Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ A Parody Crossover ❯ Chapter 10 ( Chapter 10 )

Chapter 10

A Day in the Life of Voldemort

A.K.A: The Loser

I got the idea for this chapter after I noticed how many reviewers loved Voldemort's stupidity. So this is for you people!

First, some Q/A

luna-moonkitty: I'm glad you enjoyed it! If you loved the previous chapter you will love this. :D

peachgirl: Glad you enjoyed it. I update sooner on Fanfiction. net though.

Sorry, but there aren't any more Q/As because I used most of them for the previous chapter. Oh Well! On to the story!

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It's another beautifully dark day in Voldemort's hiding place. Birds are dying, flowers decomposing, animals running as far away from the freaky place as possible. Ah, how peaceful. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" At least it was peaceful.

Voldemort has been woken to a piercing pain flowing through his thumb, only to realise his mistake. NEVER suck your thumb when you have fangs. So, thanks to that stupid potion, he's now sporting a jolly @#$%$#@%%& hole in his thumb. After putting a choo-choo train band-aid on his thumb, Voldemort proceeds his day of evil and stupidity.

After eating a nutritious breakfast of `Villain Cereal. We're Villains for you!' He goes of to sit in his chair and ponder about why he always does this when he can just ask the author what to do next. (A.N: O.o Problem is, even I don't know. This stuff just comes to me while I write.)

12:00 PM

"Ah. Tea time." And so, our villain enjoys a nice cup of tea with his fellow death eaters dressed in dresses. (A.N: Not THAT is evil!!! And SCARY!!!!! O.o) "Would you like some more tea Mr. Malfoy?" Voldemort asks one of his death eaters. Lucius just stares. And then files a complaint to the author saying, "What the !%!%^@%#@!$ do you think you're doing to my !%%!%#@%#%@ master you ##%!!$$!@!$%$ author!!!!" Now. Since Mr. Malfoy was a bad boy, he's now found wearing a pink dress. With laces. A wig. And holding a teddy bear. Let's just say he wasn't happy. But I'm feeling proud of myself. :)

The rest of the day goes smoothly enough because Voldemort has now surrounded himself with writer's blocks to protect himself from me. Needless to say, I think it's working.

5:00 PM

After a lot of drilling, I have finally got through the writer blocks. HURRAY FOR ME!!! So now, Voldemort is skipping happily in a beautiful field of flowers, killing them as he goes. He's happy because while the author was drilling, he made the perfect plan to finally beat the @$@!$#@!^%@%$ out of Harry. Even though we all know he won't succeed. Silly Voldemort.

7:00 PM

Voldemort considers changing his name because it is too long for the author to continuously type. Unfortunately, the author doesn't own him, so she can't. :( We are all sad.

9:00 PM

Voldemort cackles evilly for a long time, thinking at how perfect his plan is. Though he does stop for the occasional breath of air, and a strawberry flavoured cough drop.

10:00 PM

Voldemort changes into his teddy bear P.Js, and snuggles under his broom stick covers. Dreaming of chaos, death, violence, candy, chocolate, blasting the #%$@^#!$@%#% out of Harry, and of course, his beautiful plan. And so, Voldemort's day ends once again, and he once again forgets the problems in the morning, and sucks his thumb. Villains never do learn from their mistakes.

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Freaky Person: Short and crappy. I know. I started to run out of ideas sooner or later. Oh ya!!! Almost forgot!!! Meet my new Yami!! Her name's Jenny!

Jenny: Hi. I'm the more mature one. I'll be taking over the story once in a while.

Freaky Person: Yep. I can't always be insane!!! It's hard work!!!

Jenny: You're an embarrassment you know that?

Freaky Person: YEP :)!!!! Well, bye-bye for now!!! C ya later!!!

Jenny: Goodbye.

Freaky Person O.o

P.S: Where insanity meets me!!!