Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ New Stuff ( Chapter 67 )

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the show, the computer, the music, the announcer, and myself.

(Rock music. Then the W falls in place, The D crashes through the wall, and the F smashes next to the D squeezing it all together. Finally, a sword sticks behind the letters. That's the WDF logo. Fireworks start going off in front of the entrance gate. The crowd now goes nuts.)

Sean: Welcome to LA! Welcome to the Staples Center! And welcome to the WDF! Hello everyone I'm Sean!

Nighttrain: I'm Nighttrain!

Joey: I'm Joey!

Green-Lantern: I'm Green-Lantern!

Gunlord: I'm Gunlord!

BIG_DADDY: I'm BIG_DADDY!

TAB: And I'm TAB!

Sean: And tonight, we'll have three terrific matches for you.

Joey: You got that right. In fact, we had to pay almost $5. 5 mil just to get all this new crap.

Nighttrain: And he isn't kidding.

(In the ring, bell ringing)

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall…

(In the booth)

Sean: That means death.

(In the ring)

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring at from parts unknown. Weighing in at 159lbs, Brolly! (Heavy metal music. Crowd boos. Enters ring) and his opponent, from parts of Japan. Weighing in at 177lbs. Goku! (DBZ theme song. Audience cheers on. Enters ring)

Brolly: You're mine, Saiyan.

Goku: Not unless I beat you.

(Bell rings to start match)

Brolly: Take this! (Shoots energy beam at Goku which hits him)

Goku: Wow! That was good. But is it good enough? (Hits him with rapid punches)

Brolly: That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Can you do better?

Goku: If you want better, then you got it. (Hits him with more rapid punches.)

Brolly: Come on Saiyan. Show me your true strength.

Goku: Fine. (Goes to SS3.) Now I'll show how powerful I really am. KAMAHAMAEHAAA!!! (Shoots a super plasma beam that goes right through Brolly. He falls and he can't get up.)

(Bell rings)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Goku! (Crowd cheers)

(In the ring)

Sean: That was one amazing match.

Green-Lantern: I like this new style. Now we have theme music, a ring announcer, and even an enterance ramp.

TAB: Yeah! Me too.

Gunlord: I wonder who's fighting next?

Nighttrain: Well, let's find out. Let's go to our ring announcer in the ring.

(In the ring, bell rings)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Entering the ring, joined by his partner, one half of the WDF World Tag Team champions, Manegyk. From Baltimore, Maryland. Weighing in at 213lbs, one half of the WDF World Tag Team Champions, Jean! (Goth music. Crowd boos as he enters the ring) and his opponent, from Boston, Ma. Weighing in at 269lbs, John Cena. (John Cena's theme music. Crowd cheers as he enters the ring)

John: Yo La! Let's here this thing. Today, I've been working out, while he's been eating chicken wings. (crowd laughs) Well I'm the kind of man who may not have any class. So whoever the heck you are, I'm going to kick you're a@$#!

(Bell rings to start the match)

Jean: I hate your rhymes you moron.

John: Well, I won't be rhyming right now. (Grabs Jean and throws him onto the floor.) See what I mean.

Jean: Yeah. I see what you mean. (Manegyk attacks from behind, but hits Jean instead of John.)

John: Man you guys are stupid. (Grabs his chain and whacks it over Manegyk's head. Manegyk is now knocked out cold. John now hits Jean with the chain. He grabs Jean and brings him back into the ring. Now he gets a buzz saw. He lays it in the middle of the ring and puts the plug into the outlet. Now the buzz saw is on) Time for the end. (He grabs Jean and performs the FU. That attack lands Jean on the buzz saw and kills him)

(Bell rings)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, John Cena!

(In the booth)

BIG_DADDY: Now that was one weird matchup.

Gunlord: I have to agree with you on that.

Sean: Oh I forgot that the next chapter, WDF and PS2's BURNOUT 3 Presents DEATH DAY, WDF's October PPV event. Live in the UK. PS2. Live In Your World. Play In Ours.

TAB: Well, let's get to our last match shall we.

(In the ring, Bell rings)

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Kurt Angle, from Boston, Mass. weighing in at 228lbs, Mini Dulli. (Angle's Music. Crowd Boos as he enters the ring) and his opponent making his way accompanied by Brock, from Pallet Town. Weighing in at 95lbs, Ash Ketchum. (Pokemon theme song. Crowd cheers as he enters the ring)

(In the booth)

TAB: Don't you think that Mini Dulli has a size advantage over Ash.

Nighttrain: Nonsense. It's not size that determines the winner, it's strategy.

Green-Lantern: He's right.

(In the ring. Bell rings to start the match)

Mini Dulli: Prepare to be squashed by the mighty Mini Dulli.

Ash: I don't think so. (Jumps on Mini Dulli and does a head scissors takedown. Crowd cheers)

Mini Dulli: (Angry) You bastard. How dare you try to beat me with that attack. Well I'll show you how to take a skinny boy, old school style. (Jumps on Ash and squashes him, but Ash lifts him up and slams him to the mat.)

Ash: Man, what did you have for breakfast?

Mini Dulli: Well I had…

Ash: Actually, I don't care. I'm going to kill you now! Brock!

Brock: Yeah Ash?

Ash: Can you hand me the you know what?

Brock: Sure. (Brock hands Ash the you know what)

Mini Dulli: You think that you're going to kill me with that axe?

Ash: Well, I'm going to try.

Mini Dulli : Think again. (Picks Ash up. Ash drops the axe and Mini Dulli does the Angle Slam. However, when Mini Dulli finishes the Angle Slam, he cuts his head open landing on the axe.)

(Bell Rings)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Ash Ketchum! (Crowd Cheers)

(In the Booth)

Sean: That was a great match.

TAB: Why?

Sean: Because Mini Dulli's dead.

Nighttrain: But you have to bring him back to life.

Sean: Do I have to?

Gunlord: Yes.

Sean: Alright. Well that's it for tonight. Make sure to write some suggestions for this show. So, for the ring announcer, Nighttrain, Joey, Green-Lantern, Gunlord, BIG_DADDY, TAB, and crew. I'm Sean saying good bye and see you in the UK!