Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ CCS: Sodina's Stage ❯ Act 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Act 4:

Syaoran Meets Today's Eligible Bachelorettes!

(note: I know this isn't a cc episode but i did this one for the hell of it!!)

DISCLAIMER:

Sodina: Hmmmm…. Should I make this easy of hard for everyone?

Aoti: *filing her nails* Well, you know what'll happen if you say you own CC…..

Raye: Yeps!! Well beat ya to a bloody pulp!!

Sodina: WELL!! I can beat you at the pokemon card game!!

Raye: NUH UH!! You're on!!

Sodina: *steals pokemon cards from her lil brother* now lessee here….. I need this… and this…

Sodina's Brother: WHAT?! HEY!! THOSE ARE MINE!!

Sodina: Oh shut up you little brat…..

*Minako and Serenity walk in*

Minako: Hey? What's going on?

Serenity: HIYAZ!!!!

Minako: owwwww…. My…ear…drums…. Itai!! *Rubs ear*

Serenity: Whatcha playin?

Raye: Pokemon….

Serenity: But… what about the fic?

Sodina: Oh yeahhhh…. Whoops…. I'll get around to that later…

Serenity: But I WANNA DO IT NOW!!!!!

*Everyone rubs ears*

Everyone: Itai…. -_-m….

Sodina: okay okay…. I DO NOT OWN CC!! THAT DAMN POLAR BEAR DOES!!

*Nelvana's polar bear comes chasing after her*

Sodina: AYA!!!! HELP!!

Aoti: *is still filing nails* That's what ya get for dissin the polar bear…

Minako: Who votes we DON'T help her?

Sodina: HELP!!!!!!

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Sodina: *hold clipboard in hand* now…. Lessee… who's here…? We're doing the interview for Syaoran's new girlfriend, ne?

Aoti: HAI!!

Minako and Raye: *droolz*

Serenity: Nani? Eh well, I'll participate anyways….

Sodina: AH HEM!! Now… who's here? We've got Aoti, Minako, Raye, Serenity, me….

*Sakura, Tomoyo, Fight Card, Shadow Card, and a couple of other people show up*

Sodina: Raye, um, would you please do the honors?

Raye: Gladly…. *Evil smirk* ALL RIGHT YOU LIL GIRLS!!! IM GUNNA WHIP YALL INTO SHAPE AND WHOEVER MAKES IT THROUGH IS ELIGIBLE FOR SYAORAN!!

Little girl: ummm…. But what about all of you? Dunt you haveta do it too?

Aoti: *is STILL filing her nails* Cuz…. We KNOW we're eligible enough….

*Two hours later*

Minako: Uhhhh… Sodina?

Sodina: Hai?

Minako: ummmmm…. Well, there isn't too many peeps left….

Sodina: Who is there?

*Sakura, Tomoyo, Fight Card, and Shadow Card are still standing*

Minako: yeah……

Raye: THEN LETS START ROUND TWO!!! ^-^v!

Serenity: What's round 2?

Sodina: This! *Goes down the line of contestants* Hmmmm….. Sakura, well, I guess you can stay….

Sakura: WAI!!

Sodina: Tomoyo…. Uhhh…. Too yuri…. LEAVE!!!

Tomoyo: Nani? BUT!!

Raye: SECURITY!!

*Serenity and Minako comes in dressed as police people and take Tomoyo away to the "Happy, Sappy Insanity House"*

Sodina: Thankies…. Fight Card….. YOU'RE A CLOW CARD GOD DAMNIT!!

Fight: Wanna fight about it?

Sodina: But REGARDLESS, you still PERFECT for the job, heh….

*Minako, Raye, and Serenity all snicker in the background*

Aoti: *still filing nails* Huh? What I miss?

Sodina: And Shadow…. Ummm…. You WEREN'T on the list…

Shadow: Yeah I wuz!!

Sodina: Iie…. No you're not… go find Thunder…. He may want ya…

Shadow: Really? WAI!! *Runs off to go find Thunder Card*

Sodina: *pats her pocket* thank GOD Thunder is safe in my pocket…. I'll trap shadow later…

*A lil pink kid appears in the room*

Pink kid: Tee hee! Am I too late for earning Syaoran?

Serenity: OOH!! You're SO Kawaii!! Where DO you shop anyways? What a kawaii lil outfit!! I MUST know where you go it? Suzy Shear? No wait… is it GAP? Nah…. Can't be…

Pink kid: uhhhh….. I'm the Power Card….

Sodina: Nani? Are ya? Can I catch ya?

Power: Ummmm…. After the interview, kay?

Sodina: HAI!!!

Serenity: …. Or maybe it's Bluenotes!! No, wait…. They don't have those kind of clothes…..

Sodina: uhhh…. Okkki….. ON WITH THE INTERVIEW!! I will now ask all of you ONE question!! Why do you want Syaoran?

Aoti: *still filing her nails* Cuz he's sooooo kawaii!!

Raye: CUZ YOU STOLE QUATRE!!!

Minako: *sniff* cuz I cant get a guy in the BBF!!

Fight: Cuz all the other clow cards are either gay, girls, or an animal!!

Serenity: Oh!! I kno!! It MUST BE WEST 49!! Wait, no…. that's snowboard crap…. I think…. Cuz syaoran's a good shopper?

Power: Cuz he's my idol!!

Sakura: CUZ HES MINE!!!

Sodina: I seee….. hmmmm…. Now down to the finals…. The final 5 ARE: Raye (she's got an ok answer), Aoti (cuz it so damn true), Fight (cuz she'll beat me up otherwise), Power (cuz I luv that lil pink outfit!!), AND Sakura!!

Syaoran: Uhhhh… dunt I have a say in all this?

Everyone: IIE!!!

Syaoran: Ohhh……

Sodina: Back in the cage cutie! *throws Syaoran into a cage*

Minako: *sob* Why wasn't I picked?

Sodina: It's called payback for those yaoi photos of a certain guy that I luv… *coughQUATRE-CHANcough*

Raye: NYA NYA!!

Sodina: Shut it before I kick ya out as well!

Serenity: ummmm….. now, I know the label…. What was it.. ohh…. Calvin Klein? Maybe…

Aoti: *files nails* some one shut her up?

Sodina: NOW for the final decision made by our judges…

*Sodina sits down next to the judges: Mr. Clean, Nelvana's Polar Bear, Pillsbury DoughBoy, Ronald McDonald, and Harry Potter*

Fight: Nice judges…. HEY!! That one's hotter than Syaoran!! *Points at Mr. Clean* Come on hot stuff!! *Runs away with Mr. Clean*

Sodina: Kuso…. I'm down both a judge AND a contestant…. Oh well!

Mystery Person: I'll be a judge!!

Minako: Ooh!! Who's he?

Sodina: Damn it… Basso, LEAVE!!

Basso: Hiya… I'm Sodina's neighbor!! If they guys are getting chicks THAT quickly, then I'm STAYIN!

Raye: Just a BIT conceited, ne?

Sodina: Only a bit… ok, judges, give your opinion on each of the girls!!

Nelvana: *starts to chase Sodina around the room*

Sodina: HELP!!!

Aoti: *files nails* NEXT!! SECURITY!!

*Serenity and Raye dressed up as police take away Nelvana's Bear to "Happy, Sappy Insanity House"*

Sodina: domo…*breathe* arigatou….

Aoti: *still filing nails* iie-desu-yo!! ^-^v

Pillsbury DoughBoy: Why won't you try my Grands Cinnamon Rolls?

Basso: *jumps the Pillsbury DoughBoy* YUM!

Pillsbury DoughBoy: *runs for his life*

Basso: DAMN!

Everyone else: ooooookayy…… -_-"m

Harry Potter: Well, in MY opinion, I think that Hermione Granger is hot… but then again, so is Cho Chang and-

Sodina: NO!! Out of THESE girls and THESE girls ONLY! Oy…. I might as well get Daniel Radcliff…. No, wait, he's gay…. Nevermind…

Serenity: HEY!! Maybe it's Tommy Hilfiger!! No, wait, they only do jeans, ne?

Basso: Well, if you want MY opinion, I'm the hottest one around here!

*Safe drops onto Basso*

Sodina: THANKS BRITTIE!!

Brittany (not Spears!!): No Problem!! Time to go steal all his money and go on that cruise around the world!!

Sodina: Yeah, I'll help ya in a sec!!

Brittany: Kay! *Leaves*

Sodina: And since that was TOTALLY USELESS! I guess we gotta let Syaoran decide….

Syaoran: THANK YOU!! And so, in the end, I decide to stay SINGLE!! GOD!! Who the hell would want one of THESE GIRLS?

Everyone: HEY!! *Beats up Syaoran*

Syaoran: Itai… x.x'

Sodina: well, I suppose that's the end of that!! Syaoran's still single (just wait til we let out Meiling again!!) and I'm still waiting until we begin the Eriol episodes!!

Aoti: *stops filing nails* AYA!! MY NAILS!! I'VE FILED THEM SO MUCH THERE ISN'T ANY LEFT!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Serenity: And I STILL haven't figured out the label for Power's outfit… what is it? I give up!!

Power: Ummm… I made it…

Serenity: Really!! KAKKOI!! Can ya make me one too?

Sodina: *captures the power card* Too late!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Serenity: Damn you… oh well…. I'll make it myself!!

Raye and Minako: *snickers*

Sodina: what didja do now?

Raye: NOTHING!!

Minako: That's the funny thing!!

Sodina: *begins to walk away but has a "Kick me" sign on her back*

Sodina's Note: I know this isn't a CC episode, but i did it for the hell of it!! And also, Basso (first name: Andrew) is my next door neighbor who me and my friend Brittany Russell (the girl mentioned in this fic) plot to kill (not seriously though), steal all his money and awards (cuz he's a brainer) and go on a cruise around the world! This note is just to clear up this episode.