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[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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This is a Ranma continuation and multi-cross-over with Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo!, Mermaid Saga, Ah Megami-sama and Mamono Hunter Yohko.

This is my first time writing a fan fiction, so please review and tell me what you think.

Chapter 13: Meeting Two More Fiancees


Ranma had just finished changing into a clean set of his usual Chinese outfit after washing up and thought about what his Mom had said. ‘I didn’t know I had a Grandfather, and who is this Ryoko that I roughed up?’ Then a shiver went up his back when he remembered what his mother had said after that “at least four of the girls here aren’t your fiancee” making him wonder how many girls are out there waiting for him, and how many of them he is engaged to. ‘At least four less than the total number of girls. Why do I get a bad feeling about this?’

After a quick check in the mirror Ranma heads out to meet his mysterious Grandfather and whoever else was waiting for him out there.

And meets Rei waiting for him in the hall with an angry look on her face. ‘Uh oh, what’d I do now?’ Ranma wonders as Rei grabs his arm and drags him into her bedroom and puts him against a wall facing three more girls.

“Uh hey Nabiki, Ami-san, uh Minako-san.” Ranma says to the girls. “I’m in trouble here aren’t I?”

“Yeah Saotome, I think Rei is wondering about you being engaged to her friend.” Nabiki informs him.

Ranma gets a stunned look on his face and turns to Rei to explain. “Rei-chan, I had no idea I was engaged to Minako-san here. You’ve got to believe me, this is the first I’ve heard about it.” Ranma says stunning all the girls and causing Nabiki to start another laughing fit. Ranma not noticing this keeps going. “It must have happened when we were both in England, I always wondered how Oyaji got us back to Japan by airplane since we didn’t have enough money or passports. I guess his friend Aino Daishi came though for him, but I never met his daughter while I was over there, and they didn’t tell me about the engagement. Please you’ve got to believe me Rei-chan, I didn’t know!”

Minako was stunned with the others hearing Ranma guess wrong about which girl was his fiancee, but hearing Ranma mention her father’s name she had the sinking feeling that he wasn’t wrong and her knees lost their strength and she was suddenly on her ass on the floor staring at Ranma in shock with her mouth spouting useless denials. “No! It can’t be. Daddy wouldn’t do this to me. Not with HIM. I’m so going to kill him when I get home. Daddy and his damn surprises and secrets. Yeah, sure he’s an athletic hunk to say the least, and maybe his mother’s side of the family are a proper samurai family, but his dad is gutter slime.”

Rei and Ami were struck dumb by this development, it sounded like Ranma was right in his wrong guess and Minako was pretty much confirming it with her babbling.

Nabiki recovers enough from her laughing fit to say #cough# #cough# “Saotome, I think Rei-chan was talking about Cousin Ami here.”

“But I didn’t know Ami-chan was her friend Nabiki.” Ranma says in his defense. “I figured that she came here with you, but Minako-chan was over here last night with a few other girls. ... Wait a minute, when did I get engaged to your cousin, Nabiki?”

“That would be last night when she and Auntie Noriko showed up after your mother tossed dear Akane-chan’s engagement out for unjustly attacking and insulting you at the wedding.” Nabiki replies seriously. “Kasumi and I both passed on the opportunity because dear Imouto-chan would be insanely jealous and we would never have any peace in the house. Not that I wasn’t tempted Ranma-kun, but it would have never worked out.”

“Yeah, I guess your right about that.” Ranma says to Nabiki, then turning to Minako he says “Uhm, sorry about that misunderstanding Minako-san. It was an honest mistake/”

“Nope, no mistake.” Nabiki says interrupting him. “You guessed right, Saotome-ojisan did engage you to her.”

Ranma turns to Nabiki with a stunned look of betrayal on his face, then seeing her nod with a serious look on her face he turns to the wall and starts banging his head into it muttering. #Thump# “I can’t believe this.” #Thump# “It’s hopeless.” #Thump# “How many more fiancees are out there?” #Thump#

“At least three more Saotome.” Nabiki says trying to be sarcastically encouraging, but stunning the three listening fiancees.

“Nani?!” They yell at her while Ranma just slumps hopelessly against the wall.

“That’s right girls, at least three more fiancees that Ranma-kun here doesn’t know about.” Nabiki tells them. “You better get used to sharing. We’re going to try and cut the final number of wives down, but you better be prepared to share with at least two other girls.”

“What are you talking about, Nabiki?” Ranma asks turning away from the wall. “How can I marry more than one girl?”

“Heh Heh Heh, Saotome, a great Amazon warrior like you can have as many wives as he wants.” Nabiki replies in an innocent tone. “Didn’t you know that?”

“Nabiki, I’m not an Ama/”

“Yes! You are Saotome.” Nabiki says interrupting him. “You have been ever since Shampoo married you a year and a half ago.”

“That doesn’t count Nabiki!” Ranma growls at her. “That’s just their silly backwards Amazon laws.”

“Wrong. Amazon law is recognized by the People’s Republic of China, and Chinese law is recognized by the rest of the world.” Nabiki explains to him in a cold tone of voice. “You never realized the pull the Amazons have. When Shampoo came here to kill you, she had diplomatic immunity, and couldn’t have been arrested for your murder. When Cologne showed up she filed your marriage to Shampoo with the courts and also brought your Chinese citizenship papers and your Chinese diplomatic immunity as well as her own. Even Mousse has diplomatic immunity, why do you think I didn’t have the moron arrested for kidnaping after he tried to curse Akane.”

“You’re already married?!” Rei yells at Ranma, then turns to Nabiki. “If he’s already married why did you keep him around to marry your sister for so long?!”

“He never consummated the marriage, I could have had it annulled easily.” Nabiki explains. “Also, by those strange Amazon laws, Ranma outranks his wife Shampoo, since he, or more to the point, she is the better Amazon warrior, so even though Shampoo is First Wife, she doesn’t have veto power about other wives.”

“Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha Bwa HAHAHA!!” #cough# #cough# “Sorry about that, got carried away.” Ranma says afer laughing maniacally. “So you’re saying I’m an Amazon warrior, and all I’ve got to do to get married is give some girl the Amazon lip-lock?” He asks Nabiki.

“Uh, yeah basically.” Nabiki says. “But you can’t just kiss anyone, fiancees and outsider girls who beat you in combat probably, and of course Amazon girls that you challenge for marriage like you did with Shampoo that one time. You might want to check with Shampoo or Cologne first though.”

“Oh, I’m sure that this will be OK.” Ranma says with an evil glint in his eyes as he turns towards Rei. “You don’t want to wait that whole year now do you Rei-chan?”

Rei’s eyes widen as Ranma stalks slowly towards her. “Uh, well ... not really I guess.” Rei stammers as she backs up towards her bed until her legs hit the mattress.

Ranma keeps coming until he is standing almost toe to toe with Rei then reaches out to hold her head while leaning in to kiss her. When Rei feels his hands on her cheeks and his breath on her lips she closes her eyes and grabs his shoulders as they begin to kiss. Ranma hands go to the back of her head and the small of her back as the kiss deepens while Rei leans into his chest and they turn sideways to the bed to avoid falling onto the bed together. They stay locked together until Rei has to gasp for breath and moves her head to Ranma’s shoulder while Ranma says into her ear “Wo ai ne, wo da Airen.”

While Ranma was stalking Rei, Ami and Minako were watching and Nabiki was pulling out her best camera and taking pictures mouthing “Wedding pictures.” to them when they notice what she is doing with her silent, flashless camera.

Ranma then whispers into Rei’s ear “What about your friends?” while still holding her to his chest.

“Both, if it’s OK with them.” she whispers back. “We’re very close friends.”

“Alright Rei-chan.” Ranma says as they break apart from each other and gaze into each others eyes. Then Ranma turns towards Ami with that same evil gleam in his eyes and asks “Is my smart fiancee ready today? Or do you want to wait awhile until you’re sure?”

Ami is still staring at the couple, but shakes her head to clear out the ecchi fantasies and consider his question. Considering what she found out last night she knew she would be sharing Ranma, now she knew that she would be sharing Ranma with her friends, but she wasn’t expecting it to happen this soon, but that didn’t change the fact that she had agreed to this when she took the engagement or the fact that she knew Ranma, trusted Ranma, and wanted Ranma. So she closes her eyes, swallows the huge lump in her throat, looks at Ranma and summons up her voice and says “Today is fine Ranma-kun. I was sure when I accepted the engagement last night.”

Ami backs up to the wall for support as Ranma comes stalking across the room to her, she reaches for his shoulders as he cups her cheek and leans down towards her, she closes her eyes and opens her lips when she feels his breath, and she tries to climb into him as they kiss until she has to breathe. She clings to him while hyperventilating with her head on his chest while he says those words in her ear, until she can stand on her own again and she tells him “I’ll want a ring sometime fairly soon Ranma my love.”

“A ring. Right, do you think your Mom will want a Shinto or Western wedding?” Ranma says releasing her to lean on the wall.

“Hmm, probably Western, might depend on what a full Amazon ceremony is like.” Ami replies after giving it some thought. “I’ll let you know later. Now you’ve got one more to go stud.”

“Heh heh heh. Right.” Ranma says as he stands up straight and turns towards Minako, still sitting on the floor.

Minako is staring up at him as he stalks towards her with that caring, wonderful, evil look in his eyes and realizes that her time had come. She had to make a decision quickly, even if was just to have more time to make a decision. Her mind was awhirl, he is so incredibly handsome, so strong, but not too muscular, so graceful and skilled a warrior. He seemed so caring now, but he had been so cruel and insensitive before, but that was because of his awful father and his poor upbringing and the fact that they ended up fighting, her fighting for love and justice and him fighting for family and necessity. It was so hard to hold a grudge now that she knew some of what had happened to him and she realized that what she knew was probably just the worst of what he had been through. Her friends knew him better than her and loved him, trusted him, and she trusted her friends. So what if he used to be a complete bastard, he wasn’t one now. So what if he changed into a gorgeous red-headed girl, he was also the ultimate hunk. So what if he turned into a feline killing machine, he was just a giant playful kitty to her. He used to insult her looks, but he was lying, just teasing her, that look in his eyes tells her that she is beautiful to him. Her father engaged her to HIM, she would have to thank him after she kicked his ass. He was holding his hand out for her, she takes his hand and he pulls her to her feet. She reaches out to his face as she goes up onto her toes to match his height, he holds her waist as she kisses him deeply, her eyes close, her mouth works against his and their tongues meet as her arms go around his shoulders and she presses her body into his firm chest. Her heart races as her hands go exploring his strong back. When she breaks the kiss to gasp for air he tells her that he loves her and the she is his beloved wife. She starts to cry tears of joy as she says “Wo ai ne, wo da Airen.”

Nabiki had just finished taking wedding pictures, she was done with her 2nd camera and was feeling both hot and incredibly jealous of these young girls. Realizing what she was feeling Nabiki feels bad about all her lost chances with Ranma and squashes her feelings down and brings up her Ice Queen mask. #clap-clap-clap# “All right Saotome!” Nabiki calls out sarcastically. “Ever think how your going to support five wives and where your going to live?”

Ranma and his three new wives turn to look at Nabiki with looks of dread as she had just hit them with a huge reality check. Rei was the first to find her voice and angrily asks “Five Wives!? Who are the other two!?”

“Uh yeah, that would be Shampoo and Ucchan.” Ranma says sheepishly.

“And speaking of Shampoo and Ukyo.” Nabiki says sweetly. “They’re probably outside right now setting up lunch for us.”

Ranma glares at Nabiki and says “You’re pure evil Nabiki.”

“I know. Isn’t it great.” Nabiki returns sweetly.


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The old priest was showing the three lovely young ladies where to set out the food and set up the griddle on the back porch and trying to work up the nerve to ask them to be shrine maidens, but frankly the Amazon and the chef intimidated him and he wasn’t sure what to make of the pretty waitress in the beautiful kimono, if he wasn’t watching her, she just seemed to disappear occasionally then reappear nearby. The ancient creature on a stick really scared him. Now he knew why Ranma had asked if Yosho was shrunken and wrinkled.

Once the Chinese food was set out and the grill was lit Akura steps inside and tells his guests that lunch is ready on the back porch and asks “Where is Ranma and the other girls?”

“I sent Ranma to get washed up about 15 minutes ago.” Nodoka tells him. “I think Nabiki-chan is gossiping with Rei-chan and her friends back in her bedroom.”


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