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PURE_DRIVEL:FINALLY!!!!! MY DAD FIXED THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!
I WROTE THIS OVER A MONTH AGO, HERE IT IS!!!!

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Pure Drivel:Yea! I'm back!

Chinx:About time you dilapidated, lazy slob!

Pure Drivel:Dilapidated? Where'd ja get that one?

Chinx:Cause one time, I was watching Yugioh, and Yami said "decrepit", and it was really sexy, so then I said-

Pure Drivel:o.0 I don't care what you're about to say, just, don't! Skip that part.

Chinx:Ok, so I looked it up in the thes-thinga-ma-bob and dilapidated was one of the words.

Pure Drivel:Jeez, wow, I just realized how little I care.

Chinx: BP Where's Ai?

Pure Drivel:Not here. She's listening to Flagpole Sitta, again.

Chinx:God she's obsessed...........get on with the story already you retard!

*back to story*

Pure Drivel:o_o; Ham hams?

Vicious:Oo! Hamtaro, I love that show!
~___~ *giggles all girly*

Spike:O.O What are you on!?

Kurama:They're coming, er, Ham hams?

Hamtaro:Welcome to Ham ham island!

Chinx:Ham hams........

Bijou:We 'ope you enjoy your stay!

Yugi:Ham hams............

Ham Hams:-_-;

Pashmina:Yeah, we get that allot........

(a/n:o.O I know all the names of the Ham hams, that's kinda weird)

Pure Drivel:Er, what's wrong with Hiei?

Hiei:><......><+ Must....resist.....urge.....to.....SQUISH!!!!!!!!!!
*Starts stomping Ham hams*

Ham hams (particularly Bijou):EEEK! NO!
*little hamsters pop like corn*

Chinx:No Hiei! They came, welcomed us to their land, gave us food,
and offered to shelter us from the cold!
*Camera starts zooming in on her face*
And how do we repay them? We stomp on them, just for the perks of listening to them die.
They are fellow living creatures, and it is unforgivable to do such a thing,
The madness must stop!*points gun towards Hiei*

Hiei:O_O *gulp* what the hell have you been watching!?

Pure Drivel:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T KILL HIEI!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MY FAVORITE BISHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T JUST KILL HIM, THAT'S JUST SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*blasts Chinx into oblivion*

Chinx:Looks like team rockets blasting off agaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiin!

Ham hams:*no longer being squashed*o.0 Um, oooooooookkkkkkkkkkk.................

Kurama:-_-; welcome to my world.........

(a/n:o.0 Sorry, I apologize for my sick little mind, I have no idea where that came from.)

O.o

Yami:PD, strictly hypothetical, since you are now co-torturerless,
what would happen if you saw a squirrel and passed out?
*holding a squirrel behind his back*

Pure Drivel:Hm, I guess you guys would escape,
so I'll have to get new co-torturers.
*does the hokey pokey*

*Shadow_Cat and Shashomiru fall out of sky*

Hamtaro: o.o Um, as I was saying, welcome to ham ham island!

Pure Drivel:Where is Boss?

Shadow_Cat:Why do you care?

Hamtaro:Er, I'm the boss right?

Pure Drivel:.....................

*hams hams lead peoples to volcano*

Hamtaro:We have one rule here, and that is don't look in that tent.

Kuwabara:You mean this tent?*looks in the tent*
Hey, this tent is full of- hmm!

*ham hams tie him up and gag him*

Shashomiru:*hugging Malik to death*What are you doing?

Cappy:Om, he hath break-ith the sacred rule-ith. Om.

Bijou:Om. We must sacrifice 'im to ze volcano-ith.

Om.
Om.

Pure Drivel:................

Shashomiru:Yea! A sacred ritual! Now we get a closer look at the dark ham ham arts!

Shadow_Cat:Are you going to flay him, dissect him, string his innards around your necks,
bath in his blood for nine days and then throw what's left of his rotting carcus into the volcano?

Sandy:0.o Er, no. We were like, just gonna chuck him in. Er, ith.
Om.

Shadow_Cat:Oh well, just as good. ~__~

Kagome:o.O Ok, Remind me to never come to your birthday party.

Ham hams:*now wearing executioner mask thingys*Om, up the-ith volcano!
Om.

Pure Drivel:....................

Kurama:Why do you keep saying nothing? it's starting to scare me.

Pure Drivel:..................

Shadow_Cat:Let's have a sing-a-long!

Yo way oh!
Hoom bar a!
Yo way ra, garoom broninjee!

Vicious:Oo! Lexx, I love that show!
~___~*giggles all girly*

Malik:This just gets weirder and weirder.....I don't even know why I'm here........

Jean:None of us do.

Shashomiru:Yes, but the important thing to remember is, your shoes are in fact, on the car-wash sign.
*nods wisely*

Yusuke:You know, that's the stupidest thing I've heard yet.

Shadow_Cat:Nonsense! Taxidermists don't have fly licking lisences,
just pants. No noses. *also nods wisely*

Yusuke:I stand corrected.

Ham hams:*Deep evil-dude voices* We hath reach-ith the top of-ith the volcano Om.
Now we must sing the secret song.

Om, om.

Om om om.

Omely, diddly doo.

Om. om. om. om. om.

Ho hum, pigs bum.

Om.

Om.

Om.

Shadow_Cat:So very, very true.

Spike:Yeah. Sure.

*Malik, Hiei, Sesshomaru, Seto and Vicious have snuck back to the tent*

Hiei:Hn. Why are we doing this again?

Sesshomaru:Did we ever have a reason in the first place?

Setoluvr2:*pops out of tent* HI!!!!!!!!!!
*gasp!* SETO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huggles him*

Seto:*gags* Oh no! Another one!

Malik:Why god!? Why are there so damn many crazy fangirl authors!!!!!!!

Setoluvr2:Because, um, because!
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PD:I know this is short, but I really need help with the OOC-ness.

PD:That's why I keep having to kill off my bishis, I can't keep them all in character.
;__; *sniffle*

PD:;__; I haven't had any koolaide in over a month.
And my internet connection is down, that's why I haven't posted anymore lately.
I will try and update on my moms laptop without her noticing.

PD:Plus my mom just read to us about the winter of 1846.
I feel more disturbed than usual. *shudder*
I got the blues.

By-ee.