Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Hybrid's Guide to Miko Hunting ❯ Purely Circumstantial ( Chapter 13 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Poor Kagome. I just won’t leave her alone.
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The Hybrid’s Guide to Miko Hunting
Purely Circumstantial
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There comes a moment in everyone’s life when certain circumstances warrant the sudden and illogical urge to crawl under a rock and die. Kagome, being a strong-willed and outspoken young woman on the cusp of maturity, had experienced many such moments. So many, in fact, that she had lost count ages ago.
So, it was with no surprise as she stood staring across the water that Kagome found herself wishing for the earth to just open up and swallow her, or at the very least erupt into some sort of freak outcropping between them to hide her flaming face and his… nudity.
“I- uh, I,” she stuttered, trying to explain herself. But, in the face of so much hard, smooth flesh she could hardly recall why she’d come looking for the grumpy fire youkai in the first place. And he wasn’t making it easier for her, either. Was he rippling his muscles on purpose? As hard as she tried, the miko couldn’t pull her eyes away from his naked, dripping form. He must think I’m some kind of pervert. We only met five days ago and I’ve already groped him, made sexual innuendos, and flashed him my underwear. Well, now I can tick ‘seen him naked’ off my list.
The universe, it seemed, had a very cruel sense of humor where Kagome was concerned. She might have been able to right off the groping as an accident, which it was. She hadn’t meant to trip over that root and accidentally grab his… eh- package when she stumbled into him. And she certainly hadn’t been suggesting anything when she told him she’d never been good with keeping barriers and preferred to work with swords. And the little incident when she decided climbing a tree to get at a juicy-looking apple when he was right below her and then telling him to look out because she was dropping down some more had been a complete accident. That he’d looked up instead of out as she’d suggested and gotten an eyeful of her pink frillies as she straddled the branch above his head couldn’t be blamed on her.
But this was just entirely too convenient to be a mistake.
The youkai looked her over and smirked as she stood quivering in mortification on the bank of the pool of water. He casually stepped out from beneath the falls and waded closer. Even though she blushed in embarrassment, she was still standing there gawking at him. The little woman hadn‘t made a move to cover her eyes or turn away. “Couldn’t get enough, miko?” he asked with a smug smile, not seeming to mind his nudity.
Her face, if possible, became an even darker shade of red. “Y-you don’t understand! I wasn’t-”
“Oh, I understand, onna. And here I was under the impression that miko were supposed to be pure,” he taunted.
Kagome wanted to smack that smug smirk right off his handsome face, but was too busy ogling his… she could feel her face heat up and her heart begin to race. It must have been the biggest she’d ever seen! Well, not that she’d seen many, but-
Oh, my god, I am a pervert!.
The miko sighed with relief when he finally turned away from her and sauntered back to the other bank to retrieve his clothes. However, she found herself just as intrigued with the new view as the last and still couldn’t pull her eyes from him.
When he looked back at her with a self-satisfied smile to see she was still watching, Kagome decided that, for the sake of all the men she loved and those she hadn’t met yet, she’d just have to become a lesbian. It was the only way to save them from herself.
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The Hybrid’s Guide to Miko Hunting
Purely Circumstantial
.
There comes a moment in everyone’s life when certain circumstances warrant the sudden and illogical urge to crawl under a rock and die. Kagome, being a strong-willed and outspoken young woman on the cusp of maturity, had experienced many such moments. So many, in fact, that she had lost count ages ago.
So, it was with no surprise as she stood staring across the water that Kagome found herself wishing for the earth to just open up and swallow her, or at the very least erupt into some sort of freak outcropping between them to hide her flaming face and his… nudity.
“I- uh, I,” she stuttered, trying to explain herself. But, in the face of so much hard, smooth flesh she could hardly recall why she’d come looking for the grumpy fire youkai in the first place. And he wasn’t making it easier for her, either. Was he rippling his muscles on purpose? As hard as she tried, the miko couldn’t pull her eyes away from his naked, dripping form. He must think I’m some kind of pervert. We only met five days ago and I’ve already groped him, made sexual innuendos, and flashed him my underwear. Well, now I can tick ‘seen him naked’ off my list.
The universe, it seemed, had a very cruel sense of humor where Kagome was concerned. She might have been able to right off the groping as an accident, which it was. She hadn’t meant to trip over that root and accidentally grab his… eh- package when she stumbled into him. And she certainly hadn’t been suggesting anything when she told him she’d never been good with keeping barriers and preferred to work with swords. And the little incident when she decided climbing a tree to get at a juicy-looking apple when he was right below her and then telling him to look out because she was dropping down some more had been a complete accident. That he’d looked up instead of out as she’d suggested and gotten an eyeful of her pink frillies as she straddled the branch above his head couldn’t be blamed on her.
But this was just entirely too convenient to be a mistake.
The youkai looked her over and smirked as she stood quivering in mortification on the bank of the pool of water. He casually stepped out from beneath the falls and waded closer. Even though she blushed in embarrassment, she was still standing there gawking at him. The little woman hadn‘t made a move to cover her eyes or turn away. “Couldn’t get enough, miko?” he asked with a smug smile, not seeming to mind his nudity.
Her face, if possible, became an even darker shade of red. “Y-you don’t understand! I wasn’t-”
“Oh, I understand, onna. And here I was under the impression that miko were supposed to be pure,” he taunted.
Kagome wanted to smack that smug smirk right off his handsome face, but was too busy ogling his… she could feel her face heat up and her heart begin to race. It must have been the biggest she’d ever seen! Well, not that she’d seen many, but-
Oh, my god, I am a pervert!.
The miko sighed with relief when he finally turned away from her and sauntered back to the other bank to retrieve his clothes. However, she found herself just as intrigued with the new view as the last and still couldn’t pull her eyes from him.
When he looked back at her with a self-satisfied smile to see she was still watching, Kagome decided that, for the sake of all the men she loved and those she hadn’t met yet, she’d just have to become a lesbian. It was the only way to save them from herself.
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