Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ CCS: Sodina's Stage ❯ Act 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Act 2:

Sakura's Rival Remake

Disclaimer:

Sodina: I own Eriol but that's it! I don't own any other CC or CCS characters…

Aoti: No you don't! You don't own Eriol! The producers and that polar bear do!!

Sodina: Oh yeah…. Damn bear… *Plots to kill Nelvana's Polar Bear*

Minako: *hits Sodina on the head with her poking stick (©)*

Sodina: *falls down unconscious*

Minako: NOW we can continue with the fic without all these death plots!

Raye: Minako, you baka! You just killed the scriptwriter!

Minako: Oh…. So THAT'S who she was…

Everyone: -_-" baka…

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Sodina: *wakes up* okis! I, the amazing and beautiful Sodina-sama…

Everyone: -_-"

Sodina: Will play the part of Sakura Avalon! Considering I now don't trust the real Sakura…*remembers the time Sakura and Tomoyo poisoned Minako and Aoti*

Minako: I STILL feel sick…

Aoti: Really?! I don't…

Raye: Heh, maybe it was that 20 GALLONS OF KOOL-AID YA HAD BEFORE WE CAME!!

Minako: heh… I gotta go…*rushes to the nearest washroom*

Sodina: ooookay… but now we need another Tomoyo! And a non-yuri/yaoi one at that…

*Raye raises her hand*

Raye: Oooh! Pick me!

Sodina: Guess I have to…*sigh*

Raye: YEAH!

Sodina: And Raye will play Tomoyo. All the other character will be played by themselves. It's as easy as that…AND NO CHANGING THE SCRIPT THIS TIME!!

*Glares at Minako*

Minako: *is finally out of the washroom and is buying 100 pounds of tomatoes to throw at Raye* Wha?

Sodina: and no more tomatoes!! It took hours just to clean up the LAST MESS!

*Glares at Raye*

Raye: heh heh heh….

Sodina: ok! Let's start!!

*Curtains close*

*Curtains open again*

*In the classroom*

Mr. Terada: We have a new student in our class today! His name is Syaoran Li!

Syaoran: *walks into class*

Mr. Terada: Now…where shall we seat you… ah! How about behind Sodina!

Syaoran: *walks by Sodina*

Sodina: Hi Syaoran!

Syaoran: *death glare*

Raye: Ooooo… he's cute!

Syaoran: !O.O! *Sits down immediately*

*After school*

*Sodina and Raye are walking home*

Raye: Ahhh…. That kid was cute!

Sodina: And you think I daydream too much about guys…

*Thunder storm comes*

Sodina: Huh? How is this possible? It was bright and beautiful, like me, two seconds ago!

Raye: *still daydreaming*

Sodina: It's a Clow Card! Let's go! *Grabs Raye by her shirt and zooms off*

*At the school*

*Sodina is standing outside the school in a dog costume*

Sodina: I thought I was supposed to have a kitty cat costume?!

Raye: Gomen! We ran out! Some one set the last one on fire!

*Sakura is hiding behind a tree holding a lighter*

Sakura: Hee hee hee….

Raye: And this was the last one!

Sodina: *sigh* it's gonna have to do…

*Suddenly a bolt of lightening comes down on the tree Sakura is hiding behind*

*Sakura lies on the ground covered in black dust*

Sakura: oww…. >-<

Raye: What was that?

Sodina: I dunno!

Raye: Oh well!

*Thunder card appears and is fighting with Syaoran*

Sodina: Hey…. That kid looks familiar…

Raye: You're right… isn't he one of the Backstreet Boys?

Sodina: I think so!

Syaoran: Nan da?! What are YOU doing here?

Sodina: I was just about to ask you the same question…. Are you supposed to be on tour or something?

Syaoran: WHAT? YOU MEAN YOU DON'T RECONISE ME?

Raye: *holds out a pen and a notepad* Of course we do! ^-^ Can I have your autograph?

Syaoran: I AM NOT A FAMOUS PERSON!

Sodina: Okay then, I'll take grade school cuties for 200$, Alex!

Kero: *appears because there was no more cake in the fridge* Hey… it's a Clow card! And this kid's fighting it! Let's go grab some popcorn and watch the fight!

Syaoran: HEY! You're Kero-beros! The guardian beast of the seal!

Kero: Damn straight!

Syaoran: Then why do you look like a stuffed doll?

Kero: Cuz the damn polar bear wouldn't give me a better body…. *plots to kill Nelvana's polar bear*

Minako: *hits Kero on the head with her copyrighted poking stick (©)*

Raye: MINAKO!! YOU BAKA!! QUIT KILLING THE ACTORS!! *grabs stick and goes to hit Minako on the head but hits Aoti instead* shimatta…. I'LL GET YOU LATER MINAKO!!

Aoti: x.x

Sodina: *thinks* who is… Takeru Takaishi!

Raye: Wrong fic, Sodina. And no one ever gave the answer anyways…

Thunder Card: Hey, I'm going on a rampage here and NO ONE HAS PAID ANY ATTENSION TO ME IN THE LAST 20 MINUTES!! WHY WON'T YOU CATCH ME ALREADY?

Sodina: Wow… A bratty, self-absorbed Clow card… now there's something you don't see everyday…

Syaoran: He does have a point…

Sodina: ALRIGHT!! TIME TO CATCH THIS CLOW CARD!!

*pulls off key necklace*

Sodina: Oh Key of Clow, Power of magic, power of light. Surrender the wand, the force ignite. RELEASE!

*key doesn't change at all*

Sodina: Shimatta… why won't the damn thing work?

Syaoran: She's supposed to be a Card Captor? *points at Sodina*

Raye: *nods* yup!

Sodina: damn thing…

*trys again but it still won't change*

Sodina: okay… DAMN NECKLACE JUST CHANGE BEFORE YOU MAKE ME BREAK YOU INTO MILLIONS OF PIECES!!

*necklace changes into sealing wand*

Sodina: THANK YOU!

Syaoran: -_-"

*pulls out shadow card*

Sodina: I call upon the power of my star, ancient forces near and far…

Raye: WRONG CHANT YOU BAKA!!

Sodina: *pulls out script* oh yeah… good point… SHADOW CARD! CAPTURE THE THUNDER CARD!! RELEASE AND DISPELL!

*Shadow card comes out and starts to talk to Thunder*

Shadow: Sooo… why ARE you so self-absorbed anyways?

Thunder: Well, it all started when…

Sodina: SHADOW!! JUST CATCH THE DAMN CARD!!

Shadow: Alright, alright… looks like we'll have to cancel the teatime outing…

*Surrounds Thunder*

Sodina: THUNDER CARD!! RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED! THUNDER CARD! *catches Thunder Card*

Syaoran: I could have done better… if only this stupid toy wasn't in the way…

Kero: I AM NOT A TOY!! *bites Syaoran's nose*

Syaoran: OW!!!! *tries to get Kero off his nose*

Minako: Hey… what's that thing doing awake? I thought I killed him…. Oh well…

Sodina: SHUT UP MINAKO!! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS SCENE!! Oh well, I caught the Thunder Card AND got to meet AJ from the Back Street Boys!

Syaoran: WHA? I AM SYAORAN LI!! I'M THE NEW GUY IN YOUR CLASS, REMEMBER?

Sodina: Ohh… you sure you're Syaoran?

Syaoran: YES!

Raye: Party pooper…

Sodina: Shimatta… so all I got out of this was a stinkin card…

Kero: *cries* and I didn't get any popcorn…. Wahhhhhh….

Sodina: What happened to all that cake I gave you at home?

Kero: *burp*

Minako: KERO!! *hits Kero on the head again*

Kero: x.x

Sodina: MINAKO!!

Minako: *in monotone voice* I am sorry all mighty and beautiful Sodina-sama. I am sorry all mighty and beautiful Sodina-sama. I am sorry all mighty and beautiful Sodina-sama. I am sorry all mighty and beautiful Sodina-sama….

Sodina: Hey… the REAL Minako wouldn't say that…

*sees that Minako is just a cardboard cut-out with a tape machine playing behind it*

Sodina: hey… so where IS the real Minako…

*Curtains go down*

Sodina: HEY!! WE HAVE BOWED YET!!

*all characters bowed*

Minako: *throws apples at Raye, making Raye unconscious*

Sodina: SO THAT'S WHERE SHE WAS!

Minako: darn… they didn't splash all over her… oh well…

Raye: x.x

Sodina: MINAKO!! THAT'S 3 PEOPLE THAT ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!!

Minako: *throws another apple that hits Syaoran*

Sodina: Never mind, 4 people now…

Minako: Note to self, next time use water balloons…

Sodina: *sigh* just close the curtains…

*curtains don't close*

Sodina: OH JUST CLOSE GOD DAMNIT!!

*curtains still don't close*

Sodina: JUST CLOSE BEFORE I SHRED THE CURTAINS TO PIECES!!!

*curtains still won't close*

Sodina: Oh never mind… keep em open if ya have to… *walks off stage*

*curtains close*