Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction / Outlaw Star Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ KOOL-AIDS WRATH!!!!! ❯ Ham Ham Island pt. 2 ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Strange Dude:I, the great Koshi Ricdo Hereby give permission to turn the Excel Saga anime into-

Durango:>.< Wrong story dumb ass! *rips off KR's head*

PD:O.o...... Er, ok, pretend that never happened plez....
I'm such a lazy slob!!!!!
And I have way too many permanent co-torturers!!!!!!
T___T But, who the hell gives a damn? Not meh!!!

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Seto:*gasps for breath* So, what's in the tent?

Setoluvr:o.o; The key here is there is no tent.....We are all lying....My me is not you.........

Hiei: >.<+ Screw this! *goes into tent* Hey! This tent is full of hamsters and koolaide!!!!!!!

Everyone Else:*enters tent to see tied up ham-hams seffer Boss and strange koolaide*

Malik:O_____O Kooooooooolaaaaiiiiiddddeeeee...........

Sesshoumaru:*sniffs koolaide* Mmmmmm.... It smells good....

Viscious:O.O *gasp!* Ham-hams! Which means the ones on the mountain are fakes!
And, Koolaide! Which is completely irelovent!

Setoluvr:And not here!

Malik:But you have too ask yourself.....Do we care?

Hiei:Well I dunno about you, but if we don't tell someone I might not get sweet snow at the party! >.<

Malik:Pa-party? T.T I was not invited!!!!!!

Gregory:*gives Malik invitation*

Malik:^-^ Oh, ok!

Hiei:Up the mountain we go! *hops off*

Viscious:*frees ham-hams* Let us be off my little buddies! *follows Hiei*

Setoluvr:*follows them dragging Seto*

Everyone Else:*shrug it off and help themselves to koolaide*

*up the mountain*

Apparently Fake Ham-hams:We must now dump the sacrifice. om.

Yugi:*whispering to Yami* This is the part when everything starts going wrong...Let's back away....

Yami:Good idea.

Kuwabara:mMMmmmmMMmhhhhdfffnmng!

Hiei:*flys in doing Xena screech and beating his chest* Shenanigans!
*lands on PD*Shenanigans!

Real Ham-hams:*grab Kuwabara*

Vesu and Durango:*come out of volcano*
SHENANIGANS HAS BEEN CALLED ON HAM-HAM ISLAND ON ACCOUNT OF??????!!!!!!

PD:*squashed*@.@ THOSE REAL HAM-NOTS SQUIRREL HEAD-CHEESE!!!!!!

Durango:..................

Vesu:O.O Good lord! She's right!! Tears skin off of mask wearing ham-ham*

Mask wearing ham-ham.....:*IS A SQUIRREL!!!!!!*

PD:I KNEW IT!!!! AND, SOMEHOW VESU UNDERSTOOD ME.......

Vesu:Just doin' my job ma'am *hitches up non-existent belt*

Real ham-hams:ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
*start killing squirrelÕs*

SquirrelÕs:*retaliate*

Shashomi ru:*dances around* I'm preetee!!!!!!!

Shadow Cat:BE AFRAID FOR I SHALL CANNIBALISTICALLY SAVAGE YOUR LIMBS FAKERS!!!!!!!!!!

Sponge Bob French Dude:Two hours later.

PD:*Is dead. Again.*

Kurama:.....-_-o I can't believe I'm going to do this....

Inuyasha:Me neither...

Both:OH CRAZY EVIL FAN-GIRL AUTHORS!!!!!!!!! US HOT AND SEXY UNSUSPECTING BISHOUNENS NEED HELP!!!!!!!!

Sponge Bob French Dude:Oh dear. Here zey come.

*In comes Sailor Dark AisuErufu and Shecka and Aisu's Invisible Flying Antelopes*

Jean:-_-o Ho boy.

Aisu:I KNEW THEY WERE EVIL, THE DAMN SQUIRRELÕS! I TOLD YOU BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME!!!!!!
NOW THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL OUR BREAD TO GRIND OUR BONES!
ATTACK ANTELOPEEES!!!!!!!!!

Sailor Dark:*flying an antelope* WOOHOO!!!! *grabs Kurama and glomps him* ^-^

Shecka:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FLAME THE SQUIRRELÕS!!!!!!!! FLAME THE BLOODY SQUIRRELÕS!!!

Aisu:*grabs a squirrel and tries to knaw its head off*

Vesu:MWAHAHA! I AM THE ALL-MIGHTY SAUSAGE THAT IS YOUR UNCLE DEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aisu:*gets bored and falls asleep cuddling Hiei*

Hiei:o.< LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME GO!
*struggles all cute*

Durango:*eats a flamed squirrel*Hey, this is pretty good!
*starts eating live ones*

Everyone else:o.O Eeeeeeeeeww.......

Viscious:ATTACK MY CUTE LITTLE BUDDIES!!!!

Ham-hams:Aye aye, captain! *are dressed like pirates*

Shadow Cat:RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I AM NEKO, HEAR ME ROAR!!!
*roars*

*several squirrelÕs die from the noise*

Squirrel King:We're losing! Prepare to bring out the big guns!

Jean:SQUIRRELÕS WITH GUNS!!!!!
o.o
o.<
>.o
>.<
o.O
O.o
O .O*is disturbed, curls up into a little ball*

PD:*is dead and bored so skips several more hours ahead*

Last Squirrel:*runs smack into an invisible antelope eating grass and dies*

Spike:We win?

Yami:We're alive?!?!?!?!

Yugi:Yee-ah........*is astonished*

Kuwabara:Woohooo! Alright! The great Kazuma Kuwabara saves the day yet again!

Sailor Dark, Shecka, Shadow Cat and Shashomiru:*shove him into volcano*

Kuwabara:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
< br> Vesu:WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S GO GET THAT KOOLAIDE!!!!!!

Shashomiru:*dragging PD* VICTORY SCREECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*is ignored* -_-+ Or not....

Aisu:*wakes up and stares listlessly into Hiei's eyes*

Hiei:*stares back to annoy her*
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Aisu:*suddenly bites his nose*

Hiei:o.O *quaver* It bit me............

*everyone flies down the mountain on an antelope*

Miroku:Those things sure come in handy!

Shecka:WOOHOO! It's party time! Coming hamsters?

Hamtaro:No, us and our new leader have work to do!

Viscious:I am king hamfoost! Fear meh!

Sailor Dark:-_o;;; Alright, if you say so...

*END OF THE HAM HAM ISLAND HORRORS*

PD:Two words.
Sub.
Standard.
Anyway, here is a list of how meh writers-blocked brain will update.

Date-osity*up by sunday*
Heh heh, plastic spoons*up quite soon*
TV Bad!*up by sunday after next*
koolaides wrath!*within 4 weeks*

PD:*peeks out from under fingers* I think that's it..
*sob* I NEED A HUG!!!!
*squeezes the life out of Durango*
Next chapter is meh b-day, which was ezacly two monthÕs ago, after that a suprisingnessnessmcbaseball.