Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ A Parody Crossover ❯ Chapter 6 ( Chapter 6 )

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To make it up to you people. I decided to post this chapter early! I just couldn't finish typing the last before I finished writing this chapter. So enjoy this added bonus! I mean bonus! This is a funny chapter!

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The next morning, Eli snuck into the library, and took out every book there was that could possibly give them away before it was time. When Li asked him what he was doing, Eli just said, "Buying us some time." And continued to put all the books on a bookshelf that he conjured up out of nowhere. Sakura was still fast asleep.

During lunch, Eli happily noticed that Hermione looked ticked off, and he was now sure that he had gotten all the books that could lead to them out of the library. Sakura was wondering what Eli was smiling about, but chose to ignore it because he always had that freaky smile on, so she continued eating her lunch unnerved. Li, on the other hand, was freaked out, because as far as he knew Eli, no good ever came out of that smile. He wanted to bash Eli unconscious when he remembered what troubles he caused in the past, but held his ground in order to save his dignity.

It was the last class of the day, and Eli, Li, and Sakura had Griffindor 5th years. (Don't ask me why they have DADA all the time.) Once again, Hermione had her notepad out, knowing that she was going to get some information out of this class! They might have taken away her library, but there was no way she'd give up! (Hermione's my role model! Even though I'm still as lazy as ever!)

They were half way through the class when the door burst open (literally), and in cam a very angry looking teen. Li was talking to Sakura at this time so neither noticed him until a shout echoed throughout the school. "KID! GET AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SISTER!" The man shouted bringing Sakura and Li out of their conversation. "Tory!" Sakura yelled and ran up to greet her big brother while Tory and Li glared at each other. The students were dumbfounded at this display. (Who could blame them?) "What are you doing here Tory?" Sakura asked her big brother making the two boys break up their glaring contest. Tory was about to answer when something or someone bounced at him and pushed him to the ground. The class stared in astonishment as a girl around Tory's age pounced on him and pushed him to the ground. "TORY!" The girl screamed while still awkwardly clinging to Tory's back. Just then, two more girls came in, accompanied by another boy around Tory's age.

"Julian! Tory! Roby! Meilin! Madison! I'm so glad to see you guys!" Sakura said happily, smiling at the people who came in. Just then, Sakura noticed that they were in the middle of teaching a class and blushed. Li noticed this and covered for her by introducing the newcomers. Sakura smiled at him and Li blushed. "KAWAII!" could be heard all over the school. After all the introduction everyone noticed that Ruby had gotten bored and was stuffing sweets down spinner's mouth. The CCS gang saw this and quickly dismissed the class before anyone could get hurt.

Hermione stayed behind, only to see Prof. Li banish a sword out of nowhere. "Element water! Come to my aid!" He screamed. As the smooth edge of the sword touched a yellow piece of paper with some weird writing on it, water poured out of it and hit spinner making him go back to normal. Hermione recorded this.

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter! This is the beginning of the parody part of the story. My head is full of ideas now so accept a lot of craziness! C ya!