Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Chaos! Talk Show from Hell! ❯ Inu-Yasha ( Chapter 2 )

Anime Chaos! The Talk Show from Hell!

Disclaimer: All anime character's go to their rightful and respectful owners, so don't sue me PLEASE! And to anyone who cares, Hippy is on the show (Emily!)! And just a weird little thing I thought I should inform all of you on, Hippy does not curse instead she says cow, or moo... don't look at me like that! She's just horribly obsessed with cows.

Backstage

ET *in horrible screechy off-note voice*: Papa don't preeeeech! I'm in trouble deeeep! Papa don't preeeeech! I've been loosing to yaaaa! This is anime chaooooooos! Talk shooooow from Heeeell! WATCH IT!

ET: See! I told you! I told you I could get the title in that song!

*Everyone unplugs their ears*

Hippy: Holy Moo! How did I let you talk me into coming here!?

Skitzo: Flaming crap is fun! So are flaming fish!

SD ET pop's up...again: Heeeeeey! Did you like my song!? I'm gonna be like the next Brittany Spears or Kelly Klarkson.

Kimchi: Ok! Today's the day we go on with the show! (I hope) So here are your jobs!

Hippy whispers to ET: Why is Kimchi dressed like a drill sergeant?

Skitzo: It keep's her panties from getting in a bunch.

ET: She's just like that. *sweat drop*

Kimchi: LISTEN UP!

*Everyone jumps into straight line and stands saluting*

Kimchi: *paces back and forth* Hippy! Your the newest here, you will go behind the scenes to our guests changing rooms and such for off stage interviews, and any personal questions you have.

Hippy: Yes Ma'am!

Kimchi: Skitzo! By request, you will work off screen, doing paper work, checking on guests and making sure they are comfortable, then bringing them on stage!

Skitzo: PAPER WORK!?

Kimchi: *evil glare and growl*

Skitzo: Heh... yes Ma'am *Sweat Drop*

Kimchi: ET! You will be on camera choosing people from the audience who have questions for our guests!

ET: Yessir! Guh! I mean Ma'am, I mean it!... No I mean Ma'am!

Skitzo: Is that your finale answer? *Snicker snicker*

Kimchi: Joe! Man the camera's! Shamus! He's already down by stage. Sally! Shit she's in the next town over. Almost made it too. Steve! Your pulling a double shift. Security and repairs. E-Chan!!! ... SHIT! Where the hell is E- Chan!?

*Maniac laughing* WHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Skitzo: What in the name of flaming panties?!

Hippy: Well, we all know where E-Chan is now don't we?

*E-Chan breaks through glass window swinging in on Tarzan vine*

E-Chan: I told you from now on I will always make a dramatic entrance!

Steve: You could use the door ya know! Makes more work for me. *walks off grumbling*

Show Time! .....Finally

Kimchi: all right E-Chan we're on! *Grabs E-Chan by the back of her shirt and drags her on stage*

THE STAGE: Black sparkly curtain backdrop with blue flames along the bottom. Two big desk's (mine and E-Chan's) with some big comfy chairs for the guests near by.

*E-Chan and Kimchi are seen seated at desks*

E-Chan: Hooooowdy-ho! And welcome to Anime Chaos! The Talk Show from Hell! Mwahhahahahaha!

Kimchi: Now at the start of each show we go behind the scenes with Hippy to check out our guests!

*Brit strikes freaky wheel-of-fortune girl pose, pointing to a video screen*

*Screen crackles to humongous close up of Hippy*

Hippy: MOOOOO! Heh heh sorry couldn't resist! *On-stage crew face vaults*

Hippy: Okay well anyhoo! I'm looking for Inu-yah a haha? *can`t pronounce Japanese names* Oh! Inu-Yasha!

*Creeks door to waiting room open so as not to be seen*

*Inu-Yasha Brutally assaulting vending machine*

Inu-Yasha: You damn metal monster-demon! Gimme my instant noodles!

Hippy: Uuuhhh, subject looks hostile... *Continues into room* Hello Inu- Yasha!

*Inu-kun stops beating vending machine to scrap metal*

Inu-Yasha: Who the hell are you?

Hippy: I'm just here to ask a few questions!.......... Do you like cows?

*On-stage crew face vaults yet again*

ET: Hey I'm the comic relief here! Get to you're questions!

E-Chan: *Sweat Drop* Ummmm Brit it's a monitor, they can't hear you!

Kimchi: *Twitches* I'm surrounded

*Back to Inu-kun and Hippy*

Inu-kun: Cows? Well one time there was this cow witha shikon shard in his gut, and well.... *Inu-kun cracks knuckles, as Hippy notes the huge claws*

Hippy: YOU DIDN'T! MOO! I HATE THIS SHOW AND I HATE YOU! *storms out* INTERVIEWS OVER! CUT THE CAMERA!

*Static screen*

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Kimchi: Yeaaaaaa.... Well now onto the real show! Inu-Yasha! You can come out now.

*Skitzo is seen leading Inu-kun to his seat by our desks*

Skitzo: *turns to leave then feels Inu-Yasha's ears* FLUFFY! *runs away*

Inu-Kun: WHY'S EVERYONE GOTTA DO THAT!?

Joe: GET OUTTA THE SHOT! Bakas I'm surrounded.

E-Chan: Howdy dogboy!

Inu-kun: Uhhh yea hi, why's she looking at me like that? *Points to Kimchi*

Kimchi: *drools* Fuzzy puppy ears.....

E-Chan: No! Down Kimchi!

*Kimchi leaps at Inu-kun and latches onto his ears*

Inu-kun: AHH! Get this thing off of me!

Kimchi: Ears...so.. fuzzy!

E-Chan: NO KIMCHI! THAT'S A BAD KIMCHI! *Cartman voice*

ET: Ok guys I'm gonna pick an audience member now k?! K!

*ET walks around looking through audience members with raised hands*

ET: Ok how about you! Stand up and talk into the microphone-a-majig

Person: Um yea So what's it like being made fun of all the time for being a hanyou?

Inu-kun: *gets pissed look on his face* I DON'T WANNA GO INTO THAT!

Kimchi: *snapped out of her fuzzy ear trance* Uh yea right, so ET pick someone else.

ET: OKIE DOKIE! Hmmmmmm.. *Looks around*

*E-Chan Turns her back to the camera, and begins shoving something into her mouth* *Inu-Kun's nose twitches*

Inu-Kun: *Sniff sniff* HEY! YOU'VE GOT NOODLES!

E-Chan: NO I DON'T! You see nothing! *hides instant ramen behind her back*

*Inu-kun leaps at E-Chan* *The two are wrestling over a can of instant Ramen*

Kimchi: E-Chan! Just give him some!

Inu-Kun: YEA! Just gimme some!

E-Chan: NOOOO! I'm hungry!!!!!!!!

ET: Found one!

Person2: How far have you gotten with Kagome?

Inu-kun: *stops strangling E-Chan for the Ramen* NOWHERE! Why would I wanna go anywhere with that idiot!

Inu-kun gets up: That's it I've had it with this show!

*ET walks up on stage to Inu-kun*

ET: Hey wait! *Pulls out bug spray*

*SHHHHHHHHHHHH*

ET: You had a bug on your shoulder!

Inu-kun: Feh! Good for nothing flea! Shouldn't of followed me anyway. *Storms offstage*

Kimchi and E-Chan: BRIT YOU KILLED MYOGA! O.O

ET: Is that a bad thing?

Steve: No not really! *Walks onto stage and picks up dead Myoga carcass*

Steve: I'll just keep this!

(Note: Steve is a kleptomaniac and therefore every show he must steel something from the guests, or else he goes into relapse... O.o; not pretty!)

Skitzo: Hey we were gonna have one more guest weren't we? *Winks to ET*

E-Chan: *Shudder*

Kimchi: Oh Yea! How could we forget!?

E-Chan: *whispers* noooo.... *screw whispering!* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHHH! *Runs off stage and through the wall*

Steve: GODAMMIT E-CHAN! YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME ON PURPOSE!

*Skitzo running on-stage screaming*

Skitzo: EEEYYYYYYAAA! Pervert! Pervert! *Buttons up shirt*

Kimchi: *Sweat Drop* If I remember correctly someone wanted him here!

Brit: Is it time for the man in a dress!?

Miroku: I do not wear a dress. *suddenly appears on stage* It is a robe that only a noble monk such as myself can wear.

*Looks at Skitzo, who is hiding behind Kimchi*

Miroku: Oh fair ones! *jumps for Kimchi and Skitzo*

*Kimchi jumps out of the way so that Miroku is now holding Skitzo*

Miroku: Will you please bear my child? *Starts to grope*

Skitzo: EEEEEEE! Pervert! *WHAP!* *Slaps Miroku in the face with a flaming... fish?*

Skitzo: I made up the whole "Flaming fish" thing! So I've got a million more!

ET: Wow! Man in sexy dress likes to move fast!… Audience time! *walks over to another person*

Random Girl: Teehee. Miroku will you have a child with me?

Miroku: uck! Um no that's ok... uh the woman I'm looking for must be of noble birth, yea that's it!

(ugly) Girl: Oh shit!

Skitzo: Haha! Sucks for you!

Kimchi: *shaking* Uh well so sorry Miroku but we're all peasants here.

ET: No! No! I know one girl! She's got noble birth right? *Wink wink nudge nudge*

Hippy: (yay I'm finally back in the show!) Uh yea Morocco, there was a girl here but she ran through that wall. Want us to go get her?

Ugly rabid maniac fangirl: Noooo! Miroku's mine! *Leaps for the stage*

*ET Whistles* *Shamus the freaky little leprechaun jumps up and hauls the ugly fan girl out of the studio*

Miroku: Oh! Yes please bring her in!

Hippy: E-Chan is going to go on a rampage as soon as the shows over!

Kimchi: Hey Joe! Let Hippy take over camera duty and go fetch E-Chan!

Joe: What if I don't feel like it?

Skitzo: *whips out flaming fish* Well, unless you want this stuffed down your pant's you had better go!

Joe: Done! *Leaves rather quickly in search of E-Chan*

Kimchi: O.o; You would go down Joe's pant's!?

Skitzo: *innocent voice* Maaaaayybeeeee.....

ET: How about another question?! *Already picks out a person*

Person3: Yo Miroku! Ok I was wondering, do you and Sango have a thing going?

Miroku: Well, I'm not really sure... *whispers to Kimchi* What's this E- Chan look like anyway?'

Skitzo: Oh! She's a hottie! *Still holding onto shirt*

Miroku: Um no. Sadly the whole thing between me and Sango never worked out.

Kimchi: Hehheh.…*Sweat Drop* (I'm not going to leave this studio alive when E-Chan finds out)

*Joe walks through wall making a new hole, carrying a kicking and screaming E-Chan*

Steve: WHAT THE FUCK!? YOUR ALL OUT TO GET ME AREN'T YOU!? *wails*

E-Chan: NOOOO! MONK! NOT THE MONK! ANYTHING BUT THE MONK!!!!

Miroku: *starry eyed* Oh! She's lovely!

*Everyone falls over*

E-Chan: NO I'M NOT! I'M A POOR HOMELY BEGGER! REALLY!

ET: aawwwww! E-Chan don't be shy!

Hippy: Yea! We already told him your from a very noble family!

*Joe puts down E-Chan as Miroku comes over to her*

Miroku: Oh beautiful maiden! Won't you please bear my child? *Begins to grope and touch places that should not be touched... O.O**

E-Chan: *in earsplitting screech of terror* EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET AWAY SCARY MONK!!!! AWAY!!!!!!!!

*Picks up desk with newly found super human strength and slams it down over
Miroku's head....repeatedly*

Hippy: These are the shows you guys watch?

ET: WHAHA! I think this is great! Man in sexy dress really likes E-Chan!

E-Chan: WAHHAHAHAHAHA! DIIIIIIIEEE! EVIL PERVERTED MONK OF SATAN!!!!! *Still beating Miroku into a bloody pulp with the desk*

Skitzo: Well if any of us get out of here alive we'll see you all next time!

Kimchi: *sniff* But I like Miroku…

Hippy: How the COW do you put up with these people?

Joe: Oh trust me, even I don't know.

*Steve walks over to E-Chan who is now finished with her revenge against the monk* *Picks up Miroku's Monk stick*

Steve: Heeheehee! Think I'll keep this.

E-Chan: *red glowing evil possesed eyes* KIMCHI!!!!!!!!

Kimchi: Eh heh heh.... E-Chan... don't do anything rash I mean I'm writing this and I can invite all monks from every anime on this talk show!

E-Chan: GACK! NOOO! Need to take revenge on someone else!

ET: I didn't do it!! It was all Skitzo and Hippy's Idea!

Skitzo and Hippy: Uhhh ohhh! RUN!!!!!

*E-Chan chasing Hippy and Skitzo with desk*

E-Chan: WHAHAHAHAHA! Get back here fucking monk lovers!!!!!

ET: *sniffle* Man in sexy dress go bye bye! *Sniff*

Kimchi: Uhhh next time we'll have some more creations of Mrs. Rumiko Takahashi! Until then I wish you all the utmost chaos, destruction, and bloodshed! Ain't I the cheery one?

Joe: You can find allot of those things here...

SCREEN GOES BLACK

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