Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The 3 Muses of Sanity, Insanity and Somewhere in between :) ❯ Beginnings ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: masterlink 
In the beginning...
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.15.2004 | Updated On: 10.15.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 980 | Visits: 338 | Status: Completed
In the beginning...
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.15.2004 | Updated On: 10.15.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 980 | Visits: 338 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: We the weird people don't own Card Captor Sakura or Yugioh.
Peach: Wait noooo! I'm sane! I'm not weird! Why am I here?
diva04: You're here because of our new t.v. show, "Behind the Animes: Sakura and Yugioh." Where shall we start the documentary?
masterlink: *dancing around with pants on his head* I get to carry the handheld camera!
Peach: Joy.
~~in the closet~~
Peach: Tell me why we are in the closet again.
diva04: Shhhh...we're undercover as jackets and you're the vaccuum cleaner.
masterlink: What am I?
diva04: Looking at what's on your head I'd say you're her pants. Now shhh! We're listening in on all of her conversations!
masterlink: I AM COW I GO MOO I WEIGH TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~right outside the closet~~
Sakura: What was that?
Li:It sounded like the cow card.
Sakura: There's a cow card? Ah heck with it. I'm gonna get the cow card!
Madison: *pops out of nowhwere* SAKURA I MUST MAKE YOU A COSTUME!
Sakura: -_-;
Madison: *comes back with costume that looks like a cow* Put it on.
Sakura: Nope!
Madison: *vein twitches* YOU BETTER PUT IT ON YOU *bleepin* *bleep* Its the only way to keep my job on your *bleepin* show!
Sakura: *puts on cow costume and goes into closet*
~~in the closet~~
masterlink: I AM COW I EAT GRASS MASSIVE GAS COMES OUT MY MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *farts*
diva04: You're ruining the story masterlink!
Sakura: Why are my pants making cow sounds?
masterlink: ummm....moo!
Peach: These are your pants?
Sakura: Ummm...now my vacuum cleaner is talking. It must be a clow card! I SUMMON YOU--WINDY CARD!
Windy card: Sakura?
Sakura: What?
Windy Card: This is supposed to be my day off.
Sakura: Ummm... no. I am your master!
masterlink: I'm the master! I'm masterlink! *strikes weird pose*
Sakura: O.O my pants must be the Pants Card!
masterlink: No. I'm masterlink.
Sakura: Whatever I must catch the cow card!
Peach: Sakura there is no cow card!
Sakura: Then who are you crazy people?
Peach: We are....
diva04: The Diva!
masterlink: Your Master!
Peach: The only sane person here.
Sakura: That still doesn't answer my question.
diva04: Well, we are the producers of...
masterlink: *puts hand over diva04's mouth* Shut up.
Sakura: I must capture the cow card!
Peach: There is no cow card so we must bid you adieu.
*Peach, masterlink and diva04 rush out of closet*
Peach: Turn off the camera!
masterlink: *turns off camera*
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Peach: That was weird.
diva04: I'm not exactly sure what to say about that, but if we want some good footage for our documentary we've got a lot more work to do. masterlink where do you suggest we go next?
masterlink: *hums the Darth Vader song then banana phone* To the bottom of the ocean! Then CHINA! THEN TO THE CORE OF AN APPLE!
Peach: I have an idea...
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~~on top of a building~~
Malik: I challenge you to a duel, Pharoh!
Yugi: Of course you do, don't you ever give up?
diva04: *whispers* Alright masterlink, now just keep the camera on their dueling and...
masterlink: I have to get this in a perfect shot. *takes a step back* *falls off building*
Peach: O.O
masterlink: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN! *holds camera upward* Ooh this will be a nice shot of the sky.
diva04: Remember that little red button I told you never to touch?
masterlink: Yes!
diva04: Press the little red button!
masterlink: *presses little BLUE button* Umm, why is the camera telling me that it will self destruct in ten seconds?
diva04: Oh for the love! I said the RED BUTTON!
masterlink: Oh...*presses red button* *parachute pops out of camera*
diva04: Hold on for your life! Before the camera self destructs, you fool!!
Peach: Why did you buy a camera with a self destruct button and a parachute?
diva04: Because I was giving it to masterlink and I knew he would need the parachute.
Peach: Then what's with the self destruct button?
diva04: Bakura said something about valuable information on it.
Peach: Bakura?!?
diva04: Yep! bought it from him!
Peach: Figures he would put a self destruct button on a video camera.
masterlink: *lands on ground* SAFE! *realizes he still has camera in his hand* O.O
camera: 4, 3,
masterlink: *tosses camera next to Tea*
Tea: Ooh a video camera! *picks up camera*
Camera: 2, 1, 0.
*camera explodes and blows Tea to bits*
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Peach: We got all that on camera?
masterlink: I always carry a back up camera with the chicken dance and a self destruct button!*pushes self destruct button*
Camera:10,9,8,7,6,5,4...
masterlink:*throws camera at Kaibas limo*
Camera:3,2,1,0*explodes*
masterlink: *jumps out of explosion and lands like Trinity from the Matrix*
everyone:O.O
REVIEW! sIL-VOUS-PLAIT!
Peach: Wait noooo! I'm sane! I'm not weird! Why am I here?
diva04: You're here because of our new t.v. show, "Behind the Animes: Sakura and Yugioh." Where shall we start the documentary?
masterlink: *dancing around with pants on his head* I get to carry the handheld camera!
Peach: Joy.
~~in the closet~~
Peach: Tell me why we are in the closet again.
diva04: Shhhh...we're undercover as jackets and you're the vaccuum cleaner.
masterlink: What am I?
diva04: Looking at what's on your head I'd say you're her pants. Now shhh! We're listening in on all of her conversations!
masterlink: I AM COW I GO MOO I WEIGH TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~right outside the closet~~
Sakura: What was that?
Li:It sounded like the cow card.
Sakura: There's a cow card? Ah heck with it. I'm gonna get the cow card!
Madison: *pops out of nowhwere* SAKURA I MUST MAKE YOU A COSTUME!
Sakura: -_-;
Madison: *comes back with costume that looks like a cow* Put it on.
Sakura: Nope!
Madison: *vein twitches* YOU BETTER PUT IT ON YOU *bleepin* *bleep* Its the only way to keep my job on your *bleepin* show!
Sakura: *puts on cow costume and goes into closet*
~~in the closet~~
masterlink: I AM COW I EAT GRASS MASSIVE GAS COMES OUT MY MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *farts*
diva04: You're ruining the story masterlink!
Sakura: Why are my pants making cow sounds?
masterlink: ummm....moo!
Peach: These are your pants?
Sakura: Ummm...now my vacuum cleaner is talking. It must be a clow card! I SUMMON YOU--WINDY CARD!
Windy card: Sakura?
Sakura: What?
Windy Card: This is supposed to be my day off.
Sakura: Ummm... no. I am your master!
masterlink: I'm the master! I'm masterlink! *strikes weird pose*
Sakura: O.O my pants must be the Pants Card!
masterlink: No. I'm masterlink.
Sakura: Whatever I must catch the cow card!
Peach: Sakura there is no cow card!
Sakura: Then who are you crazy people?
Peach: We are....
diva04: The Diva!
masterlink: Your Master!
Peach: The only sane person here.
Sakura: That still doesn't answer my question.
diva04: Well, we are the producers of...
masterlink: *puts hand over diva04's mouth* Shut up.
Sakura: I must capture the cow card!
Peach: There is no cow card so we must bid you adieu.
*Peach, masterlink and diva04 rush out of closet*
Peach: Turn off the camera!
masterlink: *turns off camera*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Peach: That was weird.
diva04: I'm not exactly sure what to say about that, but if we want some good footage for our documentary we've got a lot more work to do. masterlink where do you suggest we go next?
masterlink: *hums the Darth Vader song then banana phone* To the bottom of the ocean! Then CHINA! THEN TO THE CORE OF AN APPLE!
Peach: I have an idea...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~on top of a building~~
Malik: I challenge you to a duel, Pharoh!
Yugi: Of course you do, don't you ever give up?
diva04: *whispers* Alright masterlink, now just keep the camera on their dueling and...
masterlink: I have to get this in a perfect shot. *takes a step back* *falls off building*
Peach: O.O
masterlink: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN! *holds camera upward* Ooh this will be a nice shot of the sky.
diva04: Remember that little red button I told you never to touch?
masterlink: Yes!
diva04: Press the little red button!
masterlink: *presses little BLUE button* Umm, why is the camera telling me that it will self destruct in ten seconds?
diva04: Oh for the love! I said the RED BUTTON!
masterlink: Oh...*presses red button* *parachute pops out of camera*
diva04: Hold on for your life! Before the camera self destructs, you fool!!
Peach: Why did you buy a camera with a self destruct button and a parachute?
diva04: Because I was giving it to masterlink and I knew he would need the parachute.
Peach: Then what's with the self destruct button?
diva04: Bakura said something about valuable information on it.
Peach: Bakura?!?
diva04: Yep! bought it from him!
Peach: Figures he would put a self destruct button on a video camera.
masterlink: *lands on ground* SAFE! *realizes he still has camera in his hand* O.O
camera: 4, 3,
masterlink: *tosses camera next to Tea*
Tea: Ooh a video camera! *picks up camera*
Camera: 2, 1, 0.
*camera explodes and blows Tea to bits*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Peach: We got all that on camera?
masterlink: I always carry a back up camera with the chicken dance and a self destruct button!*pushes self destruct button*
Camera:10,9,8,7,6,5,4...
masterlink:*throws camera at Kaibas limo*
Camera:3,2,1,0*explodes*
masterlink: *jumps out of explosion and lands like Trinity from the Matrix*
everyone:O.O
REVIEW! sIL-VOUS-PLAIT!