Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Real People ❯ Chapter Dos ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Empress Sarah 
The real horror has yet to come.
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Horror / Adventure | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.31.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 975 | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
The real horror has yet to come.
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Suspense / Horror / Adventure | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 08.31.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 975 | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
DISCLAIMER: CLAMP OWNS CCS, I OWN MYSELF and the Scare Card, AND ANY OTHER CHARACTERS FROM OTHER SHOWS, ANIMES, ETC. BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS.
*gasps in pain* Hurts...so...much...*about to cry* Don't worry about me. I'm just sore from the amount of stuff I carried around at school today. WAY too heavy for a normal person like moi to carry...euh...My poor back, arms, neck, and front area...Owie...School is most likely going to be the thing that ends up killing me. I am not exaggerating in any way, shape, or form. I am dead serious. Anyway, enough about my pains, let's move on to the story! !Ay! Before I forget, a guy dubbed me "cool" today! *grin*
Real People
Chapter Dos
Somehow, Sarah managed to wake up from the deep slumber threatening to overcome her. She watched helplessly as Britney Spears stopped in mid-lunge and suddenly began to change. Syaoran and Sakura only exchanged confused looks. When Sarah saw what happened, she let out yet another scream.
"AAAAHHH!!! Even worse than Stinky Spears, it's TINKIE WINKIE AND HIS BAND OF PURPLE FURBIES!!!!! Why me?"
"Sakura, I think this is the Scare Card," breathed Syaoran in sudden fear. Sakura nodded and quickly got her wand ready.
"Scare Card! I command you under a new form of contract! Sakura Card!" Not soon enough, Tinkie Winkie and his band of purple furbies disappeared and changed into the card. On it were Britney Spears, Tinkie Winkie and his band of purple furbies, Barney, and Pee-Wee Herman.
"Um, Sarah? I think you can come out from under the seat now," said Sakura. Sarah tentatively stuck her head out to see if it was indeed safe to come out of hiding. The three teens heard groaning sounds and turned around to see everyone else finally waking up.
"Oh, man, what happened?" a boy with blond hair, glasses, and a green hat asked.
"Gohan's WAY stronger than Chi Chi, Jeff!" Sarah told the bewildered boy. This only proved to confuse Sakura and Syaoran even more than they already were.
"Right on! Hey, do I see it yet?!" he complained. Sarah rolled her eyes.
"No, you don't see it." At Sakura and Syaoran's puzzled looks, she decided to explain. "It's just an inside joke that Jeff started back in...I THINK November. Don't pay it any mind."
"I don't see it!" Syaoran felt complied to say something to this.
"Right on!" he mimicked. Sarah and Sakura laughed.
"Huh? Where'd everybody go?" Sure enough, the bus and kids except for Sakura and Syaoran had all disappeared. If that wasn't enough to make matters worse, Sarah suddenly collapsed to the ground in an unconcious heap. YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH...SARAH'S P.O.V.
'What's that wonderful aroma? It smells like a rose garden...' I woke up to that thought only to find myself in a strange bed in a strange room in a strange house. "No, not a house. House's don't have walls made of stone. At least, not THAT kind of stone! I'm in a castle!"
"Ah, you're awake." I sat up to find a strange man sitting in a chair at the foot of the bed.
"Who are you? And where am I? Where are my friends?" The man smiled at me.
"My name is Owen Burnett. (author: PUCK!!!!!) You are in the Wyvern castle. Your friends are resting in the parlor with Senor MacBeth," the tall, blond man with blue eyes and glasses told me.
"Excuse me, 'Senor'?" He nodded.
"Senor Macbeth only speaks Spanish." I was confused. Macbeth was a Scottish or Irish name. THE PARLOR--SARAH'S P.O.V.
Poor Syaoran and Sakura were sitting in uncomfortable silence with the "Senor" Macbeth. I quickly went over and introduced myself to him.
"!Hola!, Senor Macbeth. Mi nombre es Sarah," I said. "Supe que una arana pequina esta comiendo un oso muy grande y mi conejo hambriento esta comiendo los muchachos."
"Ah, si," he replied. "No comrendo ingles. Yo comprendo espanol solo." I smiled to myself and took notice in that Sakura and Syaoran were leaning in with great interest. I signaled to them that I would tell them everything that was said later.
"En la selva, tu amiga es una bestia, ?no?" Macbeth smiled and nodded. "Y tu amor es tu nave espacial, ?Si?" Another nod. "And you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?" Macbeth gave me a startled look. Owen gave me a look that made him look somewhat proud of me. Sakura and Syaoran were still waiting to know all.
"When I introduced myself, this is what I said: 'Hello, Mr. Macbeath. My name is Sarah. I just found out that a small spider is eating a very big bear and my hungry bunny is eating the boys.'" Sakura, Syaoran, and Owen all had to stiffle smiles. "Then, the questions I asked were these: 1) 'In the jungle, your friend is a beast, no?' And you nodded. 2) 'And your love is your spaceship, yes?' And again you nodded!" By this time, the three onlookers were in stiches of laughter. SYAORAN'S P.O.V.
It was hard to be that close to Sakura and not grab her up into my arms for a kiss. Especially since we were both rolling on the ground laughing our heads off. I watched as Senor Macbeth stuttered. I thought there was something wrong with his name--it didn't match up with his so-called place of origin! Sorry. I'm too sleepy to type anymore. Look, I know you don't know why this is in horror, but please believe me when I say I have my reasons. 'Sides, the story's just starting. The really scary stuff will happen soon enough...*grin* *yawn* Ouch! *winces in pain* Who knew yawning could hurt so much? *falls asleep on CKL's shoulder*
*gasps in pain* Hurts...so...much...*about to cry* Don't worry about me. I'm just sore from the amount of stuff I carried around at school today. WAY too heavy for a normal person like moi to carry...euh...My poor back, arms, neck, and front area...Owie...School is most likely going to be the thing that ends up killing me. I am not exaggerating in any way, shape, or form. I am dead serious. Anyway, enough about my pains, let's move on to the story! !Ay! Before I forget, a guy dubbed me "cool" today! *grin*
Real People
Chapter Dos
Somehow, Sarah managed to wake up from the deep slumber threatening to overcome her. She watched helplessly as Britney Spears stopped in mid-lunge and suddenly began to change. Syaoran and Sakura only exchanged confused looks. When Sarah saw what happened, she let out yet another scream.
"AAAAHHH!!! Even worse than Stinky Spears, it's TINKIE WINKIE AND HIS BAND OF PURPLE FURBIES!!!!! Why me?"
"Sakura, I think this is the Scare Card," breathed Syaoran in sudden fear. Sakura nodded and quickly got her wand ready.
"Scare Card! I command you under a new form of contract! Sakura Card!" Not soon enough, Tinkie Winkie and his band of purple furbies disappeared and changed into the card. On it were Britney Spears, Tinkie Winkie and his band of purple furbies, Barney, and Pee-Wee Herman.
"Um, Sarah? I think you can come out from under the seat now," said Sakura. Sarah tentatively stuck her head out to see if it was indeed safe to come out of hiding. The three teens heard groaning sounds and turned around to see everyone else finally waking up.
"Oh, man, what happened?" a boy with blond hair, glasses, and a green hat asked.
"Gohan's WAY stronger than Chi Chi, Jeff!" Sarah told the bewildered boy. This only proved to confuse Sakura and Syaoran even more than they already were.
"Right on! Hey, do I see it yet?!" he complained. Sarah rolled her eyes.
"No, you don't see it." At Sakura and Syaoran's puzzled looks, she decided to explain. "It's just an inside joke that Jeff started back in...I THINK November. Don't pay it any mind."
"I don't see it!" Syaoran felt complied to say something to this.
"Right on!" he mimicked. Sarah and Sakura laughed.
"Huh? Where'd everybody go?" Sure enough, the bus and kids except for Sakura and Syaoran had all disappeared. If that wasn't enough to make matters worse, Sarah suddenly collapsed to the ground in an unconcious heap. YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH...SARAH'S P.O.V.
'What's that wonderful aroma? It smells like a rose garden...' I woke up to that thought only to find myself in a strange bed in a strange room in a strange house. "No, not a house. House's don't have walls made of stone. At least, not THAT kind of stone! I'm in a castle!"
"Ah, you're awake." I sat up to find a strange man sitting in a chair at the foot of the bed.
"Who are you? And where am I? Where are my friends?" The man smiled at me.
"My name is Owen Burnett. (author: PUCK!!!!!) You are in the Wyvern castle. Your friends are resting in the parlor with Senor MacBeth," the tall, blond man with blue eyes and glasses told me.
"Excuse me, 'Senor'?" He nodded.
"Senor Macbeth only speaks Spanish." I was confused. Macbeth was a Scottish or Irish name. THE PARLOR--SARAH'S P.O.V.
Poor Syaoran and Sakura were sitting in uncomfortable silence with the "Senor" Macbeth. I quickly went over and introduced myself to him.
"!Hola!, Senor Macbeth. Mi nombre es Sarah," I said. "Supe que una arana pequina esta comiendo un oso muy grande y mi conejo hambriento esta comiendo los muchachos."
"Ah, si," he replied. "No comrendo ingles. Yo comprendo espanol solo." I smiled to myself and took notice in that Sakura and Syaoran were leaning in with great interest. I signaled to them that I would tell them everything that was said later.
"En la selva, tu amiga es una bestia, ?no?" Macbeth smiled and nodded. "Y tu amor es tu nave espacial, ?Si?" Another nod. "And you don't understand a word I'm saying, do you?" Macbeth gave me a startled look. Owen gave me a look that made him look somewhat proud of me. Sakura and Syaoran were still waiting to know all.
"When I introduced myself, this is what I said: 'Hello, Mr. Macbeath. My name is Sarah. I just found out that a small spider is eating a very big bear and my hungry bunny is eating the boys.'" Sakura, Syaoran, and Owen all had to stiffle smiles. "Then, the questions I asked were these: 1) 'In the jungle, your friend is a beast, no?' And you nodded. 2) 'And your love is your spaceship, yes?' And again you nodded!" By this time, the three onlookers were in stiches of laughter. SYAORAN'S P.O.V.
It was hard to be that close to Sakura and not grab her up into my arms for a kiss. Especially since we were both rolling on the ground laughing our heads off. I watched as Senor Macbeth stuttered. I thought there was something wrong with his name--it didn't match up with his so-called place of origin! Sorry. I'm too sleepy to type anymore. Look, I know you don't know why this is in horror, but please believe me when I say I have my reasons. 'Sides, the story's just starting. The really scary stuff will happen soon enough...*grin* *yawn* Ouch! *winces in pain* Who knew yawning could hurt so much? *falls asleep on CKL's shoulder*