Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Moonlight Cherry Blossom ❯ Episode Two: Behind the Scenes ( Chapter 3 )

Moonlight Cherry Blossom

~A Cardcaptor Sakura Talk show~

Selene Serenity

Disclaimer: I don't own CCS.

Selene: Welcome once again to Moonlight Cherry Blossom!

Testament: *Walks in with bruises and cuts everywhere.* I can't believe you attacked me with your giant pencil

Sakura: Well you were the one who taped our feet.

Yue: Yeah, not to mention you missed the best moment of the episode, Touya, tied up in an ice cream truck!

Testament: I told ALL of you that I don't know how to use the stupid camera!

Tomoyo: *Jumps on stage* Did you say you were in need of a cameraperson?

Sakura: Yes! Tomoyo can do it! She's great at it!

Selene: Well its settled. Tomoyo can record the show from now on.

Testament: Good, now if only I could escape from all this insanity.

Selene: Insanity? Well you fit right in then don't you Testament?

Yue: Well our first question today is from Raven Demon Yoshina

Testament: What!? o_O This is not…good…

Sakura: What's wrong Testament?

Raven Demon Yoshina: I love Testament and Yue. They make such a great team. Though I like my master Testament better. You're so lucky. He never does stuff like that with me. He's always so serious around me. Oh well. I think you should do something to Testament. Something funny, horribly cruel, but funny.

Testament: O_O help me…

Selene: Oh I think I'll enjoy this one… When he least expects it…BWAHAHAHA!

Testament: *Hides*

Sakura: Right…

Yue: Moving on… Yoshina, It's hard not to love me.

Selene: Get over yourself

Sakura: Yoshina! He's mine ya hear!?

Yue: Don't worry Sakura… I'll always love you.

Selene: Awwww!!!!! That's so kawaii!

Testament: *is back from hiding* well, moving on…

Selene: Yes, our next comment is by M

As we all know, force--er--getting the characters to do what we want them to do isn't an easy task. Would you show us what happened behind the scenes of any of your fics: Night Sky, Mixed Magic, or In Your Dreams?

Selene: Why of course! I'd love to show off all of my genius!

Testament: And if you thought the fanfics were bad…

Selene: *glares at Testament* Well I'm going to have to bring in some back up to cover all of my fics. I'll bring in some of my wonderful alter egos!

Mai: Selene!!!

Bellaluna: Oh no you don't! You can't go crying to her!

*Mai and Bellaluna run into the studio. Bellaluna has her attack crystals pointed at Mai.*

Selene: Bellaluna! What are you doing!? *Grabs Mai to protect her*

Bellaluna: That brat stole my locket!

Selene: You mean the one with S…

Bellaluna: *Covers Selene's mouth* What do you think you're doing!? The readers don't know about that yet!

Selene: So? Its called a spoiler.

Testament: Well maybe if you hurried up and finished "In Your Dreams" they would know what we're talking about!

Selene: I'm getting to it! Don't worry! Now Bellaluna and Mai are two of my alter egos. Bellaluna is Harry Potter's moon guardian and she's going to take on all the behind the scenes stuff for "Mixed Magic" and "In Your Dreams"

Testament: Or rather, the lack there of.

Selene: Don't make me hurt you… And this is Mai. She's only a child, but she's going to cover "Night Sky"

Testament: Again I say, or the lack there of.

Mai: But I'm not a child! I'm already 5! *Holds up four fingers*

Everyone: Awwwww!!! (besides Bellaluna and Testament)

Bellaluna: *Grabs locket when Mai is distracted.* Ha!

Mai: Hey! You big meanie!

Yue: Is it me, or are our parts dwindling?

Sakura: Trust me, its not you.

Yue: Ah well. At least this should be interesting to watch.

Sakura: *nods* yup

Selene: There are other alter egos, but they're not here yet. Keiko, my scythe wielding kick-butt ego, will cover "Cherry Blossom Destiny".

Testament: Cool scythe…

Selene: Calm down. Pointy objects are not always the way to go.

Testament: That's what you think…

Selene: Moving on, "One Fine Day" and "Dancing Queen" will be covered by Mason and Kaye.

Testament: You put those two together!?

Yue and Sakura: Are you insane!?

Sakura: I mean Mason is the sweet, religious, proper young man.

Yue: And Kaye is another "Get out of the way or I'll kill you" type.

Selene: I figured it'd be interesting for our readers, that's all.

Testament: When pigs fly Selene, when pigs fly.

Selene: "Time Warp Quartet" will be handled by Tara, and I will take care of "Room 256 Across From 257"

Testament: I see what's going on here!

Yue: Ya, you paired Kaye and Mason together so you could cover a fic.

Selene: No! That's not it at all!

Sakura: I highly doubt that.

Selene: I don't care what you guys think! That's the way it going to be!

Mai: Selene, you're scaring me…

Kaye: *Storms in* What the heck is going on here!? I was just trying to take a nice nap when all this noise breaks loose!

Selene, Mai, Bellaluna, Sakura, Yue: Gulp.

Testament: Aw, she doesn't look that tough.

Kaye: Don't talk trash pretty boy! *Grabs Testament's throat*

Testament: Help me… *Choke*

Selene: Pencil of Doom! *Her pencil grows into a giant one with a blade* *Knocks Testament away from Kaye*

Testament: Hey! Why'd you hit me!?

Selene: Cause its more fun! *Giggles*

Mason: Hi, why's everyone here?

Selene: Hey Mason! We're going to start up the behind-the-scenes thing.

Mason: Oh yes, I remember. What story am I doing again?

Selene: You and Kaye are covering "One Fine Day" and "Dancing Queen".

Kaye: I'm working with this loser?!

Sakura: That's not nice Kaye.

Kaye: So?

Testament: Selene are you stalling….

Selene: No….

Yue: Yes…

Selene: Yue, you're not helping.

Yue: I know…

Selene: Well we're all going to go now so we won't bore you and so you'll have time to prepare yourselves for the madness that is coming! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Testament: Run away while you have the chance….