Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ CCS: Sodina's Stage ❯ Act 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Csodina'sCStageS

Act 1:

Mirror Card Remake

Disclaimer:

Sodina: I DO NOT own CC....
Aoti: ya.... Cuz if ya did, Eriol wouldn't be evil and he'd be ALL yours!!
Minako: *nods* yep
Sodina: yeah... so?Is there a problem?
Raye: *snickers*
Sodina: how the hell do I put up with these guys....
Aoti: I dunno.....*giggles* me still trying to figure that out.....
Sodina: don't make me steal another gundam!
Minako: this is a CC fic, not a gundam wing fic you baka!
Sodina: WHY YOU!!! FIREY CARD!! SEND THESE FOOLS TO OBLIVIAN!!
*they disappear*
Sodina: That's better!! I can still use Clow cards!!


Sakura: I'm not doing this!!! I quit!!
Sodina: damn..... oh well, I can replace ya!!
Tomoyo: well, if SHE quits, I do too!
Sodina: Oh well,I'll get one of my friends to fill in! Aoti can easily do it!!
*sakura and tomoyo walk out*
Sodina: Oh well!
*grabs costumes*
*clears throat* ACK! hairball..... no wait, that's my lunch....ewwwwwwww..... JANITORS!
*janitors come and clean up*
Thankies!!
TAKE YOU PLACES!!! wait! Aoti just got stage fright all over the dressing room...... Minako will take her place!
Minako: YEAH! I'm gonna be a star!
Sodina: not really....
*curtains go down and every one sits down*
*Rei has tomatoes ready to throw at Minako*
Sodina: this takes place right when Sakura, now known as Sodina, catches the th mirror card. Touya, yukito, kero, eriol are all being played by themselves and a non-lesbian Tomoyo(yes it is possible) is being played by and is now known as Minako. No, there is not a syaoran in here but for all you syaoran lovers i might as well include him!
*curtains rise*
Sodina: MIRROR CARD! RETURN TOYOUR POWER CONFINED, MIRROR!! *catches card and goes to touya* Touya!
Yukito: *mysteriously arrives* he needs adoctor, quick!
*back at sodina's house*
Yukito: sooo.... you have no clue how you fell? Wow....
Touya: Nope, no idea.
*downstairs*
*door bell rings*
Sodina: Oh! Hey Minako!
Minako: Heyo Sodina! So ya caught the mirror card?
Sodina: *nods* yup!
*door bell*
Sodina: I'll get it!
*it's eriol*
Sodina: Oh! Eriol! *blushes* oh... hi!
Eriol: *blushes* Hi sodina....
Minako: *hits her head and then shakes head* oh no, not again.... *drags Sodina to the kitchen* What ARE we going to do with you...... *duct tapes her to chair*
Sodina: o.O *minako tapes mouth*
Syaoran: Nan da? She likes him? *points at Eriol*
*pouts* what happened to me?
Minako: Oh... poor syaoran! I'll take care of you!
*eriol takes tape off sodina*
Sodina: MINAKO!! THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!!
eriol: Poor Sodina! *kisses Sodina better*
everyone: awwwwww......
Minako: neither was that but now it is......
*rei throws tomatoes at Minako*
Kero: *in the frigde eating pudding* HEY! QUIT THROWING TOMATOES!!! IF YOUR GONNA THROW SOMTHING THROW SOME CAKES UP HERE!!!
*closes curtains*
Sodina: hee! Thank you! *bows* it wuz right until Minako duct taped me..... oh well!! it wuz pretty much a success!!
rei: yes it was....yes it was....
*sees minako covered in tomatoes*
Everyone: ha....
Aoti: gomen!! Some one food poisened me!!
*everyone looks at Tomoyo and Sakura*
Sakura: I TOLD ya! NO ONE replaces us!
Sodina: Then why aren't I sick?
Tomoyo: cuz ya didn't eat those tomatoes!
*minako drops dead*
sodina: looks like I'm down another Tomoyo.....