Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Unfortunate Fanfics--CCS MSTings ❯ Misstress of the Cards ( Chapter 6 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: L-chan

Tomboy Princess's "misstress of the cards 2 boys that luv her" MSTied by L-chan

L-chan's notes: I appreciate Tomboy Princess giving me permission to MST her story. I hope she can understand my sense of humor and believe me when I say that this is all in good fun. It's nothing personal. And, besides, maybe some of my comments will help her become a better writer. It's good to have a little constructive criticism. But don't take things like this too seriously. Life's too short.

Disclaimer: Although Card Captor Sakura belongs to CLAMP, I occasionally like to borrow the characters for my own purposes, none of which involve making money.

~L-chan's House~

<L-chan greets her guests Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Meiling, Kero, Touya, and…Yue? They are all

holding pages and look angry.>

Yue: I do not "pine".

Meiling: I get hit by a bus?

Touya: I am nothing like that gaki!

Syaoran: How do you know so much about my underwear?

Tomoyo: Me and Hiiragizawa-kun??

Kero: How could you forget all about me in that last scene?

Sakura: I don't get it.

L-chan: Come on, guys, it was a joke! I didn't mean it. We're still friends, right? Right?

L-chan: Oh, well, since you're already upset with me…

<L-chan answers the door. Cue the violins.>

Spinel: Sorry we're late. Someone got lost again.

Eriol: Well, SOMEONE needs to learn how to read a map.

Nakuru: Don't look at me. I was sleeping.

L-chan: I'm glad you guys are here. I need some help, Eriol-kun.

<L-chan whispers her problem to Eriol. He recites a spell, and everyone is in a good mood again, having

forgotten about her parody.>

L-chan: Thanks. I owe you.

Eriol: Just keep setting me up with Tomoyo-san.

Tomoyo: What was that?

Eriol: Nothing.

Nakuru: Well, well, is that Yue?

Yue: Not anymore.

Yukito: Sorry, Akizuki-san.

Nakuru: Spoilsport. Oh, well. Tooooooouya-kuuuuun! *glomp*

Touya: And now my nightmare is complete.

Kero: Come on, Suppi! We still need to finish our game challenge from last time.

Sakura: I still don't get it.

Tomoyo: I'll explain it to you when you're older.

>>misstress of the cards 2 boys that luv her

Eriol: All right, a lemon!

Meiling: The title is spelled wrong.

Syaoran: This author's off to a great start already.

>>Author: Tomboy Princess

L-chan: Starring Helen Hunt as the quarterback.

>>Disclaimer: I don't own CCS nor it's characters (I wish I did)

Touya: If wishes were competent fanfic writers…

Nakuru: We'd be out of a job.

Yukito: That should be "its", by the way.

Sakura: Give her points for knowing "nor".

>>BUT I do own some people in this fic so there!

Tomoyo: <Tomboy Princess> You will bow down before me!

>>Authors Note: Sakura and the gang are all 16 now.

Eriol: We're legal! Let the party begin!

>>And Sakura has just came back from summer vacation.

Sakura: That was fast. Did I have a good time?

Syaoran: Thanks for the postcard with the naked fat guy on it.

Tomoyo: Did you finish your homework?

Sakura: Oh, crap.

>>P.S Eroil is pronounced Eli

L-chan: On what planet?

Yukito: The sad thing is that neither one of those is right.

Eriol: It's pronounced "evil". E-V-I-L.

>>One Mistress of the cards, two boys who love her (I know corny name)

Meiling: Then why did you pick it?

Nakuru: <Tomboy Princess> Because "Threeway" was taken.

>>"Class we have 6 new exchange students from Canada " Ms.Mekensey informed.

Yukito: Holy crap, that's a lot of new students.

Tomoyo: They're going to have to stand in the back. All the seats are taken.

Syaoran: Hmm, I wonder where the author is from.

Sakura: I'll bet they're undercover executives from Nelvana.

Touya: I think this is the first story Kaho's shown up in. Too bad she's not here.

Eriol: Uh oh, we left her back at that truck stop.

Nakuru: She'll be okay. That guy with a hook for a hand seemed nice.

>>There was chatter through the class like "wow all the way from Canada. That's a really cold place"

Meiling: It couldn't be any colder than freaking Japan.

>>and " wonder what they will be like" .

L-chan: Going by past fanfics, they'll either be good magical or bad magical.

>>Dan Oren's hand shot up" hats Canada?'' Dan asked dumbly

Tomoyo: Must be the author's ex-boyfriend.

Sakura: <Tomboy Princess> This'll teach him to dump me right before prom.

Syaoran: "Hats Canada"? What does that even mean?

>>"It's the largest country in the world dumby"

Yukito: It's Gumby's cousin.

Eriol: <Dan> I'm Dumby, dammit!

>>Sky said grinning at her perfect timing.

Meiling: <Sky> My husband's not around anymore, but my Seiko is.

>>"Class this is Sky Diamond, Raven Erichson, Zack Lyle, Max Turner, Brendon Hashfield and Rene

>>Copper"

Touya: Let's hear it for the author's friends!

>>Ms.Mekensey Sakura looked at the six and pointed each one out easily .

Nakuru: Ms. Mekensey Sakura?

Tomoyo: Hmm, she's never seen them before, but knows who is who.

>>Sky had White-blond hair and she streaked her bangs with light blue. Raven had short brown hair with

>>natural gold streaks and her deep hazel eyes. Zack had black hair that was spiked at his bangs. Max had

>>bleached his hair and spiked it. Come to think of it all the boys had spiked their hair. Brendon had light

>>brown hair (almost dirty blond) and also spiked his bangs.

Sakura: I hope we don't have to remember any of this.

>>René had long brown hair put up in a tight bun.

Meiling: No streaks or spikes?

All: Conform! Conform!

>>'' Sakura do you sense something?'' Li asked Sakura .

Yukito: <Sakura as Deanna Troi> I sense stupidity, captain.

>>Now that she thought about it she did feel somthing.

Nakuru: <Sakura> Is that my sealing staff in your pocket?

>>''Ya I do feel something .

Eriol: <Sakura> Not now, Li, we're in class! Oh, all right, meet me under the desk.

>>do you think it's them?"Sakura looked at them questionally.

L-chan: <new kids> Hey, don't look at us with poor grammar!

>>Don't worry we are here to protect you and the cards. Sakura, misstress of the Sakura Cards Sky said to

>>her in mind thought."

Syaoran: Gotta love those run-on sentences.

Meiling: I think I'd be more scared at this point.

>>Would you please sit in front of Sakura"

Touya: You'll all have to squeeze into one chair. Space is at a premium in this class.

>>Ms.Mekensey appointed the six to their seats?

Meiling: Are you asking us?

>>Meanwhile on the other side of the class

Eriol: …Yamazaki-kun and I convinced Chiharu-san, Naoko-san, and Rika-san to play strip poker.

Tomoyo: <Yamazaki> Did you know that your brainpower is increased when you're naked?

Sakura: <Chiharu> I don't think we're playing right. I've gotten three straights and I'm down to my

underwear.

>>Sakura's so beautiful.

Syaoran: The author finally got something right!

>>But that Li kid is always with her.

Touya: Tell me about it. Don't you ever go home?

>>Maby, no, she and him can't be a couple Dan thought to himself.

Meiling: Even in his thoughts he's an idiot.

L-chan: It's Moby's less successful sister, Maby.

>>Friday 1 month later

Nakuru: The new kids had killed everyone and taken over Tomoeda.

Yukito: <Sky> We name this place Reedington! All hail Nelvana!

>>(Sakura and the gang are now really good friends with the 6 guardians .who came from Canada to train

>>Sakura and Li)

Syaoran: <Li> I don't need you hosers training me, eh.

Tomoyo: <guardians> You hold the wand like this, eh, then grab a Molson and watch the Leafs, eh.

>>"Hey Li wanna come to the party this weekend?"Sakura asked Li

All: *singing* I'm… coming out… so you better get the party started…

>>"Sure what time does it start?" I replied

Eriol: <Sakura> As soon as you get there, hot stuff.

Sakura: So is this story in Li's point of view?

>>"7:00 .

Syaoran: AM or PM?

Yukito: If this were Clowcardmastress, we'd know that and more.

>>Oh ya Eroil, Tomyo, Meilin,

L-chan: Judges?

<Eriol, Tomoyo, and Meiling put their heads together and whisper. Tomoyo slaps Eriol, who's grinning.>

Meiling: We can only accept "Meilin". She'll have to try again on the other names.

Tomoyo: *muttering* Hentai.

Eriol: I meant that as a compliment!

>>and Sky, Raven, Zack, Max, Brendon, and Rene are coming too"

Sakura: Who are they again?

Touya: I don't know. I think I nodded off during that part.

>>Sakura said gleefully .See ya at 7:00"

Syaoran: AM OR PM???

Nakuru: I guess you better show up early.

>>Li said goodbye" See ya"

Tomoyo: Bye.

Meiling: Later.

Syaoran: Take off, eh?

Eriol: Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

>>Sakura waved goodbye and went over to the girls.

Nakuru: <Sakura> Okay, he's coming. Now for the next part of our evil plan…

>>At the party

Tomoyo: Couldn't you find another stripper besides your brother?

Touya: Hey!

<Yukito, Nakuru, and L-chan drool.>

Touya: Besides, I need the money.

>>"Whew all done" Sakura sighed as the last decorations were put up

Sakura: I hope everyone likes my Sweeney Todd theme.

Meiling: You need more blood over by the chips and dip.

>>" Perfect, Rene's plan didn't screw up" Raven said mockingly

Yukito: Ouch! Total slam on Rene out of nowhere!

Nakuru: <Rene> I don't see you getting off your fat butt and helping!

>>"Hey, that's not funny I plan all decorations and they always work" Rene said sternly

L-chan: <Rene> Well, except that piñata that exploded, but that wasn't my fault!

>>" a real Martha Stewart's laughed along with everyone Rene just looked at with a That's-not-funny-

>>Martha Stewart-is-my-idol look but then she started laughing along with them.

Touya: <Rene> Yeah, you're right. Martha Stewart is a bitter old shrew, isn't she?

Tomoyo: Did that sentence make sense to anyone?

>>' Ding-Dong'

All: The witch is dead!

>>"That must be Meilin and the guys"

Syaoran: She never goes anywhere without her entourage.

>>Tomyo said answering the door"Hi"Meilin said gleefuly walking

Sakura: How do you walk gleefully?

Meiling: Like this. *walks gleefully*

>>followed by the boys "Sky I think we need more sweets"Said the small voice of Sky's guardian beast

>>Nururu.

Nakuru: I protest! That's too close to my name.

>>the guardian beasts all kinda looked like Kero except different coulors.

Meiling: Just what the world needs.

Yukito: Okay, I understand that Canadians spell it "colours", but she didn't even get that right!

>>Naruru was a light (kind of white) blue, Kuso, Max's beast was red, Raven's was dark violet, Zack's was

>>orange, Rene's was pink and Brendon's was green."

Syaoran: Good grief, more colors to remember!

Tomoyo: I'm working on a chart to pass out after the story.

Touya: I'm just going to pass out after the story. I may not even wait that long.

>>But Nururu, I just got Rene to bake you a whole bunch of sweets"

L-chan: <Rene> Why do I have to do everything around here?

>>Sky complained that she had to get Rene to buy some more sweets

Sakura: <Rene> That's it. I'm on strike. Get your own damn sweets.

>>"Ya we know, but Kero ate them all" Nururu said pointing up the stairs

Nakuru: Finally, something believable has happened.

>>" Don't worry I was prepared for this. I spent this last month cooking sweets" Rene said proudly

>>handing Nururu a big basket of goodies

Tomoyo: I think Rene needs a life.

Meiling: Gee, what was your first clue?

>>" her did that come from" the boys said in usion wonder how that basket got into her hand from out of

>>nowhere.

Syaoran: <Rene> It's just the magic of fan fiction.

Tomoyo: I'm wondering how this author got hold of a computer.

>>Wow Sakura looks gorges what am I thinking she's always gorges Li thought looking at Sakura's mid-

>>thigh dress.'

Touya: I'm buying your clothes from now on, kaijuu.

Eriol: I'll bet that's not the only thing he was looking at.

Yukito: <Li> My God, that girl can eat!

Nakuru: If you're going to gorge, I don't recommend a mid-thigh dress. There's no give.

>>Ring.... ring'

Touya: What the hell was that?

>>"I'll get it"Sakura said running for the phone

L-chan: <Sakura> Hello? Hello?? I can hear you breathing, but… Eriol-kun, is that you?

>>"Kinamoto resident, Sakura speaking" she answerd

Tomoyo: <Sakura> What do you mean, I failed spelling?

>>"Oh hi Sakura it's Dan I was just wondering if you wanted to do something today?" Dan asked

Eriol: <Dan> There's a nude Twister tournament, and I need a partner.

>>"Dan....Oh I'm sorry I just forgot your name .

Meiling: It's Dan.

Syaoran: No short-term memory, eh?

Sakura: Oh, come on. I'm not that stupid.

>>I'm sorry but I'm having a party today"Sakura took a while remembering who Dan was (Actually she

>>still didn't know who he was)

Tomoyo: <Tomboy Princess> See, Dan, no one will ever care who you are! Mwahahahaha!

>>"Oh well can I come to the perty?"Dan asked hopefully

Touya: <Dan> I'm sure you look "gorges" in that "perty" dress.

>>" Sorry but it's just a group thing" Sakura apologized

Eriol: Orgy at Sakura's!

>>"Well can I be part of the group" Dan asked

Nakuru: Desperate much?

L-chan: I think Dan has acceptance issues.

>>"Um, sorry it's just for me and my best friends"

Yukito: <Sakura> And those freaks from Canada. I don't know how they got in here.

>>Sakura said thinking he would never give up

Meiling: <Dan> I'll never give up! Never!

>>"Well who's in the group?"Dan asked

Syaoran: I think this guy has officially qualified as a stalker.

>>"LISTEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME AND MY FRIENDS I DON'T

>>EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"

All: Whoa!

Eriol: <Dan> So, is that a yes or a no on the whole Twister thing?

>>Sakura yelled into the phone her patience finally breaking and she slammed the phone into the receiver.

Sakura: Slamming the phone into the receiver?

Syaoran: So what part were you speaking into?

>>"What the hell was that jerk Dan calling you for" Raven said bursting into the kitchen

Tomoyo: <Sakura> Dan? Who's Dan?

Meiling: <Sakura> He wanted me to switch long-distance carriers.

>>"Why were you listing to my call"Sakura asked

Eriol: <Raven> Your call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes.

>>"Li sensed something was gonna happen

Sakura: <Sakura> What is it, boy? Trouble down at the mill?

Syaoran: <Li> Arf, arf!

>>and I sensed it was Dan who is a freaking whore

Touya: Oh. My. God.

Yukito: Cover the kids' eyes!

L-chan: Does Tomboy Princess even know what that word means?

Nakuru: <Tomboy Princess> In case you couldn't tell, I don't really like Dan all that much.

>>who just go's after every pretty girl in school" Raven explained

Sakura: She's just bitter because he hasn't gone after her.

>>" and what were Tomyo and Meilin doing on the phone "Sakura asked

Eriol: They have a side business as 1-900 operators.

Syaoran: <Tomoyo> What are you wearing?

Yukito: <caller> Umm, a red sweater and jeans.

Syaoran: <Tomoyo> Boring! Now, I could make you a great costume, with wings and epaulets...

>>"They weren't they could hear you from downstairs" Raven smirked

Sakura: Hmm, I'll have to keep that in mind the next time Syaoran-kun and I are-

Touya: Kaijuu!

Sakura: Discussing homework!

Syaoran: *whispers* Good save.

>>"Damn right!"Brendon yelled from the living room

Nakuru: Is it really necessary for there to be six of these kids?

L-chan: <Tomboy Princess> I get a shiny new nickel every time I mention one of my friends.

Meiling: <Tomboy Princess> And a whole dollar for every Dan slam.

Tomoyo: Yeah, but it's Canadian money.

>>" Listen Sakura, I want you to make sure your near someone else when he's around .

Yukito: <Raven> Preferably someone with firearms.

>>Li, Meilin, Tomyo anyone Dan isn't safe to be around just don't go near Dan"

Syaoran: So, can we go near Dan?

Sakura: I don't see why not.

>>Raven gave Sakura a warm smile

Meiling: <Sakura> What am I supposed to do with this?

>>and then she turned on her heel and left into the living room .

Eriol: If you know what I mean!

L-chan: You know, you just can't make everything dirty.

Eriol: I have to try.

>>Is Ron or is it Dan ...oh well whoever he is really that dangerous Sakura thought feeling kinda scared

Sakura: Oh, God, can I have half a brain cell, please?

>>but just shrugged it away and followed Raven.Sakura went to go sit beside Li

Touya: Fortunately, her brother was there and kept them apart the entire evening.

>>"You O.K"Li asked worryingly

Yukito: <Sakura> I don't know. I was kinda scared, but then I just shrugged it away.

>>Sakura just nodded at her boyfriend

Nakuru: Her boyfriend being…?

Meiling: I'm guessing it's Li.

>>(Ya that's right this is not a get together fic.

Syaoran: We're already together.

Sakura: They made a whole movie about it.

>>HAHAHAHAI'm so evil^_~

L-chan: You wrote this, didn't you, Eriol-kun?

Eriol: Oh, yeah, I'm the tomboy princess.

Touya: That explains a lot about you.

>>please don't leave if you only read get- together fic it gonna get better )

Yukito: It couldn't get worse.

Nakuru: She's assuming anyone is still reading at this point.

Tomoyo: Well, look at us.

Nakuru: Yeah, but apparently we're suckers.

>>"are we gonna get on with the party or not "Kero said impaitently

Meiling: Where did he come from?

>>"KERO!"Everyone yelled at him and through a whole bunch of pillows at him.

Sakura: And some of them went "threw" the window.

>>Authors note: sooooooooo how was it I know it's kinda twisted

Syaoran: Asked and answered. Moving on…

>>and I ended it short but I need to think of better idea's for the next chap.

Tomoyo: Just thinking would be sufficient.

>>I don't mind flames.

Meiling: That's good. I see many of them in your future.

Nakuru: I hear Hell's nice this time of year. Send us a card.

L-chan: Break before the next chapter!

<Everyone goes to find snacks. Touya tries to sneak out, but L-chan drags him back in as everyone sits

down for the rest of the story.>

>>A/N: Thank-you, Thank you I'd like to thank my 8-year-old sister for teaching me that write fast and

>>don't give about the freaking SPELL- CHECK!!!!!!! >_<

Touya: What the hell?

Sakura: Which begs the question, which is the older sister?

Yukito: Forget the spell-check. Look into a full lobotomy.

>>I HAD A MISTAKE IN EVERY SENTENCE!!!!!!!

Tomoyo: <Torrie Avalon> Well duh!

>>IT TOOK ME A HALF HOUR TO GET THE SPELL-CHECK FINISHED!!!!

Eriol: You could let a monkey type for you and it wouldn't take that long to correct.

>>(Unfortunately that was a half of a year after I sent in the last chap.)

Nakuru: She waited six months to spell-check?

L-chan: The sad thing is it's still full of mistakes!

>>Oh ya I don't own CCS…>o<

All: Hooray!!

>>Wahhhhhhhhhhh everything is going wrong in this fic!!!!

Meiling: No kidding.

Yukito: You could just quit writing it, you know.

>>But mostly I'd like to thank Christine the only person who reviewed my fic

Tomoyo: <Christine> Will you please untie me now?

Eriol: Don't tease, Tomoyo-san.

>>(I now know how to send my fic in properly >_<!) dance peoplez!!!!=]

Sakura: Umm, okay.

Meiling: What is this girl on, anyway?

>>1 Chapter 2:CherryBlossom War

Yukito: So is it chapter 1 or 2?

>>After the party was over and everybody left except for Li and the decoration were cleaned up

Syaoran: <Li> If I'd known I was going to be stuck with cleanup, I wouldn't have come.

>>and Li was about to leave. "Li I want you stay here tonight…I'm scared." Sakura asked clinging to Li's

>>arm

Sakura: Umm, I have my cards and Kero-chan to protect me.

Eriol: I think this is going to turn into a lemon after all.

Nakuru: I hear that's how Kaho-san works. "Oh, Touya, I'm scared… Oh, Eriol, I'm scared."

>>"I will if you want me to."

Touya: Hell no!

>>Li looked down at her reassuring.

Yukito: Can someone please teach this author the difference between a gerund and an adverb?

>>Sakura nodded and hugged him. "Come on" Li said taking her up to her room.

Eriol: Way to go, Li!

Syaoran: <Li> Score!

>>After Sakura got changed and made Li sleep in the bed because she was really scared.

Eriol: <Sakura> And it would really help me if we were both naked.

Touya: What DID Kaho teach you, kaijuu?

Meiling: <Sakura> I'm scared, so I'll sleep on the floor.

>>(Kero was at Tomyo's)

Nakuru: Yeah, who needs a guardian beast around when you're scared?

Tomoyo: It looks like someone planned this little sleepover.

Sakura: <Sakura> Let's see… ribbed, glow-in-the-dark, cherry flavored…

>>Sakura was now asleep and Li was holding her tightly in his strong arms.

L-chan: Oh, please. They're sixteen and we're supposed to believe that all they did was sleep?

Yukito: I know that when we were sixteen, To-ya and I-

Touya: Don't you dare finish that.

>>I won't let anything happen to Sakura even if it means my life

Nakuru: Such devotion from an author!

>>It had taken forever for Li to tell Sakura that he loved her and he wasn't going to lose her to some

>>pervert jackass.

Syaoran: No offense, Hiiragizawa.

Eriol: None taken… Hey!

>>In the morning it was a Saturday so they could sleep in

Tomoyo: I doubt there was much sleeping going on up there.

Sakura: <Sakura> When you said you wanted to sleep with me, I thought you meant something else.

>>but Li got up early and made Sakura breakfast

All: Awwwww.

Syaoran: It's just Cap'n Crunch. Nothing to go crazy over.

>>and paroled the house.

L-chan: <Li> Congratulations, house. Your behavior has been exceptional. We're letting you out early.

Eriol: So was it under "house" arrest?

>>What the…The Li- Guy's at Sakura's Dan said looking into the window. (Told ya he was a freak)

Meiling: He's a super freak! He's super freaky!

Nakuru: Then why did you put him in your story?

Yukito: <Tomboy Princess> Die, Dan, die! You'll never stand me up again!

>>"Huh?"

Touya: And that pretty much sums up my opinion on the whole fic.

>>Li stopped he sensed something ugly stupid and Dan.

Tomoyo: <Tomboy Princess> That's right, Dan, you're ugly and stupid. Wanna make something out of

it?

Sakura: Hey, I don't have those powers! Why can't I sense things that are ugly and stupid?

>>He opened up the door and picked up Dan by the collar of his shirt.

Nakuru: The role of Li will now be played by the Fonz.

>>"What are you doing here?" Li glared at the Brown haired boy

L-chan: <Li> Oops, that's a mirror. Where'd that guy go?

>>"What are you doing here" Dan repeated Looking at Li

Eriol: <Li> Let's just say the cherry blossom has been plucked.

>>"Because Sakura asked me to be here and I wouldn't leave my girlfriend around the likes of you walking

>>around" Li said shooting death glares at him

Meiling: And Dan was killed.

Touya: Finally.

Syaoran: <Tomboy Princess> Revenge is so sweet!

>>"Now Get away or I'll hunt you down and hurt you so much you'll wish you had never set eyes on

>>Sakura."

Touya: Hey, he stole that line from me!

>>Li said finally and threw Dan on the road and he locked the door. Li headed up the stairs up to Sakura's

>>room and woke her up.

Eriol: <Li> I'm pumped up with testosterone now. Let's go, baby!

>>"Sakura" Li whispered "Sakura wake up" Li whispered again

Meiling: <Li> The danger has passed! Wake up!

>>"Hmm?" Sakura yawned waking up in Li's arms

Nakuru: <Sakura> I had an awful nightmare. We were trapped in a bad fanfic, and… oh, crap.

>>"Dan was here" Li said sternly "Dan….? DAN!"

Tomoyo: <Sakura> Who's Dan?

>>Sakura at once woke up

L-chan: Okay, I've counted three times that she woke up. Is she a narcoleptic?

>>"Li…" Sakura said burying her face into his chest

Yukito: <Sakura> No one will think to look for it there!

>>"I'm so glad you're here" Sakura said starting to cry

Meiling: <Sakura> There's chores to be done. You can start by mowing the lawn, and then…

>>"Shhh" Li said

Nakuru: <Li> Don't be such a crybaby. Suck it up.

Eriol: Oh, please, please, can I?

All: No!

>>lifting up her chin and wiping away her tears they just looked at each other

Yukito: <Li> So, what do you want to do now?

Tomoyo: <Sakura> I don't know. What do you want to do?

Yukito: <Li> I don't know. What do you want to do?

>>and then they both closed in for their first Kiss.

Nakuru: WAFF! WAFF! Where do you keep the airsick bags?

Eriol: So, you guys don't kiss while you're-

Sakura: Eriol-kun!

Syaoran: I haven't touched her! I swear!

>>On Monday Raven was the 1st one to know about it (Dan not the kiss…that would be Madison and

>>Meilin)

Tomoyo: Who the heck is Madison??

Meiling: She is from Canada, after all. It was just a matter of time before the Nelvana brainwashing kicked in.

Syaoran: You're assuming there was a brain to wash.

Meiling: Good point.

>>" What a Jackass!!" Raven kept on saying over and over and over again.

Touya: <Spike Spiegel> Crappy twentieth century record player. *kick*

>>" It's a good thing Nik's coming"

L-chan: Who?

>>Sky said talking bout the other guardian who was coming

Yukito: And another friend of the author.

>>" Ah hum" Max agreed

Nakuru: <Max> Ah'm the best hummer in the south.

Eriol: <Max> Just ask Brendon.

>>"and there will be more boys than girls!!!" Brendon yelled

Eriol: See! I knew that Brendon was a little… you know…

Syaoran: Takes one to know one, you limey-

L-chan: Play nice, boys.

>>"Can you only think of yourself?" Rene asked "At least I'm not a Martha Stewart in her teens" Brendon

>>shot back

Meiling: <Brendon> Die, Rene!

>>"That's the last straw….

Sakura: <Rene> The rest of you will have to drink your sodas straight out of the can.

>>No one bad mouths Martha and gets away from it." Rene gritted her teeth

Tomoyo: If these "guardians" keep fighting amongst themselves, how are they going to help Sakura?

>>" Yah no one wants to know about that you idol Martha Stewart cause you luv Rene" Sky said filing her

>>nail

L-chan: Rene loves herself?

Eriol: Come on, you can't keep throwing these out there and expect me to behave.

>>"Hi Sakura" the group turned around and Dan was there.

Nakuru: <Sakura> Who?

>>A/N: Mua ha ha ha ha !!!!A cliffhanger

Sakura: <voiceover> Will we find out who said "Hi"?

Tomoyo: Who cares?

Syaoran: <voiceover> Will Dan continue being a freak?

Tomoyo: Who cares?!

Yukito: <voiceover> Will the "guardians" continue slamming Martha Stewart?

Tomoyo: WHO CARES?!

>>BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meiling: Forget Dan. Tomboy Princess is the one we should be scared of.

>>Please review at least once for me to write the next chap!!!

Touya: Dear God. Has anyone reviewed?

L-chan: Apparently not. That's all there was.

Touya: Whew.

Eriol: Where do you find these stories, anyway?

L-chan: This one was recommended by your evil relative, Olya.

Eriol: *wiping away tears* She makes me so proud!

Yukito: Hey, my popcorn bowl is empty.

Syaoran: Grocery run! Who's with me?

~~~

Until next time…

>>Li stopped he sensed something ugly stupid and Dan.