Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Unfortunate Fanfics--CCS MSTings ❯ The Clue Underground ( Chapter 1 )

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By: L-chan

Clowcardmastress's "The Clue Underground" MSTied by L-chan

L-chan's notes: This is my first MST. I appreciate Clowcardmastress giving me permission to MST her story. I hope she can understand my sense of humor and believe me when I say that this is all in good fun. It's nothing personal. And, besides, maybe some of my comments will help her become a better writer. It's good to have a little constructive criticism. But don't take things like this too seriously. Life's too short.

Disclaimer: Although Card Captor Sakura belongs to CLAMP, I occasionally like to borrow the characters for my own purposes, none of which involve making money.

~L-chan's House~

<L-chan greets her guests Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Meiling, Kero, and Yukito. A tall figure hangs back, apparently bracing himself for something.>

L-chan: Tooooooouya-kuuuuun! *glomp*

~Elsewhere~

Nakuru: I think some cheesy fangirl just stole my bit, Suppi.

Spinel: Who's Suppi?

~L-chan's House~

L-chan: Thanks for coming, everyone.

Yukito: Aren't you going to tell her to let go, To-ya?

Touya: She promised not to write any more sappy stories about me if I let her do this.

Yukito: Ah.

Touya: And, besides…she smells really good.

Meiling: So what's so terrible that you couldn't read it alone?

>>The Clue Underground

>>Author: Clowcardmastress

Sakura: She wishes.

Syaoran: Mastress?

L-chan: It's either master or mistress. Pick a gender and go with it.

Yukito: Yue asks that you please refrain from making genderist remarks.

L-chan: Oops, I forgot. I'm very sorry.

>> Chapter 1

Kero: Oh, no. Chapters.

Tomoyo: That's never a good sign.

>>It was 3:00 on the 4th of June,1999 in Japan.

Yukito: Wow. That is incredibly specific.

Touya: Ah, but where in Japan?

L-chan: Can we get latitude and longitude?

Meiling: Is this gonna be on the test?

>>"Sakura phone"called Mr.Alvon up the stairs.

Touya: <Dave> Aaaaaaaaaaalvoooooooooon!

Syaoran: What's a Sakura phone?

Tomoyo: Okaa-san's company makes those. They're pink and so kawaii!

L-chan: So we're using dub names? I think that should be "Avalon".

>>"Coming" replied Sakura.

>>When Sakura answered the phone she found that it was Tomoyo her best friend.

Yukito: Now it's a Tomoyo phone?

Sakura: The author mixed up our real names and the dub names. What a fan.

>>"Hi Tomoyo what's up?"asked Sakura

Sakura: Whaaaazzzzuuuuup?

Tomoyo: Whaaaazzzzuuuuup?

>>"Hi Sakura want to come over at 5:00 tonight?"asked Tomoyo

Syaoran: <Tomoyo> It's 3:02 right now, so that gives you one hour and fifty-eight minutes.

Kero: <Sakura> And you mean today, the 4th of June, 1999?

L-chan: Establishing the timeline must be very important to this story.

>>"Ok I will be over later, see ya"

>>"Bye Sakura"

>>"Who was that Sakura?" asked Kero

Kero: I chose her; I should know which Sakura it is.

Yukito: Sakura Shinjuugi?

Syaoran: Sakura Yamazaki?

Touya: Sakura Kuyiyagawa?

>>"It was Tomoyo,Kero"answered Sakura

Meiling: <Sakura> It's none of your business who I talk to on the phone.

>>Later that night at 4:50

Syaoran: Oh God, there is going to be a test.

Sakura: Should I be taking notes?

>>"be back before 8:00, its dangerous after dark in Japan"said Mr.Avlon

L-chan: It is?

Touya: Not in Tomoeda.

Syaoran: At least, not since Hiiragizawa left.

Yukito: What happened to Mr. Alvon?

Meiling: The part of Mr. Alvon will now be played by Mr. Avlon.

>>"Ok dad, see ya"said Sakura

>>She want over to Tomoyo's, but when she got there all the lights were off and the door was unlocked.

Kero: She "want" over?

>>"That's weird,Tomoyo knows that I was coming"Sakura thought.

Syaoran: <Tomoyo> But I said to come over at 5:00, and it's now 5:02. I couldn't wait around all day. The author's got us on a tight schedule.

>>As Sakura went in,

Yukito: The lights suddenly came on…

All: Surprise!

Sakura: <Sakura> Aw, you guys remembered!

>>the house was a mess.

L-chan: Must be the maid's day off.

Touya: <Sonomi> Good help is so hard to find.

>>"I better call Sayoran,

Meiling: <Sakura> I'll make him clean this up.

Syaoran: Who's Sayoran?

L-chan: I think that's you, sweetie.

>>I just hope that the phone still works"

Tomoyo: Why shouldn't the phone work?

Touya: <Sonomi> What do you mean the bill wasn't paid? Someone is so fired!

>>But before she could get to the phone she heard a weak cry for help, so she went to see where it was

>>coming from, then she went upstairs of the house. Then she

>>heard a loud bang outside, then she heard angery voices and again the cry for help was heard.

Kero: It's not just the house that's a mess.

Yukito: "Angery"?

>>"It sounds like it's coming from inside the house, but where is it?".

Touya: The calls are coming from inside the house!

L-chan: Didn't she just look everywhere?

Sakura: Hard to tell from that last paragraph.

>>As Sakura said this to her self, she heard the front door open and close and then the person who opened

>>the door came into veiw she saw it was....

Tomoyo: The Avon lady?

Meiling: The pizza guy?

Syaoran: Mitchell?

Yukito: The grammar police?

L-chan: The author, writing a self-insert fic?

Touya: I wouldn't talk, L-chan.

Kero: A chainsaw-wielding maniac?

Sakura: Hoe?!

>>Chapter 2

L-chan: "Star Wolf."

All: *singing* He tried to kill me with a forklift….

>>Sayoran

L-chan: Star wolf, little wolf. I was close.

>>"Sayoran what are you doing here?" asked Sakura.

Meiling: <Sayoran> Plot convenience. Cool, huh?

>>"I have something to ask you Sakura" Sayoran said

Syaoran: <Sayoran> Have you ever considered becoming an Amway distributor?

>>"What is it Sayoran"asked Sakura looking into deep amber eyes

L-chan: WAFF alert!

>>"Sakura will..."

Meiling: <Sayoran> …you help me get back together with Meiling?

Tomoyo: <Sayoran> …you ask Daidouji to make me some costumes, too?

Touya: <Sayoran> …you leave me alone? Your brother will kick my ass.

Syaoran: <Sayoran> …you tell your brother I could beat the crap out of him any day?

Touya: Watch it, gaki.

>>started Sayoran, but before he could finish,they both heard a door being shut and voices from upstairs in

>>the attic.

>>Voice#1 "Be quiet you or somone will hear you."

Sakura: Or worse, someone.

>>Voice#2 "Sorry boss,but no ones here but us."

Kero: Ah, the incompetent crooks routine! Always a crowd pleaser.

>>Voice#3 "My friends will find me ."

Yukito: That must be Tomoyo-chan.

>>Voice#1 "Shut up both of you."

Meiling: <Voice#2> No, you shut up!

Syaoran: <Voice#1> No, you shut up!

>>Voice#3 "You shoud listen to your self." she mumbled.

Sakura: And you "shoud" learn how to spell.

>>Voice#1 "What did you say?" he growled.

Touya: Hey, why all the anger? Let's all take a deep breath and go to our happy place.

>>Voice#3 "Nothing."

>>Then they heard a door being closed.

Yukito: Didn't they already hear the door being shut?

>>"Sakura that last voice sounded like Tomoyo."

>>I know Sayoran,

Sakura: Well, duh.

>>why don't we go up in the attic and see if we can find them."Sakura said to Sayoran.

Meiling: Must be a big attic.

L-chan: Where are the family bodyguards?

Touya: <Sonomi> What am I paying you people for?!

>>"But Sakura its already 7:30, we will came back tomorrow,o.k."

Syaoran: <Sayoran> She might be killed in the meantime, but we can't miss curfew.

>>"O.k Sayoran"said Sakura.

Sakura: <Sakura> It's not like we're that close, anyway.

Tomoyo: So no one's going to save me? Some friends.

Touya: Somehow, Sonomi-san will make this all Otou-san's fault.

>>THE NEXT DAY

Yukito: The kidnappers and Tomoyo were long gone, but at least Sakura had made it home on time.

>>As Sakura and Sayoran were walking up to the front steps of Tomoyo's house, Sakura saw four pairs of

>>footprints going around the house, Sayoran look there are

>>in the mud and they go right into the ice house.

Kero: That was clear as mud.

Touya: Ice house?

Tomoyo: That explains it. They're at the wrong house.

>>Chapter 3

Meiling: I don't think these chapter breaks are necessary.

Syaoran: They really fall in awkward places, don't they?

>>The ice house is a small bulding that had an earth floor and shelfs with piles of sawdust on them, the

>>floor was also covered with sawdust.

L-chan: No need to comment on the spelling errors.

Yukito: I've lost count.

Sakura: Does the author spend a lot of time in ice houses or something? This is the most description I've seen yet.

Meiling: Other than the obsessive timekeeping.

Touya: Sawdust? Is this an ice house or a lumber mill?

>>As Sakura was looking

>>around, Sayoran called to her,

>>"Sakura I found a note" Sayoran told her

Syaoran: <Sayoran> It's a B flat.

>>"What does it say Sayoran?" Sakura asked him.

>>"I don't know, I can't read it." said Sayoran,

L-chan: Boy, Tomoeda Elementary really needs to reevaluate their curriculum.

Touya: Sounds like someone needs to get hooked on phonics.

>>"It says tsudwas eht ni dnuof eb nac sllib rellod 0001,do you know what it says Sakura"asked Sayoran.

Sakura: <Sakura> It apparently says "tsudwas eht ni dnuof eb nac sllib rellod 0001."

Yukito: The old backwards message trick. A classic.

>>"No Sayoran I don't"answered Sakura.

Meiling: <Sakura> I go to Tomoeda, too, so I can't read either.

>>Later that day

>>Sakura was at home wathing T.V

Tomoyo: Everyone's real concerned about me, aren't they?

Kero: "Wathing"?

>>will Kero ate a chocolat chip cookie,

Sakura: Will he? I think the answer to that is "Duh."

Meiling: A special commemorative cookie from the film "Chocolat"?

Kero: Mmm, cookies. *flies off to the kitchen*

Yukito: Grab some for me, too.

Touya: Speaking of grabbing….

L-chan: Oops. Sorry, Touya-kun.

>>when a news bulliten came on,

>>Newsreporter"'Thousands of thousand dollar bills were stolen from Tokoyo bank earlier today, suspects

>>say that the man was in his thritys with short red and

>>brown, if you see this man pleaes call the poilce at once, thank you."

<L-chan makes a note to buy Clowcardmastress a dictionary.>

Syaoran: The suspects have identified the perpetrator? What the?

Sakura: The man has short red and brown what?

Meiling: Hmm, where was Terada-sensei when all this was going on?

Syaoran: <Terada> I wasn't with Sasaki-san. Really, I wasn't! Stop looking at me!

>>Sakura then turned th T.V off, and called Sayoran's house.

Tomoyo: <Sakura> Did I leave my "E" over there?

>>"Hello this is wei speaking."

Touya: <wei> We don't have your "E", but have you seen my capital "W"?

>>"Hi, is Sayoran there?"

Syaoran: <wei> There's no one here by that name.

>>"Sorry, master Sayoran when't over to Tomoyo's house."

Kero: *returns with cookies* Since when is "went" a contraction?

L-chan: And where did that "H" come from? The letters are running amuck!

>>"O.k, thanks."

Meiling: So, Syaoran is still at Daidouji-san's house while Kinomoto-san is home goofing off?

Tomoyo: Guess I know who my real friends are.

>>Sakura than hung up the phone and want over to Tomoyo's, she soon got there and found Sayoran.

Syaoran: <Sayoran> There you are. I thought you were just going to the bathroom.

>>"Sayoran let's go and look in the attic for some clues."

Tomoyo: If you find my cold, lifeless body, that's probably a clue.

>>"O.k Sakura lets go."

Syaoran: <Sayoran> Hurry up. I'm starting to run out of punctuation marks.

>>Chapter 4

>>Sayoran and Sakura were looking in the attic when Sakura saw that the floor was covered in dust

Touya: <Sonomi> That's it. I'm replacing the whole staff.

>>except one part near the book case. Has Sakura pushed a piece

>>of wood that came out father then it's supposed to, the book case started to move away from the wall so

>>Sakura and Sayoran could see a space behind it.

Yukito: Was that a question, or did that happen?

Touya: Search me…. L-chan! Hands!

L-chan: But you said-

>>Sakura

>>then walked over to it, the space was seven feet tall with a little light in it, in the middle was a small star

>>shaped nacklace with a dimond in the center and on the

>>back it said:

>>To:Tomoyo Happy Brithday, Love: Mom.

Tomoyo: At least somebody loves me.

Meiling: Is Spell-Check really that hard to use?

>>"Look Sakura

Kero: <Sayoran> How much do you think we could get for this?

>>I found a little caperment full of letters

Touya: <Sayoran> Here's your "E" and Wei's "W"!

Sakura: What the heck is a caperment?

>>and they all say to: Mr.Shawn Tyler from:Mrs.Lilly Tyler,

Kero: Who?

Syaoran: What does this have to do with anything?

>>I guess Shawn Tyler is Tomoyo's dad and Lilly Tyler is her mom."

>>(A.N I don't know Tomoyo's mom and dads name or there last name so I am going to use these)

L-chan: Poor Sonomi-san.

>>Chapter5

>>The Next Day

Yukito: Why haven't they just called the police?

Meiling: Or used magic. Something!

>>"Sakura you have mail."called Mr.Avlon.

All: You've got mail!

L-chan: So Mr. Avlon is the AOL guy?

Touya: But what's he doing in our house?

>>"O.K dad"Sakura said

Kero: The author has officially run out of periods.

>>Sakura then opened the letter it said:

Tomoyo: "You may already be a winner!"

>>To: Sakura Avlon,

>>tsudwas eht ni dnuof eb nac sllib rellod s'0001 means 1000's dollar bills can be found in the sawdust, this

>>will be the anwser, from:Mrs.Lilly Tyler.

>>P.S, bring Tomoyo to Tokoyo apartments no.5.

Meiling: <Mrs. Tyler> If she's still alive, that is.

Syaoran: How the hell does she know what's going on?

L-chan: The role of Lilly Tyler will now be played by Kaho Mizuki.

Sakura: Does this mean that Mrs. Tyler is involved?

>>"This will solve the mystery, I got to call Sayoran and tell him about it.

Tomoyo: This solves nothing! I'm still missing!

>>Later that day

>>Sakura and Sayoran wen't back over to Tomoyo's house and went in the ice house and found the money

>>under the sawdust,

Yukito: Must have been an awfully big pile of sawdust.

Touya: It's an awfully big pile of something, all right.

>>"Look Sayoran under the biggest pile its a trap door"said Sakura

Kero: How convenient!

Sakura: Is this where the "underground" part comes in?

>>"Lets open it then Sakura" said Sayoran

Meiling: <Sakura> But it's already 7:30. We can come back tomorrow.

>>Sakura then opened the door and behind it was a large stone passage, it had a few lights in it, Sakura and

>>Sayoran made their way to the end of the passage and

>>found a big room that was brigtly lit,that had a table with a white sheet on it and what looked like a body

>>on the table and a cage like thing on the far left side of the

>>room,that had a crying girl about the age of 18,she had long black hair and what looked like blury purple

>>eyes.

Touya: I think somebody's been reading Poe.

L-chan: Or watching too many Ed Wood movies.

>>"Tomoyo"called out Sakura,"what happened"

Tomoyo: <Tomoyo> It took you so freaking long to find me that I've apparently aged six years!

>>Sayoran then let her out and she told them that aftershe called Sakura that two gays came

Touya and Yukito: What?

>> and took them down in this room then they killed her father and was

>>going to kill her too but thats when they heard you coming and left.

Tomoyo: <Tomoyo> Although if they'd know that you weren't going to look for me, they might have stayed and killed me, too, so I guess you're forgiven for being such idiots!

>>"Tomoyodo you know why they took you?"askedSayoran.

Meiling: <Tomoyo> They were after my space bar.

>>"Yes Sayoran I do my dad and I know that they were taking money."

Sakura: How?

Syaoran: <Clowcardmastress> That's not important.

Touya: <Xellos> That is a secret.

>>They then heard poilce sirens and doors being closed, they went back up and saw two poilce

>>cars one had the men that killed Mr.Tyler,

L-chan: "Poilce"?

Kero: Who called the police?

Sakura: And how did they know who did it?

Syaoran: <Clowcardmastress> That's not important!

Touya: <Xellos> That is a secret.

Yukito: I'm beginning to think that Mrs. Tyler was involved after all.

Meiling: <Mrs. Tyler> And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids.

>>Tomoyo then went over and told the police what happened,

Syaoran: <Tomoyo> Actually, I videotaped the whole thing, if you want to see it.

Meiling: <Tomoyo> And can you arrest my friends for stupidity?

>>Sakura then remembered the letter,

Tomoyo: <Sakura> It's an "M"!

>>"Tomoyo" asked Sakura "do you know someone that lives in Tokoyo apartment no.5?"

L-chan: <Tomoyo> It's that horrible Mrs. Tyler who thinks she's my mother. Please don't take me there!

>>"Sakura my mom lives there, I'am going over there right now, thanks Sakura"said Tomoyo a little

>>happier.

Kero: <Tomoyo> I've been through a horrible ordeal, and my dad's dead, but oh, what a pretty day!

>>Tomoyo then left and Sakura turened to Sayoran,

Sakura: That sounds painful.

>>"Sayoran didn't you want to ask me something?" asked Sakura.

Syaoran: That was three days ago!

Meiling: <Sayoran> I was just wondering if you thought Meiling and I should have a summer or fall wedding.

>>Sayoran then turned red in the face

L-chan: It's an in-character moment at last!

All: Hooray!

>>and turened

Yukito: Ouch.

>>to look into Sakura's deep blue eyes

Tomoyo: <Sakura> How do you like my colored contact lenses?

>>and said "Sakura do you whant to be my girlfirend?".asked Sayoran

Kero: <Sakura> Only if you learn how to spell "want."

Tomoyo: <Sakura> And "girlfriend."

>>"Oh Sayoran yes I will be your girlfirend.

L-chan: <Sakura> We can be illiterate together!

Touya: So this whole story was set up just for a WAFF moment?

Yukito: I think it's sweet.

>>Deep amber and deep blue eyes looking into each other as they go for there first kiss together.

Kero: And the moment was spoiled by an author who can't spell, can't construct a proper sentence, and doesn't know what color Sakura's eyes are.

>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The End?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

All: Yes!

>>O.K Sakura and the others are 18,Tomoyo lives with her dad.

Meiling: That information would have been helpful at the beginning of the story.

>>And pleaes R&R, I hope you like it, bye

Kero: And a spelling error right to the end.

Touya: At least she's consistent.

L-chan: Well, everyone?

Syaoran: I didn't really see anything that made this a CCS story. I mean, just change the names and it could have applied to any show.

L-chan: You're right. She didn't really get into the characters' personalities. It was a little generic.

Sakura: And shouldn't you be a fan to write a fan fiction? This person didn't even know everyone's names.

Tomoyo: I don't know what I did to deserve Clowcardmastress's hatred. Not only was I locked up and my "father" killed, but no one seemed too concerned.

Yukito: Overall, though, I didn't think this story was too painful.

Meiling: Uh oh, don't give her any ideas.

<L-chan laughs evilly.>

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Until next time….

>>she told them that aftershe called Sakura that two gays came