Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Day 8(After the Rumble) ( Chapter 13 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters except for myself, TAB, thunderchaos, and Bill.
Sean: Welcome back to the WDF! I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: Today, I'm pleased to annouce that Joey and his gun are back. In fact, they never left.
Joey: Hey Sean.
Sean: I'm also pleased to annouce that we have a new refferee, Bill.
Bill: Hey Sean.
TAB: Today, we have three matches, two that are # 1 contendership matches.
Sean: That's right. The first match is for the # 1 contendership for the Video Game Championship between Link and Tails. The winner will take on Sonic at VIOLENT VALENTINE, our next PPV event. Bill, go over the rules.
Bill: Ok, You guys should dominate each other and go all out. Let's go!
(bell rings)
Link: I'm gonna go straight after you.
Tails: That's what you think.(Tails propellars into the air above Link)
Joey: That's sort of unfair.
Sean: Do you like it?
Joey: Hell yeah!
TAB: I don't think so.
~in the ring~
Tails: Try jumping, if you can jump that high.
Link: Here I come! (jumps high in the air, grabs his sword and cuts one tail off)
Tails: (falling) WHHHOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!(crashes) OWWWW!!!! Hey, that's unfair. You cut off one of my tails.
Link: I'm not finished yet.
TAB: What does he mean?
Sean: He means that he's going to cut him in half.
Joey: Then this match will be really be good!
~in the ring~
Link: This blade is the last thing you'll ever see again.(cuts Tails in half to end the match)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner and # 1 contender for the VG Championship, Link.
Joey: That was an ok match.
Sean: Hey Joey?
Joey: What?
Sean: Do you like rodents?
Joey: No.
Sean: Then you might like this match between Pikachu and Hamtaro.
Joey: I hate rodents even more.
TAB: Well, let the match begin.
(bell rings)
Hamtaro: Hi! I'm Hamtaro and I...
Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUUU!!!!!!(Thunderbolt attack burns Hamtaro to ashes)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner, Pikachu.
Joey: That was a short match.
Sean: I'm shocked (drum:ta dum tee)
(audience laughs)
TAB: That was a jumb joke. Anyway, the last match is for the # 1 contendership for the Non-Anime Championship between Charlie Brown and Beavis. The winner will take on Homer Simpson at VIOLENT VALENTINE!
Sean: Well, let's get this match going!
(bell rings)
Beavis: Hehehehehehehehehehe... I think you're a dork.
CB: Oh good grief, I maybe unlucky, but I'm not smart.
Beavis: I need some chicks.
CB: You mean little chickens.
Beavis: No! I mean girls stupid!!
CB: Oh. Well I need to defeat you today.
Beavis:(eats too much sugar and becomes Cornholio) I'm Cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole.
CB: Who are you?
Beavis: I'm Cornholio!
Joey: Cornholio? Not again.
Sean: Please kill him.
Joey: This isn't the 30 Man Rumble!
Sean: Then give it to me!
Joey: Not a chance.
Sean: If you don't kill him, I will.
( Joey and Sean fight over the Mega Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon. Shot fires and blows up Beavis)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner and # 1 contender for the Non-Anime Championship, Charlie Brown!
Sean:<<<O___O>>> WOW!
TAB: Well that was exciting. And please, send in some reviews.
Sean: Joe, thank you for coming.
Joey: My pleasure.
Sean: That's Joey aka thunderchaos. And also for TAB and Bill, I'm Sean saying see ya from the WDF!
Sean: Welcome back to the WDF! I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: Today, I'm pleased to annouce that Joey and his gun are back. In fact, they never left.
Joey: Hey Sean.
Sean: I'm also pleased to annouce that we have a new refferee, Bill.
Bill: Hey Sean.
TAB: Today, we have three matches, two that are # 1 contendership matches.
Sean: That's right. The first match is for the # 1 contendership for the Video Game Championship between Link and Tails. The winner will take on Sonic at VIOLENT VALENTINE, our next PPV event. Bill, go over the rules.
Bill: Ok, You guys should dominate each other and go all out. Let's go!
(bell rings)
Link: I'm gonna go straight after you.
Tails: That's what you think.(Tails propellars into the air above Link)
Joey: That's sort of unfair.
Sean: Do you like it?
Joey: Hell yeah!
TAB: I don't think so.
~in the ring~
Tails: Try jumping, if you can jump that high.
Link: Here I come! (jumps high in the air, grabs his sword and cuts one tail off)
Tails: (falling) WHHHOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!(crashes) OWWWW!!!! Hey, that's unfair. You cut off one of my tails.
Link: I'm not finished yet.
TAB: What does he mean?
Sean: He means that he's going to cut him in half.
Joey: Then this match will be really be good!
~in the ring~
Link: This blade is the last thing you'll ever see again.(cuts Tails in half to end the match)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner and # 1 contender for the VG Championship, Link.
Joey: That was an ok match.
Sean: Hey Joey?
Joey: What?
Sean: Do you like rodents?
Joey: No.
Sean: Then you might like this match between Pikachu and Hamtaro.
Joey: I hate rodents even more.
TAB: Well, let the match begin.
(bell rings)
Hamtaro: Hi! I'm Hamtaro and I...
Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUUU!!!!!!(Thunderbolt attack burns Hamtaro to ashes)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner, Pikachu.
Joey: That was a short match.
Sean: I'm shocked (drum:ta dum tee)
(audience laughs)
TAB: That was a jumb joke. Anyway, the last match is for the # 1 contendership for the Non-Anime Championship between Charlie Brown and Beavis. The winner will take on Homer Simpson at VIOLENT VALENTINE!
Sean: Well, let's get this match going!
(bell rings)
Beavis: Hehehehehehehehehehe... I think you're a dork.
CB: Oh good grief, I maybe unlucky, but I'm not smart.
Beavis: I need some chicks.
CB: You mean little chickens.
Beavis: No! I mean girls stupid!!
CB: Oh. Well I need to defeat you today.
Beavis:(eats too much sugar and becomes Cornholio) I'm Cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole.
CB: Who are you?
Beavis: I'm Cornholio!
Joey: Cornholio? Not again.
Sean: Please kill him.
Joey: This isn't the 30 Man Rumble!
Sean: Then give it to me!
Joey: Not a chance.
Sean: If you don't kill him, I will.
( Joey and Sean fight over the Mega Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon. Shot fires and blows up Beavis)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner and # 1 contender for the Non-Anime Championship, Charlie Brown!
Sean:<<<O___O>>> WOW!
TAB: Well that was exciting. And please, send in some reviews.
Sean: Joe, thank you for coming.
Joey: My pleasure.
Sean: That's Joey aka thunderchaos. And also for TAB and Bill, I'm Sean saying see ya from the WDF!