Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ CCS: Sodina's Stage ❯ Act 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Act 3

DISCLAIMER:
Sodina: If I say that I don't own Card Captors, you guys won't hit me again, right?
Minako: *thinks* Hmmmmm.....
*Serenity comes in*
Serenity: HIYA!!! *yells right in Minako's ear*
Minako: HWAAAAA!! *tries to hit Serenity but misses and falls flat on her face*
Minako: x.x
Sodina: shimatta.... there goes ANOTHER Tomoyo.....
Serenity: *looks at Minako* Huh? Oh! Hiya Minako!!
Raye and Aoti: *pointing and laughing at Minako*
Sodina: *sigh* I do not own Card captors....
Director: *yells* WITH MORE ENTHUSIASM PLEASE!!!
Sodina: Why the hell am I doing this anyways?
Director: Cause I'm blackmailing you to do this!! THAT'S WHY!! Now... From the top!
Sodina: *I'm-gonna-kill-you Glare(TM)* I do not own Card captors.... *mumbles* but I DO own the "I'm-gonna-kill-you" glare....
Director: NOW HOW ABOUT WE CAPITALIZE THE "C" IN "CAPTORS"? AND NO MORE MUMBLING!
Sodina: Grrrrrrrrrrr..... I thought I was the writer and director of this script....


Sakura's New Rival Remake

Sodina: *pulls out a clipboard* Now, we need ANOTHER Tomoyo! We seem to keep running out.... * looks at the hurt Aoti, Minako, and Raye*
Serenity: *raises hand* OOH!! PICK ME!!
Sodina: Sure.... I doubt that neither Minako or Raye will hurt ya.... but then again I said the same for Aoti....
Serenity: o.O! ooooookay.... *prays for her life*
Sodina: ALLLLLLLLLRIGHT!! Let's do this! *stands in "Hero" pose*
everyone: -_-"
Sodina: Well, everyone by now SHOULD know the casting..... so let's begin!

*curtains close and open revealing the classroom*

Mr. Terada: Good morning class! We have ANOTHER new student today! *mumbles* why do they have to give ME all the strange newbies....
*girl walks in*
Mr. Terada: This is Meiling Li! She comes from where Syaoran used to live!
Syaoran: O.O! Shimatta! *pouts* she's back.... >.<
Sodina: Do you know this girl?
Syaoran: *shudders*
Serenity: Oooooh! Maybe this was his old girlfriend!
*something from behind wacks Serenity on the head but she ducks and something hits Sodina on the head instead*
Sodina: Owwww..... *rubs head* what the?
*turns to see Meiling*
Meiling: I am NOT his old girlfriend! Actually..... I'm his fiancee!!
Syaoran: *faints due to shock*
Meiling: *goes all starry-eyed* My Syaoran! HE NEEDS CPR!! *holds Syaoran* Please, don't die on me now...
Sodina and Serenity: O.O!
Sodina: shimatta.... that's ANOTHER guy outta my harem....*pulls out a really long scroll* Now lessee.... *crosses off Syaoran's name* and he was kinda cute too.....oh well!
*sakura in a body cast is watching from behind a tree*
Sakura: NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY SYAORAN!!! *tear* he's supposed to be mine!! But...how am I gonna save him like this? *falls down on the ground*
Tomoyo: My Sakura.....
(I never said that there wasn't gonna be a bit yuri in this!)
Tomoyo: *super hero pose* I will SAVE your beloved Syaoran! *duh dun dun da!* No fear!
*a huge pile of golden grams fall onto Sakura and Tomoyo for no appearent reason*
Sodina: *looks out the window* THANKS RAYE!!
Raye: No prob!
Serenity: oh yeah, Sodina?
Sodina: Yeah?
Serenity: Do you know martial arts?
Sodina: hell no!
Serenity: Do you Meiling?
Meiling: Hell ya!
Serenity: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHE'S THE EVIL MARTIAL ARTIST THAT'S HURTING PEOPLE AND IS PLANNING TO KILL US ALL!!! *runs away as fast as she can*
Meiling: *I'm-gonna-kill-you glare*
Sodina: Nan da!? That's MY glare!! RAYE!!!!
Raye: What am I? You faithful golden grams servant?
Sodina: Sure, why not?
Raye: *I'm-gonna-kill-you glare*
Sodina: Grrrrrr..... ALRIGHT!!! THAT'S IT!! *concentrates*
*huge pile of stuffed panda bears fall onto Meiling and Raye*
Sodina: Shimatta.... oh well, I'll get it eventually!
Minako: *bows* you are learning well, young grasshopper!
Syaoran: *sighs* I need to learn how to do that....
Minako: *takes a fan and slaps Syaoran across the face* NUH UH! Yoooooooooou little weed, NO LEARN SPECIAL ATTACK!!! *walks away*
everyone: -_-"
Little girl: Mommy mommy! It's Grandpa Minako!!
Minako: -_-m I'll get whoever said that....
*Aoti runs away as fast as she can, laughing*
*bell rings*
*everyone runs out of class*

*later*

Kero: you know what I smell?
Sodina: I KNEW IT!!! It's a clow card! *grabs the newest outfit made by the costume designers*
*Sodina reappears in a pink spandex bicycle outfit* What the?
Costume Designers(backstage): We're running outta ideas and we're not allowed to use the other oufits... they were having a sale this weekend and I thought pink was your color!
Sodina: Just cuz pink works for sakura DOES NOT mean that it works for ME!
Kero: Ummm.... HELLO! I SMELL DINNER, NOT A CLOW CARD!!! I smell dumplings....yumm.....
Sodina: No time for dinner kero! There's a clow card on the loose!
*grabs kero and runs outta the house*
*goes to a park*
*Serenity appears*
Serenity: Sodina!! I'm here!
Sodina: But I never called you! Ah well... now wheres that Clow card?
*2 hours later*
Sodina: YEAH!!!!!!!! My Charizard kicks your Butterfree's ASS!!!
Raye: shimatta.... not again! That's the THIRD time tonight! I quit...*throws down all her cards*
Sodina: Wanna try again?
Raye: YOU'RE ON!! *sits down again*
*plays again and Raye is about to win*
Raye: One more move and I'll win!!!
*Fight Card runs through*
*cards get messed up*
Raye: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *gets angry* NO ONE MAKES ME LOSE!!! ESPECIALLY NO STINKIN CLOW CARD!!!
*transforms into Nova Galaxy*
Nova Galaxy: Now you will pay!
*Fight Card punches Nova who turns back into raye*
Raye: X.X
*minako comes up to raye with a poking stick*
Minako: You still alive?
Aoti: OH!! That looks like fun!
*Aoti grabs another poking stick and pokes Raye*
Minako: Can I have your Playstation, Raye?
Raye: X.X
Minako: That counts as a "YES, OH MIGHTY AND POWERFUL LADY MINAKO-SAMA! YOU MAY HAVE EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES!" Thanks!
Aoti: Ooo! Can I have your pet dragon, Mushu?
Raye: X.X
Aoti: What does that mean?
Minako: It means "Yes, Lady Aoti-sama, you may have him as long as your extremely nice to The Ultimate Supreme and Kawaii Lady Minako-sama!"
Aoti: Alright!!
*Aoti and Minako leave to go get all of Raye's stuff*
Serenity: *whips out a videocamera* I'm ready!
Sodina: Ummm.... *goes up to the Fight Card* Uh, hi there, Mister Miss Fight Card.... uh...
*Meiling comes in and fights with Fight Card*
Sodina: *sigh* Phew...
*Sodina and Serenity change into cheerleading outfits*
Sodina&Serenity: 2-4-6-8 WHO DOES THE FIGHT CARD ELIMINATE? MEILING LI'S AS GOOD AS DEAD! JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T CUT OFF HER HEAD! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIGHT CARD!!!
*Fight Card beats up Meiling*
Sodina: GOOOO Fight Card!! PUNCH HER LIGHTS OUT!!
Serenity: COME ON!!! RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!
*Syaoran comes in and punches fight card but is soon punched into the wall that just mysteriously appeared*
Sodina: NO, NOT HIM!! GET THE GIRL!!!
*crabs mysteriously appear*
Crabs: Go on and KISS THE GIRL!!
Seagulls: Mwa mwa mwa mwa...
Crabs: Kiss de girl!
Sodina: WRONG MOVIE!!!
*Fight card kicks the crabs into tiny pieces and the seagulls fly away*
Serenity: Yumm... crabs cakes! That reminds me, I haven't had dinner yet...
*Meiling runs over to Syaoran*
Meiling: My poor Syaoran...*sniff*
Syaoran: Where's Sakura....
*looks at Sodina*
Sodina: Why are ya looking at me? I'm SODINA not Sakura! Actually, last time I saw her she was in a body cast underneath a pile of golden grahms....
Syaoran: Shimatta... now there's no one for me to fall in love with to get away from Meiling...
Sodina: NUH UH!! I'm NOT doing that! I belong ONLY with Eriol! I CANT wait until we start those episodes.... Maybe I should start doing auditions for Syaorans New Girlfriend? Hmmm....
Fight Card: Now, I'm not as self-centered as Thunder, but CAN WE CONTINUE WITH THE FIGHTING PLEASE?
Sodina: Nah.... How about I just capture you?
Fight: Might as well, this is getting too wierd for my liking.... oh yeah, and please tell me when the "Syaoran's New Girlfriend" Auditions are!!
Sodina: Sure thing!
*Captures Fight Card*
Sodina: ALLLLLLLLLLRIGHT!! I CAPTURED THE FIGHT CARD!
*holds up card* ^-^v
*syaoran stands up finally*
Serenity: -_-" wrong fic sodina....
Sodina: NUH UH!! TOO BAD!! *swings around sealing staff to hit serenity who ducks and sealing wand hits Syaoran who falls unconscious again*
Sodina: Whoops...oh well! Now onto more pressing matters!!
*Pulls out a clipboard* Who's trying out for Syaoran's new girlfriend??
*Hands shoot up, including the still somewhat unconscious Raye*
Sodina: oooookay....*writes onto the clipboard* we have, Meiling, Minako, Aoti, Raye, Serenity, Fight Card, Power Card, Windy, Water, Tomoyo, annnnnnnnd.... O.O! Th-the shadow card....
Shadow: Well, Thunder's kinda mad at me and I'm having problems getting girls....
everyone: O.O!!
Sodina: oooooooooookkkay..... *sercretly crosses off Shadow Card*
Now to go home and CHANGE!!! I HATE PINK!!!
*stomps home*