Crossover Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Chaos was Here ❯ Part... oh wait, this is the last one. ( Chapter 10 )

WTF (a.k.a. The Chaos was Here...)

an INSANE Humor/Parody fic by TheFellow3J

 

Disclaimer: I don't own shit.

 

Warning: It all ends here.

 

Starring Kirby, Conker the Squirrel, Link, and some other random bastards

 

Part 10

 

Break's over. The gang is still at Rith Essa.

 

Kerwan Metropolis. For once, the gang isn't teleported here. So what are we doing here? Trying to find out what Meiling is doing to some helpless robots, and why. Meiling: “Tell us the source of the chaos! This story's bullshitted long enough! I wanna go home and...” CENSORED Meiling: “What the... censored?” Tomoyo: “Mmmm... sounds like fun Meiling-chan!” ???: “Please don't start with those suffixes...” Sakura: “Who are you anyway?” ???: “I don't know. That's why I'm ???.” Sakura: “...oh.” Robot: “We don't know what you're talking about! Don't hurt me!” The robot ran in fear, but Meiling decided to chide his ass with some good `ol fireballs. Ouch. Sakura: “Maybe we should go see that lady with all the technology.” Good idea.

 

Tenchi's house. Wait, there's no house here. Tomoyo: “Oh my God... what happened here?” Ryoko flew into the area. Ryoko: “Mihoshi screwed up BAD. That's what happened. And who are you three anyway. You'd better not be after my Tenchi.” Meiling: “Please. We don't have time for some scaredy-cat like him.” Ryoko: “WHAT YOU SAY!? I'LL BLOW YOU TO PIECES FOR THAT!” Ryoko and Meiling were ready to get it on. Then Tenchi called to her. Tenchi: “Wait Ryoko! Don't attack the guests!” Tenchi stopped the battle. Sakura: “Where's that pink-haired lady at?” Tomoyo was being scatterbrained again, thinking about all sorts of nasty shit she could do with her girlfriends. Then she got whacked by a wumpa fruit. Seconds later, Crash's 18 wheeler pulled off from behind some bushes. Meiling: “YOU PUNK-ASS MUTTS!” (Conker: “Hold up. What the hell?” Kirby: “The bitch is stupid. Don't worry.”) Meiling summoned Shot.

 

What? Oh, forgot to tell you that Shot went crazy and shot up the area. Now then...

 

Tomoyo: “Sakura, where are we?” Sakura: “I don't know. Hey, narrator!” What? Sakura: “Go somewhere else!” Why? Sakura: “...um... well...” Hmph. Slut...

 

Back with the boys, Kirby and Link were playing some game. Don't ask me what it was. All I know is that it got Tron pissed off. Conker: “Hey. Enough with...”

 

Link: “Hmmm. It appears that this rather ridiculous parody has gone on enough.” There was a sign. “The chaos is here.” Kirby: “What the hell is this!?” The boys saw a huge castle. Underwater. Upside-down. It was about 10 sq ft big. Of course, there was a bunch of shit flying around. Link: “We must go.” Conker nodded. They teleported past all the shit (which is actually a bunch of random objects this time) into the castle. An ambush. A whup-ass. Conker: “I'll be back. Whatever this chaos is, it's screwing with the Intermatrix.” Kirby: “Don't get killed.” Conker: “Please. We're the main characters. We can't die.” Kirby: “You're right.” Conker then vanished. Link: “Come Kirby! We must proceed to the throne room!”

Right. So Kirby and Link found themselves in the throne room. At least 5000 enemies were dead. Kirby: “...you... damn you, you oblivious FUCK!” ???: “HEY! Use some other symbol to represent that thing on the throne! Don't try to frame ME!” Figure on throne: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So you finally found me, did you?” It's Spongebob Squarepants. Link: “There is an unconscious girl strapped to a machine.” Kirby: “Underwater? Wait... what the FUCK!?” An antenna was radiating waves from the machine. The girl strapped to it is none other than Excel Excel. Kirby: “This explains EVERYTHING.” Suddenly, Conker quickly reappeared, being knocked back by something. Conker: “DAMMIT! Fucking shields... where are those girls when you need them!?” Link: “What is the matter friend?” Conker: “This soppy fag put impenetrable shields around the whole damn machine.” Kirby: “What? That can't stop us!” Kirby charged and got blown back by something. Kirby: “Dammit.” Spongebob: “HAHAHAHAHA! You'll never get near my crazed machine! Excel will make everything fucked up FOREVER!” ???: “NO!!!”

That time, it wasn't ???. Spongebob: “Who thinks they can stop me!?” Not Hyatt, that's for sure. Cream: “I HATE YOU!” Not as much as... oh wait. She's not in this story. Cream fired some beams. They bounced off the shields. Conker: “Did she always have power like that?” Kirby: “Gotta go read another one of TheFellow3J's stories to find out.” Conker: “Which one?” Kirby: “Forgot.” Cream assimilated with something called a Pristine Emerald. Let's just say that it's like taking every Chaos Emerald, every Super Emerald and every Master Emerald and mashing them together into something that's actually stable, yet impossibly powerful. Kirby: “And the damn shield reflected the beams!? What the hell!?”

Sakura then appeared beyond the shields. Sakura: “SWORD!” Sakura cut Excel (who was naked) free. Excel woke up. Excel: “..huh!? Hey,whatthefuckamIdoinghereOHNO!I'mlateformydatewithLord Illpalazzo!Thanksforrescuingme!Idon'tknowwhatI'ddoifyouhadn't!OKExcel'sgoin gtotheTORTURECHAMBERnow!ByeByeandFuck You!” Fuck: “Yes?” Excel: “KILLTHISLITTLEFUCKTHATTOOKMEAWAYFROM MYBONDINGSESSIONWITHHYATTANDLORDILLPALAZZO!” Then she was gone. Kirby: “Bonding session? Excuse me...” ???: “YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!” Yeah. This is the last scene... or part... or whatever. Kirby: “Oh.” Fuck pulled out 100 different guns and weapons and annihilated Spongebob Squarepants. Then he got up. Conker: “What the hell?” Spongebob: “HAHAHAHA! You can't kill me! SO GREAT IS MY POWER!” At that moment, the Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon appeared. Kaiba: “Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon, destroy Spongebob Squarepants!” OK. He's gone now.

 

Conker, Kirby and Link stood at the gates of Hyrule castle. Kirby: “Wait, it's over?” Conker: “Just like that?” Yup. Conker: “That was quick.” ???: “This part SUCKED!” I really don't give a shit. It's over now. Everything was happily ever after.

 

Until the sequel came.

 

Conker: “Awww dammit...” Kazooie: “THAT'S IT! In the sequel, those BASTARDS are gonna have to deal with ME!” Why? Kazooie: “SOMEONE TOOK MY FUCKING BIRDSEED!” Ain't that a bitch. Kazooie: “WHAT!?” Oh, so you know.

 

Later... Kirby: “HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! What happened to my three cute little girls!?” In the sequel. Kirby: “OK.”

 

So it really doesn't end here, does it? Look for the sequel one day. I usually don't put one word up until the whole thing is finished, so... yeah. Oh, there might be a repeat of “Tails Gets Twisted” one day. Maybe.