Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Day 9 ( Chapter 14 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I don't any of the characters except for myself, TAB, and Bill.
Sean: Welcome back to the WDF! I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: Today, we'll have just three regular matches before you see us at the next PPV event.
TAB: What PPV event?
Sean: VIOLENT VALENTINE! Remember?
TAB: Oh yeah.
Sean: Well our first match is between Team Rocket member James versus duelist Joey Wheeler.
TAB: Let's get this match underway.
(bell rings)
James: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!! I love beating up some other idiots.
Joey w : (bad brooklyn accent) That's da last straw. You'll gonna pay right now!(hits James with rapid right fists)
James: That was a great start, but not a good ending.(searches for Pokemon, but doesn't have them) Huh?
Sean: No Pokemon James.
Joey w: Ha. Time for me to finish you.(reaches for his deck, but the deck isn't there) Huh? Where are my cards?
Sean: Up here. Sorry Joey, no duel monsters. I want you two to fight each other on your own.
Joey w: AAAWWWW man.
James: I'll do something that I haven't done. (grabs shovel and hits Joey over the head with it. Then, still with it in hand, buries Joey till Joey can't be seen.)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner, James.
TAB: He did very well. Well, our next match is between Godzilla and Cartman.
Sean: This is a match for the ages.
~in the ring~
Cartman: Squissh!
Sean: Let the battle begin!
(bell rings)
Godzilla: RRROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!(grabs Cheezy Poofs from Cartman)
Cartman: Hey, those are my Cheezy Poofs! Give them back!(kicks Godzilla in the shin real hard)
Godzilla: RRRRROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Cartman: Well same to... Uh-oh!
Sean: Gas masks everyone!
TAB: And hold on tight!
(Godzilla's fire and Cartman's fart causes the arena to explode and the other contestants to die)
Sean:<<<O___O>>> WHOA!!!
TAB: WOW!
Sean: Well it's official, this match is a draw. Unfortunately due to what just happened now, we will not have another match tonight.
TAB: So see us next time at the PPV event, VIOLENT VALENTINE, and please send some reviews.
Sean: Until then, for TAB and Bill, I'm Sean saying good bye from the WDF!
Sean: Welcome back to the WDF! I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: Today, we'll have just three regular matches before you see us at the next PPV event.
TAB: What PPV event?
Sean: VIOLENT VALENTINE! Remember?
TAB: Oh yeah.
Sean: Well our first match is between Team Rocket member James versus duelist Joey Wheeler.
TAB: Let's get this match underway.
(bell rings)
James: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!! I love beating up some other idiots.
Joey w : (bad brooklyn accent) That's da last straw. You'll gonna pay right now!(hits James with rapid right fists)
James: That was a great start, but not a good ending.(searches for Pokemon, but doesn't have them) Huh?
Sean: No Pokemon James.
Joey w: Ha. Time for me to finish you.(reaches for his deck, but the deck isn't there) Huh? Where are my cards?
Sean: Up here. Sorry Joey, no duel monsters. I want you two to fight each other on your own.
Joey w: AAAWWWW man.
James: I'll do something that I haven't done. (grabs shovel and hits Joey over the head with it. Then, still with it in hand, buries Joey till Joey can't be seen.)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner, James.
TAB: He did very well. Well, our next match is between Godzilla and Cartman.
Sean: This is a match for the ages.
~in the ring~
Cartman: Squissh!
Sean: Let the battle begin!
(bell rings)
Godzilla: RRROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!(grabs Cheezy Poofs from Cartman)
Cartman: Hey, those are my Cheezy Poofs! Give them back!(kicks Godzilla in the shin real hard)
Godzilla: RRRRROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Cartman: Well same to... Uh-oh!
Sean: Gas masks everyone!
TAB: And hold on tight!
(Godzilla's fire and Cartman's fart causes the arena to explode and the other contestants to die)
Sean:<<<O___O>>> WHOA!!!
TAB: WOW!
Sean: Well it's official, this match is a draw. Unfortunately due to what just happened now, we will not have another match tonight.
TAB: So see us next time at the PPV event, VIOLENT VALENTINE, and please send some reviews.
Sean: Until then, for TAB and Bill, I'm Sean saying good bye from the WDF!