Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The 3 Muses of Sanity, Insanity and Somewhere in between :) ❯ Yami and the pie ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Peach: *shifty eyes* We don't own Yugioh or cardcaptors or the matrix. BUT I OWN RYOU! *glomps Ryou*

Coppers: FREEZE! STEP AWAY FROM THE BISHOUNEN.

Peach: T_T Okay, don't own Ryou, he belongs to Kazkuki Takahashi. *steps away*

Coppers: We'll be watching you. *leave*

masterlink: Last time...

~flashback~

Eerie voice: THE MATRIX HAS YOU!

diva04: masterlink what did you do?

masterlink: NOTHING!

diva94. Looks more like something than nothing.

masterlink: YAY I RULE THE WORLD!

Peach: *smacks him* dolt.

Yugi: Okay! But hey, about that Sakura chick...

Anzu: Yes, she likes you. Now go get her Yugi!

masterlink: Why are we in a subway?

diva04: Because we are...

~end flashback~

~*in the matrix*~

Peach: I am in a subway With my psycho brother and his babystitter. Could this day day get any WORSE?!?

Masterlink: It could only get better?

diva04: I have no comment.

Peach: Hey masterlink?

masterlink: yeah?

Peach: is that pause button still pushed down?

masterlink: I've had my finger on it the whole time. Why?

Peach: Turn the pause button off you moron! THAT'S WHAT IS KEEPING US STRANDED HERE!

masterlink: oh. *turns off pause button*

FLASH!

diva04: >.> <.< WE'RE HOMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *runs around hugging various things* HOME! HOME! HOME!

masterlink: *playing back tape* HEY WE GOT THE WHOLE THING ON CAMERA!

Peach: We did?

masterlink: YUP!

Peach: *tackles masterlink* I wanna see!

masterlink: okay, here, I'll stop it, let me push the pause--

Peach and diva04: NO!

Peach: *grabs camera* I don't trust you.

Yugi: *walks over* Hello, do I know you?

Peach: ...

masterlink: *shify eyes* Why?

Yugi: YOU'RE THE EVIL MAN WHO TOOK MY PIE!!!

diva04: *raises eyebrows* DID you take his pie?

masterlink: No...

Yugi: I WANT MY PIE YOU SICK FREAKY PIE STEALER!

masterlink: YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE THE PIE!

Yugi: *turns into Yami*

Yami: You have tresspassed in my soul...

Peach: I wonder...

Yami: Wonder What?

Peach: How come when your shadow powers flare up no one gives a D***?

Yami: Uhm....

diva04: isn't this supposed to be a blooper thing?

Yami: Why, yes!

masterlink: And why do you have the need for pie?

Yami: I like pie! *remembers that he has to challenge masterlink to a shadow game* I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHADOW GAME!!!

masterlink: Name the game.

Yami: Pie toss. Loser pays a penalty game.

masterlink: The target I'm aiming for?

Yami: *looks around* That street sign.

Peach: GO MASTERLINK!

diva04: YEAH!

Masterlink: *throws pie and easily hits the target*

Peach and diva04: YAY!

Yami: *throws pie really hard and knocks down street sign*

Peach: Does that mean...

diva04: ...Yami wins?

masterlink: I guess.

Yami: PENALTY GAME! You must eat the pie of doom.

masterlink: Pie of doom?

Yami: YES! THE PIE OF DOOM!

Peach: Gee, how original.

Yami: SILENCE FOOLISH MORTAL!

Peach: That's Bakura's line.

Yami: ... SILENCE ALL THE SAME! *hands masterlink THE pie of doom*

masterlink: *eats pie* Yum. Gee, I feel full. Eww! I don't like pie anymore!

Yami: A pie stolen will only taste--

Peach: horrible and all others will taste horrible as well. Get a better speech.

Yami: *jaw drops*

Peach: I'm cool like that!

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