Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The 3 Muses of Sanity, Insanity and Somewhere in between :) ❯ Yami and the pie ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Peach: *shifty eyes* We don't own Yugioh or cardcaptors or the matrix. BUT I OWN RYOU! *glomps Ryou*
Coppers: FREEZE! STEP AWAY FROM THE BISHOUNEN.
Peach: T_T Okay, don't own Ryou, he belongs to Kazkuki Takahashi. *steps away*
Coppers: We'll be watching you. *leave*
masterlink: Last time...
~flashback~
Eerie voice: THE MATRIX HAS YOU!
diva04: masterlink what did you do?
masterlink: NOTHING!
diva94. Looks more like something than nothing.
masterlink: YAY I RULE THE WORLD!
Peach: *smacks him* dolt.
Yugi: Okay! But hey, about that Sakura chick...
Anzu: Yes, she likes you. Now go get her Yugi!
masterlink: Why are we in a subway?
diva04: Because we are...
~end flashback~
~*in the matrix*~
Peach: I am in a subway With my psycho brother and his babystitter. Could this day day get any WORSE?!?
Masterlink: It could only get better?
diva04: I have no comment.
Peach: Hey masterlink?
masterlink: yeah?
Peach: is that pause button still pushed down?
masterlink: I've had my finger on it the whole time. Why?
Peach: Turn the pause button off you moron! THAT'S WHAT IS KEEPING US STRANDED HERE!
masterlink: oh. *turns off pause button*
FLASH!
diva04: >.> <.< WE'RE HOMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *runs around hugging various things* HOME! HOME! HOME!
masterlink: *playing back tape* HEY WE GOT THE WHOLE THING ON CAMERA!
Peach: We did?
masterlink: YUP!
Peach: *tackles masterlink* I wanna see!
masterlink: okay, here, I'll stop it, let me push the pause--
Peach and diva04: NO!
Peach: *grabs camera* I don't trust you.
Yugi: *walks over* Hello, do I know you?
Peach: ...
masterlink: *shify eyes* Why?
Yugi: YOU'RE THE EVIL MAN WHO TOOK MY PIE!!!
diva04: *raises eyebrows* DID you take his pie?
masterlink: No...
Yugi: I WANT MY PIE YOU SICK FREAKY PIE STEALER!
masterlink: YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE THE PIE!
Yugi: *turns into Yami*
Yami: You have tresspassed in my soul...
Peach: I wonder...
Yami: Wonder What?
Peach: How come when your shadow powers flare up no one gives a D***?
Yami: Uhm....
diva04: isn't this supposed to be a blooper thing?
Yami: Why, yes!
masterlink: And why do you have the need for pie?
Yami: I like pie! *remembers that he has to challenge masterlink to a shadow game* I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHADOW GAME!!!
masterlink: Name the game.
Yami: Pie toss. Loser pays a penalty game.
masterlink: The target I'm aiming for?
Yami: *looks around* That street sign.
Peach: GO MASTERLINK!
diva04: YEAH!
Masterlink: *throws pie and easily hits the target*
Peach and diva04: YAY!
Yami: *throws pie really hard and knocks down street sign*
Peach: Does that mean...
diva04: ...Yami wins?
masterlink: I guess.
Yami: PENALTY GAME! You must eat the pie of doom.
masterlink: Pie of doom?
Yami: YES! THE PIE OF DOOM!
Peach: Gee, how original.
Yami: SILENCE FOOLISH MORTAL!
Peach: That's Bakura's line.
Yami: ... SILENCE ALL THE SAME! *hands masterlink THE pie of doom*
masterlink: *eats pie* Yum. Gee, I feel full. Eww! I don't like pie anymore!
Yami: A pie stolen will only taste--
Peach: horrible and all others will taste horrible as well. Get a better speech.
Yami: *jaw drops*
Peach: I'm cool like that!
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Coppers: FREEZE! STEP AWAY FROM THE BISHOUNEN.
Peach: T_T Okay, don't own Ryou, he belongs to Kazkuki Takahashi. *steps away*
Coppers: We'll be watching you. *leave*
masterlink: Last time...
~flashback~
Eerie voice: THE MATRIX HAS YOU!
diva04: masterlink what did you do?
masterlink: NOTHING!
diva94. Looks more like something than nothing.
masterlink: YAY I RULE THE WORLD!
Peach: *smacks him* dolt.
Yugi: Okay! But hey, about that Sakura chick...
Anzu: Yes, she likes you. Now go get her Yugi!
masterlink: Why are we in a subway?
diva04: Because we are...
~end flashback~
~*in the matrix*~
Peach: I am in a subway With my psycho brother and his babystitter. Could this day day get any WORSE?!?
Masterlink: It could only get better?
diva04: I have no comment.
Peach: Hey masterlink?
masterlink: yeah?
Peach: is that pause button still pushed down?
masterlink: I've had my finger on it the whole time. Why?
Peach: Turn the pause button off you moron! THAT'S WHAT IS KEEPING US STRANDED HERE!
masterlink: oh. *turns off pause button*
FLASH!
diva04: >.> <.< WE'RE HOMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *runs around hugging various things* HOME! HOME! HOME!
masterlink: *playing back tape* HEY WE GOT THE WHOLE THING ON CAMERA!
Peach: We did?
masterlink: YUP!
Peach: *tackles masterlink* I wanna see!
masterlink: okay, here, I'll stop it, let me push the pause--
Peach and diva04: NO!
Peach: *grabs camera* I don't trust you.
Yugi: *walks over* Hello, do I know you?
Peach: ...
masterlink: *shify eyes* Why?
Yugi: YOU'RE THE EVIL MAN WHO TOOK MY PIE!!!
diva04: *raises eyebrows* DID you take his pie?
masterlink: No...
Yugi: I WANT MY PIE YOU SICK FREAKY PIE STEALER!
masterlink: YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE THE PIE!
Yugi: *turns into Yami*
Yami: You have tresspassed in my soul...
Peach: I wonder...
Yami: Wonder What?
Peach: How come when your shadow powers flare up no one gives a D***?
Yami: Uhm....
diva04: isn't this supposed to be a blooper thing?
Yami: Why, yes!
masterlink: And why do you have the need for pie?
Yami: I like pie! *remembers that he has to challenge masterlink to a shadow game* I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHADOW GAME!!!
masterlink: Name the game.
Yami: Pie toss. Loser pays a penalty game.
masterlink: The target I'm aiming for?
Yami: *looks around* That street sign.
Peach: GO MASTERLINK!
diva04: YEAH!
Masterlink: *throws pie and easily hits the target*
Peach and diva04: YAY!
Yami: *throws pie really hard and knocks down street sign*
Peach: Does that mean...
diva04: ...Yami wins?
masterlink: I guess.
Yami: PENALTY GAME! You must eat the pie of doom.
masterlink: Pie of doom?
Yami: YES! THE PIE OF DOOM!
Peach: Gee, how original.
Yami: SILENCE FOOLISH MORTAL!
Peach: That's Bakura's line.
Yami: ... SILENCE ALL THE SAME! *hands masterlink THE pie of doom*
masterlink: *eats pie* Yum. Gee, I feel full. Eww! I don't like pie anymore!
Yami: A pie stolen will only taste--
Peach: horrible and all others will taste horrible as well. Get a better speech.
Yami: *jaw drops*
Peach: I'm cool like that!
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