Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ WDF's DEATH DAY ( Chapter 68 )
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the show, the WDF music, the ring announcer, the computer, and myself.
(Rock music. The W falls into place. Then the D smashes through the wall. Then, the F moves next to the D, squeezing it all together. Finally, the sword sticks behind the letters. That's the WDF logo. Now we hear the United Kingdom music in rock style. Two knights joust each other and one puts their lance through the other. Then we see the PS2 logo and listen to the PS2 music. Finally, The Death Day logo shows up in front of the screen)
Announcer: PS2's Burnout 3 presents WDF Death Day!
(Now the fire works go off in front of the enterance ramp followed by flashes all around the enterance. The crowd goes nuts)
Sean: Welcome to the United Kingdom inside the WDF UK Arena! Welcome to Death Day! Hello everyone, I'm Sean!
Nighttrain: I'm Nighttrain!
Joey: I'm Joey!
Gunlord: I'm Gunlord!
Green-Lantern: I'm Green-Lantern!
BIG_DADDY: I'm BIG_DADDY!
TAB: And I'm TAB!
Sean: Tonight, the big match ups will take place.
Nighttrain: That's right!
Sean: And the biggest match tonight is our triple threat match, but it's not till later. So let's go down to ring side.
(In the ring, bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall and is for the WDF VG Championship. Making his way to the ring is the challenger. From the parts of Giga City, weighing in at 268lbs, the Maverick Hunter known as "X". (Heavy Metal music. Crowd boos) And his opponent, from parts known, weighing in at 196lbs. He's the WDF VG Champion, Cloud! (Warrior type music. Crowd cheers)
(Bell rings to start the match)
Cloud: Prepare to taste my mighty blade. (Pulls out his sword)
X: I don't think so. (Shoots Cloud with the X Buster. Cloud flies in the air and falls to the ground)
Cloud: (In pain) damn you're good. But I'm not going to give up. (Goes after X)
X: Charge Shot! (Charges up one of his shots and fires it. In seconds, Cloud is hit with multiple X Busters.)
Cloud: Man, This guy is good.
X: Now it's time to finish you off. (Fires micro missiles at Cloud, but Cloud blocks them and uses his sword to counter the shots. The missiles hit X and break down piece by piece)
(Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The winner and still WDF VG Champion, Cloud!
(In the booth)
Sean: That was an awesome match.
Nighttrain: Not bad.
TAB: I hope that there's more matches like that coming up.
Green-Lantern: According to this, you're fighting next TAB.
TAB: What?
Green-Lantern: That's what it says.
Joey: He's right. That's what it says on the schedule.
BIG_DADDY: Bye.
TAB: Bullies.
(In the ring. Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is for one fall and is for the WDF Women's Championship. Making her way is the challenger, from some part of Domino City, Serenity Wheeler (Street music. Same as Joey Wheeler. Crowd cheers). And her opponent, from Washington. The WDF Women's Champion, TAB! (`Catch me if you can' theme. Crowd cheers)
(Bell rings to start the match)
Serenity: I want to show my big brother that I can defend myself.
TAB: If you can, show me what you got. (Serenity lunges at TAB, but misses. TAB grabs her and slams her.)
Serenity: This isn't going to be easy.
TAB: Well welcome to the big leagues. (Grabs Serenity again and tosses her halfway of the ring. Grabs a weapon) Come and get it.
Serenity: Ok. (Runs after TAB, but runs into a sledgehammer. She's hit hard and is completely unconscious.)
(Bell Rings)
Ring Announcer: The winner and still WDF Women's Champion, TAB!
(In the booth)
Sean: I can't believe that she dominated throughout the entire match.
BIG_DADDY: I'm surprised.
Joey: Well, don't forget that in November, WDF and Taco Bell present Last Man Standing. Live in the Orlando Arena in Orlando, Florida. Remember Taco Bell, It's Good To Be Full.
BIG_DADDY: Well, let's get to our next match, so let's send it back down to ringside.
(In the ring. Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall is for the WDF Tag Team Championship. Making their way to the ring. At a total combined weight of 420lbs. They are the WDF Tag Team Champions, Manegyk and Jean! (Evil German music. Crowd boos) And their opponents at a total combined weight of 234lbs. Ash and Brock! (Pokemon theme song. Crowd cheers)
(Bell rings to start the match)
Manegyk: I'm going to taste sweet victory after you are beaten alive.
Ash: Not today. (Grabs Manegyk by the head with his legs and performs a head scissors takedown.)
Brock: Good job Ash.
Ash: Try your luck Brock. (Tags in Brock)
Brock: I'm going to enjoy this. (Grabs Manegyk and picks him up in the air. Then, he throws him over the top rope and onto the floor with no padding.)
Jean: Hey! That's not nice. (He chases after Brock, but gets decked by his mighty close line.)
Brock: What an idiot.
Ash: Yeah. What idiots. Hey Brock?
Brock: Yeah Ash?
Ash: You want to finish them off with our new move.
Brock: Sure. (Grabs Sword)
Ash: Here we go. (Jumps from the top rope on to Brock's shoulders. Then, he jumps off Brock's shoulders and cuts Jean down the middle.)
Manegyk: Huh? What happened?
Ash: This happened. (Cuts Manegyk in half.)
(Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The winners and new WDF Tag Team Champions, Ash and Brock! (Crowd cheers)
(In the booth)
Sean: That was one hell of a match.
Gunlord: But I didn't like how it ended.
Sean: I thought you hated Manegyk.
Gunlord: I do, but I didn't want Jean to get killed.
Sean: Thanks for telling me now.
TAB: Well let's get to our next match.
Joey: I guess it's my turn to go.
TAB: Ok, bye.
(In the ring. Bell Rings)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WDF Non-Anime Championship. Making his way is the challenger from NYC, NY. Weighing in at 287lbs. Jay Sherman! (The Critic's theme song. Crowd shows Jay their popcorn) And his opponent, the WDF Non-Anime Champion, Joey!
(Bell rings to start match)
Jay: This show, it stinks. (Famous catch phrase)
Joey: Shut up. (Hits him with rapid punches, followed by and uppercut.)
Jay: They didn't say that I was going to get hurt.
Joey: Well, they were wrong. (Attacks Jay with a refrigerator) Eat this! (Shoves it down Jay's throat. He jams down really hard. Jay now chokes on the fridge and passes out.) Now, I have my chance. (Pulls out his MUHPIC Aims it at Jay and fires it. In moments, Jay is splattered everywhere. Why? Because he's now dead.)
(Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The winner and still WDF Non-Anime Champion, Joey!
(In the booth)
Green-Lantern: I guess Jay bit off more than he could chew. (Laughs at his own joke)
Nighttrain: That wasn't funny.
Green-Lantern: Well I thought it was.
Nighttrain: Well, let's get to our next match which is for the WDF TV/Movie Championship.
Sean: Now, let's go to ringside.
(In the ring. Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WDF TV/Movie Championship. Making his way to the ring is the challenger, from Hollywood, CA. Weighing in at 226lbs. Jack Black! (School of Rock music. Crowd cheers) and his opponent, from Domino City. Weighing in at 185lbs. Joey Wheeler! (Street music. Crowd cheers)
(Bell rings to start match)
Jack: I think we should party! (Dances like a goof)
Joey W: What the heck are you doing? This isn't a dance contest; this is a match for the title. So put your fists up. (He puts his fists up. Jack just puts hands up. Joey throws in punches easily, until Jack grabs him by the arm and throws him to the mat)
Jack: I was playing possum. So let's dance. (Jack grabs Joey by the neck and flips him in the air. Now, he jumps up and kicks Joey to the mat.)
Joey W.: Man, I guess you are good.
Jack: Thanks.
Joey W.: But not good enough. (Grabs Jack and ties his throat, hands and legs with pieces of string. The string causes Jack to pass out and die.)
(Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The winner and still WDF TV/Movie Champion, Joey Wheeler!
(In the booth)
Sean: That was almost like the last match.
BIG_DADDY: Yeah, but better.
Joey: He tied Jack's hands behind his back and caused Jack to pass out without air, then die.
Green-Lantern: That was one dandy of a match. Oh, I have to go.
Nighttrain: Same for me.
Sean: Good luck you guys.
(In the ring. Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The last contest scheduled for one fall and is for the WDF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! (Angle's Music. Crowd boos) making his way to the ring, accompanied by Kurt Angle, from Boston, MA. Weighing in at 238lbs. Mini Dulli! (Rocky Music. Crowd cheers) and his opponent making his way to the ring, from Boston, Ma. Weighing in at 197lbs. Nighttrain. (Hulk Hogan's old entrance theme music) and their opponent, from Detroit Mi. Weighing in at 158lbs. He's the WDF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, Green-Lantern!
(Bell rings to start the match)
Mini Dulli: I hate the both of you. So I'm going to kill the both of you at the same time. That way, I don't have to fight you guys one at a time.
Green-Lantern: Yak, yak, yak. You're all talk. But are you any action?
Mini Dulli: Sure I am. Watch. (Goes after both Nighttrain and Green-Lantern, but Nighttrain close lines Mini Dulli, then picks him up and performs a F-5 on Mini Dulli. He finishes it up by taking his ultimate axe and cuts Mini Dulli's body up completely with one swing)
Green-Lantern: That was quick.
Nighttrain: Now to the real fight.
Green-Lantern: You got it. (Both hold each other in a headlock. Nighttrain let's go and throws Green-Lantern on the other side of the ring)
Nighttrain: I'm ready for you.
Green-Lantern: Ok. You asked for it. (Goes after Nighttrain, but runs into a power slam.) Wow! What a rush.
Nighttrain: That's right.
Green-Lantern: Cool.
Nighttrain: Sorry man.
Green-Lantern: For what?
Nighttrain: For what I'm about to do. (Hits Green-Lantern with a lead pipe. He then pulls out Soul Edge. Green-Lantern is out cold so he doesn't know that it's coming. Nighttrain chops Green-Lantern in half both ways.) I'm sorry man.
(Bell rings)
Ring Announcer: The winner and New WDF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, Nighttrain!
(All gasp)
(In the booth)
TAB: Green-Lantern lost?
Sean: I guess so. But now I must do what I must do. (Pulls out mighty pencil and opens a portal. In seconds Green-Lantern falls out of the sky and hits the floor.)
Green-Lantern: Oh man, what happened?
Sean: You lost the match and the title.
Green-Lantern: What?
Sean: Nighttrain is the new champ.
Green-Lantern: Well I want a rematch, next chapter.
Sean: You got it. Remember folks that November, Taco Bell and the WDF present Last Man Standing. Live from the Orlando Arena in Orlando Florida. Also, make sure that you write some more suggestions for this fic. So for the ring announcer, Joey, Nighttrain, Green-Lantern, Gunlord, BIG_DADDY, TAB, and crew. I'm Sean saying so long from Death Day!