Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Chaos! Talk Show from Hell! ❯ Enter the Talk Show from Hell ( Chapter 1 )

Anime Chaos! The Talk Show from Hell!

Disclaimer: All anime characters go to their rightful and respectful owners, so don't sue me PLEASE!

Scene: Three girls are just standing around in a room. A few desks littered with paper can be seen, chairs with trash and crap everywhere, and also some camera equipment. These three girls can only be known as… dundundun!!! KIMCHI, ET, AND SKITZO!

Kimchi: DAMMIT IT! We need a theme song! All good show's have them!

ET: Oh Oh! *Waves hand around frantically* Pick me I know!

Kimchi: No!

ET: But you didn't even listen!! *Whines*

Kimchi: No! We are not letting singing Leprechauns do the theme song!

ET: Damn you! How'd you guess?

Skitzo: Ain't this supposed to be about anime? *Picking head up from mindlessly gazing at random lava lamp*

Kimchi: Yes but E-Chan isn't here and she's the only one besides me who actually knows what anime is.

ET: I know what anime is silly! It's Pokemon and Digimon!

Kimchi: What did you say?! *Strangling ET*

ET: Ack! *gasp* Nothing! You heard nothing!

*Suddenly the wall right near the desk sort of... Implodes *CRASH* as E-Chan walks right through it and out of the ruble (Ranma style)*

E-Chan: Sorry I'm late!

Skitzo: ....again you dolt!

Kimchi: Ummm... *Sweat drop* Maybe we need a repair person....

ET: *whirls around* E-Chan!!!! I MISSED YOU!!! *Death glomps E-Chan*

E-Chan: *gasping for air* Hi... *cough* ET I... *gag* missed you too.

Skitzo: Who are we going to have on the first show of anime chaos?

E-Chan: Inu-Yasha's new on TV so why not the Dog Boy himself?

ET: I vote for ASH! Go Pikachu!!!

*WHAP*

*ET goes flying into the dirt as a flaming fish hits her upside the head... she now sports a giant lump*

ET: WHAAAAA! you guys are more violent in the story than real life! *sniffle* If that's possible.

E-Chan: Flaming fish??

Kimchi: My Fic!!!!!!! *Hisses*

Skitzo: How about that Miroku guy? I think he's funny!

E-Chan: *GASP* NOOOO! Not a monk! Not the scary perverted monks!!!! AHHHH! *Runs around in circles screaming*

Kimchi: Jesus Christ! You guys are eating up my fic time!

ET: *pops up all SD style* Do not use the Lords name in vain!

E-Chan: Like you don't!?!

Skitzo: Yo me got an idea! This can be the starter chapter where all the little people get to know us!

Kimchi: *Sigh* all right introduce yourselves (Good Lord what am I doing?!)

ET: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I am Brit! The comic relief and all around coolest person here! I help out with the show and pick people from the audience! I'm so special!!!! I also like Leprechauns, men in dresses, *evil smile* heehee drugs and not getting hurt!

Skitzo: I'm really just here to help out, I give some suggestions but I really don't like to help out during the actual show I'm a behind the scenes type of person, I like Ranma 1/2 and Inu-Yasha, those are the only manga I've read. *Sweat Drop* I also like cussing in German! Up frou dumb shisa! (fuck you dumb shit)

E-Chan: Howdy-ho! I'm the only anime smart person here... except for Kimchi. Me and Kimchi Are Co. Hosts on the show and do the actual talking. I like cheese!!!!.... and hurting Brit!!!!

Kimchi: And as for me I'm Kimchi! (duh) Me and E-Chan interview the guests. We also have some very special helpers! Joe, my invisible friend as the camera man. Shamus, Brit's invisible Leprechaun, he's security. And E- Chan's Invisible friend Sally, as lights and sound, If she ever finds her way to the studio.... Very bad sense of direction... VERY bad indeed...

ET: All right Shamus you get those meanie doo-doo heads!

Skitzo: A Leprechaun as Security?

E-Chan: Sally is currently in South Park Colorado.... SHE BETTER GET ME SOME AUTOGRAPHS!

ET: I love Cartman.

Kimchi: Ok viewers! On our next show we will have Inu-Yasha and.... umm urhh.

ET: ASH! *Skitzo pushes her into a wall*

Skitzo: Miroku!

E-Chan: NOOO! NOT A MONK! *Rocks back and forth shaking* no monks ... monks are evil ... there is no such thing's as monks!

Kimchi: How about Shippo he's so friggen cute!

E-Chan: YES! Shippo not perverted monk!

*ET crawls out from hiding spot and grabs the camera*

ET: ASH WILL BE HERE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joe: Baka! Get off! That camera's expensive! I've been silent FAR to long. Ok that's it you idiot's can't summarize very well can you?!

*Everyone stares, growing sweat drops and shaking their heads*

*Joe spins camera around so it's facing him*

Joe: Hello nice, kind viewers! Please do not think we are all psychotic freaks. On our next show....Uhhh, the real show where we will actually talk about anime... We have Inu-Yasha, and Dun dun dun… Miroku!

E-Chan: *running around screaming in background* NOOOOO! This cant' be!!!! I'm afraid!

*Skitzo and ET are seen chatting*

Skitzo: Hey Brit Miroku kinda wears a dress.

ET: *Huge chibi eyes* REALLY?! Shamus you might have to strip search him!

*Kimchi and Joe stare at everyone running around*

Kimchi: There goes our ratings.

ET: *pops up all SD style* What ratings?!

Kimchi: Good point.

Joe: HEY YOU DAMN BAKAS! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!

Screen goes black

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