Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Unfortunate Fanfics--CCS MSTings ❯ A Twist of Fate ( Chapter 2 )

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By: L-chan

moonlightbaby's "A Twist of Fate" MSTied by L-chan

L-chan's notes: I appreciate moonlightbaby giving me permission to MST her story. I hope she can understand my sense of humor and believe me when I say that this is all in good fun. It's nothing personal. And, besides, maybe some of my comments will help her become a better writer. It's good to have a little constructive criticism. But don't take things like this too seriously. Life's too short.

Disclaimer: Although Card Captor Sakura belongs to CLAMP, I occasionally like to borrow the characters for my own purposes, none of which-*phone ringing* Hello?… I know. I haven't returned Touya yet…. Well, he's a bit…um…tied up at the moment…. I'll send him back tomorrow. I promise.

~L-chan's House~

<L-chan greets her guests Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Meiling, Kero, and Yukito. A tall figure remains silent and motionless, hoping she won't->

L-chan: Tooooooouya-kuuuuun! *glomp*

<Oh, well.>

~Elsewhere~

Nakuru: Stop stealing my bit, you *censored* fangirl!

Spinel: Keep it down. Some of us are trying to read.

~L-chan's House~

<L-chan lets go of Touya to hug Meiling.>

Touya: Thank God.

L-chan: Now, Meiling-chan, before we read this, I want to make sure you know that I love you.

Meiling: I don't like the sound of this.

<L-chan settles herself in Touya's lap.>

Yukito: What did she promise you this time, To-ya?

Yukito: Is that even physically possible?

Sakura: Can we get on with the story, please?

>>A Twist of Fate

>>Author: moonlightbaby

>>Disclaimer: I do not own the charters of CCS!!!

Syaoran: Whoa, switch to decaf.

Tomoyo: <moonlightbaby> They filed their own paperwork! I don't have the charters!

>>Tears streamed down Melin's face.

Meiling: My name! What did they do to my beautiful name?

L-chan: It gets worse.

>>She was in her wedding dress and this was the day that once upon a time she dreamed of so much!

Sakura: So it was either get married or go to school in her underwear.

Syaoran: I hate that one!

Kero: How about getting married in your underwear?

>>Now it was a curse! Once she thought she loved Li Shoran

Touya: But then she sobered up.

L-chan: Run! It's the dubbies!

>>but now she knew that was only a schoolgirl crush.

Syaoran: Crush. That sounds like Meiling, all right.

Kero: <Melin> I will crush you like a little bug.

>>Now her beloved and her could not be together.

Tomoyo: But could "she"?

>>She could stop the wedding but Melin was a Raye,

Yukito: Of sunshine?

Touya: Of hope?

>>she could not dishonor the Raye Family,

Meiling: Even though I have no idea who they are.

>>despite how much she hated them right this moment for arranging this

>>marriage of two people who did not love one another.

L-chan: But wasn't the engagement your idea?

Meiling: When you mix elements of the real story and the dub, who knows?

Sakura: It all becomes one big mess.

>>"I've lost all chance of happiness!" Melin sobbed.

Kero: So she killed herself.

Meiling: Hey! You and me, bath sponge. Let's go.

Kero: Any time, little girl. Bring it.

Sakura: Be nice, Kero-chan.

Kero: But-

Sakura: Or else no sweets!

Kero: Yes, Sakura-sama.

>>"Ready to go Melin?" Madison asked as her and Sakura entered the doorway.

All: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Sakura: Doppelganger! Tomoyo-chan, are you going to d-d-d-

Tomoyo: I'm hoping she'll be the one to die.

>>Melin quickly dries her tears and faced them.

Yukito: Mixing up her tenses in the process.

>>She saw Sakura and smiled softly.

Touya: Killing me softly with her smile…

Kero: Killing us slowly with this story…

>>"You should be the one in this dress today to be married. Not me." Melin said with grief.

Syaoran: <Sakura> But I can't wear white!

Syaoran: Oops.

Touya: You gaki… I swear, I'll-

Sakura: He's kidding, Onii-chan.

>>"Oh, Melin I never meant for Lee to fall in love with me and me with him.

L-chan: What happened to Li?

Tomoyo: <Lee> Check out my new name. Got the idea from a pair of jeans.

>>I'm so sorry." Sakura cried.

Meiling: Not half as sorry as we are.

>>"Don't be! I'm not!

Kero: <Melin> I'm glad to be rid of that loser.

>>Plus I can understand not being able to fall in love with another." Melin pleaded.

Sakura: <Melin> I beg you, get me out of this fic!

>>"What?" Sakura and Madison asked in unison with surprise.

Yukito: We didn't understand it either.

>>"Is it so hard to believe that I could fall in love with another boy other then Lee Shoran!"

Tomoyo: Actually, yes.

>>Melin sobbed with a

>>new wave of grief.

All: *singing* The real folk blues….

>>Sakura walked up to Melin and hugged her tightly each young woman crying there hearts

>>out not only for the others loss but for their own as well.

Syaoran: <Melin> Come on, one more game of Scrabble. I know I can win this time!

>>Melin and Sakura backed away slowly from their embrace

Touya: Step away from the embrace slowly and keep your hands where I can see them!

L-chan: *gets up* Okay.

Touya: No, I didn't mean you.

<L-chan returns to Touya's lap.>

Touya: Crap.

Yukito: You blew your chance.

L-chan: I knew you liked me, Touya-kun.

Touya: *censored*

>>and Melin looked down at her veil. It's a good thing

>>this thing is so thick

Kero: <Melin> Like my head.

Meiling: That's two, plushie.

>>no one will see me cry, as I say "I do" to the wrong man! Melin thought. Suddenly an

>>idea struck Melin

Syaoran: <Melin> Ouch!

Kero: <idea> Watch where you're going, kid.

>>and she was filled with a new renewal of hope!

Yukito: As opposed to an old renewal of hope?

Touya: Nothing like being redundant.

>>JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

>>LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

All: ???????????????????????????

>>Lee having only one true friend in the world that was the same sex had asked Eriol to be his best man.

Syaoran: Oh God, was every other male in the universe busy that day?

Tomoyo: <Eriol> I'm honored, my cute descendant.

Syaoran: Cut it out, Daidouji. That's too creepy.

>>Eriol who had left the day after that Sakura had beaten him

Touya: …to a bloody pulp.

Syaoran: For once we agree on something.

>>willing came to see everyone again. He had meant to come sooner but had been busy in England.

Sakura: Doing what?

Yukito: Do we really want to know?

All: No!

>>He was certain when he had left Tomeda Japan that Sakura and

>>Lee would find a way to be together.

L-chan: But sometimes you had to drop them down an elevator shaft to get your point across.

Sakura: *dreamily* That was a good day, wasn't it?

>>He walked up to Lee with hopes of talking him out of this phony matrimony

Meiling: <moonlightbaby> Hee, hee, I'm a poet and don't know it.

>>between Lee and Melin.

Tomoyo: Even though he'd never met either of them before.

>>"You know you shouldn't do this!"

Sakura: <Eriol> Wearing black pants and brown shoes. What's wrong with you?

>>"I have no choice! The elders have spoken

Touya: You've been voted off the island.

Kero: Now, take your whatsit torch and get out of here!

>>there's no way out of this!" Lee cried.

Meiling: <Lee> I'm trapped in this fic! Help me!

>>"What about Sakura?"

Sakura: What about Bob?

>>"What ABOUT her?

Meiling: What about ME?!

>>Yes I love her with all my heart, but we can't be together!" Lee sighed.

Syaoran: Just a sigh? I think I'd be a little more upset.

>>"Run away, walk out

Tomoyo: <Lee> Hold on. Do you want me to walk or run?

>>of this Church and NEVER look back, take Sakura with you, marry her,

Touya: Nooooooooo!

>>and spend the

>>rest of your lives together!" Eriol begged Lee.

Yukito: <Eriol> And take me with you. I want out of this story, too.

>>"I can't leave Melin like this at the day of our wedding standing at the altar!" Lee shot back.

Syaoran: And Eriol was killed. Oh, well.

>>"I won't destroy her honor like that!"

Tomoyo: <Eriol> So then how would you like to destroy her honor?

Kero: <Lee> Well, it involves ten feet of rope and a jar of crunchy peanut butter….

Meiling: I don't even want to know what you guys are talking about.

>>"So your going to go through with this, denying what is not only in your heart but what is in Sakura's as

>>well!" Eriol asked gently.

Touya: Yes! Stay away from my sister!

>>"I have no choice." Lee whispered as a tear wiggled free of his eyes.

Sakura: <tear> I'm free! Woo-hoo!

L-chan: Lee's tears are made of Jell-O?

>>Both men had been through a lot

>>together and though they would not come out and openly admit it, they were close friends.

Syaoran: Yep, this is definitely fiction.

>>Eriol's heart ached for his "cute decedent"

Touya: Problem solved. Lee has died.

Kero: <game show host> Now it's time for Fox's newest show, "Who Wants to Marry a Corpse?"

Tomoyo: <Anna Nicole Smith> How much money does he have?

>>and for a certain cherry blossom who could not be together. The two lovers deserved

Sakura: …much better than this story.

>>to be with each other and yet they could not. But he could see why Lee would not leave Melin to bear

>>the shame of him running away.

Yukito: Here's an idea. Why don't they both run away?

Kero: Let's all run away!

>>He had missed much why he was away at England.

Tomoyo: "At" England?

>>He bore much guilt in his soul.

Sakura: Wow. This is an incredibly tortured fic.

>>Had I only stayed here Japan,

L-chan: By the way, why aren't they getting married in Hong Kong?

Yukito: If that's the only question you have, then you're way ahead of me.

>>today would not be happing

Meiling: "Happing"?

Tomoyo: How could he have stopped it?

>>and much sadness would not have to be bared.

Kero: <Austin Powers> Bare your sadness, baby, yeah!

>>When Lee had regained his composure the two men took their places at the altar

Meiling: And started chugging the Communion wine like nobody's business.

Touya: <Eriol> You know, *hic* Melin's pretty cute. Maybe *hic* I could marry her.

>>and awaited the start of the ceremony.

Kero: Uh oh. I thought the wedding was going to be called off, so I went ahead and ate the cake.

>>Soon the music began and Melin and her father came forward to the altar. Lee took Melin's hand

Sakura: <Melin> Hey, give that back!

>>at the appropriate time and they kneeled at the altar and the ceremony began.

Sakura: <Melin> Seriously, give it back. I'm bleeding to death over here!

>>Eriol sighed as he took a look at the couple.

L-chan: <Eriol> I wish I was the one marrying Lee.

L-chan: What? Do you guys know how many Eriol/Syaoran stories are on ff.net? There must be a reason.

>>It was then he realized something.

Syaoran: <Eriol> Oh, man, I'm missing Oprah. I hope Nakuru's taping it.

>>Melin had a very faint blue magic aura.

Touya: Time to replace her batteries.

>>Nothing major because in every human there was the potential for magic and the color of it came

>>from their personality. But the aura of the bride was bright pink!

Tomoyo: <Madison> It's not pink; it's cyber rose!

>>The bride wasn't Melin it was SAKURA!

All: *fake gasp* No, really?

>>Eriol gasped with realization.

Meiling: <Eriol> Of course! "To get to the other side!" I get it now!

>>Lee faced him with an annoyed glance.

Sakura: <Lee> I knew I should've asked Yamazaki instead. Stupid evil ancestor!

>>Eriol only pointed to the bride.

Yukito: <Eriol> Can you believe she wore white?

L-chan: Okay, boys, I think that's it for the white dress jokes.

>>In his attempt to get through this Lee had not really looked at Melin but he did. At first he noticed

>>nothing major till he used magic and looked at her aura.

Tomoyo: <Melin> Stop it! You're not supposed to see my aura until we're properly married.

Sakura: <Lee> Come on. I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

Touya: What's happened to my innocent little kaijuu?

>>His eyes got wide with disbelief.

Kero: <Lee> I can't believe it's not butter!

>>He turned back to Eriol it

>>was then he noticed two dark haired girls out of the view of the audience hiding behind a pew. It was

>>Melin and Madison.

Yukito: Wow, they stink at hide and seek.

>>Melin smiled and gave him and Sakura thumb's up.

Sakura: While Madison planned her awesome new web page featuring, like, this totally cool wedding footage and stuff.

>>He turned back to Sakura and smiled.

Meiling: <Lee> Soon the Clow Cards will be mine! All mine!

>>Melin had risked a lot to put Sakura in her place so that they could be

>>together.

Sakura: She'd put all of her money in Enron.

All: Oh, no!

>>He was not going to waste her efforts. He sent a silent prayer that no body else would notice the

>>switch of the brides till it was to late.

Touya: <Touya> No! Don't do it, kaijuu!

Yukito: But, To-ya, you wouldn't notice without your powers.

Touya: Crap. Give `em back.

Yukito: No way.

>>His prayers were answered.

Syaoran: Eriol got hit by lightning and died.

Tomoyo: <Eriol> That's okay. I'll just reincarnate myself as your son.

Syaoran: Noooooooooo!

L-chan: The Freudian overtones of that make my head spin.

>>"You may kiss the bride." The priest finished.

Yukito: <priest> Now, where's the bar?

>>Well her goes nothing.

Meiling: <Lee> And there goes my "E"! Catch it, quick!

>>He thought to himself as he quickly unveiled the bride and kissed her deeply.

Tomoyo: <Sakura> Wow, that was great. Can I have my gum back?

>>Gasps could be heard through out the church as the ceremony ended.

Yukito: <guest> What do you mean there's no buffet?

>>"What is this? Who is she? Where is Melin?" One elder screamed in anger.

Touya: Not very dignified behavior for an elder.

>>"I'm right here!

Kero: Boy, she really does stink at hide and seek.

>>And don't be yelling at Lee

Syaoran: <Melin> That's my job.

Meiling: I'm not that bad, am I, Syaoran?

Syaoran: Not when we're in different countries.

>>he had nothing to do with this and knew nothing of it till Sakura

>>was already at the altar. I did it!

Yukito: <Melin> I sold us out to Nelvana!

All: Boo!

>>And I would so it again if I had the chance!"

Sakura: Ah, but would you "do" it again?

>>The church went deadly silent

L-chan: So, everyone has died now?

>>no one ever yelled at an elder of the Li and Raye clan!

Tomoyo: Okay, I'm confused. The Li and Raye clan?

Sakura: And is it Li or Lee? Or Lee of the Li clan?

Syaoran: My head hurts.

>>It was un heard of.

Meiling: So was the Raye clan.

>>"Don't you dare defy me young lady I am older and wiser

>>then you!" He stuttered with amazement.

Touya: Sounds like someone else was partaking of a little wine.

>>"You may be older then me and seen more years then I,

Yukito: <Melin> What with you being older and all.

>>But I doubt wiser! You had the chance to find your true love, marry her, have children, and grow old

>>and be happy together!

L-chan: <elder> I wouldn't exactly use the word "happy."

Meiling: <elder's wife> Tell me about it. Someone thinks he's too important to take out the garbage.

>>But YOU denied Lee and I of that

>>chance. Well we decided we would not let you!

Touya: <Lee> Hey, I had nothing to do with this!

>>We do not love each other the way a married couple do!

Kero: <Melin> Well, just that one time, but that's it!

Syaoran: If Meiling doesn't hurt you, plushie, I will.

>>Lee loves the Clow mistress and she returns his love

Tomoyo: <Sakura> I'd like to return this love, please. How much store credit will that give me?

>>and they are destined to be together and I love another and we are destined to be together.

Sakura: <Melin> However, if someone can make me a better offer, I'll be glad to listen.

>>You may be a Li and a decedent

Touya: And another Li bites the dust.

L-chan: This is turning into "Four Funerals and a Wedding."

>>of Clow Reeve himself,

Yukito: Didn't he play Superman?

>>a powerful magician an a elder of our clan but not even you or your fellow elders could stop fate from

>>bringing Lee and Sakura together and you won't be able to stop my beloved and I either.

Meiling: Wow, even I'm not this gutsy.

>>It serves you right trying to decide the fate and destiny of two people! You are

>>not God and you would be doing are clan a favor by stop pretending you are.

All: Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

>>Yes you have been defied! And there is nothing you can do to stop it!

Tomoyo: <Melin> Nyah, nyah, nyah nyah nyah!

>>They have been married in a holy church,

Kero: Well, the Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love Wedding Chapel and Video Arcade, but still….

>>on holy ground,

Yukito: It used to be a Dunkin' Donuts.

Touya: Holes. I get it.

>>both knew who the other was as

>>they said their vows, they love each other and the only way a divorce can be made is by themselves if

>>only both should choose it.

Sakura: Take a breath, Melin.

Tomoyo: Yeah, we're running out of room for all the bodies.

>>And I highly doubt THAT will

>>happen." Melin said defiantly with her head held high.

Kero: She tried to make a graceful exit, but tripped on her way out.

>>The elders went in an up- roar. "You missy, and your little friends will pay!"

Tomoyo: <elder> And your little dog, too!

>>The head elder spat.

All: Eeeeeeewwww.

>>"Your highness! As your duty as the leader of the clan you have to

>>judge and punish these insubordinate children!" He growled to Lee's mother.

Touya: <elder> I demand that they be put in "time out"!

>>"I am no longer the leader of the Clan. Lee is married now! He is the leader and his bride.

Sakura: So, Lee married himself?

>>His word is now law." She said with a glare.

L-chan: Ah, so that's where he gets it.

>>All heads turned to Lee.

Kero: Will the real Lee please stand up?

>>"My word is this.

Syaoran: <Lee> "Hoe."

Sakura: <Sakura> No, that's my word.

Syaoran: <Lee> Oh, right.

>>The elders of the Clan have been a powerful source

Yukito: <Lee> But we can afford electricity now.

>>and are wise with age. But from now on

Meiling: <Lee> Dessert will be served before dinner instead of after.

>>their power is no more then an advisor to the people. Arranged marriages are here now forbidden.

Touya: <Lee> Ritual sacrifices, though, will still be encouraged.

>>So have I

>>said, so shall it be done!" Lee commanded with his bride by his side.

Tomoyo: Sounds like someone else has a God complex.

>>The people cheered in delight at their

>>new leaders strength.

Syaoran: <Lee> Now, watch me lift this 4x4 truck and carry it across the parking lot!

All: Oooh!

>>"You… you can't do that!" The elder stuttered.

Touya: Someone get this guy to speech therapy.

>>"I can and I just did!" Lee grinned as she took his bride

Meiling: Ack! Lee is a girl! No wonder I didn't want to marry him. Or her. Whatever.

Tomoyo: <Madison> Hey, that's my word.

>>and walked out the church. Eriol, Madison, and Melin

Syaoran: Hey, how come when someone writes a dub story, Hiiragizawa always gets to keep his name?

Sakura: One of the benefits of being Clow, I guess.

>>followed and soon the rest of the church to leave the elders with their new position.

Kero: <elder> This sucks. I'm going to see if they need any elders over at the Gap.

>>A man with blonde hair and gold eyes came running to the church.

Sakura: Why do I feel like I should know who this is?

>>When he saw a bride and the groom walk

>>out of the church, his heart fell.

Touya: <heart> Ouch!

>>He had arrived to late, his beloved was already married.

Tomoyo: I think it's nice that someone wrote a story with a boyfriend for you, Meiling-chan.

Meiling: But why do I have a bad feeling about this?

>>He had come to end this wedding but he came to late he wished her the greatest of happiness.

Yukito: He also wished to know the difference between "to" and "too".

Sakura: <Belldandy> Sorry, you only get one wish.

Kero: Stupid kid. I would've wished for the food I was trying to order.

>>He turned to leave. "Be happy

>>Melin." He whispered.

Kero: <man> Remember to take your Prozac.

Syaoran: <man> Hope you like my gift. It's the one that's ticking.

>>Melin saw an all to familiar figure turn to leave across the street. "Waite!"

Touya: Melin's boyfriend is John Waite?

Yukito: Cool.

>>She screamed as she ran across the

>>street. The man turned around and saw his love not in a wedding dress running towards him.

Sakura: So if Melin's not in the wedding dress, what is she wearing?

Yukito: Maybe she's dressed as a giant nikuman.

L-chan: I think someone is hungry.

>>She ran into his arms. "Melin. But the bride, the dress, the wedding?" he stuttered confused.

Touya: He's not the only one.

>>"The bride was not I!

L-chan: Isn't it funny how proper grammar can sound wrong?

>>The rightful bride of Lee Shoran was married today. Sakura was the masked bride so to speak.

Tomoyo: Who was that masked bride?

Kero: Baka. He married the Lone Ranger.

Sakura: Shhh., you'll ruin my secret identity.

>>Remember how your always telling me I should read

Syaoran: Darn Tomoeda Elementary. How many other kids can't read?

>>and you made me read Little Women

Sakura: <Melin> But then I found that little women don't have any words written on them.

Tomoyo: <Melin> And they were really rude about it, too.

>>well I got

>>the idea from there when i saw how heavily thick my veil was,

Yukito: <Melin> It was made of steel.

>>and they were married. Now I'm free to

>>marry who ever I please." She squealed in delight.

Tomoyo: <Melin> So, do you know any cute guys?

>>"Oh Melin, I love you!" He sang

All: *singing* And I---I----I-I will always love you----u----u-----u!

>>as he brought her down and kissed her breathless.

Touya: And now, Melin has died. Another corpse for the pile.

>>It was then that everyone could see who Melin's mystery lover was. Only Madison, Sakura, and Lee

>>knew who it was though. "KERO!"

Touya: What the hell?

Sakura: I'll give moonlightbaby credit. I did not see that coming.

Syaoran: Expect the unexpected, Sakura.

Sakura: Never, ever say that again.

Meiling: *sputtering* I would never-

Kero: Like I would!

Meiling: With the bath sponge?!

>>They all gasped in unison.

Yukito: <director> No, no, no. Madison, you were a little late. Let's try it again. On three…

>>Eriols ears perked up.

Tomoyo: Knowing him, that wouldn't be the only thing to perk up.

Sakura: Tomoyo-chan!

Syaoran: Yeah, he'd probably whip out his staff.

Sakura: Syaoran-kun!

Syaoran: The one with the big sun symbol on it. What did you think I meant?

>>"KERO?

Kero: I'm right here. You don't have to shout.

>>KERO, AS IN STUFFED ANIMAL, GARDIAN OF THE SEAL!!!!!! KERO? Eriol asked

>>in amazement.

Touya: <Eriol> I'm so amazed that I forgot how to spell "guardian".

L-chan: Looks like Eriol-kun has had a bit too much coffee.

>>HOW?

Meiling: That's what I'd like to know.

Kero: You and me both, sister.

>>"When you left after I defeated you

Syaoran: <Sakura> I just love bringing that up. I beat you! I beat you!

>>Kero gained all of his power. He could then transfer to three forms.

Tomoyo: Solid, liquid, or gas?

Touya: Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Yukito: Regular, large, or super-size?

>>Stuffed animal, beast, and human."

Meiling: This sounds like one of what's-his-name's stories.

L-chan: <Chiharu> Stop lying!

>>Sakura said in amazement not looking at him

Syaoran: Because if she looked at him, she'd never be able to stop laughing at that ridiculous boat hat.

>>but still looking disbelieving

>>at the couple across the street.

Sakura: That sounds about right. I definitely don't believe it.

Kero: Oh, wait. I know. Hell has frozen over.

>>"Well this day HAS been filled with surprises!" Lee muttered as he held his wife's waist.

Tomoyo: Is Lee collecting body parts to build the perfect woman or something?

>>Despite a few elders

>>everyone was happy for the two couples who had found their way to be together. Evetone smiled at the

>>two couples

Touya: Who is Evetone?

Yukito: Must be the Li that no one talks about.

Syaoran: I think it's one of those Shoran people.

>>as they sealed their fate with a kiss.

Sakura: That's a rather ominous ending.

L-chan: So, what did you guys think?

Meiling: That was just cruel. Me and the bath sponge? I'm going to have nightmares for weeks!

Kero: And I feel like I need a bath.

Tomoyo: Well, there were a few spelling and grammatical errors, but it wasn't that bad.

Syaoran: Some of the sentences were a little long and awkward, but, otherwise, it was okay.

Meiling: Although, it does get confusing when you start mixing up the original story and the dub version.

Sakura: And talk about your non-canon couple! Where did moonlightbaby come up with that?

Touya: I'm just glad Yuki and I haven't been in these stories.

L-chan: You know, you're right. Hmmm….

Yukito: Uh, oh.

~~-~~

A final author's note: I "borrowed" the tear joke ("I'm free!") from another MST (It was a Pokemon story, "Always and Forever" or something like that). It was just too funny. I couldn't resist.

Until next time….

>>Eriol's heart ached for his "cute decedent"