Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Real People ❯ Chapter Uno ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Empress Sarah 
It all starts out okay...
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Horror / Adventure | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.31.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 982 | Visits: 257 | Status: Completed
It all starts out okay...
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Horror / Adventure | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.31.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 982 | Visits: 257 | Status: Completed
DISCLAIMER: Nani? You mean you don't know? Clamp owns CCS! (DUH!) And I am SO glad I don't own Britney Spears!
*stretches* I live in Washington. I could very well use Seattle, Everett, Ellensburg, Isaquah(?), or Lake Stevens. I chose Lake Stevens. *grin* The school there is LSHS and they're the Vikings. Okay? Great. Oh, and just so you know, I'm gonna be a student there. *evil grin* hee hee
Real People
Chapter Uno
"Huh? Where are we?" asked a very puzzled Sakura. Syaoran looked around in a confused state.
"No idea," he told her. Before either of them could say another word, a paper with writing on it floated down. Sakura grabbed it and started to read.
"You are in Lake Stevens, Washington." That was all the note said. But it was enough to cause Syaoran and Sakura to suddenly know exactly what was going on. (author: What? I was starting to get bored!) NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL *groan*
"Class, today we have--" Ms. Tall was cut off as a pretty caucasian girl with long blond hair, hazel eyes, and glasses ran into the room.
"Ohmygoodness! I am SOOOO sorry I'm late! I was helping my Spanish teacher with something!"
"It's alright, Sarah," said Ms. Tall. "This is your first tardy ever so you won't get marked down."
"Gracias, Senora," The girl, Sarah, replied. She then took her respective seat and prepared herself for another boring lesson.
"As I was saying, today we have two new students with us from Japan."
"Japan? KEWL!" The teacher gave an amused smile. Well-known was Sarah's love for Japanese anime.
"Their names are Li Syaoran and Kinomoto Sakura." Hearing this, Sarah began to study the two new students more closely and gasped.
"They're from CCS! Card Captor Sakura!" The class looked at her as if she were crazy while Sakura and Syaoran exchanged glances. "NO! I'm serious! They are!"
"Sarah Christine!" Sarah blinked at hearing her art teacher say that. Only her mom called her by both her first and middle names when she was ticked off at Sarah. (author: confused? GUESS WHAT! So am I. -.-')
LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!
"Eh, Sakura, Syaoran, I apologise for my outburst earlier." The three teens then got to talking and quickly became friends. (author: Can you tell something bad is gonna happen? *shudder*) THE BUS RIDE HOME--SYAORAN'S P.O.V.
It was pouring outside. Our new friend, Sarah, was asleep in the front seat on the right side and Sakura was fast asleep on my shoulder when I noticed the bus driver pulling over and let someone on the bus. For some strange reason, I felt an evil presence as a blond girl with obviously fake breasts walked over to where Sarah was and sat down right next to her. THE BUS RIDE HOME--SARAH'S P.O.V.
I woke up to the feeling of someone stroking my hair. I opened my eyes to my my head on someone's lap. I looked up to see a very large pair of silicon breasts. I then let out an ear-splitting, blood-curdling scream that could send shivers up the spine of even the most cold-blooded person.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! BRITNEY SPEARS!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I sat up like a nim rod and quickly backed away as far as I possibly could on the bus seat. She began to inch closer. "KEEP AWAY FROM ME! I'M STRAIGHT!"
THE BUS RIDE HOME--SAKURA'S P.O.V.
I woke up when I heard Sarah scream. The girl she called "Britney Spears" was trying to hug her.
"But you're my daughter now!" I saw Sarah blanch as she tried her best to shove the intruder away.
"I ain't your daughter, sister!" I agreed. Sarah was not this insane person's daughter at all.
"All I want is a kiss!" Now it was my turn to blanch while Sarah's eyes widened even further and her face paled greatly. I snuggled closer to Syaoran who held my comfortingly. Strangest part was, neither of us could talk or move out of our seats. BACK TO SARAH'S P.O.V.
"I told you! I'm STRAIGHT!"
"I'm not," the evil monster replied. I noticed her hand heading for my chest and quickly swatted the deadly poison away from me.
"That actually explains a lot about you," I told my nightmare. Then, I got it! "I got it! You're WAY too evil and sick-minded to be a mere person! You're the Anti-Christ!" Britney No-Talent Spears gave me an endearing look that made me want to throw up. Actually, that wasn't such a bad idea. Throw up on Stinky Spears and maybe she'd leave me alone. On second thought, she'd probably enjoy it. Man, I don't know if it was just me, but the bus ride home sure was taking a long time!
"Come on, baby," she moaned. "Don't you want me?"
"No, actually, I don't." What really kept ticking me off was how she kept trying to kiss me. "I said, I'M STRAIGHT! I DON'T LIKE YOU! YOU'RE THE WORST NIGHTMARE ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE! AND YOU CAN'T SING!" I suddenly felt my eyelids start to close. It was then that I noticed that everyone was asleep and the bus wasn't even moving. As I fell asleep, I felt a hand slither up the back of my shirt. But as suddenly as I became extra sleepy, a strange wind knocked Britney Spears away from me. Sakura and Syaoran had finally worked free of the evil spell and were trying to defeat the horrible demon. But just as Sakura was about to unleash Firey, Britney Spears lunged at them. Oh, my! What will happen? Will Britney Spears (finally) get what she deserves? Or are we all doomed? And WHAT happened to everyone! I knew Britney Spears was evil, but this evil? Not to mention VERY perverted and sick-minded! Find out all this and more in Real People Chapter Dos!
*stretches* I live in Washington. I could very well use Seattle, Everett, Ellensburg, Isaquah(?), or Lake Stevens. I chose Lake Stevens. *grin* The school there is LSHS and they're the Vikings. Okay? Great. Oh, and just so you know, I'm gonna be a student there. *evil grin* hee hee
Real People
Chapter Uno
"Huh? Where are we?" asked a very puzzled Sakura. Syaoran looked around in a confused state.
"No idea," he told her. Before either of them could say another word, a paper with writing on it floated down. Sakura grabbed it and started to read.
"You are in Lake Stevens, Washington." That was all the note said. But it was enough to cause Syaoran and Sakura to suddenly know exactly what was going on. (author: What? I was starting to get bored!) NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL *groan*
"Class, today we have--" Ms. Tall was cut off as a pretty caucasian girl with long blond hair, hazel eyes, and glasses ran into the room.
"Ohmygoodness! I am SOOOO sorry I'm late! I was helping my Spanish teacher with something!"
"It's alright, Sarah," said Ms. Tall. "This is your first tardy ever so you won't get marked down."
"Gracias, Senora," The girl, Sarah, replied. She then took her respective seat and prepared herself for another boring lesson.
"As I was saying, today we have two new students with us from Japan."
"Japan? KEWL!" The teacher gave an amused smile. Well-known was Sarah's love for Japanese anime.
"Their names are Li Syaoran and Kinomoto Sakura." Hearing this, Sarah began to study the two new students more closely and gasped.
"They're from CCS! Card Captor Sakura!" The class looked at her as if she were crazy while Sakura and Syaoran exchanged glances. "NO! I'm serious! They are!"
"Sarah Christine!" Sarah blinked at hearing her art teacher say that. Only her mom called her by both her first and middle names when she was ticked off at Sarah. (author: confused? GUESS WHAT! So am I. -.-')
LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!
"Eh, Sakura, Syaoran, I apologise for my outburst earlier." The three teens then got to talking and quickly became friends. (author: Can you tell something bad is gonna happen? *shudder*) THE BUS RIDE HOME--SYAORAN'S P.O.V.
It was pouring outside. Our new friend, Sarah, was asleep in the front seat on the right side and Sakura was fast asleep on my shoulder when I noticed the bus driver pulling over and let someone on the bus. For some strange reason, I felt an evil presence as a blond girl with obviously fake breasts walked over to where Sarah was and sat down right next to her. THE BUS RIDE HOME--SARAH'S P.O.V.
I woke up to the feeling of someone stroking my hair. I opened my eyes to my my head on someone's lap. I looked up to see a very large pair of silicon breasts. I then let out an ear-splitting, blood-curdling scream that could send shivers up the spine of even the most cold-blooded person.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! BRITNEY SPEARS!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I sat up like a nim rod and quickly backed away as far as I possibly could on the bus seat. She began to inch closer. "KEEP AWAY FROM ME! I'M STRAIGHT!"
THE BUS RIDE HOME--SAKURA'S P.O.V.
I woke up when I heard Sarah scream. The girl she called "Britney Spears" was trying to hug her.
"But you're my daughter now!" I saw Sarah blanch as she tried her best to shove the intruder away.
"I ain't your daughter, sister!" I agreed. Sarah was not this insane person's daughter at all.
"All I want is a kiss!" Now it was my turn to blanch while Sarah's eyes widened even further and her face paled greatly. I snuggled closer to Syaoran who held my comfortingly. Strangest part was, neither of us could talk or move out of our seats. BACK TO SARAH'S P.O.V.
"I told you! I'm STRAIGHT!"
"I'm not," the evil monster replied. I noticed her hand heading for my chest and quickly swatted the deadly poison away from me.
"That actually explains a lot about you," I told my nightmare. Then, I got it! "I got it! You're WAY too evil and sick-minded to be a mere person! You're the Anti-Christ!" Britney No-Talent Spears gave me an endearing look that made me want to throw up. Actually, that wasn't such a bad idea. Throw up on Stinky Spears and maybe she'd leave me alone. On second thought, she'd probably enjoy it. Man, I don't know if it was just me, but the bus ride home sure was taking a long time!
"Come on, baby," she moaned. "Don't you want me?"
"No, actually, I don't." What really kept ticking me off was how she kept trying to kiss me. "I said, I'M STRAIGHT! I DON'T LIKE YOU! YOU'RE THE WORST NIGHTMARE ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE! AND YOU CAN'T SING!" I suddenly felt my eyelids start to close. It was then that I noticed that everyone was asleep and the bus wasn't even moving. As I fell asleep, I felt a hand slither up the back of my shirt. But as suddenly as I became extra sleepy, a strange wind knocked Britney Spears away from me. Sakura and Syaoran had finally worked free of the evil spell and were trying to defeat the horrible demon. But just as Sakura was about to unleash Firey, Britney Spears lunged at them. Oh, my! What will happen? Will Britney Spears (finally) get what she deserves? Or are we all doomed? And WHAT happened to everyone! I knew Britney Spears was evil, but this evil? Not to mention VERY perverted and sick-minded! Find out all this and more in Real People Chapter Dos!