Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Moonlight Cherry Blossom ❯ Episode One: First Question ( Chapter 2 )

Moonlight Cherry Blossom

~A Cardcaptor Sakura Talk show~

Episode Two

Disclaimer: I don't own CCS.

Selene: Tada! We have a first Review/Request!

Testament: Who knew…

Selene: Shut up. You're lucky I let you out of the closet.

Sakura: *clears throat* Anyways, our first question is from Pandapants182

Pandapants182: Tenshi: CHA! Um... about all the different stuff you could do... would a dare be allowed as one of them?
Siri: Oh just ask, already!
Tenshi: Okay fine, onegai, can you make this statement true? "Syaoran hubbad ka."
Siri: They're not psychic, like they'll know what your crazy native tongue is.
Tenshi: For your info, it's not crazy! And as for the translation, it means "Syaoran is naked."
Siri: Hah! Like he'll let that happen!
Tenshi: Oh, shaddap. Anyways, I just wanted to ask if I could request dares. And if I can, can Meiling be tied up to a fifty foot Christmas tree. And can Touya be trapped inside of an ice cream truck? And how about Yue have his own part of the show where he can ask other characters very personal questions?!
Siri: You're too excited now, chill!
Tenshi: *sigh* Onegai, fulfill these requests, 'kay?

Selene: Did I hear Syaoran naked?!

Testament: As we move from one bishi to another…

Syaoran: *pokes head into room* Did I hear my name? Oh Hey Sakura!

Yue: He seems a little too friendly to me… *Cracks knuckles* I'll be please to oblige Tenshi! *Uses crystal shards to rip off Syaoran's clothes. Blocking Sakura from sight just in time.*

Syaoran: HEY!!!!!! *Runs off stage in a mad blush*

Yue: Well now I feel better for embarrassing him like that.

Sakura: Yue! That wasn't very nice.

Yue: I'm sorry, I suppose…

Sakura: You didn't let me see him!

Yue: What!?

Testament and Selene: *Munches on popcorn*

Selene: Pretty good show hm?

Testament: This is the best thing I've seen so far. (That says a lot you know.)

Sakura: Eh hem… *goes off to side of the stage and calls back stage* Hey Meling! How would you like to be a star!?

Meling: *Dashes on stage in a puff of dust* What are you talking about Kinomoto?

Testament: Oh, I have to get in on this one! *Walks to Sakura and Meling* She's right. We want to make you the star of the show!

Meling: Really Testament?

Testament: *shoots her a fake 100 dollar smile*

Selene: He's so good at that…

Meling: What do I have to do?

Sakura: Just close your eyes and don't open until we say its okay.

Meling: Okay. *Closes eyes*

~10 minutes later~

Testament: You can open your eyes now Meling!

Meling: *opens eyes* What? AH!!!!!!!!! HEY! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!!!!

Selene: *Jumps up* YEAH!!!!!! *Claps*

Kero: *Floats in* Hm…Nice tree. *Looks up* BWAHAHAHA! That's great! *Laughs hysterically, leaving the stage.*

Sakura: Hey! Where'd Yue go?

Selene: He went that-a-way! *Points outside*

Testament: Shall we take a portable camera?

Selene: You bet!

Selene, Testament and Sakura run outside, testament holding a camera.

Testament: Why am I the cameraman?

Selene: Because you asked if we should bring it!

Testament: Well that's a lousy reason! I don't even know how to use the thing!

Selene: Well, just wing it!

Testament: Wing it? o_O

Sakura: There he is! Driving an…

Selene: Ice Cream truck?

Yue: *Parks truck then gets out*

Sakura: What are you doing?

Yue: I was finishing the request up.

Sakura: You didn't….

Yue: Take a look for yourself.*Opens back of the ice cream truck*

Testament: Yue, you rock. *Gives Yue high five*

Selene: Oh! It's a Touyasicle! *Giggles*

Touya: Mmph! *Is tied up in and gagged in the back of the truck.*

Yue: See. *Closes and locks door.*

Sakura: I don't believe you…

~After recording of show~

Selene: Hey, why don't we pop in the footage you shot outside?

Testament: Sure. *Puts tape into VCR*

Selene: Are those our feet? o_O

Testament: No….what are you talking about…

Selene: Yes they are! Testament! You recorded our feet!

Testament: *runs out of room*

Selene: *chases him* See you next time everybody!

Testament: It's not my fault! I said I didn't know how to use it! You all heard me right!?