lightly.

Meilin stood up straight and smirked,"Alright. Let's dance," she said right before she charged at him.

Cell charged at her and Meilin sent a series of punches and kicks at him. She thought of all of those people, poor innocent children, young teenagers like herself that were just tasting freedom, poor innocent babies that even get a chance to speak their first words! She let out an livid cry and planted a kick to his chest. The force from it was so powerful that Cell was actually knocked into a brick wall flat on his back. Cell turned his head and stared at her wide eyed, mouth opened. He knew she was strong but not this strong!

He didn't get a chance to stand up when Meilin grabbed him by the neck and tossed him into another wall. She stood over him glaring.

"Get up! Get up now, you miserable garbage! You disgust me!," she kicked him in the side.

Cell groaned and stood up. How could she be this strong? She pushed him against the brick wall, her fingers digging into his neck. Cell stared down at her. There was so much hatred and loathe in her magma eyes. Not the usual hatred he usually saw when she looked at him. This was animalistic and demonic. Almost as if she was possessed by an underworld demon. He was actually starting to get nervous. Not much, just a little bit. He suddenly felt Piccolo's ki followed by Trunks, Krillen, and Tien.


Piccolo gasped when he saw the position Meilin had Cell in. She had him press against the wall with her fingers grasping his neck. His eyes were wide with shock. He could hardly believe it!

Cell brought his tail up and batted Meilin into a wall. But she quickly stood up and tossed her head back in an infuriated cry of rage. All of her pain and sorrow came rushing over her. The pain that Syaoran didn't love her, the pain that there was nobody on earth for her, sorrow for all of those innocent people Cell had killed. Her body was suddenly ignited with a bright red glow. The rubber band that held her hair in place snapped, her hair was blowing wildly in the wind.

Cell stared at her with frightened shock. He never saw this coming! He quickly glanced at Piccolo and the others. They were two shocked to do anything but stare. He turned back to Meilin who was staring at him with hatred in his eyes and a cold smirk on her rose red lips.

"Payback's a bitch, ain't it?," she said in a strange whispery voice he had never heard her use before. (Think Callisto off of Xena)


A/N: EVIL CLIFFY!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! You might get anything for a while because my computer is acting like an ass. ::slaps computer screen:: Oh well. Here's your little end theme.


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Meilin: Hey! Cell! Let's play a game!

Cell: How about "Kill the Namek"?

Piccolo: Be quiet.

Meilin: I'm going to give you a test. Okay?

Krillen and Trunks: What kind of test?

Meilin: *hands Cell a sheet of paper and a pencil* Okay. Everyone answer your questions on the paper.

Cell: Sounds easy enough...

Meilin: *Starts to ask the questions.*

1.)What's your name?
2.)Is Tokyo a city?
3.)Name a boy or a girl
4.)Pink a number 1 through 150
5.)Do you think the person you picked for number 3 is cute.
6.)Name a body part.
7.)Name a food.
8.)Would you go out with him/her
9.)Name a song.
10.)Have you ever loved someone?
11.)Name a boy or a girl
12.)Name a part of a house
13.)Pick a number 1 through 25
14.)If you died would you go to Hell?
15.)Do you think the person for number 11 is cute?
16.)Name a body part.
17.)Are you a virgin?

Cell: What?!

Meilin: Just answer the questions! *finishes asking the questions*

18.)Has anyone ever told you they loved you?
19.)Have you ever hated someone?
20.)Have you ever kissed someone?
21.)Name a boy or girl

Cell: Alright. Now what?

Meilin: Alright. I'm going to ask you a different set of questions and you answer them with the same answers on your paper. Okay?

Cell: Um...okay.

Meilin: 1.)What's your name?

Cell: The Most Powerful being on the planet.

Meilin: Yeah whatever. #3. Were you at home last night? *giggle*

Cell: 0_0 Um...yes.

Meilin: With who?

Cell: You sick little brat!

Trunks and Tine: *snicker*

Meilin: Just answer that question. With who?

Cell:....Goku....

Tien: EW!

Meilin: UGH! I thought you hated each other! # 4. How old is he?

Cell: 99

Meilin: He's one old fart isn't he? # 5. Did you kiss him?

Cell: Yes...I hate you.

Trunks: Pray to God that Chichi isn't listening to this.

Meilin: Ugh. # 6. Where did you kiss him at?

Cell: His neck.

Meilin: Ick! #7. What did it taste like?

Cell: Maple syrup

Piccolo: What a minute. Number 5 was "Did you kiss him?" and he said yes. But, on the other question, number 5 was "Did you think that person you picked for number 3 is cute?" So that means...

Trunks: UGH! Cell! You think Goku is cute?!

Cell: Shut up and finish the dammed questions!

Meilin: faggot. #8. Did he mind?

Cell: No.

Meilin: #9 What'd he say?

Cell: *sigh* I'll make love to you...

Tien: OMG!!!

Trunks: I never knew Goku swung that way...

Melin: Okay......#10. Have you ever had sex?

Cell: Yes...

Meilin: #11. Who did you have sex with?

Cell: *smirk* Meilin.

Meilin: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Trunks: Was it good?

Cell: That dammed girl's an animal! I had sratches on my back for a week!

Meilin: *glares* Bastard!

Trunks: *snatches paper and continues to read questions.* #12. Where did you have sex with Meilin at?

Cell: The roof.

Meilin: I'm gonna kick your ass, roach boy!

Trunks: #13 How many times have you had sex with her on the roof?

Cell: 24.

Krillen: Was this all in one day?

Tien: Y'know there are 24 hours in a day...

Piccolo: Oh my God.

Meilin: You just had to put my name down, huh?!

Cell: What? You didn't want everyone to know of our many nights of passion?

Meilin: Trunks. Take out your sword.

Trunks: Not here!

Meilin: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU HENTAI!!

Tien: Trunks, just ask the rest of the questions.

Trunks: Alright. #14. Are you ashamed of it.

Cell: Yes...

Krillen: She wasn't that bad, was she?

Meilin: SHUT UP, BALDIE!!

Trunks: #15. Did you make a mistake?

Cell: Yes.

Trunks: #16. Where did you make a mistake on her at?

Cell: Her chest.

Meilin: I hate you!

Trunks: #17. Would you do it again?

Cell: Yes.

Tien: Wait. The last number 17 was "Are you a virgin?" and he answered "yes".

Cell: *blushes*

Trunks; Okay.....#18. Do you have an STD?

Cell: Yes.

Trunks: #19. Are you scared?

Cell: Yes.

Trunks: #20. Are you afraid?

Cell: No.

Trunks: #21. Who gave it to you?

Cell: *gags* The Namek!

Piccolo: *gets up and beats Cell with his turban as Meilin beats him with her shoe*

Meilin: MOTHERFUCKER!

Piccolo: You just HAD TO PUT NAME ON THERE!

Trunks : *turns to readers* We know this was completly pointless and unfunny. Well, we have to see if we can save Cell from an angry Namek and a crazy girl. Bye now!