Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Unfortunate Fanfics--CCS MSTings ❯ They See Their Future ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: L-chan

ShadowCaptor's "They See Their Future" MSTied by L-chan

L-chan's notes: This story was found on maycardcaptor.homestead.com. There was no contact information for the author, so I wasn't able to ask for permission. If you are the author and would like to defend your story, please email me. If you'd like me to remove it, I will, but I hope you realize that this is all in good fun. Don't take it too seriously, whoever you are.

Disclaimer: Although Card Captor Sakura belongs to CLAMP, I occasionally like to borrow the characters for my own purposes, none of which involve making money.

~L-chan's House~

<L-chan greets her guests Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Meiling, Kero, Yukito, and...>

L-chan: Tooooooouya-kuuuuun! *glomp*

Touya: I knew it was too good to last.

Sakura: Do you have a good story for us this time?

L-chan: Silly Sakura-chan. Don't you know me better than that by now?

Syaoran: Oh, no.

>>They See Their Future

>>By ShadowCaptor

Yukito: From the shadows emerges the new captor.

>>It's Rated G.

Touya: For "God-awful".

>>Sakura and Meilyn

>>are friends,

All: Awwwww.

Tomoyo: You know, until I started reading these fan fictions, I didn't know just how many ways there are to spell Meiling.

>>and school is out.

All: *singing* School's… out… for… the summer!

Meiling: School is so out. No one cool goes there anymore.

>>They all eleven and Sakura and Li are

>>boyfriend and girlfriend,

>>Madison and Eriol are G-friend and B-friend,

Syaoran: Again, it's a dub fic, but Hiiragizawa gets to keep his name. What's that about?

Tomoyo: <Eriol> Eli Moon is dead! Mwahahahaha!

Sakura: What do G-friend and B-friend mean?

Kero: In the future, people will be classified by letter distinctions. A G-class friend is better than a B-class friend.

>>but

>>Meilyn will get her Boyfriend in the next story I make,

Yukito: That almost sounds like a threat.

Meiling: What do you want to bet it's the bath sponge?

L-chan: I promise I won't do that to you anymore, Meiling-chan.

>>and this is the

>>prologue or what ever you call it.

Syaoran: I call it hell.

>>They See Their Future

Kero: Actually, we're seeing the past.

Tomoyo: Wasn't the title established already?

>>Readington School's Bell:RING,RING.

Meiling: I think it's really more of a "Bong Bong" sound.

Yukito: Maybe this bell came from someone's bike.

Touya: <Kaho> Oops, that was the Clow bell. There goes Sakura's second chance.

>>Everyone in the school runs out like a stampede, but 5 are walking.

Syaoran: They were trampled by the stampede. The end.

>>Meilyn:YES, school is finally over!!

Tomoyo: <Meilyn> These 20-hour school days are rough!

>>Sakura:Yup, and I won't miss it a bit even math.

Sakura: Math is evil. EVIL!

>>What are you guys planning to

>>do this summer?

Kero: Kill everyone at Nelvana for ruining our show.

Touya: Take a number.

>>Madison:I've got nothing planned.You Guys?

>>Meilyn:Nope nothing. You Sakura?

Sakura: Yes, I am. Thanks for noticing!

>>Sakura:No.How, bout you two?

>>Eriol:No, I don't have anything planned. You Li?

Meiling: <Eriol> After I take over the world, that is. Then my schedule's clear.

>>Li:Nope.

Touya: This is the most boring conversation ever.

Sakura: Yep. You, Syaoran-kun?

Syaoran: Yeah. You, Daidouji?

Tomoyo: Uh huh. You, L-chan?

L-chan: What? I nodded off there for a minute.

Touya: Thanks for drooling on my shoulder, by the way.

L-chan: Sorry.

>>Sakura:Well, why won't we all go to my house and get something to eat, and

>>don't worry Li I'll do something about Tori.

Yukito: <Sakura> Mwahahahahahaha!

Meiling: The role of Sakura will now be played by Eriol.

>>Everyone but Sakura:Ok

Sakura: Why don't I get to be okay? What's wrong with me?

>>[Sakura's house]

Kero: Thanks for sharing.

>>Meilyn:Mmmmm,this is great Mr.Avalon.

Yukito: What exactly is she referring to?

Touya: I thought this story was rated G.

Tomoyo: <Meilyn> Oooooh, that's soooooo goooood.

Sakura: Tomoyo-chan!

Tomoyo: I spend way too much time with Hiiragizawa-kun in fanfics. He's rubbing off on me.

Syaoran: He wishes.

>>Aiden:Thankyou Meilyn.

Kero: <Meilyn> No, thank YOU, Aiden. Mmmmm.

Syaoran: We don't even need Hiiragizawa to make these stories dirty. What's happened to us?

>>Tori comes in, and spots Li.

Touya: Someone kill my dub doppelganger. Please.

Yukito: <Tori> Tag, you're It!

>>Tori:HEY YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY...

Meiling: Fantasy?

Sakura: Underwear?

L-chan: Sister?

Syaoran: I didn't do anything!

>>but before he could finish his

>>sentence Sakura threw a pie at him

Tomoyo: Wacky slapstick hijinks abound in "They See Their Future"!

Kero: It's a Three Stooges crossover!

Yukito: Be afraid. Be very afraid.

>>and said "Since when was it only YOUR

>>house, but he ignored her, wiped the pie off his face

Meiling: It's the new hit comedy, "Japanese Pie"!

Syaoran: Then shouldn't he be wiping pie off his-

Sakura: Syaoran-kun!

>>and him and Li started

>>glaring at eachother.

Yukito: It's nice to finally see an in-character moment.

>>Sakura:Daaaaaaad.

Kero: <Sakura> They're, like, totally ruining my fun time and stuff.

>>Aiden:Now Tori stop he's a guest just all the other of Sakura's friends.

Tomoyo: <Torrie Avalon> Well duh.

>>Then Tori Stopped glaring and went to his room.

Touya: Where he pulled out a pistol and shot himself in the head.

L-chan: You really hate him, don't you?

>>Madison:Hey why won't you all sleep over at my house for two weeks just the 5

>>of us.

Meiling: <Madison> Yeah, why won't you?

Sakura: Two words--hidden cameras.

Tomoyo: We don't have… oh, well, actually…

>>Li:Ok.

Syaoran: <Li> If I have to.

>>Meilyn:Of course.

Meiling: <Meilyn> I guess.

>>Eriol:Sure.

Tomoyo: <Eriol> Whatever.

>>Sakura:Dad?

Yukito: <Aiden> Sleepover at Madison's? Count me in! Her mom is hot!

Touya: Yuki…

Yukito: What? She is.

>>Aiden:Of coure, Sakura.

>>Madison:Great, but just to tell you my mom won't be there because of work,

Yukito: <Aiden> Oh, then never mind.

>>*whisper*and you can bring Kero, Spaniel, and the Clow Cards just incase.

Kero: "Spaniel"? Ha! Wait till I tell Suppi.

Sakura: Just in case what?

Syaoran: Expect the unex-

Sakura: I told you never to say that!

Syaoran: *muffled* Sowwy.

>>[At Madison's Mansion]

Tomoyo: She has her very own mansion? Now, that's spoiled.

>>Madison:Great were all here.

Kero: Let the orgy begin!

>>Kero:So you gonna give us any food.

>>Everyone falls down, exept Spaniel.

Meiling: I haven't seen this many spelling errors since "The Clue Underground".

>>Madison:Ya, sure come on guys I'll show you where your rooms are then we'll

>>get something to eat.

>>Kero:Alright!

L-chan: He's easily pleased.

>>They climb up the stares.

>>Sakura:Man Madison, we need breadcrumbs to find are way around this place.

Sakura: <Sakura> Heehee, because her house is so big, get it?

>>Meilyn:How many steps have we walked?

>>Li:I don't know I lost count at 999.

Syaoran: <Li> Thanks, you've been a great crowd! Enjoy the buffet!

>>Madison:Here we are, Sakura you'll sleep in this room, Meilyn, you can sleep

>>in that room, Eriol, you sleep in this room,

Meiling: <Madison> Oops, that's my room. Ohohohohoho!

>>and Li you can sleep in that

>>room.

Kero: <Madison> Well, technically, it's a broom closet. Watch out for the rats.

>>They all get in their rooms and start to unpack.

Touya: Don't miss one exciting moment of the action-packed "They See Their Future"!

>>[In Sakura's Room]

Yukito: The exposition in this story is riveting.

Tomoyo: It's Sakura's Room, and YOU ARE THERE!

>>After she's done packing

Meiling: Wow, that was a quick trip. Going home already?

Sakura: <Sakura> It said "REDRUM" on the mirror. I'm outta here.

>>she looks at Kero and asks..

Syaoran: <Sakura> God, how much do you weigh, anyhow?

Yukito: <Sakura> So was Clow Reed really an idiot?

L-chan: <Sakura> When do we see our future?

>>Sakura:Kero, are there any more cards I need to capture?

Kero: I'm sure the author has made some up for us.

>>Kero:Ya, but they haven't shown up yet.

>>Sakura:Ok.

Tomoyo: <Sakura> Whatever.

Touya: What impressive foreshadowing!

L-chan: I'm on the edge of my seat!

Touya: That's my seat.

L-chan: Oh, sorry.

>>[In the Kitchen]

Yukito: Watch them eat in "They See Their Future"!

>>Kero with a mouth full of food:Mmmmmmm dis isf fo goof.

Meiling: Dis sftory isf fo sfhitty.

>>Li talking to everyone:

Touya: <Everyone> We're not listening! We're not listening!

>>Hey you know if we're lucky he'll eat a lot of food

>>and BOOM he'll explode.

Tomoyo: <Sonomi> Not in MY house, he won't!

Sakura: Wow, Li is really mean.

>>Everyone except Kero:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Meiling: You know, "Everyone laughs" would have been sufficient.

>>Kero:Hellooooo

Yukito: Hi there.

Syaoran: How's it going?

>>I'm right over here I heard that!

Sakura: With those ears, I'd think he would.

Kero: Hey!

>>Sakura:Don't worry Kero, he didn't mean it.

>>Kero:Ya, whatever.

Kero: <Kero> I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you, kid.

>>Meilyn:Come on it's still daylight lets go and play truth or dare.

Tomoyo: Yeah, who wants to play truth or dare at night?

Sakura: How many "truth or dare" sleepover stories are there?

<L-chan makes a note for her next parody.>

>>Everybody except Meilyn:Ok.

Yukito: <Meilyn> Daijoubu ja nai!

>>But then they all heard a sound from outside it sounded like..like..

Touya: A skipping record?

Meiling: The author desperately searching for a plot?

Tomoyo: A cry for help?

Sakura: That was me.

>>Sakura:Disco music???

Syaoran: You tell us.

>>Then they looked and saw a guy, or something like a guy,

Meiling: What exactly is "something like a guy"?

Yukito: A pre-op-

Touya: They're too young for that, Yuki.

>>play disco music out

>>of nowhere,

Kero: <Wayne Campbell> Yeah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt.

>>and a girl, or something like a girl,

Sakura: *singing* I'm something like a girl, in the world…

>>dancing with the

>>guy-look-alike to the music. The guy-look-alike was in a green open jacket

>>and bell-bottoms.

Meiling: <guy-look-alike> Do these make me look fat?

>>The girl-look-alike was wearing a tang top

L-chan: A "tang" top? Is that what astronauts wear?

>>that went over

>>her belly button, a head band, and the bell-bottoms.

>>Kero:Fell down and said, "Oh no anything but those 60s" crazy cards.

Touya: <infomercial> You too can remember the 60s with this set of crazy cards. Only $29.95.

Yukito: It's written like a script, and yet there's narration in the dialogue. I'm so confused.

>>Li:Those are cards??

Syaoran: <Li> Just how drunk was Clow, anyway?

>>Kero:yup, The Disco and The Hippie.

Tomoyo: I wonder if the author is trying to be funny or serious with this.

Sakura: Either way, he's failing.

>>Madison:Great, I'll go get the battle costume for Sakura.

Touya: <Madison> To defeat Disco and Hippie you must dress as "The Establishment."

Yukito: <Madison> Here, put on these sensible shoes.

>>Sakura:*sweat drop*Madison, we have no time for that.

Meiling: Yeah, God forbid anything interesting should happen in this story.

Syaoran: Hey! That whole "truth or dare" thing was just a big tease! What a rip-off.

>>Madison:Ok, but at least I'll get to tape it, as she pulled out her camcorder.

L-chan: <Madison> This will make, like, a totally groovy retro video and stuff.

>>They all went outside, and Madison started to record.

>>Li:Good thing no one's around.

Yukito: <Li> I'd hate for someone I know to see me with these freaks.

>>Go on Sakura.

Meiling: <Li> Shake your groove thang.

>>Sakura:Ok, Oh Key Of Clow Power Magic Power Light Surrender The Wand The

>>Force Ignite Release! Hey you clow cards.

Kero: Have I taught you nothing?? You don't say "hey you" to Clow Cards.

>>Hippie and Disco stop and turn around,

Tomoyo: <ShadowCaptor> Do it! I command you!

L-chan: <ShadowCaptor> I didn't say "Simon Says". You're out!

>>but then something surprised them..

All: Surprise! Happy birthday!

>>Disco turned in to a girl.

Yukito: So the operation was successful.

>>Sakura:But Disco looked like a guy a minute ago.

Tomoyo: Maybe it's Nuriko from "Fushigi Yuugi".

Meiling: <Nuriko> Where's my Tama-chan?

Syaoran: Or it could be Ranma.

Sakura: <Akane> Ranma no baka!

>>Kero:Ya, but she only does that to dance with Hippie.

Touya: A hippie would never dance to disco. It's just not done.

Touya: Umm, I'm guessing.

>>Sakura:Oh.

Sakura: Do I say anything in this story besides "Oh"?

>>Then Hippie and Disco smile at them and with a blink of their eyes Sakura and

>>Li were in 60s clothes.

Yukito: <Madison> I see the future! It's retro fashions!

>>Sakura and Li:Hey!!

Meiling and Tomoyo: <Sakura and Li> Hey, hey, we're the Monkees!

>>Then disco music started to play and Hippie was waving her hands, and Li and

>>Sakura started to dance 60s style.

Kero: <Eriol> All right, they're doing it 60s style.

Sakura: Kero-chan…

>>Eriol:Hey what are you guys doing.

Syaoran: <Li as Austin Powers> We're working our mojo, baby, yeah!

>>Li:We don't know something's controlling us.

Touya: Nice excuse. Just admit that you can't dance.

>>Kero:Spaniel, you got any ideas?

Kero: <Spinel> And I thought being called Suppi was bad.

>>Spaniel:Yes.Sakura just think of stuff we have and the 60s didn't and you'll

>>stop so you can capture it.

Sakura: That's helpful.

>>Sakura:Ok that'll be easy.

>>Then they stopped.

Touya: The hell?

Tomoyo: Who stopped?

Meiling: Stopped doing what?

Yukito: Is that the end?

Kero: Please keep your arms inside until the story comes to a complete stop.

>>Li:Sakura, capture them.

Syaoran: <Li> We can't have any action in this story.

>>Sakura:Hippie Disco Cards Return To Your Power Confined Hippie, Disco.

Touya: <Hippie> You can't confine us, man. Our souls are free, man.

>>After they were captured something happened. They was a humongous white light

Kero: Go toward the light!

>>under them and they disappeared...

>>To Be Continued

L-chan: Actually, not. There wasn't any more.

Syaoran: Great. Way to leave us hanging, ShadowCaptor!

Sakura: You mean you wanted to read more, Syaoran-kun?

Syaoran: Good point. Never mind.

Meiling: The writing style was too confusing. Is it dialogue? Is it narration? Who knows?

Tomoyo: Who cares? I'm just glad it's over.

Touya: If that's the future, I don't want any part of it.

Kero: I see my future, and it's a big bowl of pudding!

Yukito: Time for snacks. Let's go!

~~~

Until next time…

>>Meilyn:Mmmmm,this is great Mr.Avalon.