Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Unfortunate Fanfics--CCS MSTings ❯ Love is in the Air ( Chapter 4 )

selphie's "love is in the air" MSTied by L-chan

L-chan's notes: I appreciate selphie giving me permission to MST her story. I hope she can understand my sense of humor and believe me when I say that this is all in good fun. It's nothing personal. And, besides, maybe some of my comments will help her become a better writer. It's good to have a little constructive criticism. But don't take things like this too seriously. Life's too short.

Disclaimer: Although Card Captor Sakura belongs to CLAMP, I occasionally like to borrow the characters for my own purposes, none of which involve making money.

~L-chan's House~

<L-chan greets her guests Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo, Meiling, Kero, Yukito, and Touya.>

Touya: What, no glomping? Are you feeling okay?

L-chan: Well, D-san was beginning to get jealous.

Tomoyo: *sparkly* Is D-san here?

L-chan: No. He's embarrassed because he still hasn't started the "Super Tomoyo" fic he keeps talking about.

Tomoyo: *disappointed* Oh.

Syaoran: It's just us this week, right? Because after last time….

L-chan: Don't worry. No surprises. Other than the fic, that is.

>>love is in the air

>>Author: selphie

Touya: I hope this isn't mselfie from livejournal.

L-chan: If it is, then I apologize for everything we're about to say.

>>Ring "Wake up sleepy head"

Syaoran: I'm lost already.

>>Sakura`s best friend and third cousin Madison Taylor

Sakura: Okay, I'm apparently not up on my dub facts. Third cousin?

Tomoyo: You've got me.

>>said over her new digital cell phone. "I am on my way over already AND YOUR NOT EVEN UP YET!"

Meiling: It sure sounds like someone is "up".

Tomoyo: <Madison> High on life, baby.

>>"Groan, why do u phone so early Madison?" Sakura asked.

Touya: Apparently this conversation is taking place in an AOL chat room.

>> "WELL I see Li standing outside at your front door." Madison explained

Yukito: Good eyesight for someone who's not there yet.

>>" LI! OUTSIDE NOW?" Sakura screamed

Meiling: <Sakura> He's violating the restraining order! Call the police!

>>jumping out of bed knocking over poor sleeping Kero.

Kero: This is why I have my own drawer.

>>"AHHHHHHHHH SAKURA

All: SAMA!

Syaoran: Hasn't everyone done that joke at one point?

Touya: It's almost as overused as me saying "I see dead people".

>>why did you wake me up?

Yukito: Because you're the laziest guardian Clow ever created!

Kero: Yue?

Yukito: He made me say it. Sorry.

>>I was just about to defeat Final Fantasy 8 and Squall and Quisty were about to get married.

Sakura: What kind of game is that?

Tomoyo: Do you get to choose the flowers and design the wedding dress?

>>I WAS SOOOOOOOO CLOSE, why, why, why……………?" Kero sobbed.

Syaoran: What a baby.

Kero: You're just jealous.

>>After yelling at Sakura a bit more he layed back down and all you could hear was Kero mumbling " Go Zell, Get him Zell."

Sakura: So this Kero would rather dream about games than actually play them?

>>"Hey Sakura are you still there?" Madison said over the phone

Meiling: I'm glad the author remembered. I'd forgotten about her already.

>>"Ya

L-chan: Is she Swedish?

>>I am still here but I got to go and finish getting ready now." Sakura said putting her hair

Tomoyo: "Putting her hair"? Putting it on?

Syaoran: She's bald!

>>" so bye." Sakura said hanging up the phone and rushing down the stairs just in time to see Tori, Sakuras

>>brother kissing Julian who was his best friend and Sakuras long time crush.

Yukito: All right! I finally get to be humiliated in a fic! I was beginning to feel left out.

>>Awhile ago Julian became Yue and Sakura had to fight him and she won and he decided he would become Julian again,

Yukito: Um, it was a little more complicated than that.

Touya: Well, dub Yue didn't have as many issues.

<There is a bright light as giant wings appear, and Yukito transforms into Yue.>

Yue: Do you think I can't hear you in there?

Touya: Oh, so you're speaking to me again?

Yue: You know, just because I-

<Everyone else is staring.>

Yue: This really isn't the time for this.

L-chan: *in glomp mode* Yuuuuuuu-

Yue: Don't even think about it.

<Light, wings, yada yada… Yukito reappears.>

Sakura: What was that all about?

Yukito: It's a long story.

Syaoran: Speaking of long stories, can we get back to this one?

Meiling: What's going on again?

Tomoyo: Tori and Julian kissing.

>>Sakura walked past them in the kitchen and flinched at the thought of them together kissing made her

>>feel sick.

Kero: <Sakura> Come up for air, guys.

Sakura: Kero-chan….

L-chan: But this is a dub story. That stuff wasn't in the dub.

Syaoran: But it was so obvious. Like with "Amara" and "Michelle" in the Sailor Moon dub.

Sakura: You watch Sailor Moon?

Syaoran: Umm…. No.

>>Sakura entered the front room and there was Li Showron

Touya: Hey! Who let the gaki in?

>>in Sakuras dads lazy boy armchair

Tomoyo: How many dads do you have?

L-chan: Somehow I can't picture Fujitaka-sensei ever owning a lazy boy chair.

>>relaxing and drinking a coke with his feet up, he looked so relaxed.

Touya: Who is he, Kramer? Walks on in, helps himself to the refrigerator…

Sakura: <Li> Ah, this is the life.

>>Li and Sakura have been going out every since Li came back from Hong Kong which I guess was a month.

Meiling: You guess?

Syaoran: If the author doesn't know, how does she expect us to?

>>Right before Li had to leave Li declared his love for Sakura during the last battle they had together. But

>>one day there was a tall stranger at Sakuras door step holding a small teddy bear

Yukito: <stranger> I'll make this bear grow fifty feet and destroy her house! Mwahahahaha!

Sakura: How many times do I have to apologize for that?

>>which Sakura immediately recognized because right before he had left Sakura gave Li a small teddy bear

>>which she had made which declared her love for him.

Tomoyo: Again, not in the dub.

L-chan: We're getting into the manga now, right?

Syaoran: Pick a story line and go with it!

>>When Sakura saw him she ran to him and they hugged for about 10 minutes

Meiling: <selphie> Hee hee, I was hiding in the bushes with a stopwatch.

Sakura: Sounds like something Tomoyo-chan would do.

Tomoyo: Hey!

>>and Sakura still remembers that sunny spring afternoon when all the cherry blossoms were falling

>>around them and of course Li looked SO DAMN HOT.

Girls: Woo-Hoo!!

<Syaoran blushes.>

Kero: <Li> Can we go inside? I'm starting to melt out here!

>>" Come on Sakura, Madison is waiting for us in the limo" Li said

Meiling: Ooh, the limo. We're all impressed.

Touya: <Madison> If you've got it, flaunt it!

>>snapping Sakura out of her flash back,

Yukito: <Sakura> Ouch!

>>Li grabbed Sakura by the hand and pulled her out of the house.

>>"Hi Sakura, glad to see you decided to get up and join us this lovely afternoon" Madison joked

<Silence.>

Tomoyo: <Madison> Whoa, tough room.

>>"Hey Madison, you look great today". Sakura complimented Madison was wearing a baby pink summer dress, which was covered in cherry,

Meiling: Someone get the girl a bib.

Yukito: This author is very stingy with the punctuation. I don't know where the sentences begin and end.

>>blossoms it was one of Madison's own designs. Meanwhile Sakura was only wearing a purple tank top

Touya: What?! Put on some pants, kaijuu!

>>with a purple mini skirt

Touya: I said pants!

>>and her hair was up normally.

Sakura: But today it was feeling a little depressed.

>>It was the middle of a really HOT summers day,

L-chan: But not as HOT as Li!

Girls: Woo-Hoo!!

<Syaoran blushes.>

>>and they thought that the sun was going to burn right through them.

Yukito: A giant ant was holding a large magnifying glass, getting revenge for his fallen brothers.

>>Sakura was in such a hurry this morning she totally forgot to pack a picnic lunch for herself so Li

>>decided he would share his with her

All: Awwwwww.

Sakura: <Sakura> Funky lunch, Madison.

L-chan: For people who hate the dub so much, we sure know a lot about it.

>>it was no gourmet lunch like Sakuras dad would make but it would do.

Tomoyo: Ooh, harsh.

Yukito: <Sakura> Bologna and cheese? How gauche.

Syaoran: <Li> If it's so inferior, you don't have to eat it, you know.

>>Suddenly Kero popped out Sakuras empty backpack.

Meiling: Why would she take an empty backpack?

Sakura: And if Kero-chan was in it, then it wasn't empty, was it?

>>"Keroberos! I told you to stay home today!" Sakura said

Kero: *rereading the beginning of the story* No, you didn't! Ha!

>>"I know, but…

Syaoran: <Kero> …seriously, do I ever listen to you?

>>I couldn't pass up a opportunity for Sakuras famous picnic lunches,

Meiling: <paparazzi> Lunch! Just a few pictures. Look this way!

Touya: <lunch> No autographs, please.

>>soooo where is it?" Kero said looking around hungrily "I am sorry Kero

Sakura: …but thanks to you and Yukito-san, there is no more food. At all. Anywhere.

>>but I was in such a rush this morning I kinda forgot to pack a lunch" Sakura explained, "Wait Sakura, Li

>>can you guys feel that?

Touya: L-chan…

L-chan: It's not me, I swear.

Yukito: Oops. Sorry.

>>Wait I think …… IT'S A CLOW CARD!" Kero said grinning.

All: Huh?

Kero: If this is after the Last Judgment, then there aren't any more cards.

Tomoyo: Has selphie even seen the show?

>>"That is strange, how come I cant feel it I am usually the first to feel it?" Li said looking sad

Sakura: Don't feel bad. It happens to all guys at some point.

Touya: I don't think I'm going to let you read these stories anymore. L-chan's a bad influence.

>>"OH YA BABY, LETS GO GET US A CLOW CARD!" Kero screamed.

Meiling: The role of Kero will now be played by Neve Campbell.

Kero: Why does everyone write me like Austin Powers?

>>"Well Sakura, I thought I would bring a outfit just in case of this kind of occasion," Madison said

Sakura: In case a Clow Card appeared after all the cards had been gathered? What foresight!

L-chan: The role of Madison will now be played by Ms. McKenzie.

Sakura: Who?

L-chan: Just trying to stick with the dub.

>>as she pulled out a baby pink dress with heats and lips all over it.

Yukito: Heats?

>>"Madison, what is with all the hearts and lips?" Li asked,

Touya: <Madison> I got this at Frederick's of Hollywood. What do you think?

L-chan: And you say I'm the bad influence?

>>"Well since you and Sakura are now going out I wanted to spread love in the air, that's all." Madison said

Tomoyo: Umm, I don't think that's love.

Kero: Pfeww, what was in that lunch, anyway?

>>with the biggest grin on her face.

Yukito: <Guinness official> Sorry, that's not the biggest grin. We can't put you in the book this year.

>>"OWW" Li cried

Touya: And then he died. Good night, sweet princess.

Syaoran: Cinderella.

Touya: Shut up.

>>"Li what's wrong?" Madison asked,

Syaoran: Where do I start?

>>"Madison you look so hot today!" Li blurted

Sakura: <Li> Have you got a fever? Maybe you should lie down.

>>"WHAT?" Madison and Sakura screamed and the same time.

Tomoyo: How dare you give someone a compliment! That's not the Li we all know!

>>Before Sakura knew what was happening Li grabbed Madison and kissed her right on the lips right in

>>front of poor Sakura.

Meiling: <Madison> Not only do I have more money than you, but your boyfriend likes me better! I win!

>>"Sakura, it's the LOVE CARD." Kero yelled "the love card?

Syaoran: Is there an echo in here?

All: Echo!

>>Kero how come I have never heard of this card before?" Sakura asked.

Kero: Because the author made it up.

>>"Well it is hard to explain in such a short time

Sakura: That shouldn't be a problem for an author who reduced the Yue storyline to one sentence.

Touya: *muttering* Issues…

Yukito: To-ya…

>>but this card was one of the cards which is the harder to catch, because if you get hit with an arrow it

>>will automatically make you fall in love with the first person you see" Kero explained,

Syaoran: Yeah, that was a real complicated explanation.

Sakura: So what makes it so hard to catch?

>>"hey guys, what's up?" Li`s cousin Meilin Rae said walking up with a smile on her face.

Kero: So much for the theory that selphie is going by the manga.

Tomoyo: Come on, fanfic writers! She's either his cousin or a Rae. It's not both!

>>"MEILIN WATCH OUT!" Sakura screamed,

All: Watch out for that tree!

>>but it was too late the arrow hit Meilin in the back.

Touya: <Love Card> Die, dubbies, die!

>>Meilin automatically looked at Kero

Meiling: Please, God, not again.

>>"OH NO!" Kero cried,

Kero: My thoughts exactly.

>>"Hey Kero you sure are sexy for a stuffed animal and I mean REAL sexy" Meilin said

Yukito: This sounds more like a "lust" card than a "love" card.

Meiling: L-chan, do you do this on purpose?

L-chan: It's just a coincidence.

Touya: <Kaho> There are no coincidences. There is only the inevitable.

>>while trying to grab Kero, luckily Kero can fly Sakura thought,

Syaoran: Unlike Northwest Airlines.

Yukito: <Northwest Rep> We're sorry you picked a bad day to fly. (A/N: They really said that to me!)

>>now its up to me to catch the love card because Li and Kero cant help.

Tomoyo: <Sakura> Worthless. Why do I even bring them along?

>>"Oh no, here comes another arrow, oh key of clow, power of magic the wand ignite,

Sakura: Or something like that.

Meiling: <Sakura> Help! It's burning me!

>>FLY release and dispel. Sakura wished she could just soar through the peaceful afternoon air forever,

L-chan: By the way, how come no one ever notices you flying around?

Sakura: The people of Tomoeda are really unobservant and have short memories.

>>but there was a job to be done and she was the only one.

Touya: <Yoda> No, there is another.

>>The actual form of the love card appeared, it was so beautiful it had long white hair and had a pink long dress on.

Meiling: Again with the pink. There are other colors, you know.

>>Sakura landed on a top of a tree,

Syaoran: Cool, we've crossed into "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

>>"Windy, release and dispel, surround the love card" Sakura ordered,

Kero: Do fanfic writers know that there are other cards besides Windy and Fly?

>>the Windy card obeyed and surrounded the love card, Sakura had actually captured a hard card all by herself

Syaoran: It couldn't have been that hard if all she needed was Windy.

Yukito: It sounds more like the Love card just gave up.

>>and all the spells were lifted. "I did it, I did it, all by myself no help from anyone" Sakura said while

>>jumping up and down.

Sakura: How old am I supposed to be here? It sounds like I'm four.

Touya: <Sakura, age four> I tied my own shoes! Yay! *trip*

Sakura: I didn't do that!

Touya: You still do that.

>>"Oh no" Madison said,

Tomoyo: <Madison> I just realized what a stupid character I am. And I can't sing worth sh--

>>"Madison, what's wrong?" Sakura asked.

Yukito: <Madison> I'm trapped in a dub fic!

>>"Well for one thing you were not wearing the outfit I brought for you,

L-chan: For a dub story, you guys are pretty much in character.

>>and I was too busy trying to get away from Li I couldn't record your capture on video" Madison said with a glum face.

Meiling: Funny, I don't remember her trying to get away from him.

Tomoyo: <Madison> Um, well… he was very persistent.

>>"So, Sakura what card was it?" Li asked

Kero: <Sakura> The Rotten-Cheating-Scumbag-of-a-Boyfriend Card.

>>"Well it was the love card and you are lucky because

Sakura: <Sakura> …that's the only love you're gonna get, you rotten, cheating ...

>>if it wasn't the love card controlling you, you would have been in big trouble the way you were all over Madison,

Syaoran: <Li> Hey, she wasn't exactly pushing me away!

>>and Meilin you are very lucky poor Kero can fly or else." Sakura explained

Touya: Or else he would have fried her with his fire breath?

Kero: You betcha.

>>"Well let's continue our picnic" Kero said while stuffing his face with the food Meilin brought.

Meiling: So he doesn't like me, but he has no problem eating my food. Nice.

>>"Hey Sakura, wanna take a walk?" Li asked

Yukito: Is that code for something?

>>"Sure I guess" Sakura answered

Syaoran: Don't be too excited.

>>while letting Li pull her to her feet. "Kero you stay here" Sakura directed

Meiling: <Sakura> Cut! This scene's not working for me. Li should be with Meilin instead.

>before letting Li take her hand and pull her on to the beach.

Touya: <Li> I'm having to pull you everywhere. Learn to walk already!

>>"S, what did you want to tell me?" Sakura asked

Tomoyo: They're on a first initial basis, I see.

>>"Well how did you know I wanted to ask you something, I could have just wanted to walk" Li explained.

Syaoran: <Li> Why do women have to talk everything to death? Can't we have two seconds of peace?

>>"Oh ok, I did want to say something to you, all I wanted to say was

Kero: <Li> …after kissing Madison, I've decided that you just don't do it for me anymore.

>>that I am sorry if I did any thing to offend you when I was under the love cards spell." Li said hoping for forgiveness

Touya: Sure, blame it on the card. Everybody's a victim.

>> "Oh Li I know that it was the love card doing it to you"

Tomoyo: Insert your own dirty joke here.

Syaoran: It's a good thing Hiiragizawa's not around.

>>Sakura said calmly, suddenly Li grabbed Sakura and kissed her on the lips nice and slowly.

Yukito: I guess she forgot to write her name on the card.

>>"Wow" Sakura managed to say

Meiling: <Sakura> That's what I've been waiting for all this time? What a letdown.

>>"Ya" Li agreed.

Sakura: Geez, show some enthusiasm, people.

Kero: <Li> Hmm, maybe I was a bit hasty to break it off with Meilin.

>>They just stood there for a while longer listening to the wind

Touya: <Li> What are we listening for?

Yukito: <Sakura> The answer, my friend. It's blowing in the wind.

Touya: <Li> What was the question?

Yukito: <Sakura> I thought you knew.

>>"Hey Sakura we should head back now" Li said grabbing her hand again.

L-chan: <Li> I need to go home and rethink this whole thing.

>>This time on the walk back no one said anything

Kero: *cough* awkward *cough*

>>Li just held Sakuras hand.

Tomoyo: Taking hands again. Every single story…

>>When everyone had left and Sakura and Madison were sitting on Sakuras bed Madison said "So?"

Sakura: *singing* A needle pulling thread…

>>"So what?" Sakura answered,

Syaoran: Sakura's snappy comeback was provided by Torrie Avalon.

Meiling: <Torrie> Well duh!

>>"Did Li kiss you?" Madison said

Tomoyo: <Madison> Because he kisses everyone. It doesn't mean you're special.

>>"Yep" Sakura said "It was nice."

L-chan: And that's the end, guys.

Syaoran: That's the end?

Sakura: That was the most anticlimactic WAFF ever!

Meiling: More time was spent rehashing the plot than on the actual story.

Touya: I think selphie just saw two episodes of the dub and got the rest of the information from fan sites.

Tomoyo: It could have been a lot worse, I suppose.

Kero: You know, reading these stories really works up an appetite.

Yukito: Come on, let's go get some ice cream.

~~-~~

Until next time….

>>and of course Li looked SO DAMN HOT.