Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ CCS: The Clows Help MST ❯ One-Shot

In the very distant future,

there was a guy,

very different from you and I.

He didn't really do much,

just a simple fanfic writer,

who did a good job writing his fics.

But some demented fans didn't like one of his plot twists and

they shot him into space!

(Steven: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!")

He'll have to watch cheesy fan fics,

the worst we can find!"

(lalala!)

He'll have to sit and watch them all,

and we'll watch him suffer!

(lalala!)

Now keep in mind he can't control

when the fic begins or ends;

he'll try to keep his sanity

no matter what the psychotic fans send...

(MSTer role call!)

Steven!

(I still want to know what the hell is going on here!)

. . .

. . .

. . . (Cricket sounds)

Gee, that was short, wasn't it?

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,

and other science facts,

(lalala!)

then repeat to yourself it's just a show,

I should really just relax,

for Mystery Science Fiction Theater 30000. . .

(TWANG!)

[The Restored Satellite of Love]

We open with our poor, mistreated writer waking up, a rather angry red lump on the back of his head.

"Where the hell am I?" He said as he looked around. He appeared to be in one of the orbiting satellites of earth, the metal bulkhead and pressurized entry port behind him confirmed that, but this satellite was totally uninhabited, and that was very unusual. Suddenly, one of the walls opened up revealing a small room with a table in the center, and a gigantic monitor and controls taking up one whole side of the room. On the other, sat a somewhat small glass display case, and in it, two small robots, looking like they had been put together by someone who owned a junkyard, and next to them, an orange jumpsuit, neatly folded and pressed. "An effigy, to the Mystery Science Fiction Theater 3000 crew?" Steven wondered aloud as he moved up to the case. He had watched some video discs of the show a few years ago, and was pleasantly surprised at the wit and intelligence of the players in the show. And now that he really looked at the room around him, he realized exactly how much it looked like the set from the show. Before he could reiterate his earlier question, the giant screen crackled to life, displaying two pasty white faces.

"Ah, so you finally woke up Magiguru, or should we say Steven!" They said in unison. Our hero only raised an eyebrow.

"Who are you two, and where the hell am I right now?" The pair on the screen started snickering, sounding like a group of little grade school girls making fun of a boy behind his back.

"You're on the Satellite of Love, or Sol as we prefer to refer to it as." The one on the right said, the one with black, slicked back hair. Steven's eyebrow only raised further.

"Were you trying to rhyme that sentence?" They laughed, a harsh rasping sound, one that Steven disliked almost as much as the situation he was in.

"Always the master writer, aren't we mister Meredith?" The other one, differentiated from his friend only by his purple hair, said mockingly. Steven, quickly growing tired of the mindless chatter, moved up to the console and began flipping switches, looking for the one that would turn it off. The pair on the screen began to cackle.

"Oh, that won't work, we're controlling the console remotely from here, you might as well be playing with a child's toy!" Steven, his patience wearing thin, stepped back from the console and shouted,

"Who are you two and how the hell did I get on the Satellite of Love?!" Surprised by their plaything's sudden change in mood, the two Otaku only stared until they regained their composure.

"Ahem, well, we are Shampoo's_Lover and," The black haired one paused, allowing his friend to jump in,

"And The_Great_Clow_Reed!" Steven sighed,

"Oh, you two idiots, so how did a pair of jack asses like you manage to transport me onto a fictional satellite?" They laughed again,

"Oh, we'll tell you how later, but for now, we're going to tell you why we did it!" Clow Reed interjected.

"It was four years ago!"

"We were surfing the net together, looking for porno as usual, when we stumbled upon one of your fics."

"It changed our lives, from that day forth, we were different people!"

"We stopped getting porno off the net!"

"At least, on the anniversary of that day, every tenth year!"

"And we continued to read more and more of your wonderful work!"

"You became a mentor to us!"

"A Father to us!"

"A secret dream lover to us!" Lover boy turned to Clow Reed and smacked him.

"You weren't supposed to tell him that!" Steven shuddered, then said,

"Does this story have any real point?" They turned back to him, anger burning in their eyes.

"Yes, we continued to read your stories, idolizing you as we went, until!. . ." He paused a moment for dramatic effect. "You posted the fourth episode of your Outlaw Star fanfic."

"And you put Aisha with Gene!" The two seemed about ready to cry at the memory.

"From that day forth, we swore that we would get revenge on you, by . . ." Steven stopped them,

"Hold it, you spent the last four years planning your ultimate revenge upon me, because I coupled Gene and Aisha in one of my fics?"

"Yes, what your point?" They asked in unison again. Steven sighed, and whispered under his breath,

"Losers." The room stayed in silence for a few more moments, before they continued.

"Anyways, we were able to construct a gate that allow us to break through the fourth barrier, and enter the world of fantasy!" As if to illustrate their point, a life size Shampoo walked by in the background, shouting in her broken japanese.

"Where Ranma?! Shampoo need to see Ranma and show him how much Shampoo love him!" Steven noticed a bit of drool leaking out the side of Lover boy's mouth, but chose to ignore it.

"So how did you get me through the portal?" Since Lover boy seemed to be out of commission at that moment, Clow Reed choose to answer him.

"We snuck up behind you while you were walking through the park, and hit you with a sack of potatoes." Steven sighed again,

"Naturally. So, why did you bring me here?" Lover boy choose that moment to regain his senses.

"To get our revenge of course, we're going to lock you in Sol and send you the worst hentai lemon fanfiction we can find, ala Mystery Science Theater 3000!" Steven nodded,

"Hence the theme song that was playing in my dreams earlier."

"Yes, but, back to business, Clow Reed, get the fic ready!" But Clow Reed didn't move,

"Oops, I left my laptop back in the real world." Lover boy's face turned a slight shade redder, and he gained one of those interesting, stylized anime veins on his forehead.

"Hold on just a second you, but when we get back, you shall feel our wrath!" Then the screen shut off, leaving Steven alone with his thoughts.

"Okay, eighter I've gone insane and am currently strapped into a bed in some mental ward, or, this is the real thing." Steven walked over to one of the walls and slammed his fist into it. "Ow!" He yelled, pain exploding into his mind. "I guess it is real, or at least, it feels real enough." He shook his hand a bit as he went over to the display case. "Since I'm probably not already insane, I should get some friends to keep me that way." He mused as he looked down on the preserved forms of Tom Servo and Crow. He broke open the glass with a lever he tore off of the control panel then pulled them out and opened them up. "I think they'll still work, just need a little jolt." He thought aloud as he went over to the console and took off one of the control panels, exposing the wiring underneath. He pulled out a pair of power cables and moved over to the prone bots. "Here goes nothing." Steven jolted each in turn, and withing a few minutes, the two robots had reanimated, and were just as talkative as ever.

"Hey! What's going on here, who are you, and why do I have such a nasty crick in my back, and where's Mike?" Crow said quickly, much more exuberant then usual. Steven felt bad about having to break the news to him.

"Crow, Tom, I'm sorry to have to tell you two this, but Mike is dead."

"What?!?" The two said in unison, their jaws dropping to the ground. As soon as Steven finished reattaching their jaws, the two began to cry.

"It's okay, I'm stuck here now, so I can be mike for you." Steven said, as always trying to please everyone. Crow sniffled,

"Really?"

"Really." And as if to illustrate his point, Steven went over to the display case and put on the preserved jumpsuit inside.

"How do I look?" He asked, his arms held out in a questioning position.

"Like Mike." Crow and Tom said happily. Just then, the video screen crackled back to life,

"Oh Steven, we've got a surprise for you!" Lover boy said, a malicious grin on his face. He then noticed Crow and Tom.

"Oh, so you got those two pieces of junk to work, oh well, the more, the merrier." He turned his back to the screen. "Start the fic Clow Reed!" Then sirens and klaxons began to blare around the room.

"The Fic Sign, let's go!" Shouted Crow as he ran off toward the only other door in the room. Steven glared up at Lover boy for a moment, then followed.

Door #1: A giant metal flanged door.

Door #2: A little wooden house door.

Door #3: A stone wall that splits down the center.

Door #4: A scene of foliage that separates, revealing a path.

Door #5: A drawbridge.

Door #6: An airlock.

>>HI! You can call me pikachu, S.S.P, or double S P. {standing for Super Sajyin Pikachu}

Steven: Well, there's an interesting concept.

>>I am a girl and I already made a Poke'mon lemon

Crow: Ohh, bad memories.

Tom: It's okay Crow, that's over now.

Steven: Yeah, but this pain is just beginning.

>> (that was the first one I made) because that is my top favorite anime, so I am now going to do my 2nd >>lemon for my second favorite anime, CCS or as some know it as Card Captors

Steven: This is bad, very bad.

Crow: Nothing good can come of this.

>>, and unlike most people I really don't care that your a minor (more than likely you are) 'cause really >>I'M only 13 and a half!

Steven: (Sweat drop) This is REALLY bad!

Crow: Nothing even remotely good can come of this.

>>Next step after this it's off to making a Dragon Ball Z lemon, even though I like Ranma 1/2 and >>Urushie Yatshera (LUM) better I like 1. Card Captors 2. Poke'mon 3.DBZ in HENTAI order. And you >>all know about the disclaimers this isn't property of some Co. and I didn't get permeation from the >>creator of CCS and yatta yatta yatta ... SO ENOUGH TALKIN' MORE LEMON!! YAYYY!

All: NAYYY!

>>The Clows Help

Steven: This doesn't bode well.

>> "*Sigh*" Sakura said depressed "I wish I got a higher score on that class assignment yesterday."

Steven: I thought Sakura got good grades?

>>Li was walking down the street looking like there was something on his mind, he looked up

>> "(Hey, isn't that Sakura?)" He thought to himself. She was crossing the street but didn't look if a >>car was coming and one was, Li released the Return card and Returned the panicking Sakura to the >>sidewalk.

Steven: Beh? What just happened?

Crow: Someone needs to learn how to shorten their sentences.

>> "Are you ok Sakura?"

Tom: (Sakura) No I'm not okay! I almost got hit by a car, I could have died!

>>he said running up to her and kneeling down to where she was and placing his hand on her shoulder. >>She looks up to him

Steven: I think something ate the punctuation.

Crow: Ahhh! I just saw something scurry across the floor!

Steven: *Reaches into one of the jumpsuit pockets and pulls out a waffle iron* This I'll have to do.

>> "..Ya." She said with a smile. They are now walking down the street.

>> "So, Sakura, where's Madisin and Kero?"

Tom: Correct me if I'm mistaken, but isn't her name spelled Madison?

>> "Oh there at my house waiting for me.".

>> Madison and Kero where at her house playing Go,

Steven: "Go" what?

Tom: They're playing "Go Drown Yourself", it's the latest rage.

Crow: I just might do that when we get to the lemon scene.

>> "Hmmm,...THERE." Madisin said triumphantly

>> "Awww!" Kero said Depressed . Tory walks in the door

>> "Sakura back yet, Madisin?" Kero turns back to looking like a stuffed animal

>> "Nope."

>> "Oh, ok."he says leaving the room.

>> "*FEWF!*" Kero says relieved.

Steven: Well, that was a delightfully mindless and utterly pointless scene.

Crow: Why did she even put it in there, to prove that they really were waiting for her at her house?

>> "Say, Maylins outa town for a little bit right, Li?"

>> "Uh yea, why do ya' ask?"

>> "Aww no reason."

Steven: *Cough*Bullshit*Cough*

>> "Say, Sakura.."

>> "Yea Li?"

>> "Could you come to my house for a little bit?"

Steven: And suddenly, the scent of lemons fills the air.

>> "Sure.". When they where there Sakura called her house and told Madisin that she would be a >> little late and for her to wait about an hour or so more. " So what is it exactly that you wanted, Li?"

>> "Follow me." Li went up stairs and Sakura followed. When being up stairs in his room Li and Sakura just sat there for a while, Sakura was looking around for something to make conversation.

Steven: It's the new and improved recipe for "Conversation!" all you need is SOMETHING INTERESTING TO TALK ABOUT!

Crow: Wow, Steven, chill dude, you're not supposed to like riffing the fic that much.

>> "Um, big room."

>> "Uh yea right. Sakura, sense Maylins no longer in town I was thinking iiiff.."

Tom: I did not understand a word he just said, how about you?

Steven: Oh, don't worry I can translate, my uncle only knows how to speak incoherent gibberish.

>> Sakura was just looking at him while he had his head down, waiting for a reply, he looked tense and >> then he just turned around and said it

Steven: (Li) Sakura, I'm going to kill you.

Crow: (Sakura) Well, why would you go and do that, I haven't done anything to you?

Tom: (Li) No, you haven't done anything, but that stupid guardian beast Kero bit me, and you're going to pay for that!

>>"Sakura do you love me?!" [I know that might not be how he would say it on the tv show if he ever

>> WOULD say it but just bare with me here people.] Sakura stared into his eyes blushing not knowing >> how to break the news

Crow: There! I see it again, get it Steven!

Steven: *Stands up and runs over to the screen, vigorously whacking at something on the ground.*

Tom: Did you get it?

Steven: *Returns to his seat, broken waffle iron in hand* Nope, and that time it got all of the punctuation!

>> "Uh well I already like my brothers friend Julian."

>> "You-your kidding right, Sakura?"

Crow: (Sakura) Nope, already screwed him last night.

Steven: *Glares at Crow* Don't even joke about that, besides, you might give the weird ass pikachu thing some ideas!

>> "Nope." she answered shaking her head.

>> "Then please, Sakura..." he then said holding her hand and looking down , then he looked up at >> her "...give me one chance, because I love you, Sakura!"

Steven: (Sakura) Nope, I like him too much, and I only go for one guy at a time, saves you a whole lot of trouble in the long run.

Tom: If only that were true.

>> Sakura now having a silly nervous look on her face

Steven: *Now holding a shovel he found in the jumpsuit.* Where the hell is that thing now, if it keeps on eating the punctuation at the rate it's going,, we won't be able to understand the story!

Crow: And that's a bad thing?

>> "A-a chance'?! What do you - I mean I don't.." Li interrupted her by plain kissing her on the lips >> then slowly moving in tongue in while at the very same time using his middle and ring fingers from >> his right hand, leaned over and went under her skirt and slightly moved her panties and started >> fingering her with them.

Steven: You know, considering the fact that she's a ten year old virgin . . . or at least, I hope a virgin, that would probably hurt just a little bit.

Crow: Ahhhh! Not again, it's right there, in the corner.

Steven: *Jumps to his feet, shovel in hand, and charges off toward the corner of the theater, reveille playing in the background*

>> "Mmmm...NO wait! Li, you KNOW we.. well YOU shouldn't be doing this! What about Maylin?!"

>> "She's gone for right now remember?"

>> "Oh yea, well it WOULD be my first time."

Steven: The fact that she's not there at the time makes it okay for them to do it . . . how?

Crow: Easy, they don't have to worry about her walking in on them, and then beating the shit out of them.

>> "Right, and I DID save you life. " Li said nodding his head. Sakura began pulling off her shirt >> and then her skirt then after that it was her panties and shoes until all she was wearing where her >> socks.

Steven: Aiiieee! I don't want to see a naked ten year old!

>> Sakura was blushing, her checks where entirely red from knowing that they where about to do >> something extremely erotic that she had never done before.

Tom: I would hope she hadn't done that before!

>> Li started to strip of his clothing, he was almost entirely naked then when he was about to take off his >> underwear then it donned on Sakura and Li at the same time, Sakura just remembered that she was flat >> chested and Li remembered how small his penis was

Steven: Can you say, "run-on sentence"? C'mon, I know you can do it?

>>[well he IS only 11, and it's a known fact that Japanese penises are small. IT'S TRUE ASK SOMEBODY!].

Steven: This self proclaimed 13 and half year old girl would know this why?

Tom: Just smile and nod Steven, just smile and nod.

>> "Uhh..Hmm wait a second, Li." Sakura said searching her backpack for The Big card and her >> staff to release it.

Steven: Okay! Hold it, she's going to bring the clow cards into this!?

Crow: Looks like it.

Steven: But those things are powerful magical artifacts, for use only in desperate situations, not as sex toys!

>> "Sakura, ...could I use..."

>> "Sure, Li."she said smiling. She then used The Big card to increase her breast size to one of a 16 >> year old

Crow: And then promptly fell on her face, having been over balanced by the extra couple of pounds on her already tiny body.

Steven: Wow, good one Crow! *Claps*

>> and Lis dick size was now the size of an 18 year old American boy. Sakura smiled as she was lying on >> the bed waiting for Li to pump his cock in her, Li was aiming his cock to Sakuras cunt then without >> warning he pumped into Sakura fast.

Steven: She could us a couple of the lessons in how to communicate, I just barely understood that.

>>"UHHHHHH!" Sakura yelled out while Li was still going in and out extremely fast.

>> "(Mmm talk about intense!)" Li thought to himself still pumping and Sakura still squealing >>because of the pleasure. Li then removed his throbbing dick from Sakuras cunt. Sakura then went down >>to Li's cock and started to suck on it

Steven: (Waiter) Today's special is choppy sentences with a side of repetitive writing.

Tom: That doesn't sound very appetizing.

>>"MMM." Li moaned out blushing. Sperm began to fill Sakuras mouth.

Crow: That was quick, even if they are only ten.

Steven: (Li) Yeah, I can last a whole two sentences!

>>After Sakura was done sucking on Li, Li sat down on the floor leaning against the wall. Sakura went on the floor with him,

Steven: I'm not even going to go into how wrong that sentence could be taken.

>>her pussy was now right over Li's dick, Sakura then slid down Lis cock. They both moaned a little,

All: O_o

Steven: Okay, what happened to the intense pain and bleeding? Especially if you consider the fact that Li made his dick the size of an eighteen year old, but they didn't make Sakura's vagina any bigger, he should be tearing her apart right now!

Crow: Steven, you're over analyzing this. Remember, it's a LEMON and it was written by a THIRTEEN AND A HALF YEAR OLD.

>>Sakura was going up and down on Li, her breasts where right in front of his face bouncing uncontrollably.

Tom: Couldn't she control them just by stopping her bouncing?

>>They where both hot and sweaty. Now Sakura was siting down leaning on the wall. Li then used The Sweet card

Steven: There's a "Sweet Card"?

Crow: I doubt it, how could you set up an exciting adventure to capture a card that makes things sweet.

>>on Sakuras nipples, then Li started plucking, twisting, nibbling, and licking her nipples. Li them put his mouth on her breast and started sucking on one while massaging the other.

Steven: For ten year olds, these guys sure know what they're doing.

>> "Mmm!" Sakura moaned out in pleasure. He then got behind her, held both of her breasts and >>started fondling them and he was licking and kissing down her neck passionately. "Mmm. Li, would >>you like to change the scenery a little?"

>> "Hmm? Sure." Sakura pulled out The elution card

Steven: Elution card?

Crow: Gross misspelling on the author's part.

>> "elution card, make it look like we are in a shower!".

Tom: Oh, that's really original.

Steven: Alright then, where would you pick?

Tom: *Looks sheepish* Crow's bedroom.

Crow: O_o??????

>> "Nice going, Sakura. You know, Sakura, you HAVE been a bad girl lately."

Crow: Oh, great, not another "punishment session".

Tom: It's strange how many people write about these.

>>he said smiling while giving her a seductive look, Sakura gave a more serious one back

>> "Then punish me." Sakura then leaned over Li's lap "Spank me, Li!". Li then raised his hand >>then began to spank Sakura

Steven: (Somebody who needs some prozak) Oh the inhumanity of it all!

>>"AHHH!" Sakura yelled out every time. When he was done Sakuras ass was entirely red.

Steven: If that was enjoyable, then she's gotta be a masochist.

>>Li then started to titi fuck Sakura. Li got even bigger so he placed his hands on Sakuras waste while >>she was facing the opposite direction and forced her down his big cock "UHH!". He was making her go >>up and down on it. After he was done with that he got an idea "Twin card, make me another dick.".

All: O_o

Steven: This is so wrong, I'm gonna need a shower after we're done with this.

>>Sakura gust smiled and got on all fours while Li got behind her and shoved both dicks in her. One that >>was already wet interred

Steven: Hey, Crow! Have you ever interred before?

Crow: None of your business! *Blushes, at least, as much as a robot can.*

>>her ass while at the same time the new one fed Sakuras cunt.

Tom: It "fed" Sakura's cunt, what the hell does that mean?

>> "I'm so hard. Do you feel me, Sakura?"

Steven: (Sakura) Yeah, I do, and I wish I didn't!

>> "YES!" Sakura moaned out. Li moved one of his hands from her waist. He then bent over and >>placed his right hand on Sakura's right titty and squeezed it. Li was now moving in and out of her, first >>slowly then as he was getting impossibly hornier he started going faster and faster.

>> "Mmm. Who's your daddy?!" Li yelled out,

Crow: Not you!

>> "Mmm! You are!!"

>> "That's my girl.".

Tom: Isn't he taking this a little far?

>> "Uh. Daddy, make me cumm!"

Crow: She's helping him take it too far.

Steven: And how can she misspell cumm?!

>>[She's not really doing it with her dad for all you people that aren't that bright.]

Steven: (Somebody who isn't that bright) Huh, I thought she was doing it with her uncle.

Tom: Eww.

>> "Ha. I will. lots of times." Li said with a seductive, evil look on his face. Tears trickled down Sakuras face because

Steven: He was fucking her with two dicks that belonged to eighteen year olds, and she's only ten!

>>the pleasure was too much for her to handle. Li even more hot and aroused got really hipper

Steven: Hipper? What the hell does hipper mean?

Crow: I have no clue.

>>began to go even FASTER in her. He then felt it, he stopped, closed his eyes with a smirk on his face and said "I serenader, Sakura.".

Steven: I not even going to start in on how misspelled that is.

>>Just then the original dick that was in her ass released cumm [the other one didn't because that was the >>copy and it wasn't in her as much].

Crow: We really didn't need to know that.

>> "UHHHH!" Sakura moaned out. Li removed himself from Sakura and lyes

Steven: *Writing on arm while mumbling.* Note to self, e-mail this girl a dictionary.

>>on the floor. Sakura go's over to him and places her pussy on his mouth and moves it around. Li then >>holds her waist and moves his tongue around the outer wall then he sticks it into Sakuras cunt and >>moving it in there.

Steven: If that wasn't a run on sentence, then I don't know what is.

Crow: And even more so, it wasn't even worth it, the description was, thank god, barely good enough for you to be able to tell what she did.

"UHH mmm" Sakura let out. Li then moved his tongue out while at the same time moving it through her clit.

All: O.O

Steven: Through, her clit?

Crow: Ouchies.

>>"MMM"Sakura moaned

>> "Mmm, Sakura, your cunt is so soft and warm and ESPECIALLY wet." the compliment just >>made her giggle. Li and Sakura then got in the 69 position [where he's siting up and she is upside down with her legs rapped around his head and her mouth is near his dick. That's the 69 position and if ya don't know now ya know]

Steven: Wow, thanks for enlightening us. The thirteen year old just explained to us what the 69 position is, I think that says something about our country.

>>Li was eating her pussy and she was masturbating the dick that still hasn't CUMM around yet (^_^).

Steven: Oh, ha ha, that was so funny I could just KILL someone right now.

*Crow and Tom slide a few seats away from Steven*

>> The shock of pleasure made her bend her legs to bring his head closer, he just smirked and started to >>lick it , Sakura then stared to lick the tip of his cock. Li rolled his eyes and smiled "(Here we go agin.)" >>he thought, he then cummed in Sakuras mouth and she just swallowed it all.

Steven: So, he can hold it forever when he's fucking her, but if she so much as licks it, he's done?

>>"Gees, thanks for telling me, Li!" she said sarcastically

>> "Sorry, Sakura. But don't tell me if your going to cumm. I like it messy and I love surprises." he >>said with a smile. Li blew into Sakuras cunt.

Steven: Let me guess, (Sakura) LIIIIIIII!!!

Crow: Probably.

>> "LLLIIIIIIIII!!!!" She screamed out. Just then her liquid sugar

Steven: Liquid sugar? That's a new one on me.

>>pored out into Li's mouth.

>> "MMMM, that's the best thing I've ever tasted!" Li complimented. Sakura smiled and Li stuck >>his cocks into her cunt agin,

Crow: Jesus, these kids are insatiable, that's about the third time he's fucked her!

>>wrapped his arms around her, and fell asleep for an hour and ten min.

Steven: (Mockingly) Wow, exact times, impressive.

>>Sakura awoke and realized she was late for the chat with Kero and Madasin.

>> "Oh no!" she got up removing both of Li's dicks from her cunt awakening him.

>> "Hmm? Where are you going Sakura?"

Steven: (Sakura) To take a shower, I feel SO dirty!

>> "Home, I'm late!". She then returned all the Clow Cards returning everything back to normal and >>got dressed. Li was about to tell her something about her legs "(Aww forget it, I'm to sleepy)" He >>thought to himself going back to sleep. Sakura ran down the street and into her house and up to her >>room.

Crow: I see it! It's right there in the seat in front of us!

Steven: *Let's forth a primal scream of rage, then dives over the seat, a flameberg held in his right hand.*

>>On the way Tory saw her and thought he saw something but then shook his head in denial .

>> "Boy I AM getting a nasty mind."

Steven: I think we have a stupid joke coming up.

Crow: *Gripping the arm rests tightly* Brace for impact!

>> "Sorry I'm late, guys!" Sakura said with a smile. Kero and Madasin both looked shocked.

Steven: Getting struck by lightning will do that to you.

>> "Sakura!!" Kero yelled out in surprise

>> "What?" Sakura looked down at her legs and saw she forgot to wipe off the cumm from her legs.

Steven: Wouldn't her pants, and the letting it dry for an hour and ten minutes kind of make that hard to see?

Tom: Apparently not.

>>"AHH!" Sakura screamed covering her legs

>> "Wow, Sakura....I never knew you had it in you."

Steven: That's all they have to say, what about "How could you do that, you're only ten!" or maybe "What was that stuff on your leg?"!

>>Madisin said in slight shock Sakura just giggled nervously with a silly face.

>>

>> Three days later Li spotted MADISIN

Tom: What's with the caps?

Steven: I think her conscience caught up to her, and she went into a slight spasm.

>>crossing the street. Li put his hand in his coat and started masturbating for a little bit

Steven: Oh, there's a pretty picture.

>> "Ok enough of this." Li stopped and puled out The elution card. "elution card, just do what you did before!" the exact same car that was going to hit Sakura appeared out of nowhere and was going for Madisin (it's fake by the way).

Steven: Well duh!

>>Li used the return card to return her to the sidewalk.

Crow: Get a thesaurus!

>>He asked if she was ok and if she would like to go to his house he returned The Return card first >>without her knowing.

Crow: There! It's right there on the stage!

Steven: *Reaches into a jumpsuit pocket and pulls out a shotgun, then promptly shoots the creature.*

Tom: *Looks at Steven quizzically.*

Steven: What? I was getting tired of chasing that thing around the theater!

>>When they got to his house he asked if she wanted to fuck. She denied at first but then he said, >> "Well I DID save your life.". ^-~

Steven: That, was sick.

>> Fin(end)

>> I really hope you liked it and tell your friends.

Steven: Yes, I'll tell my friends, just let me find my rolodex with all assassins in it. *Smiles evilly.*

>>I made up my mind that the next one I'll make will be a Sailor Moon story of Renie (or if you'd like to >>call her Mini Moon)

Crow & Tom: OH GOD NO! DON'T LET IT BE . . .

>>getting some hot lovin' from Darian(or Tuxedo Mask)

All: NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT ANOTHER ONE!

>>(and yes I am aware of the fact that he's her father).

Steven: Then why are you still going to do it!!!!!

>>So if you have suggestions, comments on this story, what story I should make next,

Steven: Here's a comment, don't make another one!

>>or if you think I should make a DBZ one next don't be shy (seeing how I rarely get mail and if I do it >>would probably be junk) and e-mail me at

Crow: I need to remember to flame her several times everyday for the rest of eternity.

>>Finished on 12-26-00 1:32pm

Steven: Why did she feel we needed to know that?

Tom: Easy, so we'd know when to start the national holiday.

----------DOOR SEQUENCE----------

The group emerges from the theater, a little frazzled, but still sane enough. Steven is the first to speak, after he goes over to the fridge and get's himself a bottle of a nice stiff drink.

"My god that was horrible, the lemon scene lasted forever, and it was shameless how they used those poor Clow cards." Crow moves over to the counter and sits down next to Steven.

"Remind me to send that poor girls some commas and apostrophes, that thing managed to eat most of them, and she's probably pretty low." Suddenly, the screen crackled to life, displaying a picture of a beaten and bruised Lover boy being given first-aid by Clow Reed.

"What the hell happened to you?" Steven asked with a smirk as Lover boy winced in pain while Clow Reed put some antiseptic on a cut on his forehead. But before Lover boy could say anything, Shampoo walked by in the background, shouting,

"Where Ranma! When I tell him what pervert boy try to do to Shampoo he kill pervert boy!" Steven almost collapsed laughing, and Lover boy gained a surprisingly funny looking scowl.

"Shut up!" He commanded, though the raise in pitch that came at the end from Clow Reed adding more antiseptic didn't help his authority too much. After about a minute of watching Steven, Crow and Tom roll about the floor laughing as hard as they could, Lover boy finally shut down the transmission. They still rolled and laughed for another minute, until Steven could finally stop.

"Ehhehehe, oh, that was great, you know, being trapped on this satellite with you guys might not be so bad. The group then got back to their feet, and headed off in the direction of the galley.

Author's notes: Hey, that was my first MSTing, Yippee! But seriously, thanks for reading this, I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Be gentle with your reviews since this is my first one, though feel free to point out mistakes as you see them.